The OFFICIAL Trade Scams Thread: A Meeting of the Minds

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[quote name='yukine']I love how he insists not to deal with anyone from MA, like that isn't suspicious. :roll:[/QUOTE]

I'm tempted to go pay him a visit... and ask for BukakkeSaga.
 
So I'm playing DOA 4 online and some guy I don't know starts IMing me and trying to get me to buy some games. He claims he's either from TGN or IGN (he wasn't quite sure) and... well, here it is:
Jesus Christ.....can I get the cliff notes for that fucking novel?

Read the first half of it....priceless.

But i couldnt read anymore....I brain lacks the abliitly to read intentional misspelled words.
 
Regalsin2020 pulled off the "pretend to be retarded" thing for months, I don't see what's so hard about some guy acting dumb for a few lengthy IMs.
 
[quote name='KaneRobot']Regalsin2020 pulled off the "pretend to be retarded" thing for months, I don't see what's so hard about some guy acting dumb for a few lengthy IMs.[/QUOTE]

Regalsin was legitimately retarded.
 
BukakkeSaga! ROFLMAO! that is hilarious man, I shoulda thought about this lol.
Maybe I should log back into AOL just for messing with this guy lol.
 
Seriously... this guy is a complete idiot. It can't possibly be that f'ing hard to figure out where he lives and send a Boston CAG to pick up someone's game he never delivered. I'm not the most technically savy CAG, but can't someone run an IP trace or something while chatting with him on AIM? run a whois search or something to that affect. Just some thoughts.
 
[16:15] fbiscammerwatch: Hello. This is an automated message from the FBI. We have recieved many complaints about the AOL Instant Messenger User, playz5373. The complaint is as follows: "Philip Monez goes by the screen name of playz5373. He then proceeds into scamming the victim by offering video games that are very rare. I have sent him a money order, and have yet to recieve my product."
[16:15] fbiscammerwatch: We will need your home telephone number, your house address and your cellular telephone number. We have traced your IP address and we will be contacting your ISP shortly. You are located on WASHINGTON ST BOSTON, MA 021808-5223.
[16:15] fbiscammerwatch: Please hold while we get FBI Agent Mulder to have a live chat with you.
[16:16] fbiscammerwatch: Hi, this is Agent Mulder.
[16:16] playz5373: hi first of all
[16:16] playz5373: u got da wrong guyh
[16:16] playz5373: dis aint philip monez its
[16:16] playz5373: louis tomez
[16:16] fbiscammerwatch: Philip Monez uses this account to scam.
[16:16] playz5373: no
[16:17] playz5373: if u saw my ebay account
[16:17] playz5373: i had above average
[16:17] playz5373: fb
[16:17] fbiscammerwatch: We have proof that a Philip Monez uses this account to scam.
[16:17] playz5373: ummm well
[16:17] playz5373: sometimez thangs get lost in the mail u see
[16:17] playz5373: and if they do
[16:17] fbiscammerwatch: Odd thing is, the address he gives out is at a Barnes and Noble.
[16:17] playz5373: the ppl have 2
[16:17] fbiscammerwatch: So, you admit to trading?
[16:17] playz5373: tell me 2 resend
[16:18] fbiscammerwatch: You ARE Philip Monez, correct?
[16:18] playz5373: u got tha wrong guy but 4 some reason i trade 2
[16:18] playz5373: there r many philip monez i guess
[16:18] playz5373: more than 1 a/t least
[16:18] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, we have proof that a Philip Monez uses the AOL Instant Messenger Handle "playz5373" to scam.
[16:18] playz5373: and tell me who needz some gamez
[16:18] playz5373: and ill send them
[16:18] playz5373: i kno phillip monez actually
[16:19] playz5373: hez a good guy but he
[16:19] playz5373: forget 2 send sum stuff
[16:19] fbiscammerwatch: Speaking of that.
[16:19] fbiscammerwatch: We have other complaints.
[16:19] playz5373: yea and hell send em all
[16:19] fbiscammerwatch: Philip Monez SAYS he has games that actually don't exist.
[16:19] fbiscammerwatch: And when the buyers send the payment, what does he do then?
[16:19] playz5373: he prolly made a mistake iguess
[16:19] fbiscammerwatch: I see.
[16:20] playz5373: i kno him
[16:20] playz5373: and ive traded with him
[16:20] playz5373: and his games were 100% brand new
[16:20] fbiscammerwatch: You know him in real life?
[16:20] fbiscammerwatch: Do you?
[16:20] playz5373: do i what?
[16:20] fbiscammerwatch: Do you know Mr. Philip Monez in real life?
[16:20] playz5373: not not very much
[16:21] fbiscammerwatch: Do you?
[16:21] fbiscammerwatch: Are you acquaintances?
[16:21] playz5373: am i what
[16:21] playz5373: also did i trade with u
[16:21] fbiscammerwatch: Do you know Mr. Philip Monez in real life, Mr Tomez?
[16:22] playz5373: yea im tomez

[16:22] playz5373: i kno phillip
[16:22] playz5373: hez a good guy
[16:22] fbiscammerwatch: I am not a trader, I work for the FBI.
[16:22] playz5373: ok
[16:22] playz5373: well he was arrested a few yearz ago but
[16:22] playz5373: it was a mistake
[16:22] fbiscammerwatch: How was Mr. Monez using your account, Mr. Tomez?
[16:22] playz5373: is this how u got his sn
[16:22] playz5373: well we share an apartment i guses?
[16:22] fbiscammerwatch: You do?
[16:23] playz5373: he has another adress i guess
[16:23] playz5373: outside of bostn
[16:23] playz5373: u mi ght wanna contact him thar
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: How can he live in your apartment?
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: You previously stated "[16:20] playz5373: not not very much"
[16:23] playz5373: yea i kno him
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: And the question was if you knew him.
[16:23] playz5373: but not in u kno
[16:23] playz5373: "sexy way"
[16:23] playz5373: i thaught thats what u meant
[16:23] playz5373: i didn tkno him very much in that way
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: I see.
[16:24] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, we are going to need your house address and your phone number.
[16:24] fbiscammerwatch: We have traced your IP address and you are in Boston.
[16:24] playz5373: u already have it
[16:24] fbiscammerwatch: We don't have the house number.
[16:24] playz5373: also y r u tracin me
[16:24] playz5373: phillip will be on later
[16:24] playz5373: u might wanna talk 2 him
[16:24] fbiscammerwatch: You are part of an illegal scamming organization.
[16:24] playz5373: wtfg
[16:24] playz5373: me??
[16:24] fbiscammerwatch: Yes, you are assisting the criminal.
[16:25] playz5373: no
[16:25] playz5373: hes only been livin here a few weekz
[16:25] fbiscammerwatch: And since the items are in your apartment, you are part of the crime. Possession is 9/10ths of the law in the US of A.
[16:25] playz5373: and ij ust let him use the internet
[16:25] playz5373: no
[16:25] playz5373: he shipz them out thruh his other adress
[16:25] playz5373: his trailor
[16:25] fbiscammerwatch: But they are in your house.
[16:25] playz5373: he has 1 outside of boston
[16:25] fbiscammerwatch: We have proof that he has the games AT YOUR APARTMENT.
[16:25] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Monez takes pictures of the games he is going to sell.
[16:26] playz5373: yea so
[16:26] fbiscammerwatch: If the games were at his trailer outside of Boston, how does he take the pictures in your house?
[16:26] playz5373: he scanz them i guezz
[16:26] fbiscammerwatch: You are legally responsible since the games are in your possession.
[16:26] playz5373: he hookz up a usb drive
[16:26] playz5373: no they r not
[16:26] fbiscammerwatch: No, he uses a digital camera.
[16:26] playz5373: he takez them at his other addy
[16:26] playz5373: and cumz ova 2 mine
[16:26] playz5373: how do u kno lol
[16:26] fbiscammerwatch: We have proof. Mr. Tomez.
[16:26] playz5373: how about i make u a deal
[16:26] playz5373: i talk it out w/ him
[16:27] playz5373: and he will send out sum itemz 2 ppl
[16:27] playz5373: ok
[16:27] fbiscammerwatch: He uses a digital camera to take the images and then proceeds in uploading them to "www.imageshack.us"
[16:27] fbiscammerwatch: No, I'm sorry.
[16:27] playz5373: and if he sent u anythin
[16:27] playz5373: he will send ita gain
[16:27] fbiscammerwatch: This has gone on for a while.
[16:27] playz5373: becuz it prolly got lost tha first time
[16:27] playz5373: whatz ur name and addy
[16:27] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, how about I present you with a deal?
[16:27] playz5373: ok
[16:27] fbiscammerwatch: Do you have Mr. Monez's phone number in your possesson?
[16:27] playz5373: he has another addy in mattapan
[16:28] playz5373: ur gonna have 2 contakt him thar later
[16:28] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, do you have Mr. Monez's phone number in your possession?
[16:28] playz5373: no
[16:28] playz5373: i dont call him
[16:28] fbiscammerwatch: I want an honest answer now.
[16:28] fbiscammerwatch: How old are you, Mr. Tomez?
[16:28] playz5373: i dont
[16:28] playz5373: i am 27
[16:29] fbiscammerwatch: You are 27? How about Mr. Monez.
[16:29] playz5373: i am not sure
[16:29] playz5373: around the same age i guess
[16:29] fbiscammerwatch: I see.
[16:29] playz5373: i went 2 skool w/ him
[16:29] playz5373: also y r u contactin me 4 him
[16:29] playz5373: i have nothin 2 do with this
[16:29] fbiscammerwatch: Well, this must be worse for you. We here at the department were hoping that you and Mr. Monez were actually school age kids, and we could settle this easier.
[16:29] fbiscammerwatch: Yes, you do, Mr. Tomez.
[16:29] fbiscammerwatch: The games WERE at your apartment.
[16:30] fbiscammerwatch: Legally, we can get you instead of Mr. Monez.
[16:30] playz5373: well what if his cousin
[16:30] playz5373: is under 18
[16:30] playz5373: can we say he did it
[16:30] playz5373: dis is jus between u and me
[16:30] fbiscammerwatch: You could, but the bureau monitors everything.
[16:30] playz5373: he lives around here tho
[16:30] fbiscammerwatch: And since they have this chatlog, they are aware of your previous statements.
[16:30] playz5373: he livez down eastern washington st
[16:31] playz5373: i dont kno his exact addy
[16:31] playz5373: but i think he rips off ppl online
[16:31] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, it is my personal opinion that you are not 27
[16:31] playz5373: yea it was him
[16:31] playz5373: roy is da one that ripz u all off
[16:31] playz5373: hez phillipz cousin
[16:31] playz5373: and he comes to our apartment
[16:31] playz5373: he breakz in
[16:31] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, I must ask you something.
[16:31] playz5373: we live on the top floor so
[16:31] playz5373: he climbs up pretty high and
[16:31] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez.
[16:31] playz5373: usez our internet ILLEGALLY
[16:31] playz5373: wut
[16:32] fbiscammerwatch: If he breaks in your house when you are away, how are you aware of it?
[16:32] playz5373: i jus found out
[16:32] playz5373: he left a note i jus found
[16:32] fbiscammerwatch: What does the note say?
[16:33] fbiscammerwatch: And Mr. Tomez, why does Mr. Monez have the items sent to a closed Barnes and Noble?
[16:33] playz5373: it sayz what i jus said!
[16:33] playz5373: wut
[16:33] playz5373: he lived near an old one
[16:33] playz5373: well i dotoo
[16:33] fbiscammerwatch: I see.
[16:33] fbiscammerwatch: This is bigger than I thought.
[16:33] playz5373: our aparment is irght aobove
[16:33] playz5373: for some reason roy wants it maield there so he can jus steal the mail
[16:33] playz5373: itz all roy
[16:33] fbiscammerwatch: We will need the USPS to investigate this matter. You just admitted that Mr. Philip Monez stole mail from Barnes and Noble.
[16:33] playz5373: he did it
[16:34] playz5373: no ROY did
[16:34] playz5373: and hd used philipz name
[16:34] playz5373: roy is a jerk like that
[16:34] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, how old is Roy?
[16:34] playz5373: under 18
[16:34] fbiscammerwatch: Exact age, please?
[16:34] playz5373: like 17 i guess
[16:35] playz5373: so yea i guess u cant charhe him
[16:35] playz5373: cuz hez underage i guess
[16:35] playz5373: letz jus forgot this evar happend ok
 
He reminds me of the creapy insurance guy from Animal Crossing. "I got 13 questions for you. No, how about seven? Three."
 
[quote name='Z-Saber']He reminds me of the creapy insurance guy from Animal Crossing. "I got 13 questions for you. No, how about seven? Three."[/QUOTE]

Bang!
 
[quote name='naes'][16:15] fbiscammerwatch: Hello. This is an automated message from the FBI. We have recieved many complaints about the AOL Instant Messenger User, playz5373. The complaint is as follows: "Philip Monez goes by the screen name of playz5373. He then proceeds into scamming the victim by offering video games that are very rare. I have sent him a money order, and have yet to recieve my product."
[16:15] fbiscammerwatch: We will need your home telephone number, your house address and your cellular telephone number. We have traced your IP address and we will be contacting your ISP shortly. You are located on WASHINGTON ST BOSTON, MA 021808-5223.
[16:15] fbiscammerwatch: Please hold while we get FBI Agent Mulder to have a live chat with you.
[16:16] fbiscammerwatch: Hi, this is Agent Mulder[/quote]

more, MORE!!!
 
"Excuse me. Mr. Hunt? Would you like to watch a movie?"

Kung Fu Video & Dvd
365 Washington Street, Boston, MA 02108
(617) 451-3336
Email: [email protected]
Categories: Martial Arts Equipment & Supplies, Fitness Consultants, Video Game Sales & Rental
 
His address is 395, not 365.
[quote name='lordwow']"Excuse me. Mr. Hunt? Would you like to watch a movie?"

Kung Fu Video & Dvd
365 Washington Street, Boston, MA 02108
(617) 451-3336
Email: [email protected]
Categories: Martial Arts Equipment & Supplies, Fitness Consultants, Video Game Sales & Rental[/quote]
 
Should I be more far fetched next time? I have a plan (that includes Scully) if I SHOULD try to be more far fetched.
 
[quote name='naes']Should I be more far fetched next time? I have a plan (that includes Scully) if I SHOULD try to be more far fetched.[/QUOTE]

You're dealing with a guy who said the following:

[16:16] playz5373: dis aint philip monez its
[16:16] playz5373: louis tomez

That's right up there with Chief Wiggum saying "This is 9-1....2."

I think you could tell this guy you were Darth Vader and he might buy it.
 
I'm going to try and get it next time I talk to him.

It's going to be part of my far fetched plan :D
[quote name='ninjaspeedrazor']Has anyone found his ebay account, I'd love to see his feedback.[/quote]
 
[quote name='naes']I'm going to try and get it next time I talk to him.

It's going to be part of my far fetched plan :D[/quote]

Have my babies, please.
 
I think the phrase "pound me in the ass prison" should be used in the next FBI interrogation. Also, try getting his phone # by saying something to the effect of, "Either we do this the easy way or the hard way. You can give me your phone # and we'll discuss your options over the phone, or you don't give me your phone # and we'll go over to your apartment, bust down your door, and drag you out in handcuffs for the whole neighborhood to see."
 
LMAO! it only gets better lol, naes what you did was hilarious but you do know that what you did was a federal crime right? lol don't worry though I won't rat you out because what you did was hlarious.
 
FEDERAL, not international. I'm in Canada :lol:
[quote name='darthbudge']LMAO! it only gets better lol, naes what you did was hilarious but you do know that what you did was a federal crime right? lol don't worry though I won't rat you out because what you did was hlarious.[/quote]
 
On a side note, can't wait for him to log in. I have some prewritten stuff to say before Mulder talks to him.
 
jimmyhalpert: hey
playz5373: hi whos this
jimmyhalpert: Jim
jimmyhalpert: is Roy there?
playz5373: hey jim
playz5373: roy iznt here
playz5373: also did u get my name from
playz5373: tgn
playz5373: ebay
playz5373: amazon
playz5373: gamefaqs
playz5373: where
jimmyhalpert: Gamefaqs
jimmyhalpert: but I work with Roy
playz5373: ok
jimmyhalpert: I just wanted to make sure he wasn't still pissed off
playz5373: do u really work with roy
playz5373: i dont thik u do
jimmyhalpert: ya I work in Sales
playz5373: roy is in another state u see
playz5373: and hez under 18 so he doezent work
playz5373: also where did u hear about roy
playz5373: i thought only that fuck knew about him
playz5373: nm bout dat
jimmyhalpert: what?
playz5373: ne way
jimmyhalpert: no man
jimmyhalpert: you see Roy and I go back a few years
playz5373: ok so what r u lookin 4 here
playz5373: dis is phil
playz5373: i thik u got da wrong im name
jimmyhalpert: oh I heard you knew Roy
jimmyhalpert: from a mutual friend
playz5373: from who
playz5373: im not sayin nothin but i didnt think many ppl knew that
playz5373: some agent fucker or something
jimmyhalpert: I never heard of him
playz5373: well u got the wrong im bub
jimmyhalpert: I don't know any agents
playz5373: unless i told u to
playz5373: if so
playz5373: phil isnt here
jimmyhalpert: I thought you were Phil
playz5373: i neva say shit
jimmyhalpert: well
jimmyhalpert: if you talk to Roy
jimmyhalpert: just let him know
playz5373: u got the wrong im bub
jimmyhalpert: sorry I kissed his gf
jimmyhalpert: it was a mistake
playz5373: r u a flaming homosexual
playz5373: u sound pretty gay
jimmyhalpert: is this Dwight?
playz5373: no
playz5373: whoz dwight
jimmyhalpert: He works in Sales too
playz5373: look i only sell on ebay soooo u got tha wrong guy
playz5373: unlezz ur from tgn or sumthin
playz5373: u best leave
jimmyhalpert: TGN?
playz5373: yez
jimmyhalpert: I'm from Dunder Mifflin
playz5373: ur full of shi
playz5373: ur also pretty gay
jimmyhalpert: what's your problem man?
playz5373: well first of all
playz5373: a year ago i had some undercover investigation on this time last year
playz5373: but u see homes it wuz ova da phone
playz5373: and it soundz like da same thang over im now sooo
playz5373: i think ur full of shit
jimmyhalpert: I'm not investigating anything
jimmyhalpert: I just sell paper
playz5373: i dont buy shit
playz5373: i sell shit
playz5373: i can sell u some paper
jimmyhalpert: really?
jimmyhalpert: what kind?
playz5373: name sum
playz5373: i might have it
jimmyhalpert: hmm
playz5373: did u send me a check this week
playz5373: because i sent out tha game 2day
jimmyhalpert: no man I haven't bought anything from you
playz5373: thanx 4 the feedback btw
playz5373: i didnt send the manual but it got wet i guess
jimmyhalpert: do you have Michael Scott brand Paper?
playz5373: yea
playz5373: i have a few left
jimmyhalpert: wow
jimmyhalpert: must be flying off the shelves
playz5373: not really
playz5373: itz kool tho
playz5373: do u want any gamez
playz5373: i can send u paper for free if u buy gamez
jimmyhalpert: Ooh
jimmyhalpert: that's a tempting deal
jimmyhalpert: let me think
playz5373: well every thang of papa iz like $5 shipping tho
jimmyhalpert: do you have any hard games?
playz5373: like genesis
playz5373: like cart u mean
jimmyhalpert: Phil Collins?
playz5373: i have 1 left
playz5373: kool game to
jimmyhalpert: Really?
playz5373: ummm
jimmyhalpert: Phil Collins' Genesis The Game?
playz5373: u sound like ur investigating sumthin
playz5373: r u sure ur not a cop
playz5373: srry bout that im jus a little supscious
jimmyhalpert: what?
playz5373: nm
jimmyhalpert: suspicious of what?
playz5373: yea i got it for snes
playz5373: 1 left
jimmyhalpert: awesome
jimmyhalpert: you always leave me smiling and satisfied
playz5373: did u buy from me b4
playz5373: wat site
jimmyhalpert: no
playz5373: or wuz it thru aim
jimmyhalpert: I haven't bought before
playz5373: becuz i make at least 30 aim orderz a week
playz5373: ok nm den
playz5373: do u want ne thing else
jimmyhalpert: that's what she said
playz5373: also y do ppl alwayz want weird gamez
playz5373: ok so wat else do u want
playz5373: ur gamez arent werid btw
jimmyhalpert: well you know us collectors
jimmyhalpert: we gotta get the rare ones
playz5373: lol im a kollector
playz5373: everythangz brand new buddy!!!111
jimmyhalpert: It's not like you can just go to the store and buy Phil Collins' Genesis
playz5373: sum 4 gba are cart only an may not have label
playz5373: u can get it of my store yea
playz5373: i have 1 left
playz5373: 4 nes
jimmyhalpert: is it sealed?
playz5373: $30
playz5373: yea
playz5373: itz called moonwalker i think tho
playz5373: and itz 4 genesis
jimmyhalpert: that's not it
playz5373: they cahnged that name
jimmyhalpert: that's Michael Jackson
playz5373: itz the same game
playz5373: nintendo jus cahnge name....
jimmyhalpert: Michael Jackson's Moonwalker and Phil Collins' Genesis are the same game?
playz5373: yea
jimmyhalpert: makes sense
jimmyhalpert: their music sounds the same
playz5373: i can sell u
playz5373: phil collinz
playz5373: but it has no label
jimmyhalpert: oh
jimmyhalpert: how do I know it's legit though
jimmyhalpert: don't wanna get ripped off you know
playz5373: andit startz off up moonalker
playz5373: but itz the same thang i told u
playz5373: well i only sell new gamez and ihave been sellin 4 long time so
jimmyhalpert: oh that's cool
playz5373: ur friendz probably buy from me
jimmyhalpert: do you have feedback or something
playz5373: where r u from btw
jimmyhalpert: like ebay
playz5373: letz not worry bout that
jimmyhalpert: Scranton, PA
playz5373: ok
playz5373: jus makin sure itz not boston
jimmyhalpert: why you a Yankees fan?
playz5373: no
playz5373: fuck the yankeez
jimmyhalpert: that's what she said
playz5373: the yankeez r gay
playz5373: if ur a yankeez fan then
playz5373: ill still trade but fuck u
jimmyhalpert: that sounds queer
playz5373: get dat yankeez shit outta here
jimmyhalpert: queer eye for the straight guy
playz5373: i have dat game
playz5373: and dvd koolec-shun
jimmyhalpert: you would
playz5373: so how much do u awnt
playz5373: $25 for moonwalker
playz5373: or phil collinez i mean
playz5373: bran new
playz5373: and $50 4 queer eye pc game
playz5373: itz actuall still in package
playz5373: neva been open
playz5373: how would u like 2 pay btw
playz5373: i had amazooon but
jimmyhalpert: oh
playz5373: u kno
jimmyhalpert: one more thing
playz5373: what do u want
jimmyhalpert: you have DVDs"
jimmyhalpert: ?
playz5373: not many
playz5373: im not allowed 2 sell dvdz ne more
jimmyhalpert: oh
playz5373: i had sum problemz w those last year
playz5373: i only have a few now
jimmyhalpert: oh I SEE
playz5373: wat
jimmyhalpert: do you have Threat Level: Midnight?
playz5373: game or dvd
jimmyhalpert: DVD
playz5373: i only have tha game
playz5373: itz based off tha movie tho
jimmyhalpert: Catherine Zeta-Jones is in it
playz5373: btw whatz ur name on tgn
jimmyhalpert: I'm not on TGN
jimmyhalpert: what's TGN
playz5373: itz a game place
playz5373: u can trade, buy n sell gamez ther
playz5373: only prob is
jimmyhalpert: oh
playz5373: to many ppl r picky
jimmyhalpert: oh I see
playz5373: on amazon ppl were picky
jimmyhalpert: they don't like when Genesis turns into Moonwalker there?

playz5373: dey say im sellin bootreg dvdz
playz5373: den i got put on probationb
playz5373: becuz sum1 lied
playz5373: fuckerz
playz5373: dont go on amazon
playz5373: tgn iz kool tho
playz5373: i have above average there
jimmyhalpert: what's your TGN name?
playz5373: u cant look it up unless u have tgn
playz5373: and letz not worry bout dat
jimmyhalpert: I'll sign up
jimmyhalpert: it's cool
playz5373: letz not worry bout dat
playz5373: id prefer 2 do it thru aim
jimmyhalpert: ya
playz5373: the server is more reliable i guess
jimmyhalpert: ya
jimmyhalpert: much more reliable
playz5373: like if u give me CC info
playz5373: on tgn forum
jimmyhalpert: than Paypal or anything
playz5373: theyll c it
playz5373: but here only i see
playz5373: but i prefer cash
playz5373: thru mail
jimmyhalpert: mail you cash?
jimmyhalpert: that's fine
playz5373: yea datz kool
playz5373: or check
jimmyhalpert: or do you want a check
playz5373: i get a few of thoze each week
jimmyhalpert: check is probably safer
jimmyhalpert: you know no bad postal employees
playz5373: sometimez they loose
playz5373: CoUgHT sTeAL ThiNGz
jimmyhalpert: ya
jimmyhalpert: we wouldn't want to help the scammers
playz5373: i mean i jus gotta pay rent
jimmyhalpert: ya
playz5373: i jus sell gamez 2 make a livin
jimmyhalpert: do you have a store or somethin
playz5373: but ur not picky r u
jimmyhalpert: naw
playz5373: i live near sum shopez
jimmyhalpert: any good gaming stores?
playz5373: well im betr den n e game store
jimmyhalpert: taht's true
playz5373: they sell old gamez 4 like $100 of dollar
jimmyhalpert: ya
jimmyhalpert: you sell new ones for like cheap
playz5373: yea
playz5373: dey sell used only
playz5373: i sell new only
jimmyhalpert: plus the stores don't even have these games you come up with
playz5373: what
jimmyhalpert: they don't have GEnesis
playz5373: wat u smokin
jimmyhalpert: you do
playz5373: genesis haz been round since the 80z
playz5373: 1zt game system ever
playz5373: ur not hardcore
jimmyhalpert: no
jimmyhalpert: Genesis
jimmyhalpert: the band
playz5373: koo
jimmyhalpert: ya
playz5373: sooo
jimmyhalpert: so
playz5373: sum guyz talk 2 long
jimmyhalpert: where should I send the check yo
playz5373: philip monez
playz5373: wait r u in boston
jimmyhalpert: Scranton, PA
playz5373: WUtz ur adres
playz5373: some1 told me once they not in boston
playz5373: den they give me similar MA adReZZ
jimmyhalpert: 350 Slough Rd.
playz5373: ok
jimmyhalpert: Scranton, PA
playz5373: koo
jimmyhalpert: 20344
jimmyhalpert: Jim Halpert is the name btw
playz5373: hey jim
playz5373: btw who were u lookin 4 here
jimmyhalpert: Roy
playz5373: he aint here
jimmyhalpert: oh np
jimmyhalpert: I talked to him before
jimmyhalpert: he wasn't happy
playz5373: no
jimmyhalpert: I heard he said he was gonna kill me
playz5373: wat
jimmyhalpert: ya
jimmyhalpert: cause I kissed his girl
jimmyhalpert: my bad
playz5373: u sound pretty gay
jimmyhalpert: do you like that?
playz5373: no
playz5373: i jus wanna sell
jimmyhalpert: sell your body?
playz5373: send $54 + $12 shippin 2
playz5373: philip monez
playz5373: 395 washington st boston ma 02108
jimmyhalpert: ah ok
jimmyhalpert: DTX [Editorial Note: DTX = Downtown Crossing, where he lives]
jimmyhalpert: np
playz5373: i mean louis tomez
playz5373: phil aint here
playz5373: i dont kno where he iz
jimmyhalpert: right
jimmyhalpert: Phil
jimmyhalpert: I mean
jimmyhalpert: Louis
playz5373: ill send sumtime
playz5373: i cant send till next thur
playz5373: u send 2morrow alright
playz5373: wat gamez u want again
jimmyhalpert: Phil Collins' Genesis
jimmyhalpert: for the SNES
jimmyhalpert: not the Genesis
jimmyhalpert: but it says Moonraker
jimmyhalpert: but it's not
playz5373: i only got genesis
playz5373: take it or leave it
jimmyhalpert: ok
playz5373: but still send $$$
playz5373: ill find sumthin 2 send similar
jimmyhalpert: I'll take Phil Collins' Genesis for the Genesis
jimmyhalpert: you drive a hard bargain
playz5373: it haz no label
playz5373: iz that all u want
jimmyhalpert: the paper too
playz5373: ok lol
jimmyhalpert: and Threat Level: Midnight
jimmyhalpert: the game
jimmyhalpert: and the DVD if you have it
playz5373 signed off at 5:15:45 PM.
 
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: How can he live in your apartment?
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: You previously stated "[16:20] playz5373: not not very much"
[16:23] playz5373: yea i kno him
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: And the question was if you knew him.
[16:23] playz5373:
but not in u kno
[16:23] playz5373:
"sexy way"
[16:23] playz5373: i thaught thats what u meant
[16:23] playz5373: i didn tkno him very much in that way


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[quote name='Roufuss']This thread is hilarious.

Someone in Boston needs to go to that address.[/QUOTE]

Ya, I'm tempted.
 
I'll be honest. I did have another conversation with him. But is was so horrible. He made it so obvious that he was doing this for his pleasure. It even made me bored.
 
Damn... I wish we were able to get his TGN name.

Anyway, I figured this guy was for real... but now I'm starting to think he is just messing with all of us (hell, perhaps one of you guys is Philip Monez.) ;)
 
[quote name='yukine']... but now I'm starting to think he is just messing with all of us (hell, perhaps one of you guys is Philip Monez.) ;)[/quote]
I'm wondering the same thing. But still, a lot of funny stuff in those convos. :lol:
 
Well I had a convo with him but ICQ crashed before I was able to copy the transcript. I did get what I thought his IP adress is though, it was a AOL IP.

Well Basically what went down was I asked him for Halo 3 Limited Japan release and the PS3 Compatible version. He Said he had both the X360 and PS3 versions. He sent me a pic of the game, which has to be the worst paint job ever.
halo3rz2.png

Also he said that he took the Pic right then when I asked for it but the date he said was 2 days ago lol.

I also asked him for Analrapist for the Wii stateing it's great Wiimote controls and he said he had it but he wouldn't send me a pic of it, I tried to make him but he wouldn't.

Unfortunately then ICQ crashed and when I connected again he was offline.
 
[quote name='Warner1281']Send him monopoly money but use MSPaint to draw a Benjamin Franklin face on it.[/QUOTE]

Or a ten thousand dollar bill. All of the president's are on that one.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Well I had a convo with him but ICQ crashed before I was able to copy the transcript. I did get what I thought his IP adress is though, it was a AOL IP.

Well Basically what went down was I asked him for Halo 3 Limited Japan release and the PS3 Compatible version. He Said he had both the X360 and PS3 versions. He sent me a pic of the game, which has to be the worst paint job ever.
halo3rz2.png

Also he said that he took the Pic right then when I asked for it but the date he said was 2 days ago lol.

I also asked him for Analrapist for the Wii stateing it's great Wiimote controls and he said he had it but he wouldn't send me a pic of it, I tried to make him but he wouldn't.

Unfortunately then ICQ crashed and when I connected again he was offline.[/quote]
No one can be this dumb... but it's hard to imagine someone would pretend to be for so long.
 
Haha good idea warner, if someone will make a 20 dollar bill with MS Paint(The cheesier the better, I will print them out and mail them to him lol.
 
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