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Aw man. "Big Homo" has been removed from Yahoo's personal listings. My inner 13 year old just died a little.
 
[quote name='SuprTnr2']Mine are ready in about 5 minutes, take that![/QUOTE]

I was about to make some chocolate chip cookies, but I watched Rudolph instead. I'll have to do it tomorrow. Damn you, and your cookies too!
 
[quote name='jmcc']Is Cartoon Network showing the Venture Brothers Christmas special at some point here? I hate them, if not, because it's excellently awesome.[/QUOTE]
It was on Friday Night Fix, so it's probably on Sunday. Great episode.

I also watched the new Stroker and Hoop and it's very good. It's basically a clip show, though everyone has crappy memories.
 
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Merry Christmas, all. :D

(Made complete with the Zelda font. )
 
I have to soundboard some church's Christmas special at work, over the phone. They call the station up, I slap the phone in the soundboard... but I think the phones are screwed. ;o
 
Yeah...im gonna get a second ps2... a slim one. Its really the only dvd player that plays all my dvd's right. xbox had problems with tv animation, and others have had problems with anime. yeah...now to get it at a cheapass price
 
Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.

Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.

(No Beef Log)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!

Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Sweet!
 
Offend Christians... oh no! I forgot all about my plan to replace all the nativity Jesusii in the area with historically accurate middle eastern ethnicitied dolls! Curses...it's going to be a white Christmas yet again.
 
No posts in an hour. Looks like everyone else is in bed, like they should be.

Have a great Christmas, and here's hoping that Santa delivers for all of you. I've got my iPod come tomorrow, so I'm good. :)
 
I wanna open my Micro now... ill make sure that i wake up real early to piss everyone off so i gets my presents...and im thinking that maybe a little later on i'll go up to gamecrazy and see if they have Guitar Hero instock (last x-mas i went and bought Alien Homind)
 
Oh yeah I played a PSP tonight and I was amazed at how cool they are. Now if it was only 100 bucks it would be a whole lot cooler.
 
I love Katamari! The Hansel & Gretel level was pretty cool, though I love the ones where you need to get it fucking huge, like 12m or so, and roll up elephants and houses and stuff. :D
 
[quote name='jmcc']Offend Christians... oh no! I forgot all about my plan to replace all the nativity Jesusii in the area with historically accurate middle eastern ethnicitied dolls! Curses...it's going to be a white Christmas yet again.[/QUOTE]

Rhapscallion! Blaspheme! Everyone knows, Jesus was black.
 
Here's another Christmas selection... sung by the CKY/VLB crew, and conducted by Saucy Jack. And I know a certain CAG (Brak) will like something in the song... :lol:

Saucy Jack presents: "But Why's It So Cold?"



Its Christmas We're Talkin' ‘Bout!

(Short Pause)

No! Beware!
Ill Cover You In Fast Eddies underwear
Wow Ill eat your mammies panties
and tell your mom to come to me
and come to my prom
its in outer space
that's where my sleigh can fly to
goodbye! Excuse you
Can I come back and say the rest of it?
Its Christmas kids and you're gonna love it!
Gravy dripping all over me
Christmas is good...
But only when I come to your house
and you've been good
Christmas comes to everyone in every neighborhood
Whoa yeah
Christmas In Fact
You see Christmas layin' on its back....
Get Back To Work Bitch!
With me on top
and don't you ever ever pull the lever that says stop

Santa cooked your Christmas In his hobbit hole
But why's it so cold?
But why's it so cold?
But why's it so cold?
But why's it so cold?

Yeah you know....
It is what it is so...
Whoa!
I took a big ol' dump in a pringles can..
Now I'm wipin' off my ass
forget about my hand
pumped up ready to do it
I get in my sled
my sack filled with fluid
Im bringin joy to my elves..
Don't put it by me
pleasures I wont deny their heiney
My Armpits will sweat when I see that long-haired elf
coming out of his Corvette
Even though its old
and its got a little scratch
It don't matter
I just love to lick his patch..
On his chest
You'll Catch me red-handed
Douglas! I'm the Christmas Bandit!
Top-soil plant
Don't you love the taste
of a beaver when it hesitates

With this christmas you're going dutch
But whys it so cold
Get me outta this now!
But Whys it so cold
Let me...rub your back
But Why's it so cold
You're gonna make a lot of money kid!
But why's it so cold?
I'll invest every bit of love I got!
But why's it so cold?
I got a toolbox!
But why's it so cold?
It makes no sense!
But Why's It so cold?
Fill you up...
With pleasurous nutrients
like a worm has!

Weiner...Ho Ho Ho
But Why's It so Cold?
But Why's It so Cold?
But Why's It so Cold?
But Why's It so Cold?
But Why's It so Cold?
And it all happened at the company christmas party?
*snorts* Oh Yeah!
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']i hate being the first one up...i just want to use a fuckin bullhorn[/QUOTE]


THE BULLHORN OTT!

WHERE YOU WRITE IN ALL CAPS!

AND IF YOU WANT TO BE REALLY LOUD YOU ALSO WRITE IN BOLD

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BRILLIANT!
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']i hate being the first one up...i just want to use a fuckin bullhorn[/QUOTE]
You weren't the first one up, I'm sure. Me, I've been tip-toeing around not to wake anyone else.
 
GRRRRR...

I just opened up my brand new DS. Perfectly clean screen. So The first thing I do is put on my HORI Screen protectors. I did the top screen first, which was simple and easy. Perfect fit.

But then I try to put the bottom screen on. First, even though there isn't a single partcle on the screen, I still have two bubbles that won't go away. Theyre small, but they will not disappear.

Then, I tried to take the black sticker off the screen. It is tabed so ticgthly to the protecive screen that, even though I pulled if off gently it, it separated the protective layeors of the screen in some placed ruining it.

Now I'm going to have to go get another one. I might get two just in case.

But I'm annoyed.
 
Jimmy Buffet: Mele Kalikimaka

Mele kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright hawaiian christmas day
That’s the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars aty night
Mele kalikimaka is hawaii’s way to say merry christmas to you


And now, the parody:

Moxio's looking for buttsecks is what you'll hear them say, in the OTT on Christmas day.
You'll probably hear that said about dcfox too,
as jokes fly about them being "that way"
Here we know the site will still be green and black,
and people are always ready with some new comeback,
but "Moxio's looking for buttsech" is the line that eternally springs anew.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']GRRRRR...

I just opened up my brand new DS. Perfectly clean screen. So The first thing I do is put on my HORI Screen protectors. I did the top screen first, which was simple and easy. Perfect fit.

But then I try to put the bottom screen on. First, even though there isn't a single partcle on the screen, I still have two bubbles that won't go away. Theyre small, but they will not disappear.

Then, I tried to take the black sticker off the screen. It is tabed so ticgthly to the protecive screen that, even though I pulled if off gently it, it separated the protective layeors of the screen in some placed ruining it.

Now I'm going to have to go get another one. I might get two just in case.

But I'm annoyed.[/QUOTE]

I gave up on the lower screen...too much of a pain in the ass to get that thing on right.

...and i love my micro. I was impressed at first, but when i found out how to make the screen brighter i was shocked. The japanese packaging rocks too :)
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']I gave up on the lower screen...too much of a pain in the ass to get that thing on right.

...and i love my micro. I was impressed at first, but when i found out how to make the screen brighter i was shocked. The japanese packaging rocks too :)[/QUOTE]

I didn't even bother with protective screens.
If I didn't already have a DS, and multiples of each of the lesser GBAs, I'd love to get a micro... but I can't make sense of buying yet another GBA based platform while it's still at full price.
 
I really wanted one mainly for something to take to work. The sp is fine, but when open is a bit to big to just lay on the side for a while, and the DS takes up an entire pocket. Add to it that I got something from Japan and i didnt actually have to pay for and voila, instant Famicom Micro. Now i want to get the play-yan micro...
 
Random internet scavenger hunt: A Play-Yan Micro that is in-stock and is under $80. Lik-Sang is OOS, play-asia has 2 weeks waiting. GO! (and thanks if someone actually does find something)
 
I wonder if the big brains behind "Irish" music are the same ones behind "Christian" music. They keep the same basic formula, except instead of just changing all instances of "baby" to "Jesus" in any given pop song, they add in fiddle or penny whistle.
 
[quote name='jmcc']I wonder if the big brains behind "Irish" music are the same ones behind "Christian" music. They keep the same basic formula, except instead of just changing all instances of "baby" to "Jesus" in any given pop song, they add in fiddle or penny whistle.[/QUOTE]

Probably. But that 'Irish' pop music sucks. Just like modern American pop music. Good Irish music is more bluegrass-y and folk-y. :D
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']I'm suprised how fun FF1 is on the GBA. It's like whittling.[/QUOTE]
Like whittling wood or soap?
 
Is Need For Speed Most Wanted any good? I'm considering picking it up at Best Buy tomorrow for 35 when I go to get the Aqua Teens sets (hopefully they'll have them in). And Circuit City has Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for 10 buks. Whoa!
 
[quote name='flowery']fuck I am getting sick again. What the hell is it with the holidays and me getting sick. fuck.[/QUOTE]

Sorry to hear that dude. It does suck; I've been sick since last thursday. I've slowly gotten better, though. Take it easy.
 
im so sore from snowboarding. i wish there was some real snow at mt. high. stupid winter weather.
 
[quote name='flowery']fuck I am getting sick again. What the hell is it with the holidays and me getting sick. fuck.[/QUOTE]

Don't feel bad. I got sick, too. I should bounce back in a few days, though... if not sooner.
 
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