So I'm playing DOA 4 online and some guy I don't know starts IMing me and trying to get me to buy some games. He claims he's either from TGN or IGN (he wasn't quite sure) and... well, here it is:
[21:06] playz5373: hi
[21:08] Chacranajxy: err.. and who might you be?
[21:08] playz5373: phillip
[21:08] playz5373: im pla-yz
[21:08] playz5373: datz what day p is fo
[21:08] playz5373: phillip
[21:08] Chacranajxy: err... and do I know you?
[21:08] playz5373: i guezz
[21:08] playz5373: who r u
[21:09] Chacranajxy: I don't introduce myself to people with such an intro, unfortunately
[21:09] playz5373: oh
[21:09] playz5373: i live on washington st
[21:09] playz5373: r u near thar
[21:09] playz5373: well i saw ur list on ign
[21:09] playz5373: im from IgN
[21:09] playz5373: tGn
[21:09] Chacranajxy: ah, I got it
[21:10] playz5373: i want sum of ur gamez
[21:10] playz5373: cani buy or trade sum
[21:11] playz5373: or something
[21:11] playz5373: jXy
[21:11] Chacranajxy: ah, unfortunately, all that stuff sold already
[21:11] playz5373: iM cOMin 4 U JxY
[21:12] Chacranajxy: just didn't update that list
[21:12] playz5373: OH
[21:12] playz5373: r U LoOKIn to BuY aNYtHInG
[21:12] Chacranajxy: not unless you have a sealed copy of Castlevania Chronicles
[21:12] playz5373: I hAvE gAmEz I dOnT lOngER nEeD
[21:12] playz5373: i Have a copy
[21:12] playz5373: i have a pic
[21:13] Chacranajxy: is it sealed though
[21:13] Chacranajxy: its for collection purposes
[21:13] playz5373: aLl my Gamez R bRand new
[21:13] playz5373: do u want a pic
[21:13] playz5373: or no
[21:13] playz5373: i can snap one ral quick
[21:13] Chacranajxy: yeah, sure
[21:14] playz5373: well itz gonna be afee minuetz
[21:14] playz5373: geez
[21:14] playz5373: ok
[21:16] playz5373: my fukkin camera aint workin
[21:16] playz5373: ill fix it
[21:16] Chacranajxy: haha
[21:16] playz5373: i gotta replace tha film
[21:16] playz5373: itll be a min
[21:16] Chacranajxy: well just tell me how much
[21:16] Chacranajxy: for the game
[21:16] playz5373: 10 minz
[21:16] playz5373: ill brb itz in da trunk ok
[Notice the time gap of just a minute]
[22:11] playz5373: ok
[22:12] Chacranajxy: got the picture?
[22:12] Chacranajxy: or a price for the game?
[22:12] playz5373: i got the pic
[22:12] playz5373: now i jus have to
[22:12] playz5373: plug in tha usb cord
[22:12] playz5373: and upload it!!
[22:13] playz5373: i got a price to
[22:13] playz5373: i mean we can discuss it tho
[22:13] playz5373: its uploading the pic
[22:13] playz5373: my slow azz konnection takez long
[22:13] playz5373: so we can diskuzz tha price while it loadz
[22:14] Chacranajxy: alright
[22:17] playz5373: well get biddin
[22:18] Chacranajxy: uhm... 70?
[22:18] playz5373: yea i was jus gonna say dat
[22:18] playz5373: plus like
[22:18] playz5373: 5 bux to ship
[22:18] playz5373: is dat kool
[22:18] Chacranajxy: maybe... gotta think about it
[22:18] Chacranajxy: I mean, I'm not absolutely positive yet
[22:18] Chacranajxy: but yeah, probably
[22:18] playz5373: well ill ship it free
[22:18] playz5373: if ur that picky LOL
[22:18] Chacranajxy: heh, that works too
[22:18] Chacranajxy: but I seriously do have to decide
[22:19] playz5373: how about $65
[22:19] playz5373: r u decided yet???
[22:19] playz5373: 395 Washington St, Boston, 02108
[22:19] playz5373: u can save my addy
[22:21] playz5373: so itz $65 good
[22:21] Chacranajxy: hold up
[22:21] Chacranajxy: sorry, I'm playing DOA 4 online
[22:21] Chacranajxy: so it kinda slows my response time
[22:22] playz5373: lol
[22:22] Chacranajxy: I'd lke to see the pic first though
[22:22] playz5373: u gotta be shittin me
[22:22] playz5373: i have the pic right here
[22:22] playz5373:
[22:22] playz5373: neva been played
[22:23] playz5373: is that kool
[22:23] playz5373: i have other castlevania games as well
[22:23] playz5373: i can throw in castlevania for gba for like $20 extra
[22:23] playz5373: it only has tha cart but i can wrap it up
[22:24] Chacranajxy: whoa, hold up
[22:24] playz5373: yea
[22:24] playz5373: what u dont want the gba im kool
[22:24] Chacranajxy: uhm... that's not a photo, and it's a pic of Castlevania: SOTN
[22:24] playz5373: um
[22:24] playz5373: it says chronicles
[22:24] Chacranajxy: yeah, when you use paint to write over the picture
[22:24] playz5373: i added the
[22:25] playz5373: cover art
[22:25] playz5373: if thats what ur wonderin
[22:25] playz5373: but the disc is brand new
[22:25] playz5373: i jus took tha pic an hour ago
[22:25] playz5373: i neva play it
[22:25] playz5373: its what ur lookin 4
[22:25] Chacranajxy: that's not... Castlevania Chronicles
[22:25] playz5373: y does it say it
[22:25] Chacranajxy: hmm
[22:25] Chacranajxy: I wonder
[22:25] playz5373: maybe this will change ur mind
[22:25] playz5373: how about $58
[22:26] playz5373: its brand new but it doesent come with tha case
[22:26] playz5373: only a cover printout w/disc
[22:26] playz5373: is that kool
[22:26] playz5373: i als ohave many other rare titlez
[22:26] Chacranajxy: it's kool, but I don't ... this isn't the game. It's that simple. This isn't Castlevania Chronicles.
[22:27] playz5373: but u dont have it
[22:27] playz5373: so how do ukno what the disc look like
[22:27] Chacranajxy: well... partially because I'm not retarded
[22:27] playz5373: i have a few copiez
[22:27] Chacranajxy: 12 years of compulsory education will do that
[22:27] playz5373: maye i got that wrong disc
[22:27] playz5373: wat about education
[22:27] Chacranajxy: well, it's the right disc
[22:27] Chacranajxy: it says Chronicles, after all
[22:27] playz5373: lol i dropped out during senior year
[22:27] playz5373: well it might be the dvd
[22:27] playz5373: they had chronicles for ps2 to
[22:27] Chacranajxy: they didn't use DVDs until 2000
[22:27] Chacranajxy: no they did
[22:27] Chacranajxy: n't
[22:27] Chacranajxy: look it up
[22:28] playz5373: i have the matrix
[22:28] playz5373: itz like from 96 or somethin
[22:28] Chacranajxy: I meant for games
[22:28] playz5373: dreamcast dvds
[22:28] Chacranajxy: those were GDRoms
[22:28] playz5373: hd-dvd
[22:28] playz5373: wats gdroms
[22:28] Chacranajxy: hd-dvd is from 2005 and after
[22:28] Chacranajxy: gd-roms were the Dreamcast's format
[22:28] playz5373: i might have castlevania for dc
[22:28] Chacranajxy: don't tell me facts that are clearly made up
[22:28] playz5373: its listed here
[22:29] playz5373: buuuut
[22:29] Chacranajxy: there's no such thing
[22:29] playz5373: it says cancelled
[22:29] playz5373: i dont think i have it
[22:29] Chacranajxy: then you dont
[22:29] playz5373: yea i dont
[22:29] playz5373: howd u kno
[22:29] Chacranajxy: intelligence is a wonderful thing
[22:29] Chacranajxy: my only ally sometimes
[22:29] playz5373: i haev castelvania for ps2
[22:29] Chacranajxy: so do I
[22:29] playz5373: works on ps3 tho
[22:29] playz5373: ur copy probably dont
[22:29] Chacranajxy: I have both
[22:29] Chacranajxy: how would it "dont" work?
[22:29] playz5373: your copy doesent have the ps3 seal of approval i dont think
[22:29] Chacranajxy: it doesn't need it
[22:30] playz5373: like if it doesent say ps3 blu ray on it
[22:30] Chacranajxy: and neither does yours
[22:30] playz5373: i thin kso
[22:30] Chacranajxy: look
[22:30] Chacranajxy: I guarantee it doesn't
[22:30] playz5373: ok ill look
[22:31] playz5373: upon closer inspection i realized that itz the rare edition
[22:31] playz5373: it comez with two castlevanias
[22:31] Chacranajxy: that you made up?
[22:31] playz5373: lament of whatever
[22:31] playz5373: and curse of darnkess
[22:31] Chacranajxy: those are two separate games
[22:31] playz5373: well i have em in one case
[22:31] playz5373: two dvd case
[22:31] playz5373: only the lament box tho
[22:31] playz5373: its really rare i guess
[22:31] Chacranajxy: yeah, but that's what happens when you're selling bootlegs
[22:31] playz5373: i dont sell bootlegs
[22:31] Chacranajxy: okay, burnt copies
[22:31] playz5373: no
[22:31] Chacranajxy: okay, fictional games
[22:31] playz5373: official sony releases
[22:32] playz5373: no
[22:32] playz5373: its two official games
[22:32] playz5373: in one dvd case
[22:32] playz5373: on two dvds
[22:32] playz5373: but only lament bo
[22:32] Chacranajxy: and is it all in your head?
[22:32] playz5373: the manual is a bit musty
[22:32] playz5373: well i can sell em seperately
[22:32] playz5373: i can print out covers
[22:32] playz5373: and use my disc doctor
[22:32] playz5373: then itsl ike branmd new
[22:32] Chacranajxy: uhm
[22:32] Chacranajxy: what do you not get?
[22:32] playz5373: i dont have wii games
[22:32] Chacranajxy: this is borderline the most retarded conversation I've ever had
[22:32] playz5373: huh
[22:33] Chacranajxy: you clearly dropped out at the right time, because there's obviously nothing they could teach you
[22:33] playz5373: wat do they teach there ne way?
[22:33] playz5373: i make lots sellin on ebay tgn ign etc
[22:33] Chacranajxy: teh
in' maths, Englishes, and lik.... buttseckts
[22:33] Chacranajxy: I make lots selling on ebay
[22:33] playz5373: oh
[22:33] Chacranajxy: except I don't sell imaginary stuff
[22:33] playz5373: no
[22:33] Chacranajxy: you have to send something real
[22:33] Chacranajxy: unfortunately
[22:33] Chacranajxy: magical faeries don't make my games
[22:33] playz5373: i only hvae some negativer feedback
[22:34] playz5373: picky buyers lol
[22:34] playz5373: i hav e like a 52% on ebay im above average.
[22:34] playz5373: bet ur under 50%
[22:34] playz5373: belowe average
[22:34] playz5373: i also have okami for ps2
[22:34] playz5373: and many other titles
[22:34] playz5373: itrs brand newa nd sealed
[22:34] playz5373: but it dont have a manual
[22:35] playz5373: like ihave another castlevania chronicles here
[22:35] playz5373: but its for foreign ps2s
[22:35] Chacranajxy: uhm
[22:35] Chacranajxy: now, picky buyers...
[22:35] Chacranajxy: you mean people who got imaginary games?
[22:35] Chacranajxy: I told you that people don't enjoy those
[22:35] playz5373: no
[22:35] playz5373: well heres what someone left me today
[22:35] playz5373: ill copy paste it
[22:36] playz5373: it says this: DID NOT SEND GAME IN PROMISED CONDITION. CAME SCRATCHED DID NOT PLAY WANT REFUND
[22:36] playz5373: thats just being picky
[22:36] playz5373: it was brand new
[22:36] playz5373: he probably dropped it
[22:36] playz5373: or something
[22:36] Chacranajxy: on a bed of spikes?
[22:36] playz5373: i donno
[22:36] Chacranajxy: okay, fine, fine, I get it
[22:36] Chacranajxy: I want a game
[22:37] playz5373: ewll i have 3 copies of chronicles
[22:37] Chacranajxy: do you have 120% Super Rhythm Fun Brothers for the PS1? [NOTE: I completely made this game up]
[22:37] playz5373: the 1st one i sent u
[22:37] playz5373: and a foreign one
[22:37] playz5373: and another usa one
[22:37] Chacranajxy: check on that game
[22:37] playz5373:
[22:37] playz5373: thats for my collection tho
[22:37] playz5373: not for sale
[22:38] playz5373: its only for foregin ps2s
[22:38] playz5373: noobs like you dont have one
[22:38] playz5373: its a cool game
[22:38] playz5373: i have the whole castlevania collection
[22:38] playz5373: and that rhymn game i have
[22:38] playz5373: ill show u a pic
[22:38] Chacranajxy: yeah, could you?
[22:38] playz5373: i have 2 copies
[22:39] playz5373: 2 difrnt. versions
[22:39] playz5373:
[22:39] playz5373: ill sell it for $50
[22:40] playz5373: since ur buying both castlevania chronicles and this ill give u 10% off and free shipping
[22:40] playz5373: $120 total
[22:40] Chacranajxy: no no, that's not 120% Super Rhythm Fun Brothers
[22:40] Chacranajxy: that's bust a move 2
[22:40] playz5373: oooh
[22:40] Chacranajxy: see, reading comprehension
[22:40] Chacranajxy: is a godsend
[22:40] playz5373: i have that one too
[22:40] Chacranajxy: that's what you missed during 12th grade
[22:40] playz5373: like i said
[22:40] playz5373: i have 2 versions
[22:40] Chacranajxy: let's see the other then
[22:41] playz5373: sure y not
[22:42] playz5373: http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/6853/bustlc7.jpg
[22:42] playz5373: it has the ps3 thing i was talkin bout before
[22:42] playz5373: on my castlevania
[22:42] playz5373: its brand new
[22:42] playz5373: disc dr and everythin
[22:42] playz5373: no book tho
[22:42] playz5373: who carez
[22:43] playz5373: so do u want all 3 gamesz
[22:43] playz5373: i can only sell 1 music game
[22:43] Chacranajxy: why's that?
[22:43] playz5373: uhh
[22:43] playz5373: i decided 2 keep 1
[22:43] playz5373: yea
[22:43] Chacranajxy: you only have 2 music games?
[22:44] Chacranajxy: but you just posted two?
[22:44] playz5373: i have all typerz of gamez
[22:44] Chacranajxy: how can I get all 3 if you only have 1 of those music games for sale?
[22:44] playz5373: i mean i showed u the music gamez u wanted
[22:44] Chacranajxy: right
[22:44] Chacranajxy: I want both
[22:44] playz5373: well i told u
[22:44] playz5373: i had castelvania gba too
[22:44] playz5373: its not boxed
[22:44] Chacranajxy: this is irrelevant
[22:44] playz5373: but i can wrap it
[22:44] playz5373: did u write down my addy
[22:44] playz5373: i will send ur stuff this weekend
[22:44] Chacranajxy: I wrote it down
[22:44] playz5373: ok
[22:44] playz5373: whats urs
[22:44] Chacranajxy: by the way... it's the weekend right now
[22:45] playz5373: ill send soon
[22:45] Chacranajxy: so you'd better get to that post office quick
[22:45] Chacranajxy: tomorrow even
[22:45] playz5373: ill send soon
[22:45] Chacranajxy: it's open on President's day
[22:45] playz5373: whenever
[22:45] Chacranajxy: okay, okay
[22:45] playz5373: whens prez day again
[22:45] Chacranajxy: tomorrow...
[22:45] playz5373: i dont go in to kfc tomorrow
[22:45] playz5373: so i can mail it i guess
[22:45] Chacranajxy: you don't send mail at KFC
[22:45] playz5373: whats ur addy
[22:45] Chacranajxy: 2439 Rockford Rd.
[22:45] playz5373: what city
[22:46] Chacranajxy: Orange Mile, IL 60389
[22:46] playz5373: im gonna need a name
[22:46] Chacranajxy: Joshua Chang
[22:46] playz5373: ok let me write it down
[22:47] playz5373: ok ill send this week
[22:47] Chacranajxy: so wait, do you have any PSP games?
[22:47] playz5373: i think u shuld send first tho cheng
[22:47] playz5373: yea i got psp games
[22:47] Chacranajxy: yeah, that's fine
[22:47] playz5373: i have all types of games
[22:47] playz5373: wat ru lookin 4
[22:47] playz5373: eveythin i offical
[22:47] Chacranajxy: I'm looking for Tennorezi Kyakuten Da-Saiban (Go Cyber Edition)
[22:47] Chacranajxy: it's an import from Bangladesh
[22:48] playz5373: i gotta go soon the wind is blowin on my antena outside my trailor itll be out in a few mins
[22:48] playz5373: i have thedvd of that
[22:48] playz5373: no pic tho
[22:48] playz5373: its caleld somethin else
[22:48] Chacranajxy: what was that title?
[22:48] Chacranajxy: I forget
[22:48] playz5373: uhhh
[22:48] playz5373: swat i think
[22:48] Chacranajxy: hmm... hadn't heard that
[22:48] playz5373: i have final fantasy advent children
[22:48] playz5373: signed
[22:48] Chacranajxy: you're probably right though
[22:48] playz5373: by the director
[22:48] Chacranajxy: wait raelly?
[22:48] playz5373: steven speilburg
[22:48] playz5373: yea
[22:48] playz5373: i think he made it
[22:48] Chacranajxy: probably
[22:48] playz5373: its signed
[22:49] Chacranajxy: he makes like everything now
[22:49] playz5373: well no
[22:49] playz5373: dude hurry up
[22:49] Chacranajxy: alright
[22:49] Chacranajxy: how can I pay you?
[22:49] playz5373: my things gonna blow out in a few mins
[22:49] Chacranajxy: do you take credit card?
[22:49] playz5373: yea
[22:49] playz5373: i donno
[22:49] Chacranajxy: well, I can just put my debit card in the mail if it works for you
[22:49] playz5373: some1 sent me a fake number once
[22:49] playz5373: and i got duped
[22:49] playz5373: so i require ssn for all credit cards now
[22:49] playz5373: uhh
[22:50] playz5373: ill send it back lol
[22:50] playz5373: for an extra shipping cost
[22:50] playz5373: we can discuss that later tho
[22:50] Chacranajxy: eh, honestly, I prefer to deal in cash then
[22:50] playz5373: dude my connections going out
[22:50] Chacranajxy: what's my total?
[22:50] playz5373: you want what agian
[22:50] playz5373: castlevania
[22:50] playz5373: buster bros or whatever
[22:50] playz5373: rhym bros lol
[22:50] Chacranajxy: Castlevania Chronciles, Castlevania GBA
[22:50] playz5373: $110
[22:50] Chacranajxy: 120% Rhythm Fun Brothers
[22:50] playz5373: $160
[22:50] Chacranajxy: both versions though
[22:50] playz5373: no tax
[22:51] playz5373: im only sellin 1
[22:51] Chacranajxy: okay, fine
[22:51] playz5373: i showed u 2 pics buty
[22:51] playz5373: i decided 2 keep 1
[22:51] playz5373: at tha last second lol
[22:51] Chacranajxy: that's not fair
[22:51] Chacranajxy: I wanted both
[22:51] playz5373: sometimes game titles change
[22:51] playz5373: so if u get a game in the mail that lookz different
[22:51] playz5373: its still the smae game
[22:51] Chacranajxy: okay
[22:51] playz5373: sometimes nintendo changes name
[22:51] Chacranajxy: that makes sense
[22:51] Chacranajxy: that's happened lotsa times
[22:51] playz5373: well no
[22:51] playz5373: i dont think it does
[22:51] Chacranajxy: it does
[22:51] playz5373: ok
[22:51] playz5373: well when will u send
[22:52] Chacranajxy: okay, and then lastly, the signed FFVII Advent Children
[22:52] playz5373: thats gonna be alot
[22:52] Chacranajxy: I'll send on President's Day
[22:52] playz5373: will u trade 4 it
[22:52] Chacranajxy: sure
[22:52] Chacranajxy: what do you want?
[22:52] playz5373: do u have suikoden 2
[22:52] Chacranajxy: yes
[22:52] playz5373: its some crappy action game
[22:52] playz5373: from like 1996
[22:52] playz5373: its like $2 on ebay
[22:52] Chacranajxy: I have it
[22:52] playz5373: its old and crapp
[22:52] playz5373: ok ill have that
[22:52] Chacranajxy: I know, it's garbage
[22:52] playz5373: and some other stuff too
[22:52] Chacranajxy: You'll take Suikoden 2 for a signed AC?
[22:52] Chacranajxy: sweet
[22:52] playz5373: no
[22:53] Chacranajxy: well what else
[22:53] playz5373: suikoden 2 only covers like $5 of the cost
[22:53] Chacranajxy: yeah, okay
[22:53] playz5373: like well
[22:53] playz5373: ur gonna have 2 get dilevy confirm.
[22:53] Chacranajxy: fine
[22:53] Chacranajxy: I don't mind
[22:53] playz5373: do u have a japanese ps2
[22:53] Chacranajxy: that's like 60 cents
[22:53] playz5373: the special ones
[22:53] Chacranajxy: yeah
[22:53] playz5373: what color is it
[22:53] Chacranajxy: red
[22:53] playz5373: i only want tha white one
[22:53] playz5373: do u have that
[22:53] Chacranajxy: I have a white PSP
[22:53] Chacranajxy: I'm willing to trade that
[22:53] playz5373: ok ill take that
[22:53] playz5373: thatll cover the rest of the cost
[22:54] playz5373: well and like $20
[22:54] playz5373: since its signed
[22:54] playz5373: so let me write this down
[22:54] playz5373: u send first tho
[22:54] Chacranajxy: so Suikoden 2, the PSP, and $160 for all that?
[22:54] Chacranajxy: yeah, I got it
[22:54] playz5373: plus $10 shipping
[22:54] Chacranajxy: I thought shipping was free last time?
[22:54] playz5373: to bad ur not in boston
[22:54] playz5373: ok its free
[22:54] Chacranajxy: thanks
[22:54] playz5373: u have my addy right
[22:54] Chacranajxy: I appreciate that
[22:54] Chacranajxy: yeah
[22:55] playz5373: im philip monez
[22:55] Chacranajxy: I know
[22:55] Chacranajxy: I've got all that
[22:55] playz5373: lates my trailor antena is blowing
[22:55] playz5373: my connection is still on but i dont want a fuse to be blown
[22:55] playz5373: thats like $200
[22:55] Chacranajxy: quick note: it's "trailer."
[22:55] playz5373: lates ill mail whenever
[22:55] playz5373: u mail first
[22:55] Chacranajxy: okay fine
[22:55] playz5373: ill mail tuesday after u give me delivery confrim
[22:55] Chacranajxy: I'll send it on President's Day
[22:55] Chacranajxy: yeah, sounds good
[22:55] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
EDIT: This guy was serious... I couldn't trip him up and get him to sound smarter
Soooo..... anyone have a similarly ridiculous story?
[21:06] playz5373: hi
[21:08] Chacranajxy: err.. and who might you be?
[21:08] playz5373: phillip
[21:08] playz5373: im pla-yz
[21:08] playz5373: datz what day p is fo
[21:08] playz5373: phillip
[21:08] Chacranajxy: err... and do I know you?
[21:08] playz5373: i guezz
[21:08] playz5373: who r u
[21:09] Chacranajxy: I don't introduce myself to people with such an intro, unfortunately
[21:09] playz5373: oh
[21:09] playz5373: i live on washington st
[21:09] playz5373: r u near thar
[21:09] playz5373: well i saw ur list on ign
[21:09] playz5373: im from IgN
[21:09] playz5373: tGn
[21:09] Chacranajxy: ah, I got it
[21:10] playz5373: i want sum of ur gamez
[21:10] playz5373: cani buy or trade sum
[21:11] playz5373: or something
[21:11] playz5373: jXy
[21:11] Chacranajxy: ah, unfortunately, all that stuff sold already
[21:11] playz5373: iM cOMin 4 U JxY
[21:12] Chacranajxy: just didn't update that list
[21:12] playz5373: OH
[21:12] playz5373: r U LoOKIn to BuY aNYtHInG
[21:12] Chacranajxy: not unless you have a sealed copy of Castlevania Chronicles
[21:12] playz5373: I hAvE gAmEz I dOnT lOngER nEeD
[21:12] playz5373: i Have a copy
[21:12] playz5373: i have a pic
[21:13] Chacranajxy: is it sealed though
[21:13] Chacranajxy: its for collection purposes
[21:13] playz5373: aLl my Gamez R bRand new
[21:13] playz5373: do u want a pic
[21:13] playz5373: or no
[21:13] playz5373: i can snap one ral quick
[21:13] Chacranajxy: yeah, sure
[21:14] playz5373: well itz gonna be afee minuetz
[21:14] playz5373: geez
[21:14] playz5373: ok
[21:16] playz5373: my fukkin camera aint workin
[21:16] playz5373: ill fix it
[21:16] Chacranajxy: haha
[21:16] playz5373: i gotta replace tha film
[21:16] playz5373: itll be a min
[21:16] Chacranajxy: well just tell me how much
[21:16] Chacranajxy: for the game
[21:16] playz5373: 10 minz
[21:16] playz5373: ill brb itz in da trunk ok
[Notice the time gap of just a minute]
[22:11] playz5373: ok
[22:12] Chacranajxy: got the picture?
[22:12] Chacranajxy: or a price for the game?
[22:12] playz5373: i got the pic
[22:12] playz5373: now i jus have to
[22:12] playz5373: plug in tha usb cord
[22:12] playz5373: and upload it!!
[22:13] playz5373: i got a price to
[22:13] playz5373: i mean we can discuss it tho
[22:13] playz5373: its uploading the pic
[22:13] playz5373: my slow azz konnection takez long
[22:13] playz5373: so we can diskuzz tha price while it loadz
[22:14] Chacranajxy: alright
[22:17] playz5373: well get biddin
[22:18] Chacranajxy: uhm... 70?
[22:18] playz5373: yea i was jus gonna say dat
[22:18] playz5373: plus like
[22:18] playz5373: 5 bux to ship
[22:18] playz5373: is dat kool
[22:18] Chacranajxy: maybe... gotta think about it
[22:18] Chacranajxy: I mean, I'm not absolutely positive yet
[22:18] Chacranajxy: but yeah, probably
[22:18] playz5373: well ill ship it free
[22:18] playz5373: if ur that picky LOL
[22:18] Chacranajxy: heh, that works too
[22:18] Chacranajxy: but I seriously do have to decide
[22:19] playz5373: how about $65
[22:19] playz5373: r u decided yet???
[22:19] playz5373: 395 Washington St, Boston, 02108
[22:19] playz5373: u can save my addy
[22:21] playz5373: so itz $65 good
[22:21] Chacranajxy: hold up
[22:21] Chacranajxy: sorry, I'm playing DOA 4 online
[22:21] Chacranajxy: so it kinda slows my response time
[22:22] playz5373: lol
[22:22] Chacranajxy: I'd lke to see the pic first though
[22:22] playz5373: u gotta be shittin me
[22:22] playz5373: i have the pic right here
[22:22] playz5373:
[22:22] playz5373: neva been played
[22:23] playz5373: is that kool
[22:23] playz5373: i have other castlevania games as well
[22:23] playz5373: i can throw in castlevania for gba for like $20 extra
[22:23] playz5373: it only has tha cart but i can wrap it up
[22:24] Chacranajxy: whoa, hold up
[22:24] playz5373: yea
[22:24] playz5373: what u dont want the gba im kool
[22:24] Chacranajxy: uhm... that's not a photo, and it's a pic of Castlevania: SOTN
[22:24] playz5373: um
[22:24] playz5373: it says chronicles
[22:24] Chacranajxy: yeah, when you use paint to write over the picture
[22:24] playz5373: i added the
[22:25] playz5373: cover art
[22:25] playz5373: if thats what ur wonderin
[22:25] playz5373: but the disc is brand new
[22:25] playz5373: i jus took tha pic an hour ago
[22:25] playz5373: i neva play it
[22:25] playz5373: its what ur lookin 4
[22:25] Chacranajxy: that's not... Castlevania Chronicles
[22:25] playz5373: y does it say it
[22:25] Chacranajxy: hmm
[22:25] Chacranajxy: I wonder
[22:25] playz5373: maybe this will change ur mind
[22:25] playz5373: how about $58
[22:26] playz5373: its brand new but it doesent come with tha case
[22:26] playz5373: only a cover printout w/disc
[22:26] playz5373: is that kool
[22:26] playz5373: i als ohave many other rare titlez
[22:26] Chacranajxy: it's kool, but I don't ... this isn't the game. It's that simple. This isn't Castlevania Chronicles.
[22:27] playz5373: but u dont have it
[22:27] playz5373: so how do ukno what the disc look like
[22:27] Chacranajxy: well... partially because I'm not retarded
[22:27] playz5373: i have a few copiez
[22:27] Chacranajxy: 12 years of compulsory education will do that
[22:27] playz5373: maye i got that wrong disc
[22:27] playz5373: wat about education
[22:27] Chacranajxy: well, it's the right disc
[22:27] Chacranajxy: it says Chronicles, after all
[22:27] playz5373: lol i dropped out during senior year
[22:27] playz5373: well it might be the dvd
[22:27] playz5373: they had chronicles for ps2 to
[22:27] Chacranajxy: they didn't use DVDs until 2000
[22:27] Chacranajxy: no they did
[22:27] Chacranajxy: n't
[22:27] Chacranajxy: look it up
[22:28] playz5373: i have the matrix
[22:28] playz5373: itz like from 96 or somethin
[22:28] Chacranajxy: I meant for games
[22:28] playz5373: dreamcast dvds
[22:28] Chacranajxy: those were GDRoms
[22:28] playz5373: hd-dvd
[22:28] playz5373: wats gdroms
[22:28] Chacranajxy: hd-dvd is from 2005 and after
[22:28] Chacranajxy: gd-roms were the Dreamcast's format
[22:28] playz5373: i might have castlevania for dc
[22:28] Chacranajxy: don't tell me facts that are clearly made up
[22:28] playz5373: its listed here
[22:29] playz5373: buuuut
[22:29] Chacranajxy: there's no such thing
[22:29] playz5373: it says cancelled
[22:29] playz5373: i dont think i have it
[22:29] Chacranajxy: then you dont
[22:29] playz5373: yea i dont
[22:29] playz5373: howd u kno
[22:29] Chacranajxy: intelligence is a wonderful thing
[22:29] Chacranajxy: my only ally sometimes
[22:29] playz5373: i haev castelvania for ps2
[22:29] Chacranajxy: so do I
[22:29] playz5373: works on ps3 tho
[22:29] playz5373: ur copy probably dont
[22:29] Chacranajxy: I have both
[22:29] Chacranajxy: how would it "dont" work?
[22:29] playz5373: your copy doesent have the ps3 seal of approval i dont think
[22:29] Chacranajxy: it doesn't need it
[22:30] playz5373: like if it doesent say ps3 blu ray on it
[22:30] Chacranajxy: and neither does yours
[22:30] playz5373: i thin kso
[22:30] Chacranajxy: look
[22:30] Chacranajxy: I guarantee it doesn't
[22:30] playz5373: ok ill look
[22:31] playz5373: upon closer inspection i realized that itz the rare edition
[22:31] playz5373: it comez with two castlevanias
[22:31] Chacranajxy: that you made up?
[22:31] playz5373: lament of whatever
[22:31] playz5373: and curse of darnkess
[22:31] Chacranajxy: those are two separate games
[22:31] playz5373: well i have em in one case
[22:31] playz5373: two dvd case
[22:31] playz5373: only the lament box tho
[22:31] playz5373: its really rare i guess
[22:31] Chacranajxy: yeah, but that's what happens when you're selling bootlegs
[22:31] playz5373: i dont sell bootlegs
[22:31] Chacranajxy: okay, burnt copies
[22:31] playz5373: no
[22:31] Chacranajxy: okay, fictional games
[22:31] playz5373: official sony releases
[22:32] playz5373: no
[22:32] playz5373: its two official games
[22:32] playz5373: in one dvd case
[22:32] playz5373: on two dvds
[22:32] playz5373: but only lament bo
[22:32] Chacranajxy: and is it all in your head?
[22:32] playz5373: the manual is a bit musty
[22:32] playz5373: well i can sell em seperately
[22:32] playz5373: i can print out covers
[22:32] playz5373: and use my disc doctor
[22:32] playz5373: then itsl ike branmd new
[22:32] Chacranajxy: uhm
[22:32] Chacranajxy: what do you not get?
[22:32] playz5373: i dont have wii games
[22:32] Chacranajxy: this is borderline the most retarded conversation I've ever had
[22:32] playz5373: huh
[22:33] Chacranajxy: you clearly dropped out at the right time, because there's obviously nothing they could teach you
[22:33] playz5373: wat do they teach there ne way?
[22:33] playz5373: i make lots sellin on ebay tgn ign etc
[22:33] Chacranajxy: teh
in' maths, Englishes, and lik.... buttseckts[22:33] Chacranajxy: I make lots selling on ebay
[22:33] playz5373: oh
[22:33] Chacranajxy: except I don't sell imaginary stuff
[22:33] playz5373: no
[22:33] Chacranajxy: you have to send something real
[22:33] Chacranajxy: unfortunately
[22:33] Chacranajxy: magical faeries don't make my games
[22:33] playz5373: i only hvae some negativer feedback
[22:34] playz5373: picky buyers lol
[22:34] playz5373: i hav e like a 52% on ebay im above average.
[22:34] playz5373: bet ur under 50%
[22:34] playz5373: belowe average
[22:34] playz5373: i also have okami for ps2
[22:34] playz5373: and many other titles
[22:34] playz5373: itrs brand newa nd sealed
[22:34] playz5373: but it dont have a manual
[22:35] playz5373: like ihave another castlevania chronicles here
[22:35] playz5373: but its for foreign ps2s
[22:35] Chacranajxy: uhm
[22:35] Chacranajxy: now, picky buyers...
[22:35] Chacranajxy: you mean people who got imaginary games?
[22:35] Chacranajxy: I told you that people don't enjoy those
[22:35] playz5373: no
[22:35] playz5373: well heres what someone left me today
[22:35] playz5373: ill copy paste it
[22:36] playz5373: it says this: DID NOT SEND GAME IN PROMISED CONDITION. CAME SCRATCHED DID NOT PLAY WANT REFUND
[22:36] playz5373: thats just being picky
[22:36] playz5373: it was brand new
[22:36] playz5373: he probably dropped it
[22:36] playz5373: or something
[22:36] Chacranajxy: on a bed of spikes?
[22:36] playz5373: i donno
[22:36] Chacranajxy: okay, fine, fine, I get it
[22:36] Chacranajxy: I want a game
[22:37] playz5373: ewll i have 3 copies of chronicles
[22:37] Chacranajxy: do you have 120% Super Rhythm Fun Brothers for the PS1? [NOTE: I completely made this game up]
[22:37] playz5373: the 1st one i sent u
[22:37] playz5373: and a foreign one
[22:37] playz5373: and another usa one
[22:37] Chacranajxy: check on that game
[22:37] playz5373:
[22:37] playz5373: thats for my collection tho
[22:37] playz5373: not for sale
[22:38] playz5373: its only for foregin ps2s
[22:38] playz5373: noobs like you dont have one
[22:38] playz5373: its a cool game
[22:38] playz5373: i have the whole castlevania collection
[22:38] playz5373: and that rhymn game i have
[22:38] playz5373: ill show u a pic
[22:38] Chacranajxy: yeah, could you?
[22:38] playz5373: i have 2 copies
[22:39] playz5373: 2 difrnt. versions
[22:39] playz5373:
[22:39] playz5373: ill sell it for $50
[22:40] playz5373: since ur buying both castlevania chronicles and this ill give u 10% off and free shipping
[22:40] playz5373: $120 total
[22:40] Chacranajxy: no no, that's not 120% Super Rhythm Fun Brothers
[22:40] Chacranajxy: that's bust a move 2
[22:40] playz5373: oooh
[22:40] Chacranajxy: see, reading comprehension
[22:40] Chacranajxy: is a godsend
[22:40] playz5373: i have that one too
[22:40] Chacranajxy: that's what you missed during 12th grade
[22:40] playz5373: like i said
[22:40] playz5373: i have 2 versions
[22:40] Chacranajxy: let's see the other then
[22:41] playz5373: sure y not
[22:42] playz5373: http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/6853/bustlc7.jpg
[22:42] playz5373: it has the ps3 thing i was talkin bout before
[22:42] playz5373: on my castlevania
[22:42] playz5373: its brand new
[22:42] playz5373: disc dr and everythin
[22:42] playz5373: no book tho
[22:42] playz5373: who carez
[22:43] playz5373: so do u want all 3 gamesz
[22:43] playz5373: i can only sell 1 music game
[22:43] Chacranajxy: why's that?
[22:43] playz5373: uhh
[22:43] playz5373: i decided 2 keep 1
[22:43] playz5373: yea
[22:43] Chacranajxy: you only have 2 music games?
[22:44] Chacranajxy: but you just posted two?
[22:44] playz5373: i have all typerz of gamez
[22:44] Chacranajxy: how can I get all 3 if you only have 1 of those music games for sale?
[22:44] playz5373: i mean i showed u the music gamez u wanted
[22:44] Chacranajxy: right
[22:44] Chacranajxy: I want both
[22:44] playz5373: well i told u
[22:44] playz5373: i had castelvania gba too
[22:44] playz5373: its not boxed
[22:44] Chacranajxy: this is irrelevant
[22:44] playz5373: but i can wrap it
[22:44] playz5373: did u write down my addy
[22:44] playz5373: i will send ur stuff this weekend
[22:44] Chacranajxy: I wrote it down
[22:44] playz5373: ok
[22:44] playz5373: whats urs
[22:44] Chacranajxy: by the way... it's the weekend right now
[22:45] playz5373: ill send soon
[22:45] Chacranajxy: so you'd better get to that post office quick
[22:45] Chacranajxy: tomorrow even
[22:45] playz5373: ill send soon
[22:45] Chacranajxy: it's open on President's day
[22:45] playz5373: whenever
[22:45] Chacranajxy: okay, okay
[22:45] playz5373: whens prez day again
[22:45] Chacranajxy: tomorrow...
[22:45] playz5373: i dont go in to kfc tomorrow
[22:45] playz5373: so i can mail it i guess
[22:45] Chacranajxy: you don't send mail at KFC
[22:45] playz5373: whats ur addy
[22:45] Chacranajxy: 2439 Rockford Rd.
[22:45] playz5373: what city
[22:46] Chacranajxy: Orange Mile, IL 60389
[22:46] playz5373: im gonna need a name
[22:46] Chacranajxy: Joshua Chang
[22:46] playz5373: ok let me write it down
[22:47] playz5373: ok ill send this week
[22:47] Chacranajxy: so wait, do you have any PSP games?
[22:47] playz5373: i think u shuld send first tho cheng
[22:47] playz5373: yea i got psp games
[22:47] Chacranajxy: yeah, that's fine
[22:47] playz5373: i have all types of games
[22:47] playz5373: wat ru lookin 4
[22:47] playz5373: eveythin i offical
[22:47] Chacranajxy: I'm looking for Tennorezi Kyakuten Da-Saiban (Go Cyber Edition)
[22:47] Chacranajxy: it's an import from Bangladesh
[22:48] playz5373: i gotta go soon the wind is blowin on my antena outside my trailor itll be out in a few mins
[22:48] playz5373: i have thedvd of that
[22:48] playz5373: no pic tho
[22:48] playz5373: its caleld somethin else
[22:48] Chacranajxy: what was that title?
[22:48] Chacranajxy: I forget
[22:48] playz5373: uhhh
[22:48] playz5373: swat i think
[22:48] Chacranajxy: hmm... hadn't heard that
[22:48] playz5373: i have final fantasy advent children
[22:48] playz5373: signed
[22:48] Chacranajxy: you're probably right though
[22:48] playz5373: by the director
[22:48] Chacranajxy: wait raelly?
[22:48] playz5373: steven speilburg
[22:48] playz5373: yea
[22:48] playz5373: i think he made it
[22:48] Chacranajxy: probably
[22:48] playz5373: its signed
[22:49] Chacranajxy: he makes like everything now
[22:49] playz5373: well no
[22:49] playz5373: dude hurry up
[22:49] Chacranajxy: alright
[22:49] Chacranajxy: how can I pay you?
[22:49] playz5373: my things gonna blow out in a few mins
[22:49] Chacranajxy: do you take credit card?
[22:49] playz5373: yea
[22:49] playz5373: i donno
[22:49] Chacranajxy: well, I can just put my debit card in the mail if it works for you
[22:49] playz5373: some1 sent me a fake number once
[22:49] playz5373: and i got duped
[22:49] playz5373: so i require ssn for all credit cards now
[22:49] playz5373: uhh
[22:50] playz5373: ill send it back lol
[22:50] playz5373: for an extra shipping cost
[22:50] playz5373: we can discuss that later tho
[22:50] Chacranajxy: eh, honestly, I prefer to deal in cash then
[22:50] playz5373: dude my connections going out
[22:50] Chacranajxy: what's my total?
[22:50] playz5373: you want what agian
[22:50] playz5373: castlevania
[22:50] playz5373: buster bros or whatever
[22:50] playz5373: rhym bros lol
[22:50] Chacranajxy: Castlevania Chronciles, Castlevania GBA
[22:50] playz5373: $110
[22:50] Chacranajxy: 120% Rhythm Fun Brothers
[22:50] playz5373: $160
[22:50] Chacranajxy: both versions though
[22:50] playz5373: no tax
[22:51] playz5373: im only sellin 1
[22:51] Chacranajxy: okay, fine
[22:51] playz5373: i showed u 2 pics buty
[22:51] playz5373: i decided 2 keep 1
[22:51] playz5373: at tha last second lol
[22:51] Chacranajxy: that's not fair
[22:51] Chacranajxy: I wanted both
[22:51] playz5373: sometimes game titles change
[22:51] playz5373: so if u get a game in the mail that lookz different
[22:51] playz5373: its still the smae game
[22:51] Chacranajxy: okay
[22:51] playz5373: sometimes nintendo changes name
[22:51] Chacranajxy: that makes sense
[22:51] Chacranajxy: that's happened lotsa times
[22:51] playz5373: well no
[22:51] playz5373: i dont think it does
[22:51] Chacranajxy: it does
[22:51] playz5373: ok
[22:51] playz5373: well when will u send
[22:52] Chacranajxy: okay, and then lastly, the signed FFVII Advent Children
[22:52] playz5373: thats gonna be alot
[22:52] Chacranajxy: I'll send on President's Day
[22:52] playz5373: will u trade 4 it
[22:52] Chacranajxy: sure
[22:52] Chacranajxy: what do you want?
[22:52] playz5373: do u have suikoden 2
[22:52] Chacranajxy: yes
[22:52] playz5373: its some crappy action game
[22:52] playz5373: from like 1996
[22:52] playz5373: its like $2 on ebay
[22:52] Chacranajxy: I have it
[22:52] playz5373: its old and crapp
[22:52] playz5373: ok ill have that
[22:52] Chacranajxy: I know, it's garbage
[22:52] playz5373: and some other stuff too
[22:52] Chacranajxy: You'll take Suikoden 2 for a signed AC?
[22:52] Chacranajxy: sweet
[22:52] playz5373: no
[22:53] Chacranajxy: well what else
[22:53] playz5373: suikoden 2 only covers like $5 of the cost
[22:53] Chacranajxy: yeah, okay
[22:53] playz5373: like well
[22:53] playz5373: ur gonna have 2 get dilevy confirm.
[22:53] Chacranajxy: fine
[22:53] Chacranajxy: I don't mind
[22:53] playz5373: do u have a japanese ps2
[22:53] Chacranajxy: that's like 60 cents
[22:53] playz5373: the special ones
[22:53] Chacranajxy: yeah
[22:53] playz5373: what color is it
[22:53] Chacranajxy: red
[22:53] playz5373: i only want tha white one
[22:53] playz5373: do u have that
[22:53] Chacranajxy: I have a white PSP
[22:53] Chacranajxy: I'm willing to trade that
[22:53] playz5373: ok ill take that
[22:53] playz5373: thatll cover the rest of the cost
[22:54] playz5373: well and like $20
[22:54] playz5373: since its signed
[22:54] playz5373: so let me write this down
[22:54] playz5373: u send first tho
[22:54] Chacranajxy: so Suikoden 2, the PSP, and $160 for all that?
[22:54] Chacranajxy: yeah, I got it
[22:54] playz5373: plus $10 shipping
[22:54] Chacranajxy: I thought shipping was free last time?
[22:54] playz5373: to bad ur not in boston
[22:54] playz5373: ok its free
[22:54] Chacranajxy: thanks
[22:54] playz5373: u have my addy right
[22:54] Chacranajxy: I appreciate that
[22:54] Chacranajxy: yeah
[22:55] playz5373: im philip monez
[22:55] Chacranajxy: I know
[22:55] Chacranajxy: I've got all that
[22:55] playz5373: lates my trailor antena is blowing
[22:55] playz5373: my connection is still on but i dont want a fuse to be blown
[22:55] playz5373: thats like $200
[22:55] Chacranajxy: quick note: it's "trailer."
[22:55] playz5373: lates ill mail whenever
[22:55] playz5373: u mail first
[22:55] Chacranajxy: okay fine
[22:55] playz5373: ill mail tuesday after u give me delivery confrim
[22:55] Chacranajxy: I'll send it on President's Day
[22:55] Chacranajxy: yeah, sounds good
[22:55] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
EDIT: This guy was serious... I couldn't trip him up and get him to sound smarter
Soooo..... anyone have a similarly ridiculous story?
