[quote name='Brak']My mom spanked me once... bent me over her knee, and everything.
The funny thing is, I laughed the entire time, and then she started crying.
Her crying was my punishment, because I don't like it when women cry. ;o[/quote]
When I was a wee lad, I decided to try to wake up my mom, who was sleeping on the couch, using one of those nail polish remover things, with the sponge inside that you stick your finger in. I figured since it smelled so strong, that it would work as smelling salts, but what I didn't know is that those things have liquid nail polish remover in them and I tipped it too far and poured a shit load of nail polish remover up her nose. She shot up gasping for air, screaming "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" and ran to the kitchen to feed water to her nose.
I pretty much ran outside and hid in my fort all day.