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[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Alright well Punk Raven is now the creepiest motherfucker in the OTT.[/quote]

Oh no, not with this story I'm about to tell.

I told yall about the " You're going to die" Japanese girl (s) right? I think I did but I'm not sure if anyone payed attention. Basically, these sisters ( who I think are Japanese as they referred the art teacher to the Japanese teacher ) were being picked on one day. One of them freaks out and starts telling the kid to go back to his seat ( only time I've ever either of them speak English). The kid laughs and various kids laugh. She lets out this high pitched scream of frustration ( which he mocks ). Then she writes to him (via translator ) " what are you laughing at, you're going to die". Etc. Etc.

Now, here's the sick/ funny part. Ever since that day I've been totally infatuated with them. Not just one person, but somehow both of them as one entitiy. I don't even know much about them. I see them every day walking from ( what I assume ) is their house to (what I assume is ) where they get picked up at. I'm looking at them constantly, and I look down whenever they come within, say, 25 feet of me. I've come up with weird scenarios of what they'd be like in my mind. Things that I would say to them. I've become more interested in Japanese culture.

I've seen them, literately, hiding behind shit and looking at me ( Gears of War style). This freaks me out to no end. I remember one time at lunch where they sat to my left at a different table, and one of them just turn completely in my direction and looked for a few minutes. Actually, I was sitting at a table where I didn't know anyone and various people crowded around me, so I hope they didn't get the idea that I had friends. I'm already self conscious and have a low self esteem. Now I've got foreign girls who find me repulsive ( I think ). I don't have the balls to write a note to them. I want to ask them why they do this. Other people look at my weird for months and haven't said a word, but what they think is all that matters to me. It's pathetic, really.

What sucks is I'm starting to realize that they probably are smart. That they realize me looking at them as they're walking out to their bus top/ sitting at their bus stop. You can't miss me and I'm always sitting in the very same seat. I'm looking at them a LOT during art, and whenever I'm near them I just can't look at them straight in the face. It's blatantly obvious that I'm infatuated. Now I'm actually scared of how pathetic they think I am, or how weird they think I am, for being infatuated with girls who not only don't speak my language, but I have no indication as to what they are like or what their interests are.


What should I do, OTT?
 
[quote name='Punk_Raven']Oh no, not with this story I'm about to tell.

I told yall about the " You're going to die" Japanese girl (s) right? I think I did but I'm not sure if anyone payed attention. Basically, these sisters ( who I think are Japanese as they referred the art teacher to the Japanese teacher ) were being picked on one day. One of them freaks out and starts telling the kid to go back to his seat ( only time I've ever either of them speak English). The kid laughs and various kids laugh. She lets out this high pitched scream of frustration ( which he mocks ). Then she writes to him (via translator ) " what are you laughing at, you're going to die". Etc. Etc.

Now, here's the sick/ funny part. Ever since that day I've been totally infatuated with them. Not just one person, but somehow both of them as one entitiy. I don't even know much about them. I see them every day walking from ( what I assume ) is their house to (what I assume is ) where they get picked up at. I'm looking at them constantly, and I look down whenever they come within, say, 25 feet of me. I've come up with weird scenarios of what they'd be like in my mind. Things that I would say to them. I've become more interested in Japanese culture.

I've seen them, literately, hiding behind shit and looking at me ( Gears of War style). This freaks me out to no end. I remember one time at lunch where they sat to my left at a different table, and one of them just turn completely in my direction and looked for a few minutes. Actually, I was sitting at a table where I didn't know anyone and various people crowded around me, so I hope they didn't get the idea that I had friends. I'm already self conscious and have a low self esteem. Now I've got foreign girls who find me repulsive ( I think ). I don't have the balls to write a note to them. I want to ask them why they do this. Other people look at my weird for months and haven't said a word, but what they think is all that matters to me. It's pathetic, really.

What sucks is I'm starting to realize that they probably are smart. That they realize me looking at them as they're walking out to their bus top/ sitting at their bus stop. You can't miss me and I'm always sitting in the very same seat. I'm looking at them a LOT during art, and whenever I'm near them I just can't look at them straight in the face. It's blatantly obvious that I'm infatuated. Now I'm actually scared of how pathetic they think I am, or how weird they think I am, for being infatuated with girls who not only don't speak my language, but I have no indication as to what they are like or what their interests are.


What should I do, OTT?[/QUOTE]

Dallow.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']No one showed up to that guy's party because it looked like a pussy-ass-party. Where are the blunts? The surp?[/quote]

Surp?
You don't mean 'tussin, right? That shit makes me vomit.
I went to some sweet ass party Friday after work.
 
I like this picture of me better than the CAG album which has friggin Chex mix in the background. Thought I'd share.

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http://www.axcessmypics.com/photo/photo04/34/00/25274be58703.jpg?th=170&tw=225&s=false
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']*skims quote*

Punk, the only answer is double homicide and suicide[/quote]
Rape?

No. I just can't hurt them. :bouncy:

[quote name='TFN']Does Punk_Raven even play video games?[/quote]
 
[quote name='utopianmachine']I like this picture of me better than the CAG album which has friggin Chex mix in the background. Thought I'd share.

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[/QUOTE]
You look like your going to kill something.

And those are some pretty epic bangs you have there. I suggest trimming them. Just a suggestion, o' course.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']And those are some pretty epic bangs you have there. I suggest trimming them. Just a suggestion, o' course.[/quote]

Yeah they are. They come off heavy in that pic. But I've had them all my life and can't seem to make myself grow them out now.
 
[quote name='utopianmachine']How old are you, P_R?[/quote]

15

Where'd "11" come from?

That was not funny, and this is pointless seeing as he ignored me.

And my eyes are green.
 
[quote name='utopianmachine']Yeah they are. They come off heavy in that pic. But I've had them all my life and can't seem to make myself grow them out now.[/QUOTE]
All your life? Time for a change.

Take me, for example. I have recently decided to grow a winter beard (:cool:), a departure from my normal shaving habits.
I also made the mistake of challenging one of my former teachers to a beard-off. He's Jewish, and he's kicking my ass. :whistle2:#
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']All your life? Time for a change.

Take me, for example. I have recently decided to grow a winter beard (:cool:), a departure from my normal shaving habits.
I also made the mistake of challenging one of my former teachers to a beard-off. He's Jewish, and he's kicking my ass. :whistle2:#[/QUOTE]

Beard-offs rock.
 
[quote name='TFN']Wow, the weirdest shit just happened in Uncharted and I don't know if I like it. :/[/QUOTE]

You get zerg rushed?
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']So is Uncharted worth 30 dollars? Mana Knight if you are around, I ain't asking you.[/QUOTE]
Heh. Now that's a preemptive strike I can approve of.
 
Its def. worth 30 bones, Casey.

If you like action/adventure where you blow and fuck shit up, it ranks pretty high in that area.

Plus its got some simple puzzles that have some nice scenes around 'em and stuff.. so you're not just all action or climbing around.
 
[quote name='TFN']Its def. worth 30 bones, Casey.

If you like action/adventure where you blow and fuck shit up, it ranks pretty high in that area.

Plus its got some simple puzzles that have some nice scenes around 'em and stuff.. so you're not just all action or climbing around.[/QUOTE]

Good to hear. I hope KB isn't AIDS and has some games. I want to get Uncharted, AC, ME, and TOB. If I can walk away with two of those I will be happy.
 
Just to clairfy, everyone here realizes that I only post sick shit because it's the only ( and I mean only ) thing that I say that people reply to, right?
 
[quote name='flowery']Holy Shit Punk_Raven. C'mon man stop writing that shit. You need serious mental therapy or start writing or some shit.[/quote]
[quote name='Punk_Raven']Just to clairfy, everyone here realizes that I only post sick shit because it's the only ( and I mean only ) thing that I say that people reply to, right?[/quote]

To be fair, most of the things I say have some truth to them. I exagerate facts because that's what gets the replies.

Whenever I make a post that isn't about how fucked up I am, it's ignored.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']Good to hear. I hope KB isn't AIDS and has some games. I want to get Uncharted, AC, ME, and TOB. If I can walk away with two of those I will be happy.[/quote]

Its got some stupid little bugs like.. the button to roll is the same button to drop off a cliff, so you'll see him often diving forward then like backflipping to grab the cliff and it looks kinda silly.. or you'll be holding onto a ledge and your hands are actually inside the ledge itself. You're good on not wanting TMKs opinion though, dude doesn't even own the game.. he just goes by word of mouth and a bit extra to blow the pulasting penis of Sony. :p

9/10 after I just went through what I went through though.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Fake: Stupid critical points/points of inflection number-line graphs.[/QUOTE]
That's what we're doing in calc right now. Shit's on baby mode compared to what we were doing before.
 
[quote name='flowery']Who the fuck cares if it gets ignored or not this isn't real life. This community is real as reality tv, man.[/quote]

Well, if I told anyone in RL things like this then they'd have me locked up in some asylum, or at least have me seek mental help. I see that as pointless, I know exactly what I need to do to fix my life. I'm just too pussy.

then stop bitching about it!
 
[quote name='zewone']lies[/QUOTE]
Truth.

My friend tells me that one can rent that triple. Is it true? I'd totally do that for MGS4.
 
Shit man, of course you don't tell people that shit in real life. If you want to like I said become a writer, express your self that way. Start writing short stories, poems, songs, etc...
 
[quote name='flowery']Shit man, of course you don't tell people that shit in real life. If you want to like I said become a writer, express your self that way. Starting writing short stories, poems, songs, etc...[/quote]

Yeah. That could work. That's a good idea.
 
[quote name='zewone']I wish it was possible to rent one, then I wouldn't have this hunk of crap taking up space on my AV rack.[/QUOTE]


abuse return policies?
 
The video store, local, when Them Duces came out rented the system out. It was a 600 dollar deposit because they didn't want people renting it just to sell it. I doubt PS3 will have that problem.
 
[quote name='flowery']Shit man, of course you don't tell people that shit in real life. If you want to like I said become a writer, express your self that way. Start writing short stories, poems, songs, etc...[/QUOTE]

Screenplays, then I'll shoot em!
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']Looks like that Triple is finally starting to turn the corner.


*waits for zoo to respond "lies"*[/QUOTE]

Oh Casey, the GRE wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I got a 1280 on it, which is far better than I need for my program, with just about 3 or 4 hours of studying.
 
[quote name='Apossum']abuse return policies?[/QUOTE]
I guess I could do that, but I dunno.

Now you're giving me ideas.

Anyone want to buy a 40GB PS3?
 
[quote name='TFN']Yo zew, I just hit the last chapter in the game..

you really wanna borrow it?[/QUOTE]
Yes, please help me validate my purchase of this That Triple.

Tomorrow sounds dooooooooooooooooooope.
 
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