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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']That doesn't look like me at all. And don't expect me to go blonde and get a perm, that shit's just not happening. :lol:[/QUOTE]

That's you after you get sent to prison for being a stalker... :lol:
 
In case anyone was wondering, I was gonna tell the girl I like that I did like her, but it's weird. For the first time ever, I almost feel like I like her so much, that I'd be just fine with ending up just friends with her, cause she really is so amazingly cool. So of course, I ended up not saying anything and looking like an indecisive asshat to her probably.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Nope. I asked at both. Luckily, there's an art store reasonably close that has it, so I'll say "hard cheese!" to OMax and ODepot.[/QUOTE]

Could you direct me to an online listing? I can't seem to find it at OMax, ODepot or Staples dot com.
 
[quote name='karsh']In case anyone was wondering, I was gonna tell the girl I like that I did like her, but it's weird. For the first time ever, I almost feel like I like her so much, that I'd be just fine with ending up just friends with her, cause she really is so amazingly cool. So of course, I ended up not saying anything and looking like an indecisive asshat to her probably.[/QUOTE]

Well, whether or not you try to take the friendship/relationship to the next level is up to you. But if you just end up being friends, don't be upset about that. There were several girls that I liked that were great friends, and it stayed that way... and I still considered myself lucky to have them as friends. When you meet girls that are great, you want to have them in your life in some form... whether it's just friendship or something more than that.
 
[quote name='karsh']In case anyone was wondering, I was gonna tell the girl I like that I did like her, but it's weird. For the first time ever, I almost feel like I like her so much, that I'd be just fine with ending up just friends with her, cause she really is so amazingly cool. So of course, I ended up not saying anything and looking like an indecisive asshat to her probably.[/QUOTE]
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Telling her you like her in no way betrays your friendship with her. And if shes so emotionally shallow that your liking her in that way causes even a ripple, shes not really worth your time.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Could you direct me to an online listing? I can't seem to find it at OMax, ODepot or Staples dot com.[/QUOTE]
Well, at Staples they're listed as "pentel drafting lead refill" (put that in the search box.) I've only been able to find red at the three listed there. If you want other colors, try googling something like "pentel colored lead" (quotes not needed) and pick through.
 
It's not so much I'm worried of something happening to the friendship, but more of I'm just indecisive about this kinda thing in general. The only time I've ever told someone I actually liked them was through email. And the fact that deep down, I'm always worried in someway I'll ruin the friendship. Regardless of who the girl is (Though this is the first time I'd say I actually want the friendship to survive). I'm just not sure...
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Ive mixed beer and pussy so many times its silly for anyone else to bother.[/QUOTE]

So have I. I just find it offensive now that they've started charging for it. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']So have I. I just find it offensive now that they've started charging for it. :lol:[/QUOTE]
So wait, yours dont try to pay you after as a "thank you." Somebody needs to do some more reading. ;-)
 
[quote name='jmcc']Well, at Staples they're listed as "pentel drafting lead refill" (put that in the search box.) I've only been able to find red at the three listed there. If you want other colors, try googling something like "pentel colored lead" (quotes not needed) and pick through.[/QUOTE]

Alrighty, thanks! Do they make other colors than red?
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']So wait, yours dont try to pay you after as a "thank you." Somebody needs to do some more reading. ;-)[/QUOTE]

They do. But I've got enough money from my normal line of work in real estate that my conscious won't allow me to accept money for sex.:lol:
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Alrighty, thanks! Do they make other colors than red?[/QUOTE]
Here, at least blue. If you want to import from Japan, you can get pretty much all the primary colors. And I've been told of a mysterious [American] "tie-dye" variety, that writes in different colors all the way down.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']They do. But I've got enough money from my normal line of work in real estate that my conscious won't allow me to accept money for sex.:lol:[/QUOTE]
If a lady offers to pay, a gentleman should gladly accept, if only to make her feel better. ;-)

In all seriousness though, the best is when they try to get up and are stumbling around. Might as well stick a flag in her because I have claimed this body in the name of SDC!
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']If a lady offers to pay, a gentleman should gladly accept, if only to make her feel better. ;)

In all seriousness though, the best is when they try to get up and are stumbling around. Might as well stick a flag in her because I have claimed this body in the name of SDC![/QUOTE]

They can still walk after you're done with them? ;) But yeah it is a funny sight to behold. Strangely enough, I've got terrible 'bedside manner' since after the done deed I have the bad habit of standing on the bed in a superman-like pose with my feet outstretch and my arms crossed and this smug expression on my face and saying, "My will be done." Yeah, it makes me look like a prick but I can't help but feel that smug satisfaction that I personally invaded and conquered a new country.:lol:
 
[quote name='jmcc']Here, at least blue. If you want to import from Japan, you can get pretty much all the primary colors. And I've been told of a mysterious [American] "tie-dye" variety, that writes in different colors all the way down.[/QUOTE]

Neato. I hope mine has some stuff. Sadly, I have no art sotres around here that I know of. ;-;
 
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the thread about the hitler girls reminds me of the one with "the 12 year old" :lol: somebody should bump that....
 
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I was gonna grow a Zorro-esque moustache and Satan goatee a few months ago, for the sole fact nobody had one... but Jack White beat me to it. ;o
 
[quote name='Apossum']the thread about the hitler girls reminds me of the one with "the 12 year old" :lol: somebody should bump that....[/QUOTE]

11, and it's locked. :cry:

[quote name='Brak']
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I was gonna grow a Zorro-esque moustache and Satan goatee a few months ago, for the sole fact nobody had one... but Jack White beat me to it. ;o[/QUOTE]

He truly is a man both ahead and behind of his time. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']He truly is a man both ahead and behind of his time. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Very true.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Airplane 2 pales in comparison to Airplane 1.[/QUOTE]

Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker (the original writers / directors) begged the studios not to make a sequel... but they did. Z, A & Z had nothing to do with the sequel.
 
Well, Blitz was out, so I rented THAW instead. I don't even think I'm going to do any gaming tonight, so I wonder why I went to the store in the first place...
 
Again, it's a Friday night... running the soundboard for a local high school football game... and I have cold sweats and tingles running up and down my spine, as I am on the brink of shitting my pants.

Where's an empty coughdrop bag or a Pringles can when I need one?
 
[quote name='Brak']Again, it's a Friday night... running the soundboard for a local high school football game... and I have cold sweats and tingles running up and down my spine, as I am on the brink of shitting my pants.

Where's an empty coughdrop bag or a Pringles can when I need one?[/QUOTE]

Dude, you definately need to start planning your bowel movements better.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Because you're weak, just like the rest of us. ;) :lol:[/QUOTE]

Well, I was considering putting up an avatar/sig combo tonight, but now I won't. Now you have to click more to see my profile! MWAH HA HA! :evil:

[quote name='Brak']Again, it's a Friday night... running the soundboard for a local high school football game... and I have cold sweats and tingles running up and down my spine, as I am on the brink of shitting my pants.

Where's an empty coughdrop bag or a Pringles can when I need one?[/QUOTE]

Dude, maybe you should shit before you work. Just a suggestion. If you do, then maybe you are just a frequent shitter... and in that case, you should carry some Ziploc bags or a coffee can with you.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Dude, you definately need to start planning your bowel movements better.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Saucy Jack']Dude, maybe you should shit before you work. Just a suggestion. If you do, then maybe you are just a frequent shitter... and in that case, you should carry some Ziploc bags or a coffee can with you.[/QUOTE]

Yeah...

I was going to clean out the pipes before the broadcast started, but there were a shitload of problems with the signals and soundboard so I didn't get a chance.

Edit: I prefer a Pringles can over a coffee can. :eek:
 
[quote name='Brak']Yeah...

I was going to clean out the pipes before the broadcast started, but there were a shitload of problems with the signals and soundboard so I didn't get a chance.[/QUOTE]

Umm... what does "cleaning the pipes" have to do with shitting? That's the wrong part you're messing with. :rofl:
 
[quote name='Brak']Yeah...

I was going to clean out the pipes before the broadcast started, but there were a shitload of problems with the signals and soundboard so I didn't get a chance.

Edit: I prefer a Pringles can over a coffee can. :eek:[/QUOTE]
now you have a problem with a load of shit...
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Umm... what does "cleaning the pipes" have to do with shitting? That's the wrong part you're messing with. :rofl:[/QUOTE]

All pipes. :eek:

What you mentioned in addition to shitting, whizzing, crying, blowing my nose and vomiting -- all into the urinal.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Umm... what does "cleaning the pipes" have to do with shitting? That's the wrong part you're messing with. :rofl:[/QUOTE]
:rofl:
 
[quote name='Brak']All pipes. :eek:

What you mentioned in addition to shitting, whizzing, crying, blowing my nose and vomiting -- all into the urinal.[/QUOTE]


"GROSS, PACKER!"
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[quote name='beerguy961']Is it just me, or does Brak seem to talk about his bowel movements a little too much?[/QUOTE]

I think javeryh still has him beat.
 
[quote name='Brak']Yeah...

I was going to clean out the pipes before the broadcast started, but there were a shitload of problems with the signals and soundboard so I didn't get a chance.

Edit: I prefer a Pringles can over a coffee can. :eek:[/QUOTE]

Get it? Shit load? Hah, hah, hah...
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Is it just me, or does Brak seem to talk about his bowel movements a little too much?[/QUOTE]

Just once every two weeks, from what I remember.

I talk about my inner-psyche more... which is kinda like a bowel movement.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']I think javeryh still has him beat.[/QUOTE]
Jav seems to do it in a much classier way. Well, as classy as sharting can be...

Imagine people dressed up at a formal dinner shitting themselves. It's a funny image...
 
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