The MangoKnife Prefers PS3 over 360 because it uses Less Power, OTT.

[quote name='Maklershed']To be fair I was going to at least mention she has decent sized knockers but then I saw the chub rolls underneath.[/QUOTE]

Exactly. She could totally give tugjobs for $5 until it's paid off. :lol:
 
That kid looks like he is Lurch's illegitimate child. I bet her husband left her after he saw what an abomination they had.

If she said her kid had brain damage and that is why this happened I would totally buy it.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']That kid looks like he is Lurch's illegitimate child. I bet her husband left her after he saw what an abomination they had.

If she said her kid had brain damage and that is why this happened I would totally buy it.[/QUOTE]

This is more like it. :applause:
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Ack-bar, sell me that disc drive for next to nothing.[/QUOTE]

WEell, you're next to nothign is different than my next to nothing. remember, I'm rich. :D

Send me a pm and we'll work soemthign out.
 
My friend scored some last minute tickets to Conan so I got to go today. It was fun, although the musical guest was some super shitty nu metal Christian band.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']They had a Christian band on Conan? I don't watch regularly, or much at all, but if that normal for that show?[/QUOTE]
I don't think so, but the band is one of those borderline, not-overtly-religious-enough-to-not-be-taken-seriously bands. Probably why they slipped through.
 
I think Flowery might be the only one interested in this, but Matador Records is having a blowout sale on a lot of records. You can get the 2xLP 45 RPM edition of Interpol's new album for $8.
 
Morning, OTT.

[quote name='Maklershed']At work. Sleepy. Have to go to a meeting today but I have to walk there and its like 10 degrees and windy as fuck. It won't be fun.[/QUOTE]

Take a Limo.
 
Bankers hours today because I have to be at work all day Friday for our yearly audit.

I don't understand audits. We have someone who doesn't work here who doesn't know our day-to-day operations to come in and tell us what we're doing wrong. We even pay them for the priviledge. There seems like a conflict of interest because we're paying them. You'd think stuff like this would be the domain of the gub'ment or something.

You must need a huge ego to do a job like that.
 
[quote name='2DMention']Bankers hours today because I have to be at work all day Friday for our yearly audit.

I don't understand audits. We have someone who doesn't work here who doesn't know our day-to-day operations to come in and tell us what we're doing wrong. We even pay them for the priviledge. There seems like a conflict of interest because we're paying them. You'd think stuff like this would be the domain of the gub'ment or something.

You must need a huge ego to do a job like that.[/QUOTE]

I used to be a Public Accountant...Trust me, they might not know 'your' day to day...but they do know how your day to day is supposed to run, and they'd find out if it wasn't. If you are a publicly traded company, they work for the stockholders to report any inconsistencies to the SEC and shareholders. The reports they file are to the Government and reporting agencies.

You want them there. No conflict of interest because if the Auditors are 'conflicted' the cost to them is much more than the retainer you guys pay.
 
[quote name='2DMention']

I don't understand audits. We have someone who doesn't work here who doesn't know our day-to-day operations to come in and tell us what we're doing wrong. We even pay them for the priviledge. There seems like a conflict of interest because we're paying them. You'd think stuff like this would be the domain of the gub'ment or something.

You must need a huge ego to do a job like that.[/QUOTE]

Brilliant.
 
37 posts in the CAG villain thread and not one single JimmieMac reference. I figured would have come out of the woodwork and given him a legacy nod.
 
When did Duke Nukem grow a womans arm out his ass? At least he paints the nails.

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[quote name='CaseyRyback']37 posts in the CAG villain thread and not one single JimmieMac reference. I figured would have come out of the woodwork and given him a legacy nod.[/QUOTE]


I say we vote for Manthing and give him the Official OTT nod.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']When did Duke Nukem grow a womans arm out his ass? At least he paints the nails.

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Someone's getting a rusty trombone!
 
[quote name='eldergamer']Looking forward to the Dora the Explorer Valentine's Day Wedding Special.
It's the Grumpy Old Troll
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Who lives under the bridge?
 
I used to be a Public Accountant...Trust me, they might not know 'your' day to day...but they do know how your day to day is supposed to run, and they'd find out if it wasn't. If you are a publicly traded company, they work for the stockholders to report any inconsistencies to the SEC and shareholders. The reports they file are to the Government and reporting agencies.

You want them there. No conflict of interest because if the Auditors are 'conflicted' the cost to them is much more than the retainer you guys pay.
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Except it's not a stereotypical financial audit; it's a quality system ISO audit, and not the FDA. They basically look at all our paperwork and policies and make sure we're following them like we say we are.

I suppose most Med. Device companies operate pretty much the same, so they know what to look for.

We keep getting written up on training policies year after year, but we're a skeleton crew as it is and nobody has time to sit everybody down and train so we all end up sitting around skimming the policies, some of which have nothing to do with our jobs, at the last minute.

But I don't care; my areas won't come under the most scrutiny this year.

I also barely got out the door on time today because everybody had some last minute orders that HAD to be placed today.
I'm sick of how this world is run by reactive people who studied for their finals at the last minute.
 
[[[The new 'Pizza Supreme' Doritos are the bomb! They actually taste like pizza]]]

Dude you need to try the MOLTEN BUFFALO WING ruffles. They're fucking awesome man!
 
[quote name='DurbanBrown'][[[The new 'Pizza Supreme' Doritos are the bomb! They actually taste like pizza]]]

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Doritoes are going overboard with all their flavors. I tried pizza supreme chips at Subway and it tasted like cheese pizza.
 
[quote name='Bioshocked360']I think Flowery might be the only one interested in this, but Matador Records is having a blowout sale on a lot of records. You can get the 2xLP 45 RPM edition of Interpol's new album for $8.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for posting this. I am glad I waited on getting the new Interpol album.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Hey Hell, have you seen my 94 clone lately?[/QUOTE]
No, weren't you getting a mock suppressor for it?
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Worst dinner ever, btw.
 
I really hope LA Noire doesn't feel the same as RDR/GTA4. Looks that way, but I hope I'm wrong, because I really hate how slow and sluggish the chars are in those games.
 
[quote name='MusicNoteLess']Damn. DJ hero franchise discontinued. :([/QUOTE]

I thought it was just the Guitar Hero? Does that mean Band Hero and DJ too?

Hopefully I'll be able to get DJ Hero 2 on a fire sale then.
 
[quote name='2DMention']I thought it was just the Guitar Hero? Does that mean Band Hero and DJ too?

Hopefully I'll be able to get DJ Hero 2 on a fire sale then.[/QUOTE]

I thought it was just the Guitar hero franchise too, but they are discontinuing all "hero" games. DJ Hero had a lot of potential. If it had not come so late in the game in a heavily saturated music market, maybe it could have been successful.
 
Morning, CF.

Morning, OTT.

So Number84 tells me he's getting bullied on the school bus last week. So I asked all the questions a concerned parent would, brought it up to the bus driver, the principal, addressed the parents, etc. He did all the right things like asking him to stop, ignoring him...you know the stuff you hear about on NBC's "The More You Know". Nothing changed. So finally I told him, stand up for yourself or you'll be bullied all the time, if it happens again then you have my permission to "make him stop bullying you."

Well, begin 2 week school bus suspension today, as Number84 took care of business yesterday. From the report I read, I don't beleive there will be any issues from here on out.

BTW, Number84 is in 4th grade. The bully in question is in 8th. /proud
 
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[quote name='munch']What did he do?[/QUOTE]

According to Number84 he "tackled him and jumped on his head and used his bookbag as a shield (Hooray for video games)" until the bus safety pulled him off.

Naturally, I asked was it a perfect form tackle, or did you whiff? And he said right around the waist and he pulled his legs out from under him.

Mrs. Number83 was not pleased...Wait until I tell coach!

Fortunately, since we reported he was being bullied earlier it's just a bus suspension and not a school suspension.
 
[quote name='Number83']According to Number84 he "tackled him and jumped on his head and used his bookbag as a shield (Hooray for video games)" until the bus safety pulled him off.

Naturally, I asked was it a perfect form tackle, or did you whiff? And he said right around the waist and he pulled his legs out from under him.

Mrs. Number83 was not pleased...Wait until I tell coach!

Fortunately, since we reported he was being bullied earlier it's just a bus suspension and not a school suspension.[/QUOTE]

You should be proud of him. And the school shouldn't haven done anything at all, since they knew what was going on and refused to diffuse the situation before it got there. But bus suspension seems like a slap on the wrist anyways.
 
Good on #84.
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Also, "N" is for "National Government" which looks like a nest and as for the "M" for Mayor . . . wow. (not 'shopped):
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ATL public schools FTW.
If I were Kasim Reed I'd be pissed.
 
And if you would just look to the right you would see observe under O for Octopus. So yeah, making something out of nothing.
 
[quote name='DT778']And if you would just look to the right you would see observe under O for Octopus. So yeah, making something out of nothing.[/QUOTE]

I guess I am bad at being sardonic with hyperbole and litotes online.
 
I'm not going to pretend to know or google what you just said but lets join together and be mad at a national tragedy.


Those tits had so much going for them before all the coke parties. fucking peaked with Mean Girls. There could have been so much more... slow motions scenes left unfilmed... low cut tops in action movies... now we just get pictures of her going in and out of courtrooms.
 
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