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[quote name='Temporaryscars']How much benedryl would you have to crush up in order to knock a cat out without killing it?[/QUOTE]

Probably the same amount Plume could use to drug his kid. Maybe less.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']How much benedryl would you have to crush up in order to knock a cat out without killing it?[/QUOTE]
:shame: That's date rape.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Is 7 days long enough into a 14 day trial? Cause I'm thinking of cancelling YSC on friday -- people have told me I don't have to worry about having cancelled the offer when filing my MCR. Rocko, how long did it take your MCR to clear?[/quote]

Some say to cancel as close to the end as possible, and never on the last day (because some of the offers will start charging on that day - but i forget which).

In your case, I'd cancel on day 11 or 12, that is how I have been doing it, for the most part.

I've filed MCRs after cancelling offers with no problems.

When I did YSC, it was 10 days to cancel, and I canceled on the sixth day.
 
[quote name='Strell']Probably the same amount Plume could use to drug his kid. Maybe less.[/quote]

No, I suspect he has inherited a heroic tolerence to drugs...
 
oh GOD I need to get a job.
I've been watching reruns of REBA and the sad part is I find myself enjoying it AND getting very much into it.. :cry:

Until the show is over and I realized what just happened.
Like having sex with someone who is ugly.. ::cringes::
 
Must do French.

Then must play No More Heroes.

Then must sleep.

Must sometime find time for Cooking Mama and Parappa.
 
Anybody else watching that lie detector game show on right now? It's fascinating to see what people will do for money.
 
I guess I broke that girl's heart, from the other night.

I don't know whether I should feel bad or not. ;o
 
[quote name='Strell']Probably the same amount Plume could use to drug his kid. Maybe less.[/quote]

half a pill?

I know the 70 pound idiot (read: doggy) can have 1-2 pills. So if 2 is his max and he's about 1/5 of the dog's weight, I'm guessing about 1/2 or 1/3 of a pill.
 
I don't think Stalin Cat would appreciate you removing half of the communist symbol from his arsenal, which in this case - his claws - representing the sickle of the Motherland.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Anybody else watching that lie detector game show on right now? It's fascinating to see what people will do for money.[/quote]

I am! And just like everything else on Fox, i'm calling fake.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir'] When I did YSC, it was 10 days to cancel, and I canceled on the sixth day.[/quote]

Then friday it is. 7 days out of x (where i know rig recommended cancelling by the 13th day) is long enough.
 
[quote name='Strell']I don't think Stalin Cat would appreciate you removing half of the communist symbol from his arsenal, which in this case - his claws - representing the sickle of the Motherland.[/quote]

But he MUST be stopped!
 
There's no set time you should/could cancel these trial offers. The only thing you shouldn't do is sign up.. get credit..and call that day to cancel :rofl:
 
[quote name='Brak']I guess I broke that girl's heart, from the other night.

I don't know whether I should feel bad or not. ;o[/quote]Did you invite her over, then tell her you weren't interested, or something?
 
[quote name='lilboo']There's no set time you should/could cancel these trial offers. The only thing you shouldn't do is sign up.. get credit..and call that day to cancel :rofl:[/quote]

Heh. I think too many people doing stuff like that is why the offers haven't been as sweet the past two months and more binding...
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']I am! And just like everything else on Fox, i'm calling fake.[/QUOTE]
So you're saying it's all staged?
 
[quote name='Brak']I guess I broke that girl's heart, from the other night.

I don't know whether I should feel bad or not. ;o[/QUOTE]
Make it up to her.

Let her suck your wiener.
 
[quote name='lilboo']oh GOD I need to get a job.
I've been watching reruns of REBA and the sad part is I find myself enjoying it AND getting very much into it.. :cry:

Until the show is over and I realized what just happened.
Like having sex with someone who is ugly.. ::cringes::[/quote]


Don't know how hard it's hitting you, but when I first moved up here over a year ago, I had a hard time getting a job. I took it pretty hard, but I found this and it cheered me up.

http://www.oddtodd.com/cartoons.html

The Laid-off cartoons. Bee-positive.
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']Did you invite her over, then tell her you weren't interested, or something?[/QUOTE]
Eh, kinda.

As a result of forces beyond my control, I had a small get-together at my apartment, and she got blasted and tried sucking my dick, but I wouldn't let her, etc., etc.

She was really loud, hit me with a piece of fiber optic cable (which fucked my finger up), stole my art pen, broke my couch, was LOUD etc., etc.

She was trying everything to win me over, and it was just absolute brutality. She tried suckin' my dingy and kept trying to get me to kiss her the entire walk to the front of my apartment building.
 
[quote name='dcfox']So you're saying it's all staged?[/quote]

No, just set up ahead of time. He knows what questions they'll asked, because they asked them to him before the show. Otherwise, you'd see more "no" answers, and not just the few they throw in so we don't suspect anything.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Don't know how hard it's hitting you, but when I first moved up here over a year ago, I had a hard time getting a job. I took it pretty hard, but I found this and it cheered me up.

http://www.oddtodd.com/cartoons.html

The Laid-off cartoons. Bee-positive.[/quote]

I saw that when he only had two...I had forgotten all about this! :lol:
 
Brak, serioiusly...wtf?

Most guys could go to a family reunion and would still accept a BJer just on the hope that she married into the family or is a really, really distant cousin.
 
[quote name='SithFran']And why wouldn't you let her do this?[/QUOTE]
Because I have no feelings for her.

I almost let her do it, like, 72 times... but her trying to get me to let her do it was being played out before a live studio audience, in front of one of my friends who used to date her. That made me feel kind of emasculated, not letting her do it, but I was thinking ahead and using my monk-like will.
 
I let a few girls go down on me. It's not MY fault they didn't know.
Feh. Mouths = all the same. It's the imagination that counts! ^_^
 
[quote name='Brak']Because I have no feelings for her.

I almost let her do it, like, 72 times... but her trying to get me to let her do it was being played out before a live studio audience, in front of one of my friends who used to date her. That made me feel kind of emasculated, not letting her do it, but I was thinking ahead and using my monk-like will.[/quote]

Ninja, why didn't you say that from the beginning? There was a Man Rule card played.

Your (in)action is perfectly acceptable.
 
[quote name='Brak']Because I have no feelings for her.

I almost let her do it, like, 72 times... but her trying to get me to let her do it was being played out before a live studio audience, in front of one of my friends who used to date her. That made me feel kind of emasculated, not letting her do it, but I was thinking ahead and using my monk-like will.[/quote]
Yeah, in front of your friend that used to date her might not be the best thing.

Also, you kind of have to wonder what's going on when someone wants to do that THAT badly. She have any noticable sores around the mouth area? :whistle2:#
 
[quote name='lilboo']I let a few girls go down on me. It's not MY fault they didn't know.
Feh. Mouths = all the same. It's the imagination that counts! ^_^[/quote]

Back when I used to drink, I did some shit with a chick, who later turned out to be the secret girlfriend of a friend of mine who is a girl, whom I didn't even know was a lesbian. It was pretty strange.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']dcfox, look at how specific these questions are. It's such a setup.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I hate to say it but I agree with you.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']I can't believe you watch tennis.[/QUOTE]

I can't believe you are ignorant to the best sport in the world.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Brak seems to always be in situations we he could get some action, but never seems to be able to seal the deal. Kinda strange...but uh...whatever.[/quote]I know. It's gotten to the point where I'm jealous of Brak, and also not, at the same time.

Still though, you made a good call, Brak. Shame about that couch, though.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Yeah, I hate to say it but I agree with you.[/quote]

Errrr...thanks...I think...


[quote name='Moxio']I can't believe you are ignorant to the best sport in the world.[/quote]

I can't help it. I like women.
 
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