Cole - THE WORLD IS STILL BUZZING OVER THE EVENTS OF LAST NIGHT’S VENGEANCE PPV!
Cole - FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I BELIEVE, THE WWE TITLE WAS CONTESTED IN A RING THAT WAS IMPLODED!
Crowd - HHH! HHH!
HHH - This is a tough business. I was taught real early - back to Killer Kowalksi, you can either make friends, or you can make money. I’ve always pretty much lived by that credo, but I considered myself a lucky one - not only did I make money and have success, I also had my share of friends in the business. Guys that I thought I could count on when the cameras went off and we left the arena that I thought would always be a part of my life - true friends! Shawn Michaels… Sean Waltman… Kevin Nash… Things changed. Money, position, and power became more important. It turns out that as I got into a position of power, some where just there for a reason. Nash I thought was there for my life. Then he came back here and I watched it all change. I watched what was important to him - business, money, power. The change. (throws wolfpac sign) I thought. That was. Forever right. One of my best friends came to the ring last night and tried to break my damn neck. I’m not worried about my neck - it’s a tough business. NASH BROKE MY HEART! (crowd goes AWWW) And now, I wanna take that out on Nash. Kevin, I KNOW YOU’RE HERE! (crowd pops) DON’T’ TELL ME YOU’RE NOT IN THE BUILDING! IF THE LAST 20 YEARS HAVE MEANT ANYTHING, GET YER ASS IN THIS RING! I don’t wanna talk about it, think about it, no discussions, you and me, man to man - I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!
Ace - HUNTER! I heart a rumor that Nash is in Austin, and at home on his Lazy Boy watching Raw. To my knowledge, he isn’t here…
HHH - SHUT UP!
Ace - Hunter, I got a job to do - these people want action…
HHH - SHUT UP! I’M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS! YOU WALK THROUGH THE ROPES, IT’S NOT GONNA END WELL!
Ace - Hunter…
HHH - SHUT UP!
Ace - Don’t embarrass the company…
HHH - SHUT UP! YOU’RE THE EVP OF TALENT, THE INTERIM GM, AND I’M THE COO - YOU REPORT TO ME! SO WHAT YOU’LL BE TONIGHT IS THE GUY THAT GOES BACK AND SCOURS THE BUILDING TO FIND NASH AND BRINGS HIM OUT HERE TO ME! IF YOU DON’T WANT ME TO EMBARRASS THE COMPANY IS YOU’LL FIND NASH AND OFFER HIM A CONTRACT. ONE HE CANNOT REFUSE. IF YOU DON’T, I’LL GO TO HIS HOUSE. I’LL FIND HIM - AT AN AIRPORT, A MALL, BUT WHATEVER I DO TO HIM, I’LL GET ARRESTED. I’LL GO TO JAIL, AND I’LL EMBARRASS THIS COMPANY! So you’ll leave here, find Nash, offer him the biggest contract you can, and bring him to me so I can kick his ass!
Cole - Before the break, we heard DOCTORS CALLING FOR PARAMEDICS!
Cole - THE GREAT WHITE IS TRENDING WORLDWIDE ON TWITTER!
Cole - SHEAMUS HIT HIM WITH THE BROGUE KICK IN THE KNEE!
Ace - Are you. Accusing me? I know. You’re concerned. About your husband. Stephanie. I got. Your message.
Cena - Carlton, hit the bricks. Uncle Phil, hit the bricks.
Alberto - All of you idiots thought Cena would beat me, but at the end of the night, the last man standing with the WWE Title was ME! ALBERTO DEL RIO! And Cena was lying on the floor like a dying dog. I PROVED THAT I AM THE BETTER MAN. As far as Cena, I’m done with him. He had his chance and lost, so I’m gonna move on to new challengers. But the problem is there’s no one better than Alberto in WWE. So you better get used to seeing me as WWE Champion for long, long, long time!
Punk - Berto, I hate to interrupt, but I heard you say no one could beat you. I saw your match - you’re a tough hombre, but maybe you got hit in the head too hard. I’ve beaten you multiple times - it’s in Gray’s Sports Almanac, the last time I did was 4 weeks ago on Raw. I NEVER RECEIVED MY ONE ON ONE TITLE SHOT AFTER YOU CASHED IN YOUR MITB CONTRACT! So, I propose the question, Berto - you got the cajones to put the title on the line against me?
Alberto - Listen to me, perro, I’LL DEFEND MY TITLE AGAINST ANY WORTHY OPPONENT. You’re not worthy! YOU DIDN’T EVEN WIN YOUR MATCH AT VENGEANCE! THAT MAKES YOU A LOSER! LOSERS DON’T DESERVE TITLE SHOTS! So I have an idea - come and see me when you do something right. Come see me when you get a victory against somebody, LOSER! BECAUSE AT THIS MOMENT, YOU’RE AT THE BACK OF THE LINE, AMIGO!
Punk - I had a feeling you’d say that - you make some good points, I’d love to subscribe to your newsletter. Maybe you’re right. Maybe I’m at the back of the line… Maybe I’m a loser… And maybe if you’re not willing to give me a shot, I’ll just put you to sleep anyway!
Ace - Wait a minute, Punk - I’m fed up. I’M IN CHARGE, NOT HHH! It may have happened before, but not on my watch.
Punk - Hold the mic here so the people can hear you…
Ace - I’m thinking of Punk-Alberto at Survivor Series.
Punk - Okay, pardon me for not being all smiles, but what’s the catch? You gonna make it a handicap match? Is Ricardo gonna be the ref? You gonna be the announcer with your voice? Do I need to so something for you? Regrip your skateboard?
Ace - I’M NOT PLAYING THE PART OF EVP OF TALENT RELATIONS, I AM THE EVP OF TALENT RELATIONS AND THE INTERIM GM OF RAW, YOU NEED TO TELL IN FRONT OF THE DUBDUBE UNIVERSE THAT YOU RESPECT ME!
Punk - Are you Aretha Franklin? You wanna talk about respect? Johnny? IT’S EARNED AND NOT GIVEN! You watch this product? We got rings collapsing, Nash interfering - THIS PLACE ISN’T ANY BETTER WITH YOU IN CHARGE!
Ace - Swallow your pride and tell me that you respect me.
Punk - Okay… All right…Don’t get hot… I RESPECT YOU, FUNK MAN!
Ace - You got one more chance to tell me you respect me.
Punk - Okay…Mr. Laurinitis, sir, Mr. EVP, I respect you… I RESPECT THE FACT THAT EACH WEEK YO COME OUT HERE IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS OF FANS IN THE WWE UNIVERSE LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK WITH THIS AWESOME COMPLETELY LOST DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS LOOK IN YOUR EYES. I RESPECT THAT YOU USED TO COMPETE WITH AN AWESOME KENTUCKY WATERFALL MULLET! AND YOU WERE NEVER GOOD, BUT YOU SOMEHOW STILL ROSE TO THE TOP OF THE WWE CORPORATE LADDER! NEVER HAS SOMONE WITH SO LITTLE TALENT DONE SO MUCH! I RESPECT YOU! DOES THAT SUIT YOU?
Ace - No - you’re not suitable for a WWE Title shot. I’m gonna take another week to think about it.
Punk - While you’re thinking for a week, I want you to think about this…(beats up Alberto)
Beth - HASHTAG PINUP STRONG!
King - STOP TWEETING! FOCUS ON THE MATCH! CALL THE MATCH!
Cole - HHH was suffered a concussion, possibly a neck injury, MAYBE EVEN A BROKEN NECK!
King - The show must go on.
Cole - I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! You may not understand this, but J.R. has been on twitter and the WWE DOT COM CHAT ROOM SPREADING LIES ABOUT ME AND SAYING HE BEAT ME IN THE MAIN EVENT LAST WEEK! J.R.’S TIPSY! HE SENT OUT SOME PHOTOS I DON’T THINK HE REALIZES HE SENT THESE OUT TO THE WORLD! J.R., NEXT WEEK, ON RAW, IN THE CITY WHERE YOU MADE YOUR NAME, I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE MICHAEL COLE CHALLENGE! I’ll keep the rules under wraps - if you beat me, you can have your seat back. YES, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SEAT BACK N RAW. IF I LOSE TO YOU, I QUIT!
Miz - Cut the music! When HHH fired us from the WWE, he tried to contain the revolution that’s been on the horizon - THE REVOLUTION WE STARTED! But look at HHH now…
Truth - HHH GOT EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVED!
Miz - Last night, we stood up to the arrogant - who were trying to keep us down. WHEN WE RISE UP, NO ONE WILL BE SAFE FROM THE TRUTH! Ryder just found that out first-hand and so did HHH!
Truth - Cena and all you Little Jimmies around here thought we were done last night when we beat up Cena. THE PARTY’S JUST GETTING STARTED, FOLKS. Cena thought the conspiracy was gonna help him with the joke of a tag partner - NOTHING, NOTHING IS GONNA SAVE HIM UNTIL HE GETS GOT!
Miz - You can wear all your catchphrases, but you can’t rise above THIS!
Truth- AND THAT’S THE TRUTH! THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!
Miz - AND IT’S AWESOME!
Cole - Raw is brought to you by K-MART LAYAWAY!
Cole - Awesome Truth made an impact.
King - ALL IMPACTS ARE NOT GOOD!
Cole - I’M TRENDING ON TWITTER!
King - Well, that’s ridiculous.
King - I’VE GOTTA MARVEL AT CENA’S RECOUPERATIVE ABILITIES!
Cole - IT’S THE PATENTED WATER BOTTLE TO THE SKULL!
Ace - Miz, Truth, you’ve disrespected me like Punk did - do what these people want and GET OUT! Hold on a sec - I’m gonna put you in a legit tag team match. Cena, I chose your partner tonight and it didn’t work out, so I’ll let you choose your own partner. Therefore, you’ll be teaming up at Survivor Series against John Cena and a partner of his choice…
Cena - HHH DEPORTED, RYDER ATTACKED…I can choose anybody I want?
Crowd - ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!
Cena - I’ll send this out - I CHOOSE MY PARTNER TO BE THE ROCK!
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