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[quote name='CocheseUGA']Hmm...maybe that's why ebay auctions have been taking so long to get here recently. I think I'll be deleting my bank info.[/QUOTE]

You'd know if you were paying by e-check, deleting your back info is just going to prevent you from moving money from your paypal to your checking account.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']You'd know if you were paying by e-check, deleting your back info is just going to prevent you from moving money from your paypal to your checking account.[/QUOTE]

Well, if I didn't get scammed on some Ipods I might actually use that feature. As it is, I haven't sold anything.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']An e-check through paypal is still paypal so if he refuses it he's gonna lose his closing fees and definetly get a neg.

It just means that someone paid directly from their checking account to paypal instead of a credit or check card. There's no company backing up the funds like a check or credit card so paypal has to wait to actually get the money from the buyer's account.

It only takes a few days to clear, just wait and ship the item once it clears. I can't believe you've never gotten one of those before.[/quote]
Why not? It's about the sixth thing I've sold on eBay. Everybody had paid with paypal (actually from their account). It's annoying to see that they didn't have the $5 in their account and had to pay with an eCheck. I've got another that paid with an MO, which I have to wait for anyway, so I'll probably ship both of those out together. I'm not going to refuse it like an idiot since it's still paypal, but it's annoying to see a loophole in my preference of not accepting checks.
 
I need some recommendations for iTunes downloads (have 13 free). Here are my last dls for reference:
Ready Steady Go - Oakenfold
Speak - Godsmack
Dani California - RHCP
World Wide Suicide - Pearl Jam
Black Betty - Spiderbait
So Far Away - Crossfade
Misery - Soul Asylum (Clerks II FTW!)
 
[quote name='Kayden']You may not want to read any of this.

Ok... so between last Wednesday and Saturday, I had like 2 rabit poops. Sit down and two grapes fall out and I call it a day. I didn't think much of it as I was drinking a lot Wednesday and Friday. However, Saturday I went to a pig roast and had plates heaping with grub.

Sunday comes, but the poo doesnt. Monday morning I wake up at about 2am with bad cramps. I figure its about time for all that food to come out. I stumble to the bathroom and nothing comes of it, not even gas. I lay back down and immediately jump up and run back to the can. A little bit of water comes out, but hardly 5 pounds of smoked and grilled meats.
I figure an hour of vain effort is enough and try to sleep through the knife in my stomach.

I wake up feeling like hell, but I go to work anyways. After a few hours, my back starts hurting, I get a headache and I get a fever. So I go home. At this point I notice I haven't had a real crap in about a week. I guess I'm horribly constipated and get some laxatives. The bottle said take 2-4 at night and you'll be golden. I didn't want to wait for night. So I popped 4 at noon and slept until when the hell ever. Woke up feeling moderately better, but no BM. I feel almost normal when I'm ready to go to bed at midnight, but I still haven't taken a dump. I take two more pills and go to bed.

I wake up this morning and nada. Not even a tickle. I down 2 more pills and head to work. Over the course of the day I make 3-4 trips to the bathroom and all I get is liquid. So now I figure its time for the big guns.

I get a bottle of that instant shit yourself stuff you see in movies (tasted really good considering-- lemony). I hammer a 10oz bottle that says it'll take anywheres from 0.5 - 6 hours. 2 hours later, its niagra falls and I'm sitting over 10 oz of laxative, 30 oz of water chaser and a handfull of corn from the night before.

I'm really curious at this point. Where the fuck is all the food I ate over the past week? It didn't cross my sphinter, thats for sure. The cumulative amount of solid mass expelled over the past 7 days is about the size of an apple. Not a big golden delicious either. Like one of those rock hard little red ones that get all mushy when you bite them.

I demand to know where all my food has gone. I'm missing- and omelet, hashbrowns, an orange, 2 club sandwhiches, 4 turkey sandwhiches, 3 chicken legs, a plate of augratin potatoes, 4 slices of pizza, 3 chicken wings, serving of beans, 3 more slices of pizza, chocolate chocolatechip muffin, 2 steaks, more corn and carrots, hot pocket, and assorted other things I cant remember.

Has my body just become rediculously efficient? WHERE IS MY POOP!?[/quote]

Most of what you ate sounds like sugars and protien, both of which the body can break down fairly well. Perhaps you aren't drinking enough water?
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']Must resist temptation to buy fatality sound card. All these computer deals are probably going to cause me to bite on some new hardware soon though I may just wait to see how my card benchmarks in UT2K7.[/quote]

You fucker... You got me all excited thinking it was out soon. :bomb:
 
[quote name='Kayden']You may not want to read any of this.

Ok... so between last Wednesday and Saturday, I had like 2 rabit poops. Sit down and two grapes fall out and I call it a day. I didn't think much of it as I was drinking a lot Wednesday and Friday. However, Saturday I went to a pig roast and had plates heaping with grub.

Sunday comes, but the poo doesnt. Monday morning I wake up at about 2am with bad cramps. I figure its about time for all that food to come out. I stumble to the bathroom and nothing comes of it, not even gas. I lay back down and immediately jump up and run back to the can. A little bit of water comes out, but hardly 5 pounds of smoked and grilled meats.
I figure an hour of vain effort is enough and try to sleep through the knife in my stomach.

I wake up feeling like hell, but I go to work anyways. After a few hours, my back starts hurting, I get a headache and I get a fever. So I go home. At this point I notice I haven't had a real crap in about a week. I guess I'm horribly constipated and get some laxatives. The bottle said take 2-4 at night and you'll be golden. I didn't want to wait for night. So I popped 4 at noon and slept until when the hell ever. Woke up feeling moderately better, but no BM. I feel almost normal when I'm ready to go to bed at midnight, but I still haven't taken a dump. I take two more pills and go to bed.

I wake up this morning and nada. Not even a tickle. I down 2 more pills and head to work. Over the course of the day I make 3-4 trips to the bathroom and all I get is liquid. So now I figure its time for the big guns.

I get a bottle of that instant shit yourself stuff you see in movies (tasted really good considering-- lemony). I hammer a 10oz bottle that says it'll take anywheres from 0.5 - 6 hours. 2 hours later, its niagra falls and I'm sitting over 10 oz of laxative, 30 oz of water chaser and a handfull of corn from the night before.

I'm really curious at this point. Where the fuck is all the food I ate over the past week? It didn't cross my sphinter, thats for sure. The cumulative amount of solid mass expelled over the past 7 days is about the size of an apple. Not a big golden delicious either. Like one of those rock hard little red ones that get all mushy when you bite them.

I demand to know where all my food has gone. I'm missing- and omelet, hashbrowns, an orange, 2 club sandwhiches, 4 turkey sandwhiches, 3 chicken legs, a plate of augratin potatoes, 4 slices of pizza, 3 chicken wings, serving of beans, 3 more slices of pizza, chocolate chocolatechip muffin, 2 steaks, more corn and carrots, hot pocket, and assorted other things I cant remember.

Has my body just become rediculously efficient? WHERE IS MY POOP!?[/QUOTE]

Dare I say? Impacted colon... sorry if you hadn't thought of or worried about that but i'd probably go to urgent care if I were you.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Most of what you ate sounds like sugars and protien, both of which the body can break down fairly well. Perhaps you aren't drinking enough water?[/quote]

No, that doesn't sound right at all. I have a 32 ounce-ish cup that I almost always have full near me. The party was outside and it was like 90 out- All I did was drink water, breathe and swallow food. :lol:

I want to know where all the pain came from if I wasn't really constipated. It felt like I was in need of passing a football. I was actually worried I had an impacted poo. God knows I don't want to pass a 5lbs brick out my cornhole.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Dare I say? Impacted colon... sorry if you hadn't thought of or worried about that but i'd probably go to urgent care if I were you.[/quote]

I thought that myself, but it doesn't make sense. How would the corn on the cob from last night/this morning get around the bowling ball in my ass?

I can only think of parasites eating my poops and that I've developed super digestion as a mutant power.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Why not? It's about the sixth thing I've sold on eBay. Everybody had paid with paypal (actually from their account). It's annoying to see that they didn't have the $5 in their account and had to pay with an eCheck. I've got another that paid with an MO, which I have to wait for anyway, so I'll probably ship both of those out together. I'm not going to refuse it like an idiot since it's still paypal, but it's annoying to see a loophole in my preference of not accepting checks.[/QUOTE]

The e-check through paypal does have a distinct advantage though. If you were accepting a check yourself you'd have to wait for it to be sent and then wait once you deposited it (sometimes up to a week or 2) to see if the funds were actually in the account the check was written off of. The e-check will take 3-4 days tops and paypal worries about all that stuff of making sure it clears (see you actually do get something for that percentage you pay).
 
[quote name='CocheseUGA']Eat some oatmeal. Yummy. And good for teh poops. Especially with peanut butter.[/quote]

Oatmeal is gross.

:puke:


I like oatmeal crusts on cheesecakes though. :drool:

I had a lot of cantelope last night too. And an orange this morning... more fruit!
 
[quote name='Kayden']I thought that myself, but it doesn't make sense. How would the corn on the cob from last night/this morning get around the bowling ball in my ass?

I can only think of parasites eating my poops and that I've developed super digestion as a mutant power.[/QUOTE]

Or it could be a tape worm eating it all...
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Or it could be a tape worm eating it all...[/quote]

I think that would be awesome.

Not only could I eat what ever I want, but I could lose a bunch of weight!

My friend got them in HS. He lost quite a bit.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Most of what you ate sounds like sugars and protien, both of which the body can break down fairly well. Perhaps you aren't drinking enough water?[/quote]

QFT. Whenever I drink water on a regular basis, I have a nice bowel movement almost everyday.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Why not? It's about the sixth thing I've sold on eBay. Everybody had paid with paypal (actually from their account). It's annoying to see that they didn't have the $5 in their account and had to pay with an eCheck. I've got another that paid with an MO, which I have to wait for anyway, so I'll probably ship both of those out together. I'm not going to refuse it like an idiot since it's still paypal, but it's annoying to see a loophole in my preference of not accepting checks.[/quote]

Depends on the person. I don't keep any money in my Paypal account. I prefer to keep it in my bank account. When I need to pay someone, I just make an instant CC payment.

E-checks are annoying, but that's what I had to use until I could put a credit card on the account. You also said that you accept MO, which is basically the same thing as an e-check. (Time-wise.)
 
E-checks are what you use when you just have a bank account and no CC on file.

When you buy something through PP with you bank account, PP covers you until your transaction clears. If it doesn't they charge your credit card.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Cool, I upgraded last week to a Sony Erricson walkman phone, it's so nice having a camera phone worthy of the name.[/QUOTE]

That's sweet. This one isn't a camera phone being a "slimed" down version of the Motorola SLVR but it has some cool features like the 2-way push to talk & bluetooth. I am just pumped I can use my free bluetooth earpiece that retails for 100 bucks.

Also I will say it again Josh Blue will win Last Comic Standing.
 
[quote name='Kayden']I think that would be awesome.

Not only could I eat what ever I want, but I could lose a bunch of weight!

My friend got them in HS. He lost quite a bit.[/QUOTE]

Well there's pluses and minuses to it. On the one hand if you leave it untreated you'll lose lots of weight but when you eventually do get it treated its gonna be a bitch to get it out. If you get it taken out now you won't get as much "free" weight loss. You have yourself quite a conundrum. Personally, I'd probably go with option A and roll the dice. I mean hell, at the worst if it kills you at least you'd have a nice thin and light corpse.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']The e-check through paypal does have a distinct advantage though. If you were accepting a check yourself you'd have to wait for it to be sent and then wait once you deposited it (sometimes up to a week or 2) to see if the funds were actually in the account the check was written off of. The e-check will take 3-4 days tops and paypal worries about all that stuff of making sure it clears (see you actually do get something for that percentage you pay).[/quote]
I'm not worrying about anything, I'm just annoyed that I have to wait. ;)

I like the comments section of the e-mail I got that told me to do everything that I had said I was going to do in the listing (bubble mailer, DC, etc.).
 
I love my new apartment manager. She actually called my old horrible junky apartment manager a bitch. I apologized profusely that she had to deal with her.
I even got a free pizza for moving in. I think this will be really good.
I'll have to take a picture of my view of the lake outside my window. It's much better than the view at my old place (lots of screaming kids throwing mud clods and glass bottles)
And god damn gifted teaching is alot of paperwork. Setting educational plans for the kids, blah blah.
Tomorrow is the first official teacher day and I'll get introduced to the staff. I'm sure most will think I got hired because my mom works there, but whatever, most like my mom (esp. if they want their computers to be working). ^-^
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']I'm not worrying about anything, I'm just annoyed that I have to wait. ;)[/quote]

Did you require payment via paypal for that auction? If not, and you listed MO as an option for payment, I don't understand why you're annoyed. They both take nearly the same amount of time.
 
[quote name='Trakan']Depends on the person. I don't keep any money in my Paypal account. I prefer to keep it in my bank account. When I need to pay someone, I just make an instant CC payment.

E-checks are annoying, but that's what I had to use until I could put a credit card on the account. You also said that you accept MO, which is basically the same thing as an e-check. (Time-wise.)[/QUOTE]

E-check's are fucking stupid and I hate getting them, espically if it's on a Wed - Fri because that just means it takes two days longer for it to clear thanks to the weekend days.

Sometimes buyers get a bit pissy, but it only happened once and they calmed down once I explained it was Paypal's fault and not mine.

Trakan we need to play on XBL.
 
Wait... I'm confused. Did you just make a post not involving your boobs and expect us to care? :lol: :booty:

[quote name='AngellicLulu']I love my new apartment manager. She actually called my old horrible junky apartment manager a bitch. I apologized profusely that she had to deal with her.
I even got a free pizza for moving in. I think this will be really good.
I'll have to take a picture of my view of the lake outside my window. It's much better than the view at my old place (lots of screaming kids throwing mud clods and glass bottles)
And god damn gifted teaching is alot of paperwork. Setting educational plans for the kids, blah blah.
Tomorrow is the first official teacher day and I'll get introduced to the staff. I'm sure most will think I got hired because my mom works there, but whatever, most like my mom (esp. if they want their computers to be working). ^-^[/quote]
 
[quote name='flowery']That's sweet. This one isn't a camera phone being a "slimed" down version of the Motorola SLVR but it has some cool features like the 2-way push to talk & bluetooth. I am just pumped I can use my free bluetooth earpiece that retails for 100 bucks.
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That's a pretty good deal, I've been trying not to buy any sort of earpiece, least I spent more time on the phone.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Trakan we need to play on XBL.[/quote]

We need to find a game we both have and enjoy playing. :lol:

I used to have DOA4, but the combination of the game being so cheap (alpha-152) and nobody else that I played with having it made me sell it. Maybe I'll pick it up again. I'll be getting Street Fighter next week though and I'll assume that you are as well. That's only a week away.
 
[quote name='Trakan']We need to find a game we both have and enjoy playing. :lol:

I used to have DOA4, but the combination of the game being so cheap (alpha-152) and nobody else that I played with having it made me sell it. Maybe I'll pick it up again. I'll be getting Street Fighter next week though and I'll assume that you are as well. That's only a week away.[/QUOTE]

That fucking whore Alpha-152!
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']That's a pretty good deal, I've been trying not to buy any sort of earpiece, least I spent more time on the phone.[/QUOTE]

I understand I was never going to fool with it but since it is free whatever. Also since I drive a long way to college and such my mom likes the idea that I don't have to fool with my phone in the car. Also since I am so cheap all of it is free so I am stoked.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Wait... I'm confused. Did you just make a post not involving your boobs and expect us to care? :lol: :booty:[/quote]
There must be something very, very wrong with me. I actually did care about the post she made. :)

That said, zewone's last post in the last OTT was pretty impressive too. While reading it, it was like there were people sitting at table (in my mind), talking about it... One was like the guys in the Balcony in the Muppet show, screaming "Bullshit! Bullshit! This reads like a bad porno mag letter". One was a like a sterotypical stoner, repeating "That was... awesome" as I read through it. Another was like an old lady, saying "Now, now, now, that can't be sanitary". Then there's the priest, shouting about morality, and a little pervert shouting "pics plz! I wonder if the girl is hot".
 
[quote name='flowery']I understand I was never going to fool with it but since it is free whatever. Also since I drive a long way to college and such my mom likes the idea that I don't have to fool with my phone in the car. Also since I am so cheap all of it is free so I am stoked.[/quote]

That's probably the reason I'll eventually buy one, in Washington it's now illegal (although almost never enforced) to hold a cellphone while you drive.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']That's probably the reason I'll eventually buy one, in Washington it's now illegal (although almost never enforced) to hold a cellphone while you drive.[/QUOTE]

I am not a big fan of driving while talking on the phone but whatever.

On another note Chris Porter was pretty fucking hilarous. Him and Josh Blue are my favorites but I would go see Ty Barnett.
 
I have to say, Trapt is strangely fun. It's nowhere near perfect, but there's something strangely fun about setting the traps and having them all get pulled off correctly. Granted, I loved Tecmo's Deception so I'm a bit biased, but this is definitely fun in a twisted way.
 
I went and worked out - something I haven't done in a while - and on the ride home, I started to feel really terrible.

Ending up throwing up.

At an intersection.

On myself.

Three times.

...Yeah.

Felt better immediately though, aside from the fact that I was covered in partially digested apple. But a quick shower, a nap, and a glass of ice tea took care of that.
 
[quote name='Kayden']You fucker... You got me all excited thinking it was out soon. :bomb:[/QUOTE]

Well if it is coming out this year it probably should be coming soon. Hell if nothing else a demo will probably come out this year. I don't want to buy all new hardware and then find out my video card can't handle UT decently.
 
[quote name='Strell']I went and worked out - something I haven't done in a while - and on the ride home, I started to feel really terrible.

Ending up throwing up.

At an intersection.

On myself.

Three times.

...Yeah.

[/quote]

now THAT'S results
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']now THAT'S results[/QUOTE]

I'm trying to eliminate all my weakpoints, cuz some of you fuckers know.
 
[quote name='Strell']I'm trying to eliminate all my weakpoints, cuz some of you fuckers know.[/quote]


*cough* :bouncy: :booty:

That means you did too much. Which is actually good, because it means you're trying. but tis bad, cuz you'll desolve your teeth.
 
Damn Strell..do you think you pushed yourself too hard or were you just not feeling too hot before you went to work out?

I finally worked out today for the first time since I got my wisdom teeth out. I've been avoiding it because I grind my teeth a lot while lifting and didn't feel like putting extra pressure on my molars.

It wasn't so bad though.
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']QFT. Whenever I drink water on a regular basis, I have a nice bowel movement almost everyday.[/quote]
you don't poop everyday?
 
[quote name='flowery']I am not a big fan of driving while talking on the phone but whatever.

On another note Chris Porter was pretty fucking hilarous. Him and Josh Blue are my favorites but I would go see Ty Barnett.[/QUOTE]

Ty has for 2 weeks in a row been my favorite. The post game sex joke had me literally on the floor laughing last week. Chris really turned it up this week and was definetly a close second. Initially Josh Blue was my favorite but I've come to realize he's kind of a one trick pony. About 80% of his jokes revolve around his disability and its gotten a bit stale. Its like a fat comedian who's jokes revolve around making fun of themself. Sure its funny once or twice but if almost every joke is based on that it gets boring. I just feel like if he didn't have cerebral palsy that he wouldn't have much material at all. The reason I like Ty is because he's all over the place with his jokes. He'll make a joke about being black then he'll shift completely and do a joke about something else. He doesn't focus on just one thing and of all the comedians he'd be the only one who I think could put together an entire hour set of good material.
 
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