What were Los Naked Mariachis singing? What are the lyrics?
They (Mariachi Los Zapiros, actually) were singing a song called "Mi Verga," which translates to "My Penis." The lyrics are:
Spanish
Mi verga es chiquita y muy fea
Y todo el mundo lo sabe
Ojala que yo tuviera una verga muy grande
para presumirla
La verga del perro es muy linda...
Mi verga es chiquita y fea
Y todos se encuentran de acuerdo...
English
My penis is small and quite ugly
And all of the world sure knows it.
God willing that I would have had a big massive penis
so I could display it
The canine's penis is quite lovely...
My penis is little and ugly
And all find themselves in agreement...
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Trey and Matt wrote that, believe it or not.
