The Karsh Sucks at Hitman Games OTT

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[quote name='flowery']Oliver Stone's World Trade Center looks fucking great.[/QUOTE]

I had no desire to see United 93 but World Trade Center looks amazing.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']I poop once in the morning every day when I wakeup...it's magic I tells ya.[/quote]
me too.

I have a friend who poops multiple times a day. Not just sometimes, every fucken day.
 
[quote name='DT778']me too.

I have a friend who poops multiple times a day. Not just sometimes, every fucken day.[/QUOTE]

The reason God made the PSP...
 
[quote name='Trakan']Did you require payment via paypal for that auction? If not, and you listed MO as an option for payment, I don't understand why you're annoyed. They both take nearly the same amount of time.[/quote]
Because I didn't know paypal did eChecks, so I had assumed that paypal was my faster method of payment and MO was the slower method.

It was a trap. :whistle2:(
 
[quote name='DT778']me too.

I have a friend who poops multiple times a day. Not just sometimes, every fucken day.[/QUOTE]

Am I your friend, cuz I have that problem. :(
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Ty has for 2 weeks in a row been my favorite. The post game sex joke had me literally on the floor laughing last week. Chris really turned it up this week and was definetly a close second. Initially Josh Blue was my favorite but I've come to realize he's kind of a one trick pony. About 80% of his jokes revolve around his disability and its gotten a bit stale. Its like a fat comedian who's jokes revolve around making fun of themself. Sure its funny once or twice but if almost every joke is based on that it gets boring. I just feel like if he didn't have cerebral palsy that he wouldn't have much material at all. The reason I like Ty is because he's all over the place with his jokes. He'll make a joke about being black then he'll shift completely and do a joke about something else. He doesn't focus on just one thing and of all the comedians he'd be the only one who I think could put together an entire hour set of good material.[/QUOTE]

Yes, very well observed. Josh has some funny stuff that just kills me. Chris is fucking nuts...the whole costco shit was great (we don't have one around here though). His delivery is great being that formere stoner I guess. Ty is someone you could really enjoy at a comedy club. It was funny to see him crack up at the end about the bums.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']You need some new 360 games ;-P[/quote]
360 is lacking great games right now. I have oblivion, call of duty 2, fight night round 3, the outfit, and what have I been playing lately? Cloning Clyde.

Saints row needs to hurry up and come out so I can exchange my sealed Hitman for it.
 
[quote name='DT778']360 is lacking great games right now. I have oblivion, call of duty 2, fight night round 3, the outfit, and what have I been playing lately? Cloning Clyde.

Saints row needs to hurry up and come out so I can exchange my sealed Hitman for it.[/QUOTE]

Thats all well and good, but look at his gamercard and what games he owns :booty: hah, then again, he does have a PC....
 
[quote name='CocheseUGA']What a bunch of BS. I downloaded a font to use on a cover and it doesn't work.[/quote]
Did you put it in the right folder and install it?
 
[quote name='CocheseUGA']Yeah. It's a truetype. PS doesn't recognize it (comes up as an error) and Word reverts to a grey screen. Weird.[/quote]
Interesting. I have several new fonts installed and never got that kind of problem. See if you can install the same font from another site that has that font for download.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']What does the alcohol add to the equation though?


;)[/QUOTE]

I open up the vault and start talking/typing out of my ass. Its like I'm on the phone with lots of my friends and we just start sharing rumors and secrets, except everyone in the OTT is a high school girl.

[quote name='seanr1221']pics of deh boo-bays? :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:[/QUOTE]

Um, no. I'm not that drunk.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']What does the alcohol add to the equation though?


;)[/quote]

I think we're all more interested in what it subtracts. :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']I think we're all more interested in what it subtracts. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I've never been that wasted before, so nobody get their hopes up.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Thats all well and good, but look at his gamercard and what games he owns :booty: hah, then again, he does have a PC....[/quote]

Hey, you tell someone to make one worth a damn! I want Dead Rising mother fucker!

Kameo was fun, once.
Dynasty Warriors was fun, once.
Full Auto is still fun, but not fun enough to compell me to play it over Diablo 2. :wall: Goddamned Titan Quest made me want to remember the touch of a real game. Oblivion was good, but beating it once on the PC is enough. Its pretty and all, but it still gets so damn boring after you beat all the guilds and the story line.

Maybe I just need friends... :whistle2:k ... nahhhhh
 
[quote name='6669']:lol:

I've never been that wasted before, so nobody get their hopes up.[/quote]

Yoshi isn't the only one around here with a long tongue. :hot: =P~

:lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Yoshi isn't the only one around here with a long tongue. :hot: =P~

:lol:[/QUOTE]

ooooooooookay. I'm gonna log off now.
 
Nobody got my joke... They all thought it meant that I wanted her to do something crazy but let's look at it like this. Her original equation said:

Alcohol + 6669 + OTT = not good idea

So asked what alcohol adds to the equation, implying that taking out alcohol wouldn't change anything:

6669 + OTT = not good idea
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Nobody got my joke... They all thought it meant that I wanted her to do something crazy but let's look at it like this. Her original equation said:

Alcohol + 6669 + OTT = not good idea

So asked what alcohol adds to the equation, implying that taking out alcohol wouldn't change anything:

6669 + OTT = not good idea[/quote]

Well... Since we all know women have no value...

OTT = not good idea. :lol:
 
Alcohol adds a lot of unnecessary questions from sexually frustrated gamers attempting to get a female poster to show us pics of her boobs.

That's what.

[quote name='Kayden']Well... Since we all know women have no value...

OTT = not good idea. :lol:[/QUOTE]

If we divide by woman, the universe explodes!

(joking)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']
That said, zewone's last post in the last OTT was pretty impressive too. While reading it, it was like there were people sitting at table (in my mind), talking about it... One was like the guys in the Balcony in the Muppet show, screaming "Bullshit! Bullshit! This reads like a bad porno mag letter". One was a like a sterotypical stoner, repeating "That was... awesome" as I read through it. Another was like an old lady, saying "Now, now, now, that can't be sanitary". Then there's the priest, shouting about morality, and a little pervert shouting "pics plz! I wonder if the girl is hot".[/QUOTE]
Thanks...I think. :)
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Nobody got my joke... They all thought it meant that I wanted her to do something crazy but let's look at it like this. Her original equation said:

Alcohol + 6669 + OTT = not good idea

So asked what alcohol adds to the equation, implying that taking out alcohol wouldn't change anything:

6669 + OTT = not good idea[/quote]

I got your joke. I just didn't feel like posting in the OTT.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']fuck It I Did Actually Read All That Shit.[/quote]

Oh... Wow. I'm surprised Shrike could read all that at his age. Maybe he took a nap in between pages... :mrgreen:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Oh... Wow. I'm surprised Shrike could read all that at his age. Maybe he took a nap in between pages... :mrgreen:[/quote]
Yeah, so senile that he forgets who he's banning at that particular moment. :oldman:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Yeah, so senile that he forgets who he's banning at that particular moment. :oldman:[/quote]
:lol: I don't think that comes off as menacingly as it sounded in your head.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Aww, thanks K. ;) [/quote]
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Although... my first thought was 'why does he have a picture of Ashton Kutcher?'

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'] You know she's underage, right? :shame: :shame: :shame: You fucking disgust me. ;)[/quote]
No shit... Thats something to be expected of me... ( :drool: )
 
[quote name='zewone']Thanks...I think. :)[/QUOTE]

I atually believe it happened because its just too random of a thing to be made up. I do have a question though. Now I don't mean any offense here but how did you manage that? I mean I saw your picture in thay contest thread, you're no Brad Pitt... (like I said, not criticizing because I'm in the same boat myself)

I just don't understand women sometimes, a friend of mine who was definetly not one that would make the ladies swoon ended up having a 3some with 2 chicks once. Its not like he even did anything either, they just flat out told him they wanted a 3some and he accepted. Of course he was dating another girl at the same time but the fucker had the audacity to tell my ex that I cheated on her by making out with another girl 1 day before I broke up with her that son of a bitch... Anyway, enough for the random tangents.
 
[quote name='zewone']Thanks...I think. :)[/quote]
Gold star for it being entertaining on more than one level, as well as believeable.

Second gold star for it being readable as well.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I atually believe it happened because its just too random of a thing to be made up. I do have a question though. Now I don't mean any offense here but how did you manage that? I mean I saw your picture in thay contest thread, you're no Brad Pitt... (like I said, not criticizing because I'm in the same boat myself) [/QUOTE]

I'm trying to type this in the best possible way without sounding egotistical, but still answering your question.

Like you said, I'm not Brad Pitt, but I don't think I'm ugly either. I have a lot of confidence in myself and I'm pretty funny guy (in real life at least, my sense of humor doesn't translate so well when you read it).

The girl had already had sex with Delvin and Conrad before in the past (not at the same time, just in the past on different occasions.) So I guess that made it easier.

Alcohol didn't hurt either.
 
[quote name='zewone']I'm trying to type this in the best possible way without sounding egotistical, but still answering your question.

Like you said, I'm not Brad Pitt, but I don't think I'm ugly either. I have a lot of confidence in myself and I'm pretty funny guy (in real life at least, my sense of humor doesn't translate so well when you read it).

The girl had already had sex with Delvin and Conrad before in the past (not at the same time, just in the past on different occasions.) So I guess that made it easier.

Alcohol didn't hurt either.[/QUOTE]

I suppose that's true, confidence does go a long way. Then again when a girl just wants a random fuck she usually just picks a guy based entirely on looks. As wierd as it would be to do that, I'm not entirely sure that if I had been in your situation that I wouldn't do the exact same thing.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Then again when a girl just wants a random fuck she usually just picks a guy based entirely on looks.[/QUOTE]
If you've seen Delvin (which you haven't), it would really boggle your mind. Especially if you see the girl. He's ridiculously ugly, but hella funny plus he thinks he's the finest dude that's ever lived.

With that said, he fucks Sandra the most out my friends (this girl has had sex with 5 dudes out of my group of friends). Like once every month of so.
 
[quote name='zewone']If you've seen Delvin (which you haven't), it would really boggle your mind. Especially if you see the girl. He's ridiculously ugly, but hella funny plus he thinks he's the finest dude that's ever lived.

With that said, he fucks Sandra the most out my friends (this girl has had sex with 5 dudes out of my group of friends). Like once every month of so.[/QUOTE]

Damn, this Sandra chick sounds like a great addition to any group. You need to add another girl to your group just to see what would happen...
 
I got bored and whipped this up. Very rough draft, mind you
sonictest.jpg


I think I'm going to extend the black area out to the sides (but not warp the text), and take out either the inlay (big Sonic) or the characters up top.

OK, I'm seriously going to bed now. I still have to do laundry first thing in the AM.
 
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