The Munchkins vs. Oompa Loompa OTT

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[quote name='Saucy Jack']Fruit has no business being in a good stuffing.[/QUOTE]
*initiating Richard Simmons joke sub-routine*
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Fruit has no business being in a good stuffing.[/QUOTE]

Please. Granny Smith apples, raisins and walnuts all can happily coexist in stuffing.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Quite. For all we know, Johnathan could be doing some creepy stuff at night...
and with all of the talk of your roomates, we can't hold them beyond suspicion of teabagging.[/QUOTE]
It's why I keep my room monitored by hidden cameras whenever I expect to be unconscious.
 
[quote name='jmcc']You don't know that.[/QUOTE]
Um, I think I'd know. If you are referring to me being asleep, Jonathan isn't here during my naps and when I sleep at night, my face is against a wall.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Um, I think I'd know. If you are referring to me being asleep, Jonathan isn't here during my naps and when I sleep at night, my face is against a wall.[/QUOTE]

YOKUZUNA!!!
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Um, I think I'd know. If you are referring to me being asleep, Jonathan isn't here during my naps and when I sleep at night, my face is against a wall.[/QUOTE]
Ever wake up and your butt is sore?

:twisted:

Sorry, just messin' with ya. Though, all this talk reminds me of CheapyD's Take A Lick Of Megaman...
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Ok, I'll be serious and say that no ones balls have been near my chin in a good while. :roll:[/QUOTE]

You should be serious as oral sex has recently been linked to certain forms of mouth cancers usually attained by older men who smoke/drink. :lol:
 
[quote name='jmcc']It's why I keep my room monitored by hidden cameras whenever I expect to be unconscious.[/QUOTE]

Why so you can relive it after it's happened? You're quite the freak, jmcc.
I mean, motion dectors and alarms make sense... but cameras? :lol:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Um, I think I'd know. If you are referring to me being asleep, Jonathan isn't here during my naps and when I sleep at night, my face is against a wall.[/QUOTE]
You can't possibly have adequete security to rule the possibility of a third party entering your house and getting up to shenanigans, though.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']You should be serious as oral sex has recently been linked to certain forms of mouth cancers usually attained by older men who smoke/drink. :lol:[/QUOTE]

LIES AND NONSENSE!!
Everyone knows that the cleanest part of the male anatomy will almost always be the "bits and pieces" :lol:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Ever wake up and your butt is sore?

:twisted:

Sorry, just messin' with ya. Though, all this talk reminds me of CheapyD's Take A Lick Of Megaman...[/QUOTE]

Remind me to lock doors whenever Banky is around.
 
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