The Mystery Limo Wrestling Thread

yeah, i'm expecting a "if you smell (with Cole doing the extended lalaalalalalalaa to piss people off) what the new GM is cooking" next.
 
[quote name='masked lemon']SO what the fuck was the point of Khali's heel turn last week? Is he face again? Does anybody give a fuck?[/QUOTE]

Khali didnt turn heel, it was suppose to be Ranjin. But looks like they already killed that thought.
 
[quote name='cdubb1605']cant wait to hear what other old catchphrases they bring out:roll::roll::roll:[/QUOTE]

"If ya smeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll what the GM is cookin'"

"I am the best GM there is, the best GM there was, and the best GM there ever will be."

"Whatcha gonna do, brother, when the new GM runs wil on you"

"Everybody's got a price, and everybody's gonna pay, because the new GM always gets his way."

I can keep this up all night.
 
[quote name='masked lemon']Did he just say Shanus is a great white shark swimming around in an empty butthole?[/QUOTE]

I do believe so :lol:
 
[quote name='guyver2077']why did cole just say that... how freaking retarded and it just gave it away instead of a cool suprise[/QUOTE]

.
 
whoever said they wish someone else would come out and the fans yell "you suck" like angle's entrance.. dunno if you could hear it on tv but the fans yelled "you suck" when miz did his rap.
 
[quote name='masked lemon']Did he just say Shanus is a great white shark swimming around in an empty butthole?[/QUOTE]
Ol Arny couldn't keep it PG....
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']...

His name's not "Shanus".[/QUOTE]



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I say, I say, it's a play on words son, a pun. Stay with me here boy...
 
I'm calling the end of the money in the bank ppv right now.


nXt comes in, lays everyone out. Wade Barrett climbs the ladder and takes the briefcase.
 
[quote name='masked lemon']I'm calling the end of the money in the bank ppv right now.


nXt comes in, lays everyone out. Wade Barrett climbs the ladder and takes the briefcase.[/QUOTE]
I'll take it one step further...one of them does it for the SD side
 
Wade Barrett is the only one who can wrestle... and even he isn't that great.

Who would take the SD case? Justin Gabriel?
 
[quote name='masked lemon']Wade Barrett is the only one who can wrestle... and even he isn't that great.

Who would take the SD case? Justin Gabriel?[/QUOTE]
I can picture Otunga holding the briefcase....if not just to pimp out the fact that he's engaged to Jennifer Hudson some more

Seems to be the only reason he's on Raw....
 
But he can't wrestle a match, talk, and he doesn't even have a finisher.


Austin catchphrases tonight, Rock catchhrases next week?
 
[quote name='masked lemon']But he can't wrestle a match, talk, and he doesn't even have a finisher.


Austin catchphrases tonight, Rock catchhrases next week?[/QUOTE]
seems like he's in line then for it!

and what i got from that interview is that josh roberts doesn't like non-whites...
 
[quote name='Scorch']whoever said they wish someone else would come out and the fans yell "you suck" like angle's entrance.. dunno if you could hear it on tv but the fans yelled "you suck" when miz did his rap.[/QUOTE]

I guess I had good foresight today.
 
It's funny when the crowd tries that decade old "what" crap and the wrestlers just speed up their sentences on 'em

*I wonder if Colgate is happy he mentions their product in his lyrics
 
Cena attacking black John Cena?!?!?!?!?

Ah man....this is like superman vs bizaro
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']Oh great, we get to see Cena defy the odds AGAIN next week.[/QUOTE]

some of us will see it live and in person..... joy! i am rather excited to be going to another show, hope they give orton v. edge some good time next week
 
Pretty good show tonight. I loved the new, more serious Miz destroying R-Truth. The Jericho/Edge-Orton/Bourne tag match went way longer than I expected, and was a nice showcase for everyone in the match who was healthy. Orton got his heat afterwards when he RKOed his partner to show that there are no allies in MITB. The main event angle with Cena and Wade was pretty good, although Cena cutting jokes during this super-serious deal hurt it for me. Loved the handshake fakeout leading to the FU attempt and the Nexus beating. Cena growing a pair and destroying his dark doppleganger was pretty good stuff since it showed that Raw DOES have a chance against this group. Sheamus and Arn's promo about Nexus was simply incredible. Even scripted, Arn can elicit emotion like few others on the mic.

Screens -





Um...yeah...


Michael Cole discovers cyber porn






Quotes -
Barrett - Last week, I received an e-mail from the GM of Raw informing me that I was to assemble the Nexus in the ring at the start of today’s show to receive word on the consequences of our actions. I’m gonna tell all of you the same thing I told the GM - we cannot reveal why we did what we did what we did to Mr. McMahon, but it needed to happen. It’s part of a much bigger picture. Mr. McMahon thought he controlled us, but believe me, that is not the case. Things changed very quickly and just like all of you, he had no idea as to our agenda. With that being said, I believe Mr. Sheffield has something to say regarding Ricky Steamboat.
Skip - Unlike what we did to Mr. McMahon, what we did last week to Ricky Steamboat and the legends, we did that for fun. We found a loophole in the GM’s ruling and we exploited it. You people won’t admit it, but you loved every EVERY second of it! You watched like rubbernecks on the highway gawking at the scene of a car accident! FACT IS, MORE PEOPLE NOW ARE INTERESTED IN STEAMBOAT’S DVD than before we attacked him! So the way I see it, he should be thanking us! And I’ll even go out…(e-mail dings)
Cole - The GM has decided on his punishment for the Nexus on their assault on Mr. McMahon. None of the Nexus can compete for a WWE Title until further notice! And furthermore, as of this moment, the ruling of Nexus members not being able to touch Raw superstars and vice versa has been lifted!
Lawler - This could be open season! (Cena comes out)
Cena - You guys have done a lot, but there’s one thing you haven’t done just yet. AND THAT’S GET YOURSELVES INTO A FAIR FIGHT! That would make the numbers 7-on-7!
Cole - SHEAMUS AND EDGE HAVE ATTACKTED THE REST OF THE LOCKER ROOM!
Cena - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! WE COULDA HAD ‘EM!
Sheamus - The one WWE Superstar they seem to attack over and over is YOU John Cena. I don’t what the Nexus’ agenda is, but seeing them take out you and Bret and everyone on this stage supports it! Last week, you asked me to join you in the fight against Nexus - I can tell ya, me and everybody here respectfully decline!
Orton - Sheamus, listen up and listen good. Me and Cena aren’t friends and probably never will be. Unless we have to! Nexus is a threat to all of us! EDGE, WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU!? Have you forgotten how Nexus jumped us at the Fatal 4 Way. If we can’t take Nexus out, then let’s finish what we started with you!
Coel - THE GM SAYS DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT FIGHTING BECAUSE IF YOU WANT ACTION, YOU’LL GET IT. The 8 MITB competitors will be competing against each other. Cena, tonight, you’re gonna step in the ring with Wade Barrett. But, it’s not gonna be a match. The GM wants them to shake hands and call a truce.
Cena - We all know the anonymous GM is watching, so Mr. GM, how about instead of shaking his hand for a truce, I take my hand, put it In a fist, and knock his teeth out?! That work! (e-mail dings)
Cole - The GM says John, with all due respect, I need you to be the bigger man. I trust you’ll do the right thing. If not, your actions will be met with appropriate consequences, and that’s… THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ THE GM SAYS SO!
(about her ring)Cole - That’s nice.
Maryse - It’s worth more than you.
Cole - I’m not worth much.
Marsye - Thanks for calling me a gold digger last week.
Cole - Well, I thought you were one.
Maryse - I’m not a gold digger. I love Teddy, and I love money, and he has lots of money.
Maryse - With all of our purchasing, we’re helping the economy. Plus, we pay the people who clean my jacuzi, my pool, and drive my limo.
Cole - It’s funny that this relationship started after the trust fund started.
Maryse - This is all blah, blah, blah. Like the song.
Regal - YOU TWO OXYGEN THEIVES GOT THE BETTER OF ME LAST WEEK, BUT I WILL USE EVERY OUNCE OF VILE AND VENOM TO GET REVENGE. I’VE USED MY POWERS OF PERSUASION TO GET A MONSTER! (dancin’ Khali comes out)
Arn - It’s hard to watch, Josh. It’s hard to stomach and live. It’s a lot of things. Ricky’s bad. Don’t know how bad, but the doc’s saying it’s bad. He’s 57.
Sheamus - Cry me a river, will ya. You used to be the Enforcer, but now, you’re just a pathetic old man.
Arn - I used to be a lot of things, but I was never blind and stupid. DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HOSTILE TAKEOVER MEANS. EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE THE CHAMPION, YOU’RE NOT SAFE. IF YOU DON’T PUT YOUR PROBLEMS ASIDE, AND UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR GREATEST STRENGTH IS UNDERSTANDING YOUR WEAKNESSES. PUT ASIDE YOUR EGO!
Sheamus - I DON’T HAVE A WEAKNESS. I’M THE WWE CHAMPION AND THEY’RE NOT. There’s a difference between the Horsemen and the Nexus - they know not to interfere in my business.
Arn - Keep thinking that. Right now, you’re comfortable. You’re champion of a thriving company. If you don’t get together and stop the bleeding, in a month, you could be a great white shark in an empty mudhole.
Sheamus - You musta gotten kicked in da head real hard last week. I don’t need anybody, cuz me, I’m the WWE Champion.
Arn - You just don’t get it.
Miz - Yeah, THE MIZ VERSION 2. HERE’S THE REAL DEAL. I’M GONNA WIN MONEY IN THE BANK. THE MIZ. THE MIZ. YOU THINK YOU’RE BAD, I’M BADDER. I’LL BE THE LAST MAN STANDING ON THE LADDER. THE MIZ. THE MIZ. Think it’s funny? I BEAT YOU LAST TIME, I WAS PLAYING POSSUM. CUZ I’M THE MIZ AND I’M AWE (bonk)
King - Miz is standing on the face of the Miz!
Miz - Does it hurt? Good. That’s exactly what I wanted it to do. You always say the Truth hurts, and right now, I bet it hurts a lot. And that’s gonna happen to everyone who steps into the ring with me. I’M GOING TO MAKE IT HURT. And that’s the truth. The whole truth. And nothing but the truth. Because I’m the Miz, and I’m awesome.
Edge - A Moment of silence for R-Truth. He only knew one song, but he did it so well! Nexus needs a leader. Someone to steer the ship. The leader-ship! I’m willing to do that in exchange for seven powerful allies! Winning the MITB case is equal to winning the WWE Championship. I’ve won it twice! Something my two guests have never been able to do!
Jericho - If there’s anyone who’s gonna be an advisor to Nexus, it’s gonna be me. My advice is what led to Wade Barrett winning the first season of NXT and gave him the confidence to do something that’s never been done before.
Edge - Why would they listen to someone who lost to Evan Bourne two weeks ago?
Jericho - The same guy who beat you at WrestleMania this year?!
Edge - HEY! I’VE TOLD YOU, MY HEAD WASN’T CLEAR!
Cole - Our GM asks all of you if you want to see some action, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH. Well, clear the ring of the cutting edge set, because Edge and Jericho will team up to face Evan Bourne and his partner…RANDY ORTON!
(Jericho does a bulldog)Fan - Bulldog!
King - Eve needs a good husband. Maybe I should marry her before she finds one.
Cena - So if we shake hands, this all ends?
Fan - DON’T DO IT, WADE!
Cena - WHY STOP WHEN WE’RE HAVING FUN! THE FUTURE, OH THE FUTURE, KIDS HAVE HOVERBOARDS AND NEXUS RUNS WILD ON RAW. Let me as the Magic 8 -Ball. Ask later - never cane trust these things. TAKE YOUR FUTURE PLANS, CRUMPLE ‘EM AND STUFF ‘EM UP YOUR NEXUS!
Wade - Shake my hands or you’re gonna face some very severe consequences! (Cena shakes, then goes for an FU)
Cole - The GM says Cena, as a result of your actions, next week, you’ll face all seven members of Nexus in a 7-on-1 handicap match! (Cena proceeds to massacre Darren Young)
 
[quote name='masked lemon']So Scorch... what happened when RAW went off the air?[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure when it went off the air. Cena slammed whatshisface around for a bit, chucked some steel steps at him, threw him over the announce table then flipped that on him. Then he hopped back in the ring and did his "angry Cena" pose. Dark match saw Lobster Head and Edge vs Orton and Cena. Orton/Cena win when Orton did the RKO to Edge and Cena did the attitude adjustment to Sheamus. Here's some pictures from tonight. Sorry if they're blurry. Click the thumbnail for full size (they're 10mp). I took around 100 pics but most of them are blurry as hell from the digital zoom so I'm only posting a few. I REALLY wish the Evan Bourne pic would've come out a bit cleaner, but whatever.













(just because I thought it looked cool)



(Cena hit the attitude adjustment on Sheamus while Orton hit the RKO on Edge)
 
So, I saw that Jericho finally shit on Edge for stealing his gimmick.

And watching Cena put the STFU on himself was mindblowing.
 
[quote name='Brak']So, I saw that Jericho finally shit on Edge for stealing his gimmick.[/QUOTE]
What happened? Only saw the last 15-20 minutes of the show.

And watching Cena put the STFU on himself was mindblowing.
Click to expand...
SO pissed Cena's arm was covering Young's face during the STF. Could have had some epic screenshots.
 
I love that Doc Brown screencap.
[quote name='KaneRobot']What happened? Only saw the last 15-20 minutes of the show.[/QUOTE]
Jericho said to Edge something along the lines of, "... you have a show like I did, [some other similarity]... - your whole career, you've tried to be Chris Jericho..."
 
[quote name='Brak']I love that Doc Brown screencap.

Jericho said to Edge something along the lines of, "... you have a show like I did, [some other similarity]... - your whole career, you've tried to be Chris Jericho..."[/QUOTE]



He said some shit about growing his hair out and bleaching it blonde like Jericho, and then cutting it short after Jericho did...
 
[quote name='Scorch']not gonna lie.. a part of me was hoping Squire Dave Taylor was Regal's partner.[/QUOTE]

I'd much prefer the 'Earl of Eaton'.
 
No time to finish all those Botchamanias at the moment but I remember a time when some people on the wrestling message boards swore up and down that XPW was better than ECW. I realize that Y2K ECW wasn't quite up to 1996/7 standards but fuck there was still a world of difference. I wonder what ever happened to White Trash Johnny Webb and Homeless Jimmy?
 
There's something to Percy Watson, IMO. But he needs to lose his...'flamboyant'...persona; he makes me want to go play Super Punch Out.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']There's something to Percy Watson, IMO. But he needs to lose his...'flamboyant'...persona; he makes me want to go play Super Punch Out.[/QUOTE]

Yeah the guy definitely has an "it" factor. I can't quite put my finger on it though, but man is he over.

Earlier I pictured him with an entrance theme that was either disco style or similar to the intro to a late-night talk show. I think either would fit him nicely.
 
Just wondering, but any of you guys play a text based sim game called Extreme Warfare Revenge? Was reading up on it and it seems pretty cool like those text sim baseball games like OOTP and Baseball Mogul.
 
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