The OFFICIAL Trade Scams Thread: A Meeting of the Minds

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[quote name='Strell']Or a ten thousand dollar bill. All of the president's are on that one.[/QUOTE]

Nub, I sent him a million dollar bill with the statue of liberty on it. I enclosed a note that said "keep the change." He hasn't been online so I haven't been able to hear what he had to say about such a generous offering.
 
He blocked my AIM account. Not a problem. Thanks to Lobster for letting me know he was online:

[21:23] edesman911: Hey man, you send out my stuff yet?
[21:23] playz5373: who r u
[21:23] edesman911: This is Joshua Chang
[21:23] playz5373: i can chek if u show me
[21:24] playz5373: i think i got sumthin from u
[21:24] edesman911: yeah, you did
[21:24] playz5373: wat did u send again
[21:24] edesman911: I sent you some money
[21:24] playz5373: also wat wuz i supposed 2 send u
[21:24] edesman911: for Super Rhythm Fun Brothers
[21:24] edesman911: and Castlevania Chronicles
[21:24] playz5373: how much did i azk
[21:24] playz5373: and how much did usend
[21:24] edesman911: you asked for $60
[21:24] playz5373: ok
[21:24] playz5373: well did u send it
[21:24] edesman911: and I sent like... a million dollar bill with the statue of liberty
[21:25] edesman911: I said keep the change
[21:25] playz5373: i got sumthin lik da
[21:25] playz5373: wuz dat from u
[21:25] playz5373: kuz dat shitz not legit
[21:25] edesman911: yes, yes it was
[21:25] edesman911: wtf?
[21:25] edesman911: you stole my last check, asshole
[21:25] playz5373: um i got skammed b4
[21:25] edesman911: yeah, so did I
[21:25] edesman911: by you
[21:25] playz5373: i got truble 4 couterfeit billz
[21:25] playz5373: no no no
[21:25] playz5373: send me ur adrezz

[21:25] edesman911: 2341 Rockford Rd.
[21:25] playz5373: and ill send out dat shit
[21:25] edesman911: Plymouth, IL, 55447
[21:26] playz5373: ok
[21:26] playz5373: and when did we do diz
[21:26] edesman911: like 2 months ago
[21:26] edesman911: I'm starting to get annoyed
[21:26] playz5373: cuz i jus got ur shit recently
[21:26] playz5373: an i tol u
[21:26] edesman911: oh yeah?
[21:26] playz5373: send first
[21:26] edesman911: hey, can you unblock Chacranajxy?
[21:26] playz5373: soo can u send it
[21:26] playz5373: i neva block him
[21:26] playz5373: neva spoke 2 him
[21:26] edesman911: why can't he talk to you then?
[21:26] playz5373: dont kno him
[21:26] playz5373: he kan
[21:26] playz5373: jus tell him 2 im me
[21:26] edesman911: he says you're offline
[21:26] playz5373: foo
[21:27] edesman911: I did
[21:27] playz5373: well hez a lier
[21:27] edesman911: well...
[21:27] edesman911: his name is Joshua Chang
[21:27] edesman911: so if that sound familiar
[21:27] edesman911: maybe you should talk to him
[21:27] playz5373: alsooo u said u wuz him
[21:27] playz5373: so who da fukk iz he
[21:27] edesman911: he is Rob
[21:27] playz5373: u confusion me bro LOL
[21:27] edesman911: that guy you scammed
[21:27] playz5373: rob who
[21:27] edesman911: apparently
[21:27] playz5373: i dont scam
[21:27] edesman911: Lowe
[21:27] playz5373: rob lowe hmm
[21:27] playz5373: wherez he fromtgn
[21:28] playz5373: cuz i will send da shit
[21:28] edesman911: He's also from Plymouth
[21:28] playz5373: u send me $60 rite
[21:28] playz5373: did u already
[21:28] edesman911: he was the guy that was all pissy
[21:28] playz5373: cuz i will send out
[21:28] playz5373: i dont remember lol
[21:28] playz5373: hez gonna have 2 do a retrade
[21:28] edesman911: I sent you a million dollar bill
[21:28] edesman911: oh, and do you have any chairs?
[21:28] playz5373: r u retarded
[21:28] edesman911: cause I want to buy some
[21:28] playz5373: i CanT mAil Dat Shit
[21:28] edesman911: use UPS
[21:28] playz5373: Ur GonNA hAvE 2 uSe ReAL a4$4
[21:28] edesman911: I'll pay extra for the shipping
[21:29] playz5373: DID U SEND $60 OR NOT
[21:29] playz5373: IF NOT I WILL NOT SEND GAMEZ
[21:29] playz5373: Puzzles, Jokes, Harry Potter Deathly Hallows, brainteasers, illusions
[21:29] edesman911: yeah, thanks for the link
[21:29] edesman911: I'm going to eh...
[21:29] edesman911: well, ignore it
[21:29] playz5373: y
[21:29] playz5373: good site
[21:29] edesman911: look
[21:29] playz5373: like if u sign up
[21:29] playz5373: u get $$$W 2 send shit 2 ppl
[21:29] edesman911: do you want to do business or not?
[21:29] playz5373: i do i do
[21:29] edesman911: then sel me a chair
[21:29] playz5373: but i kant if u dont send $650
[21:30] edesman911: I'm looking for a chinese chair
[21:30] playz5373: $60
[21:30] playz5373: ok
[21:30] edesman911: If you have one of those LE chinese chairs
[21:30] edesman911: I'll send you pretty much whatever you want
[21:30] playz5373: wellllllllll sum1 used 2 sell chairz here
[21:30] edesman911: yeah, you?
[21:30] playz5373: i will sell tho
[21:30] edesman911: k00l
[21:30] playz5373: not me but i guezz u kan say
[21:30] playz5373: "i took ova"
[21:30] playz5373: lol
[21:30] playz5373: alzo I DONT SCAM
[21:30] edesman911: really?
[21:31] edesman911: because Rob was pissed
[21:31] playz5373: rob is lyin
[21:31] playz5373: i have dilivery confrim
[21:31] edesman911: he found out you were operating out of a Barnes and Noble
[21:31] edesman911: and he called the Boston PD
[21:31] playz5373: wat u talkin bout
[21:31] playz5373: dtx??
[21:31] edesman911: wtf is dtx?
[21:31] playz5373: downtown krozizngz
[21:31] edesman911: Dethtrax!?!?
[21:31] playz5373: doez u live here
[21:31] playz5373: doez rob live here
[21:31] edesman911: no
[21:31] edesman911: I don't
[21:31] edesman911: rob commutes
[21:31] playz5373: if rob doez i will give him da stuff
[21:31] edesman911: his S/N is chacranajxy
[21:31] edesman911: so you might want to talk to him
[21:32] playz5373: i will sumtieme
[21:32] playz5373: when he signz on
[21:32] edesman911: he's on right now
[21:32] playz5373: i dont see him
[21:32] playz5373: y iz this
[21:32] edesman911: well
[21:32] playz5373: soo if u dont wanna do biz
[21:32] edesman911: because you didn't attempt
[21:32] playz5373: i dont rly wanna talk
[21:32] edesman911: I do wanna do business
[21:32] playz5373: unlezz i kno u
[21:32] playz5373: klazz of 96 hear me
[21:33] edesman911: uhm
[21:33] playz5373: i will send anythin
[21:33] playz5373: if he givez me proof
[21:33] edesman911: you said to rob you didn't graduate from HS
[21:33] playz5373: dat he send money
[21:33] edesman911: you quit in 12th grade
[21:33] playz5373: yea
[21:33] playz5373: wutz it 2 u
[21:33] edesman911: why are you class of 96 then?
[21:33] playz5373: i went trhu 95-97
[21:33] edesman911: you didn't graduate
[21:33] edesman911: aaaahahaa
[21:33] playz5373: 96 wuz my best year
[21:33] edesman911: think about it
[21:33] playz5373: made da football team
[21:33] playz5373: wutz so bad bou dat
[21:33] edesman911: typical
[21:33] playz5373: did u go 2 south boston hs to
[21:33] edesman911: no
[21:33] playz5373: or rob
[21:33] playz5373: i mite kno rob
[21:34] playz5373: Puzzles, Jokes, Harry Potter Deathly Hallows, brainteasers, illusions
[21:34] edesman911: he had blonde hair
[21:34] edesman911: he was pretty tall
[21:34] edesman911: dammit, I don't want spam
[21:34] playz5373: dont kno him
[21:34] playz5373: so wat do u want
[21:34] playz5373: y u immin me n shit?
[21:34] playz5373: itz jus kinda weird bein talk 2 by sum 1 i don kno?
[21:35] playz5373: r u tryin 2 leave f/b
[21:35] edesman911: uhmm
[21:35] edesman911: no
[21:35] playz5373: ok
[21:35] playz5373: wat do u awnt den?

[21:35] edesman911: well
[21:35] playz5373: kuz if itz sumthin i kan help u wit den ill help u out but if it aint den i Aint Got Time 4 nO gAMeZ
[21:35] edesman911: I want a chair
[21:35] playz5373: ok
[21:35] playz5373: $75
[21:35] playz5373: u say chinese chair rit
[21:36] edesman911: yeah
[21:36] playz5373: $75
[21:36] playz5373: $65 used or $85 bran new
[21:36] playz5373: $75 average
[21:36] edesman911: hmm
[21:36] edesman911: I'll pay 85 for a new one
[21:36] playz5373: ok
[21:36] playz5373: well itz alot 2 ship out btw
[21:37] playz5373: also
[21:37] playz5373: if u try 2 scam i put u on blacklist
[21:37] playz5373: randycook31 on aim
[21:37] playz5373: dont tradse w/ him
[21:37] edesman911: i am not trying to scam you
[21:37] edesman911: why?
[21:37] playz5373: he wont send 1zt
[21:37] playz5373: he triez 2 scam by sayin u send 1zt an u snd game and he dont send i guezz
[21:37] playz5373: an he haz -0% fb
[21:38] playz5373: an hiz gamez r used
[21:38] playz5373: mine R BRAN NEW
[21:38] edesman911: that's cool
[21:38] playz5373: don trade w/ tha following
[21:38] playz5373: randycook31
[21:38] edesman911: one person?
[21:38] edesman911: uhm
[21:38] playz5373: chacranajxy
[21:38] playz5373: redskinrocks1992
[21:39] edesman911: why's rob on there?
[21:39] playz5373: meatpotato68
[21:39] playz5373: nyny69
[21:39] playz5373: whoz rob
[21:39] edesman911: rob is Chacranajxy
[21:39] edesman911: and he has proof that he sent you money
[21:39] playz5373: oh
[21:39] playz5373: watz his trackin #
[21:39] playz5373: an wat trade did we do
[21:39] playz5373: u kno
[21:39] edesman911: there is no tracking number
[21:39] edesman911: hold on
[21:39] playz5373: i do alot of tradez/sellz
[21:40] edesman911: i will give you proof
[21:40] playz5373: AN I AINT GOT NO TIME 4 DIS
 
For some reason this part made me laugh the most :lol::

[21:36] playz5373: $75
[21:36] playz5373: $65 used or $85 bran new
[21:36] playz5373: $75 average
 
Hilarious, but I can't believe I just wasted like an hour reading all this when I could be spending this time playing Phil Collins Genesis / Moonwalker or 120% Super Fun something.
 
I've got him on my main screenname (I used a fake, Jimmyhalpert to IM him), and he's rarely on, I've seen him about 3 times since i IMed him a month ago.
 
SOnuva biscotti, that man....that boy....w/e the crap that person is, I'm surprised they can even log onto AIM, or operate a computer.

It's just so...so terrible...and...HILARIOUSLY FUNNY!
Either he's a master at running circles, or he takes a few hits, then attempts to "deal"

That's gold Chacrana! GOLD!
bania2.jpg
 
[14:37] Chacranajxy: hey, this is rob lowe
[14:37] playz5373: who u
[14:37] playz5373: whoz rob lowe do i kno u
[14:38] playz5373: r u from sb
[14:38] Chacranajxy: I bought some stuff from you a while back
[14:38] playz5373: uh oh
[14:38] playz5373: i send u ye
[14:38] playz5373: wat did i send
[14:38] Chacranajxy: well, nothing. That's the problem
[14:38] playz5373: an wat do u want
[14:38] playz5373: do u wane buy ne thing elze or sum shyt
[14:39] Chacranajxy: uhm
[14:39] Chacranajxy: well I want to get y'know... what I paid for
[14:39] playz5373: xplain diz shyt
[14:39] playz5373: kuz u konfuzin da fukk outta me
[14:39] playz5373: wuz it yestadeh
[14:39] Chacranajxy: no
[14:40] Chacranajxy: this was back in march
[14:40] Chacranajxy: and you never sent my stuff
[14:40] playz5373: cuz i sold sum shit yestday an i tol u ill send 2morrow
[14:40] playz5373: thurz
[14:40] playz5373: r u da fucktarxd dat gave me bad fb
[14:40] Chacranajxy: Ino
[14:40] playz5373: if u r i aint sending shit
[14:40] Chacranajxy: no
[14:40] playz5373: oh nm den
[14:40] playz5373: srry
[14:40] playz5373: i dint mean u
[14:40] Chacranajxy: who did you mean?
[14:40] playz5373: nm
[14:41] Chacranajxy: I want 2 no
[14:41] playz5373: it wuzent u say y u fukkin kare
[14:41] Chacranajxy: y are you being such a fag?
[14:41] Chacranajxy: anyway
[14:41] playz5373: so wut do u want if u dont wane buy ne thing can u atleast tell me wherre u got my name
[14:41] Chacranajxy: heres the check i sent
[14:41] Chacranajxy:
check-1.jpg

[14:41] Chacranajxy: its a copy of it
[14:41] playz5373: an i remmber
[14:42] Chacranajxy: an you didn't send anything
[14:42] playz5373: wat did u order btw
[14:42] Chacranajxy: so what the fuck's up with that
[14:42] Chacranajxy: Super Rhythm fun brothers
[14:42] Chacranajxy: and Castlevania chronicles
[14:42] playz5373: also dat chek isnt real
[14:42] playz5373: i try cash... it
[14:42] playz5373: dont work so u gota send anutha 1
[14:42] playz5373: also ad $10 4 incovinece
[14:42] Chacranajxy: wtf it says it was deducted from my account
[14:43] Chacranajxy: inconvenience? suck my cock
[14:43] playz5373: wutz ur #
[14:43] Chacranajxy: #?
[14:43] playz5373: im not gunna take diz shyt
[14:43] playz5373: wutz ur numba
[14:43] playz5373: im not gonna get kursed out from sum pissed off foo
[14:43] Chacranajxy: 630-659-5459
[14:43] playz5373: ok thx
[14:44] playz5373: well have 2 diskuzz it thru # i am not puttin up wit ur shit heere
[14:44] Chacranajxy: wait
[14:44] Chacranajxy: give me your number first
[14:44] playz5373: wat time shuld i kall
[14:44] Chacranajxy: right now is fine
[14:44] playz5373: ill kall now
[14:44] Chacranajxy: wait
[14:44] Chacranajxy: friggin' gimme your number
[14:44] Chacranajxy: i will phone sex with you
[14:44] playz5373: do u have callerz id
[14:44] Chacranajxy: no
[14:44] Chacranajxy: I don't
[14:44] playz5373: ill do it 4 $$
[14:45] playz5373: ok gr8
[14:45] Chacranajxy: maybe later owow
[14:45] Chacranajxy: I don't have caller id
[14:45] Chacranajxy: so I need to know your number
[14:45] playz5373: good good
[14:45] Chacranajxy: in case I have to call back
[14:45] playz5373: ill tell u thru da phone yo
[14:45] playz5373: r u there
[14:46] playz5373: ur not answerin ur #
[14:46] Chacranajxy: I don't have my fone with me... oops
[14:46] Chacranajxy: but I do want to buy some shit
[14:46] playz5373: I DONT HAVE TIME 4 NO GAMEZ
[14:46] Chacranajxy: and I'm not on my computer much
[14:46] playz5373: AN 2 FUKK AROUN
[14:46] Chacranajxy: yeah you do
[14:46] Chacranajxy: you don't have a job
[14:46] playz5373: im on usual during da middle o night
[14:46] playz5373: i do
[14:46] Chacranajxy: where do you work?
[14:46] playz5373: none of u muiddafukkin biznazz
[14:46] playz5373: wat do u work at kfc
[14:47] Chacranajxy: you seem like the type to work at KFC
[14:47] playz5373: if u wanna cum on im on da 1 on washington st
[14:47] Chacranajxy: you will blow me?
[14:47] playz5373: no
[14:47] playz5373: ill blow ur gf!!1
[14:47] Chacranajxy: you will sell me things?
[14:47] playz5373: i dont sell thingz
[14:47] Chacranajxy: yes you do
[14:47] playz5373: i cleen up
[14:47] Chacranajxy: you tried to sell me stuff like a month ago
[14:47] playz5373: i sell gamez
[14:47] Chacranajxy: yeah
[14:47] playz5373: an u got it
[14:47] Chacranajxy: no I didn't
[14:48] playz5373: 465 washington st kfc
[14:48] playz5373: i will be in @ 7
[14:48] Chacranajxy: and your name is phillip monez?
[14:48] playz5373: wait i got 2 se if im schduled
[14:48] playz5373: hold on
[14:48] Chacranajxy: or was it louis tomez?
[14:48] playz5373: im not in 2nite
[14:48] playz5373: wtf u talkin bout
[14:48] playz5373: neva heard of em b4
[14:48] playz5373: u got da wrong perzon
[14:48] Chacranajxy: who are you then?
[14:48] Chacranajxy: if I'm going to stop by
[14:48] Chacranajxy: I kinda need to know
[14:49] Chacranajxy: who I'm dealin' with
[14:49] playz5373: john smith
[14:49] Chacranajxy: that's a fake name I think
[14:49] playz5373: wut u kno
[14:49] Chacranajxy: more than you, fuckface
[14:49] playz5373: yxjanarcacha iz my name LOL
[14:49] playz5373: where do ulive
[14:49] playz5373: r u from sb an fukkunj around
[14:49] Chacranajxy: what the fuck is this shit?
[14:49] Chacranajxy: you should know
[14:49] Chacranajxy: you were supposed to send shit to me
[14:49] Chacranajxy: remember?
[14:50] Chacranajxy: where's my fuckin' games?
[14:50] playz5373: wat wuz i suppozed 2 send
[14:50] playz5373: welll 1st let me azk u
[14:50] Chacranajxy: Castlevania Chronicles and Super Rhythm fun brothers
[14:50] playz5373: 1. did u leave bad f/b
[14:50] playz5373: 2. what state r u in
[14:50] Chacranajxy: where would I leave feedback?
[14:50] Chacranajxy: I'll leave good feedback if you tell me
[14:50] playz5373: 3. did u buy from aim ebay tgn etc
[14:50] Chacranajxy: and I'm in Illinois
[14:50] Chacranajxy: ebay
[14:50] Chacranajxy: what was your username again?
[14:50] playz5373: wutz ur ebay ccount
[14:50] playz5373: im not gettin skammed by ur puzzy azz
[14:50] Chacranajxy: chacranajxy
[14:51] playz5373: hackin my account FUKK U
[14:51] Chacranajxy: I'm not hackin your account
[14:51] Chacranajxy: I just need to check if I left feeback or not
[14:51] playz5373: ill chek
[14:51] playz5373: no u dint
[14:51] Chacranajxy: okay, so what's your ID so I can do that?
[14:51] playz5373: scammin bitch get da fukk outta here
[14:51] *** "playz5373" signed off at Tue May 08 14:51:49 2007.


Guys, I really don't think this is a joke. He was a moron before I even started accusing/talking about games. Surprised he didn't buy into my check.
 
[quote name='yukine']Haha, wow. It's a shame he is so paranoid... I'd love to find out his username and/or phone number.[/QUOTE]

I'll get there eventually. Is there any way I can get a phone line to talk to this dumbass without letting him get my number? I can't wait to talk to him and hear him talking like "YEEEEEEEEEUH WAT YUU BAIII!?" (Yeah, what did you buy?)
 
This has GOT to be fake... but it's hysterical nonetheless. Someone in MA please go visit this guy and take a picture... I must see the face behind this retardation/genius.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']I'll get there eventually. Is there any way I can get a phone line to talk to this dumbass without letting him get my number? I can't wait to talk to him and hear him talking like "YEEEEEEEEEUH WAT YUU BAIII!?" (Yeah, what did you buy?)[/quote]

Hmm... I can't think of any, most require that you pay a little bit of money for VoIP.

Voicemail is the only service I know of that is free. :(
 
This line from the first dialogue had me loling

[22:32] Chacranajxy: this is borderline the most retarded conversation I've ever had
[22:32] playz5373: huh
[22:33] Chacranajxy: you clearly dropped out at the right time, because there's obviously nothing they could teach you
[22:33] playz5373: wat do they teach there ne way?

[22:33] playz5373: i make lots sellin on ebay tgn ign etc
[22:33] Chacranajxy: teh fuckin' maths, Englishes, and lik.... buttseckts
 
That's his profile.

myspace.com/playz5373



chek it out if u from sb high den u besss get up on dat hola bitch!!!1fuck U FAKE AZZ HOZ AN BITHCES U MUDDAFUKKAZ KN O WH O U R.

m_e119ef837574150835e534f120c64c08.jpg


Yes, that's his myspace page. He looks as completely worthless as I'd expect. He only shows you his eyes, and he has a durty hat on. And a car he'll never be able to afford in the background. Sooo.... I don't think this is a joke. Still.


And now:

[15:52] Chacranajxy: hey, that wasn't nice of you to sign off last time
[15:52] Chacranajxy: I wasn't trying to scam you
[15:52] Chacranajxy: I'm just trying to leave ebay feedback
[15:52] playz5373: i dont like u
[15:52] Chacranajxy: wtf?
[15:52] Chacranajxy: why?
[15:52] playz5373: how do u block sum1 on aim agin
[15:52] playz5373: im jus wunderin
[15:52] Chacranajxy: you can't
[15:52] Chacranajxy: they took that feature out
[15:52] playz5373: o
[15:53] playz5373: kuz i block sum1 b4 now dey kum back da fukk on
[15:53] Chacranajxy: so wait, what's your ebay id so I can leave feedback?
[15:53] playz5373: u said u wuzent happy last tim
[15:53] playz5373: Im not gettin trick 4 u ta leeve bad fb
[15:53] Chacranajxy: no I didn't
[15:53] playz5373: i got ban from Tgn
[15:53] playz5373: kuz of u
[15:53] Chacranajxy: you sure you're not thinking of someone else?
[15:54] Chacranajxy: I haven't said anything bad about you
[15:54] Chacranajxy: I don't plan to either
[15:54] Chacranajxy: I got my game from ebay
[15:54] Chacranajxy: it's what I wanted
[15:54] Chacranajxy: so... I want to leave feedback
[15:54] playz5373: wutz ur recepit say
[15:54] Chacranajxy: what receipt?
[15:54] playz5373: ur ebay #
[15:54] playz5373: wutz ur ebay akkount password
[15:54] Chacranajxy: I don't know, I don't have it anymore
[15:54] playz5373: an scrkeen name
[15:54] playz5373: i need it 4 u 2 show my account
[15:54] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm not telling you my password
[15:54] playz5373: i jus need it 2 shoe u akkount
[15:55] Chacranajxy: you need to "shoe" it?
[15:55] playz5373: yea
[15:55] Chacranajxy: think about it
[15:55] Chacranajxy: that made very little sense
[15:55] Chacranajxy: and this is kinda a ridiculous expectation
[15:55] playz5373: u whut u say
[15:55] Chacranajxy: all I wanna do is leave a positive
[15:55] playz5373: im gunna need ur name an password
[15:55] playz5373: iz ur ebay name da same iz ur skreen name
[15:55] Chacranajxy: tch, fine
[15:55] Chacranajxy: yeah, it's the same as my screenname
[15:56] playz5373: iz ur pass to

[15:56] Chacranajxy: yeah
[15:56] playz5373: let me jus try sumthin quikly
[15:56] Chacranajxy: sure
[15:56] playz5373: pass kode won work
[15:57] playz5373: iz u sure datz ur old ebay cuz i had a few
[15:57] playz5373: like if u get bad f'/b u kan jus make anutha
[15:57] Chacranajxy: well that's my password
[15:57] playz5373: also i try ur # u give me again dont work
[15:57] Chacranajxy: but i got a lot of bad feedback
[15:57] playz5373: sum guy say he dont buy gamez
[15:57] playz5373: i threw out da #
[15:57] playz5373: u mustve type wrong
[15:58] playz5373: well if u have no biz wit me i gotz 2 go
[15:58] Chacranajxy: whoa
[15:58] Chacranajxy: whoa
[15:58] playz5373: peece
[15:58] Chacranajxy: whoa
[15:58] Chacranajxy: wait
[15:58] Chacranajxy: wait
[15:58] playz5373: ew got no biz
[15:58] Chacranajxy: I want to leave feedback
[15:58] playz5373: plez stop messagin me
[15:59] playz5373: im not sendin 2 n e gamez
[15:59] playz5373: u send me 2 bad chekz
[15:59] playz5373: u send me wrong #
[15:59] Chacranajxy: you're a fucking $$$$$$, go hang yourself you shit cunt
[15:59] playz5373: u give me wrong pass kode
[15:59] playz5373: i will send if u send actual chek
[15:59] Chacranajxy: I'm not giving you any of that
[15:59] playz5373: aktually i did send
[15:59] Chacranajxy: oh reely?
[15:59] playz5373: it got lost in mail
[15:59] Chacranajxy: again?
[15:59] playz5373: or u prolly hidin da pkage
[15:59] playz5373: i bet u had it der rite now
[15:59] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm hiding it
[15:59] Chacranajxy: you caught me
[16:00] playz5373: an u jus wana get more gamez off me so u kan sell em back 2 me at a inkreased kost
[16:00] Chacranajxy: the ultra perceptive Phillip
[16:00] playz5373: well fuck u den u aint getin shiy
[16:00] Chacranajxy: shiy?
[16:00] Chacranajxy: I don't want shiy
[16:00] playz5373: shyt
[16:00] Chacranajxy: what is shiy anyway
[16:00] Chacranajxy: are you trying to spell words incorrectly?
[16:00] playz5373: I FUKKIN TOLLD U
[16:00] Chacranajxy: or are you just this fucking stupid?
[16:00] playz5373: plez leaeve
[16:00] Chacranajxy: leave?
[16:00] playz5373: im gunna sign of
[16:00] Chacranajxy: ok
[16:00] Chacranajxy: do it
[16:00] playz5373: r u sure u kant block ne 1
[16:00] Chacranajxy: slit your wrists too
[16:00] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm sure, rectum pounder
[16:00] playz5373: kuz i want 2 stay on aim but i donwanna talk 2 u ne more
[16:01] playz5373: ur will rite
[16:01] Chacranajxy: well that's a problem
[16:01] Chacranajxy: you can't scam anyone while I'm here, can you?
[16:01] Chacranajxy: I'm harrassing you
[16:01] Chacranajxy: I'll rape you
[16:01] playz5373: y u keep harrasub me
[16:01] playz5373: haha fuck u bitch
[16:01] playz5373: i raped ur asss!
[16:01] Chacranajxy: because you didn't send me my fucking games
[16:01] playz5373: i did!!1
[16:01] Chacranajxy: I sent you a million fuckin' dollar bill
[16:01] playz5373: herez trak number
[16:01] playz5373: 563409860423
[16:01] Chacranajxy: and you sent me nothing
[16:01] playz5373: i jus chek track
[16:01] Chacranajxy: !@#$*()!@#)!@*#
[16:01] playz5373: an it say it wuz send
[16:01] Chacranajxy: you made that up you fuck
[16:01] playz5373: so u lie
[16:01] playz5373: an if u want more of em
[16:01] playz5373: u gotta send $50
[16:01] Chacranajxy: ooohhh
[16:01] Chacranajxy: so a million dollars wasn't enough?
[16:01] playz5373: + $5 tax + $5 ship + $5 resend charge
[16:02] Chacranajxy: nooo, not enough for Phillip
[16:02] playz5373: wait iz diz da 2nd resend
[16:02] playz5373: or iz it anutha
[16:02] Chacranajxy: I'll send you a mail bomb
[16:02] playz5373: u aint seereous
[16:02] playz5373: im gunna beat ur azz
[16:03] Chacranajxy: really?
[16:03] playz5373: wutz ur adrezz again
[16:03] Chacranajxy: aaaaaaaaahahahaah
[16:03] Chacranajxy: c'mon, is this a joke?
[16:03] playz5373: if itz like 3 hourzr from here im gunna beat ur ass
[16:03] Chacranajxy: you don't have a car
[16:03] playz5373: so wut
[16:03] Chacranajxy: you gonna walk here?
[16:03] playz5373: take da bus bitch
[16:03] Chacranajxy: I know you live in like a trailer or some shit
[16:03] playz5373: i have 2 houzes bitch
[16:03] Chacranajxy: really?
[16:03] playz5373: apartment n trailer
[16:03] playz5373: so fuck u
[16:03] Chacranajxy: hmm
[16:03] Chacranajxy: somehow, you don't seem quite as well off as I would've thought
[16:04] Chacranajxy: I'm enjoying your myspace page
[16:04] playz5373: wut
[16:04] Chacranajxy: is that your car in the background?
[16:04] playz5373: how u get to dat
[16:04] Chacranajxy: it's not important
[16:04] Chacranajxy: you really do look homeless
[16:04] Chacranajxy: maybe I shouldn't make fun of poor people like this
[16:04] Chacranajxy: I probably wouldn't if you sent me my fucking games
[16:04] Chacranajxy: and that fucking chair I bought from you
[16:05] playz5373: i don have myspace
[16:05] Chacranajxy: hmm
[16:05] playz5373: also how do u add ppl on myspace
[16:05] Chacranajxy: I'll quote your profile
[16:05] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373

chek it out if u from sb high den u besss get up on dat hola bitch!!!1fuck U FAKE AZZ HOZ AN BITHCES U MUDDAFUKKAZ KN O WH O U R.
[16:05] Chacranajxy: whoa whoa whoa
[16:05] Chacranajxy: what the fuck?
[16:05] Chacranajxy: how do you add ppl on myspace? It's relevant, because you don't have a myspace I suppose
[16:05] Chacranajxy: do you know what "relevant" means?
[16:05] Chacranajxy: You might not
[16:05] Chacranajxy: it has more than five letters in it
[16:06] Chacranajxy: can you count to eight?
[16:06] playz5373: ur gay
[16:06] Chacranajxy: ur gay
[16:06] Chacranajxy: I see you listen to Mike Jones
[16:06] Chacranajxy: is he an inspiration of yours?
[16:06] playz5373: fuck U
[16:06] playz5373: LEAVE ME DA FUKK ALONE
[16:07] Chacranajxy: he is quite the poet when it comes to lyrics
[16:07] Chacranajxy: and a garbage, broke-ass lifestyle
[16:07] playz5373: I WUZ JUS TALKIN 2 PPL ON AIM AN U KEEP INTERUPTIN
[16:07] playz5373: EVERY FUKKIN DAY
[16:07] playz5373: I KANT TAKE U
[16:07] Chacranajxy: I KEEP INTERRUPTIN!?!?!?!
[16:07] playz5373: UWANT UR fuckING GAMEZ ILL SELL EM
[16:07] Chacranajxy: YOU KANT?
[16:07] playz5373: WUTZ UR fuckIN ADREZZ
[16:07] Chacranajxy: WHY NOT KILL YOURSELF
[16:07] Chacranajxy: I WANT MY fuckING GAMES
[16:07] playz5373: JUS LEAVE ME ALONE
[16:07] Chacranajxy: I BOUGHT THEM ALREADY
[16:07] playz5373: WUTZ UR ADREZZ SO I KAN SEND EM
[16:07] Chacranajxy: SEND THEM TO MY fuckING HOUSE
[16:07] Chacranajxy: 1238 WASHINGTON ROAD
[16:07] Chacranajxy: STOCKTON, CA 90124
[16:07] Chacranajxy: MY NAME IS JOSHUA CHANG
[16:07] Chacranajxy: NOT CHENG
[16:07] Chacranajxy: CHANG
[16:07] Chacranajxy: CH A NG
[16:07] playz5373: can u se nd sum ship muney tho
[16:08] Chacranajxy: NO, I ALREADY DID
[16:08] playz5373: jus like $10
[16:08] Chacranajxy: I SENT YOU A MILLION fuckING DOLLARS
[16:08] playz5373: u kno wut
[16:08] playz5373: im not dealin wit diz shyt
[16:08] Chacranajxy: YES
[16:08] Chacranajxy: OH?
[16:08] Chacranajxy: GONNA KILL YOURSEFL?
[16:08] Chacranajxy: GONNA SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD?
[16:08] Chacranajxy: GONNA SMACK YOUR HEAD INTO THE PAVEMENT UNTIL YOU STOP POLLUTING THE EARTH?
[16:08] Chacranajxy: YOU CAN'T RUN
[16:09] Chacranajxy: YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME YOU LITTLE $$$$$$
[16:09] Chacranajxy: YOU KEEP TRYING
[16:09] Chacranajxy: I WILL GET YOU
[16:09] playz5373: dont u dare cum ova here bitch
[16:09] playz5373: ill fuck u up
[16:09] Chacranajxy: oh really?
[16:09] Chacranajxy: you don't even know what I look like
[16:09] Chacranajxy: I know what you look like
[16:09] Chacranajxy: I know where you live
[16:09] Chacranajxy: where you work
[16:09] Chacranajxy: you don't know shit
[16:10] Chacranajxy: I'd be damn careful if I were you
[16:10] playz5373: u dont kno shit bout me boyt
[16:10] Chacranajxy: boyt
[16:10] playz5373: dont u dare try 2 fukk wit my
[16:10] Chacranajxy: I AM fucking with you
[16:10] playz5373: ill fuckin find out bout u
[16:10] playz5373: wutz ur myspace btw'
[16:10] playz5373: im jus wunderin
[16:11] Chacranajxy: uh, it's
[16:11] playz5373: also i jus got ur adrezz rite above cheng
[16:11] Chacranajxy: http://myspace.com/playz5373
[16:11] playz5373: U LIL BITCH fuck U
[16:11] Chacranajxy: WHAT THE fuck DO YOU WANT FROM ME THEN
[16:12] Chacranajxy: WE WILL GET YOU
[16:12] playz5373: U KANT WATCH ME 24/7
[16:12] Chacranajxy: UNLESS I LIVE IN BOSTON
[16:12] playz5373: AN IM GUNNA TAKE A TRIP 2 CALI AN FIND UR AZZ
[16:12] playz5373: SO U BETA SHUT UP
[16:12] playz5373: UVE BEEN WARNE!!!1
[16:12] Chacranajxy: O NOZ
[16:12] Chacranajxy: YOU AND YOUR GANG IS GONNA GET ME
[16:13] Chacranajxy: CAN YOU EVEN AFFORD PLANE TICKETS?
[16:13] Chacranajxy: OR GAS TO GET TO CALI?
[16:13] Chacranajxy: DUMBASS
[16:13] playz5373: u kno wut im, gettin off
[16:13] playz5373: if u want more info
[16:13] Chacranajxy: do it
[16:13] playz5373: go 2 GAYSEX.COM
[16:13] Chacranajxy: is that where you do your business?
[16:13] *** "playz5373" signed off at Thu May 10 16:13:37 2007.


Oh, but that wasn't enough. I started up a second conversation, but he caught on pretty quick. What a clever guy.

[16:10] edesman911: hey
[16:11] playz5373: hi
[16:11] edesman911: hey, this is Rob Lowe
[16:11] edesman911: did you send my games yet?
[16:11] playz5373: fuck U
[16:11] edesman911: WHAT THE fuck?
[16:11] edesman911: YOU fuckING $$$$$$
[16:11] edesman911: ILL STAB YOU IN THE fuckING THROAT
[16:11] edesman911: YOU SCREWED ME OVER
[16:11] playz5373: U KNO WUT IM GONNA BE ON DURING A TIME WHERE U BITCHEZ KANT GET ME
[16:11] edesman911: AND YOU SCREWED OVER JOSHUA
[16:11] playz5373: U GUYZ CANT fuck ROUND 4EVER
[16:12] edesman911: THE fuckING HELL WE CANT
[16:12] playz5373: I DONT SCAM I ONLY SCAM CHENG BECUZ HE FAG fuck U!!11
[16:12] edesman911: WE WILL GET YOU
[16:13] edesman911: HEY
[16:13] *** "playz5373" signed off at Thu May 10 16:13:37 2007.
 
This just can't be real. Nobody can be that much of a dumbass. And if so, how the fuck is he even surviving, or working.

And if you haven't called him yet, I think those prepaid cellphones work, like Virgin mobile or whatever.
 
Now, I couldn't have much of a convo, but apparently, he's been on CAG:

[17:30] vgamesella: buy vid games?
[17:30] vgamesella: ??///?
[17:31] vgamesella: yo????/?
[17:31] vgamesella: buy vid games?
[17:31] vgamesella: omh answer me prik
[17:31] Chacranajxy: oh, phillip
[17:31] vgamesella: buy vid games???????/??
[17:31] Chacranajxy: nice to see you again
[17:32] vgamesella: dis isn't filip
[17:32] vgamesella: buy vid games?
[17:32] Chacranajxy: is this louis tomez then?
[17:32] Chacranajxy: ME AND ROB LOWE ARE GOING TO CUT YOU
[17:32] vgamesella: no
[17:32] vgamesella: i swaer dis isn't filip monez or luis tomez
[17:32] vgamesella: buy vid games?
[17:32] Chacranajxy: A HA
[17:32] Chacranajxy: I never said Phillip Monez
[17:33] Chacranajxy: you filled that in on your own, you fucking idiot
[17:33] vgamesella: u posted cag
[17:33] vgamesella: U POSTED CAG
[17:33] Chacranajxy: is this a question?
[17:33] vgamesella: I GO CAG
[17:33] vgamesella: NO
[17:33] vgamesella: U POSTED NAME ON CAG
[17:33] vgamesella: DATS HOW I NEW
[17:33] Chacranajxy: right
[17:33] Chacranajxy: gimme 5 minutes
[17:34] Chacranajxy: Ill buy some games
[17:34] vgamesella: i got baned from cag tho
[17:34] Chacranajxy: what was your username?
[17:34] vgamesella: wat games u want
[17:34] Chacranajxy: gimme 5 minutes
[17:34] Chacranajxy: hooking up a tv
[17:34] vgamesella: i use account from bugmenot.com
[17:34] Chacranajxy: you might have seen a TV... but I actually own one
[17:34] Chacranajxy: y'know
[17:34] Chacranajxy: so gimme a sec
[17:34] vgamesella: but account banned
[17:34] vgamesella: i hav plasma tv that i got from sellin v games
[17:36] vgamesella: omh it been like 17 fukking mins
[17:37] vgamesella: nigga i got a good tv too
[17:37] vgamesella: omfg answer me
[17:38] vgamesella: i have piosonic PI-2522 tv
[17:38] vgamesella: omfg i u anit bak in 19 mins im gonna go masturbate yo my hentie
[17:38] vgamesella: omfg
[17:38] vgamesella: where da fukk r u
[17:39] vgamesella: OMFGGG
[17:39] vgamesella: U FUKKER
[17:39] vgamesella: HURRY DA FUK UP!!!1!1!
[17:39] vgamesella: buy v games?
[17:41] vgamesella: fukker
[17:41] vgamesella: hurry da fuk up
[17:41] vgamesella: i got bigger diks to ply
[17:42] vgamesella: OMFG
[17:42] vgamesella: I GONNA MASTURBATE NOW

[17:42] vgamesella: BUY
[17:45] Chacranajxy: I'm back
[17:45] Chacranajxy: man, you're obnoxious
[17:46] Chacranajxy: okay, so I want the new Okami
[17:46] Chacranajxy: Okami 2
[17:46] vgamesella: i done nowanyway
[17:46] Chacranajxy: for the Playstation 3
[17:46] vgamesella: okami 2??
[17:46] Chacranajxy: yeah
[17:46] vgamesella: lemme check stock
[17:47] vgamesella: i dunno if i got ps3 ver
[17:48] Chacranajxy: well do you got a pic of it?
[17:48] vgamesella: i looking for ps3
[17:48] vgamesella: i only find ps2
[17:49] Chacranajxy: well, do you have okami 2 for it then?
[17:49] vgamesella: wow i do got it for ps3
[17:49] Chacranajxy: kewl
[17:49] Chacranajxy: i want that then
[17:49] vgamesella: rly?
[17:49] Chacranajxy: but I need to see a pic first so I know what I'm getting
[17:49] vgamesella: k lemme hook up scanner n find da game
[17:49] vgamesella: i found in dbn
[17:51] vgamesella: k i'm scaning now
[17:54] vgamesella: how to edit image?
[17:56] vgamesella: ???
[17:56] vgamesella: how to edit image?
[17:56] Chacranajxy: uhm
[17:56] Chacranajxy: use paint?
[17:57] vgamesella: how to resize?
[17:58] Chacranajxy: use paint again
[17:58] vgamesella: dat wat i meant
[17:58] Chacranajxy: you can do all that in paint
[17:58] Chacranajxy: why do you need to resize anyway
[17:59] vgamesella: edit out scanr
[18:00] Chacranajxy: oh
[18:00] Chacranajxy: ok, jus send me it wen your done
[18:02] vgamesella: y it not work
[18:02] Chacranajxy: i dont know
[18:03] vgamesella: it keep ruining image
[18:04] vgamesella: help plz
[18:08] vgamesella: plz
[18:33] Chacranajxy: you're still talking?
[18:33] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

Wow.
 
[quote name='Inf^Shini']what's with the different nickname? --> vgamesella

These are just fun to read, it's like a daily comic now :D[/QUOTE]

That's the thing, he wanted to stop talking to me from his other name to trick me...
 
I usually can't make it through those conversations. They are so painful.

Pretty great that you are still talking to him after all this time though. I wish somebody around there could go see him. :lol:
 
For the record, I don't actually talk like this... just wanted to rile this sonuvabitch up:

[11:22] playz5373: HEY I HEAR WHAT U DID
[11:22] playz5373: SOME1 IMD ME N SAID U POST ME ON SUM WEB SITE
[11:22] playz5373: WHAT IS DIS WEBSITE
[11:23] playz5373: IZ CHEAPGAME.COM
[11:23] playz5373: DONT U DARE CALL ME... LIER, DUMBASS AGAIN OR I WILL COME OVER 2 CALI AN KICK UR fuckIN ASS
[11:24] Chacranajxy: Lier, Dumbass
[11:24] playz5373: I AM NOT vgamesella, gamesfella, or gametime69
[11:24] playz5373: gameotaku imd me u fucker
[11:24] Chacranajxy: so these are all of your screennames then?
[11:24] Chacranajxy: thanks
[11:24] Chacranajxy: OH NO NOT GAMEOTAKU
[11:24] playz5373: THOSE ARENT I ONLY HAV 2 SKREEN NAMEZ
[11:24] playz5373: ALSO WAT IS THA SITE NAME
[11:24] Chacranajxy: well I know you're vgamesella as well
[11:24] playz5373: I GO 2 CHEAPGAMES AN IT WONT WORK
[11:24] Chacranajxy: it is tradegamesnow.com
[11:25] playz5373: CHEAPGAMES.COM
[11:25] playz5373: GAMEOTAKU TOLD ME IT WUZ CHEAPGAMES.COM
[11:25] playz5373: HE POSTED MANY CONVOS
[11:25] playz5373: AN IT INCLKUDED MANY SKREEN NAMEZ
[11:25] playz5373: DONT U DARE FUKKIN POST MY CONVOS ON WEBSITES
[11:25] Chacranajxy: here's an idea, why not blow me
[11:25] playz5373: ALSO HOW DO U MAKE A NEW SKREEN NAME
[11:25] playz5373: I DONT WANT U IMIN ME NE MORE
[11:25] playz5373: I DONT LIKE U
[11:25] Chacranajxy: I DONT LIKE U EITHER
[11:26] playz5373: CAN U SEND MY THA THREAD ON CHEAPGAMES.COM
[11:26] Chacranajxy: Yeah
[11:26] playz5373: ALSO WOH IS GAMEOTAKU
[11:26] playz5373: Y DID HE IM ME
[11:26] playz5373: HE SAY 10 MEMBERZ MAKE FUN OF ME ON CHEAPGAMES
[11:26] Chacranajxy: YOU MAY BE A $$$$$$ THEN!!11111
[11:26] Chacranajxy: LEMME FIND THE LINK TO THE PLACE WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING MADE FUN OF
[11:27] playz5373: HOW DO I REGISTER CHEAPGAMES.CO MI DONT SEE A DISKUSZZION PLACE
[11:27] Chacranajxy: go to meatspin.com and it'll redirect you
[11:27] playz5373: WUT
[11:27] playz5373: ???????////
[11:27] Chacranajxy: go there and it'll take you to the page
[11:27] playz5373: OK
[11:28] playz5373: U BASTAR!!!11 LIER
[11:28] Chacranajxy: what's wrong?
[11:28] playz5373: DONT U DARE POST MY INFO GAME COM CONVOS ADRESZZ SKREEN NAME ON SITE
[11:28] Chacranajxy: heh, right, I won't
[11:28] Chacranajxy: never again
[11:29] playz5373: ERASE ALL INFO
[11:29] Chacranajxy: what info would this include?
[11:29] playz5373: ALSO I AM NOT VGSELLA
[11:29] Chacranajxy: I have your ebay id and all that shit
[11:29] playz5373: OR GAMEOTAKU
[11:29] playz5373: DONT U DARE POST BAD F/B
[11:29] Chacranajxy: if you want me to take that off, you hafta let me know which one it is
[11:29] playz5373: OR ILL CUM OVA THER RITE NOW
[11:29] Chacranajxy: otherwise I don't know
[11:29] Chacranajxy: eww, please dont
[11:29] Chacranajxy: you'll get me preggo
[11:29] Chacranajxy: I'll take it off once you tell me which ebay id it is
[11:30] Chacranajxy: i don't know right now
[11:30] playz5373: im gonna do 1 thing
[11:30] Chacranajxy: I have a list of them
[11:30] playz5373: i have ur adredzz rite now
[11:30] playz5373: an im gunna take a train ova ther an kick ur azz
[11:30] playz5373: i have ur cuzin ova here rite now
[11:30] Chacranajxy: I don't think there's a single train that runs across the entire US into the ghetto of California
[11:30] Chacranajxy: do you want me to remove your info or not?
[11:31] Chacranajxy: I have a list of people I marked as scammers, and I have no idea which one you are
[11:31] playz5373: im playz5373
[11:31] playz5373: i kep a list of ppl not 2 trade wit
[11:31] Chacranajxy: on ebay?
[11:31] playz5373: an ur on it bitch
[11:31] playz5373: u got me ban from tgn
[11:32] Chacranajxy: I didn't
[11:32] playz5373: yez
[11:32] Chacranajxy: right, well that's not even on my list... you sure that's your ebay account
[11:32] playz5373: list off ppl i don trade wit
[11:37] playz5373: chacranajxy,robetrcon44, moldycheese, juanddixon, sexrobot88, xbox crazy, king_link, batmanroberts, bigcomicbookfan, nevermore24, njdevilsfan, xcardx, jpod, microjets006, ultimatejiggles8
[11:37] Chacranajxy: right
[11:37] playz5373: datz pt 1
[11:37] Chacranajxy: well if you want me to take your various IDs off the list
[11:37] Chacranajxy: you need to let me know your ebay id, your TGN id
[11:38] playz5373: i am ban from tgn KUZ OF FUKKIN U U BTICH WHORE COCK SUCKIN WHORE AZZ BITCH
[11:38] Chacranajxy: I didn't get you banned
[11:38] Chacranajxy: at least tell me the ebay id I need to remove
[11:38] Chacranajxy: so that one doesn't get banned as well
[11:38] playz5373: I
[11:38] Chacranajxy: because it will
[11:38] playz5373: u wanna hack me don u
[11:38] playz5373: ill tell u my name if u giv me ebay nam an apossword
[11:38] playz5373: urz
[11:39] Chacranajxy: it doesn't work that way
[11:39] Chacranajxy: I can get your account shut down
[11:39] Chacranajxy: you can't do the same to me
[11:39] playz5373: ALSO SEND $15 IN THA MAIL
[11:39] Chacranajxy: if you want to continue selling on ebay
[11:39] playz5373: 2
[11:39] Chacranajxy: are you a fucking idiot?
[11:39] Chacranajxy: yeah yeah, phillip monez
[11:39] playz5373: 395 washington st, boston, ma 2108
[11:39] playz5373: 01208
[11:39] playz5373: ill sen it bak i promose
[11:40] Chacranajxy: alright fine
[11:40] Chacranajxy: I'll have your ebay account shut down within the week
[11:40] Chacranajxy: I'm not dealing with this bullshit
[11:40] playz5373: ILL CUM OAV THER 2MOORORW IF U FUKCIN SHUT ME DOWN AGAIN BITCH
[11:40] Chacranajxy: i will do it unless you tell me which name to remove from the list
[11:40] playz5373: U KAN EXPEKT ME IN UR APRTMNT PADIO 2MORROW
[11:40] Chacranajxy: quite frankly, i don't care what happens to you
[11:40] playz5373: r u on tha 1st floor of aprtmnt
[11:41] playz5373: iz ur aprtment above shops
[11:41] playz5373: if so wutz ur aprtmnt #
[11:41] Chacranajxy: yawn
[11:41] playz5373: wutz ur adrezz, aptment #, an phone
[11:41] playz5373: jus so i kan send sum gamez ova ther
[11:42] Chacranajxy: sorry, ive lost interest
[11:42] Chacranajxy: im just going to shut down your account
[11:42] playz5373: i found u post my convoz
[11:42] Chacranajxy: since you refuse to help me out and tell me which one you are
[11:42] playz5373: http://www.anything4free.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=73668&mode=threaded&pid=477197
[11:42] playz5373: SO UR FROM ANYTHIN 4 FREE RNT U
[11:43] playz5373: U GOT ME BAN THER AZ WELL
[11:43] playz5373: IM GUNNA BE @ UR HOUSE AT 6 AM 2MORROW
[11:43] playz5373: IF U DON GO OUTSIDE
[11:43] Chacranajxy: do you want this to continue?
[11:43] playz5373: ILL BE WAITING ALL DAY
[11:43] playz5373: so ulll have 2 kum out
[11:43] Chacranajxy: you won't be able to sell anything anymore
[11:43] playz5373: OR SEND $30 2 MY ADDY
[11:43] playz5373: AN I WON DO DIS
[11:43] playz5373: I HAVE MILIONZ OF KUSTOMZ
[11:43] playz5373: ALL MY KUSTOMERZ R HAPPE
[11:44] Chacranajxy: really?
[11:44] Chacranajxy: so what's up with the 56% positive feedback on ebay?
[11:44] playz5373: I WANT MY FRE EIPOD AZ WELL
[11:44] playz5373: SEND ME MY FREE IPOD
[11:44] playz5373: R U RNSUPPORTJ
[11:44] playz5373: RNSUPPORTJAY
[11:44] playz5373: if U r den I kNow WheRE u =@
[11:44] playz5373: I wAnt My FreE iPdoZ
[11:44] playz5373: i WaNT my MoNEY
[11:44] playz5373: aN iF u DonT sENd IT
[11:44] Chacranajxy: I want to reinstigate slavery for people like you
[11:45] playz5373: iM cOmin 4 u
[11:45] playz5373: iM cOMIN 4 U cHAcRanAJxY!!11
[11:45] playz5373: BitCh qwATcH ouT
[11:45] playz5373: iF I dONT gEt
[11:45] playz5373: mY fREe IpoD
[11:45] playz5373: mY $50
[11:45] playz5373: + $10 ship
[11:45] playz5373: AnD my FreE xBGO 360
[11:45] playz5373: By ThuRz
[11:45] playz5373: IlL bne @ uRhOuzZE
[11:45] playz5373: kICkIN uR Aazz
[11:45] playz5373: BITCH WATCH OUT
[11:45] *** "playz5373" signed off at Sat May 12 11:45:49 2007.
[11:46] *** "playz5373" signed on at Sat May 12 11:46:09 2007.
[11:46] playz5373: WaTch OUt
[11:46] Chacranajxy: get disconnected there, rectum pounder
[11:46] Chacranajxy: fuck you, nigger
[11:46] playz5373: fUcK u CrAcKA
[11:46] playz5373: U BITCH CRACKA
[11:46] playz5373: IM GUNNA FIND U AN U GON BE SORRE!111
[11:47] playz5373: IM LEAVIN IN 5 MINZ ON DA BUZX
[11:47] Chacranajxy: o yeah?
[11:47] Chacranajxy: kewl
[11:47] playz5373: ILL BE THER 21MORROW
[11:47] playz5373: BITHC U BEST WATCH OTU
[11:47] playz5373: I BITCH SLAP KRACKAZ LIK U
[11:47] *** "playz5373" signed off at Sat May 12 11:47:21 2007.
 
Great, the next episode on "meeting of the minds"!

Hey, did you actually send him something via mail?

Did you put some random return address?
 
[quote name='Inf^Shini']Great, the next episode on "meeting of the minds"!

Hey, did you actually send him something via mail?

Did you put some random return address?[/QUOTE]

I actually sent him one of those novelty million dollar bills at Walgreens and included a note that said "keep the change." I made up some bullshit return address that I can't remember.
 
lol

Every single account that he has is playz5373... shouldn't that be his ebay account?

Oh, and did you read that convo with the guy from Anything4Free... it is freaken funny...

http://www.anything4free.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=73668&mode=threaded&pid=477197

here is a little quote from that dialogue...
playz5373: lik is there a system 2 verify kreditz
RNSupportJay: Yes, all of the offers have these systems implemented.
playz5373: is there n e way 2 get past em
playz5373: im jus sayin
playz5373: so ppl dont do dat
playz5373: so i kan tell em not to
RNSupportJay: No there is not. That also would be against the law.
playz5373: wat law
playz5373: us law or ma law
RNSupportJay: US Law.
playz5373: does it apply 2 ma tho
RNSupportJay: Yes you live in the US...
playz5373: sumtimez hterez exceptionz
 
So the fact that he's been polluting other sites... doesn't that sorta prove it's not a CAG that's just being retarded... continually?

Anyway, I personally think that these convos on CAG are better. Thanks to the excessive profanity and legitimate pics.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']So the fact that he's been polluting other sites... doesn't that sorta prove it's not a CAG that's just being retarded... continually?

Anyway, I personally think that these convos on CAG are better. Thanks to the excessive profanity and legitimate pics.[/quote]

Lol true. I can't imagine how stupid this guy really is. Asking a support person from a website if he wants to buy games...
 
[quote name='Lobsterjohnson']You gotta trick this guy into doing something....but what. Making him go to the PD would be really funny.[/QUOTE]

Man, if someone can find out the address of the local PD, I will so fucking try and trick him into going there to kick my ass.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']Man, if someone can find out the address of the local PD, I will so fucking try and trick him into going there to kick my ass.[/QUOTE]

Well the BPD HQ is on the corner of Tremont St and Ruggles St in Roxbury, MA.
 
heh, depasc, I can't tell if you're serious or joking, but I just wanted to see how he'd react that once. Okay kthx.

More importantly, WIP. New convo up today lawlz.
 
2 convos had at once. One mean, one not. This guy must have a very short term memory

[10:34] Chacranajxy: hey, where was you, motherfucker?
[10:34] Chacranajxy: I was waiting with my shotgun
[10:34] playz5373: fuck U BITCH
[10:34] playz5373: ILL fuck U UP IF U SAY SHIT
[10:34] Chacranajxy: I thought you were going to
[10:34] Chacranajxy: now send my shit, or I'll stab you in the throat
[10:34] playz5373: i tahgut i d be nize an not do it
[10:34] playz5373: but i guezz i gutta no bitch
[10:35] Chacranajxy: you can't afford to take the bus across the country
[10:35] Chacranajxy: y'ol bastuhd
[10:35] playz5373: SHUT DA FUKK UP U DON KNO SHIT BOUT ME BITCH
[10:35] playz5373: STOP IMIN ME
[10:35] Chacranajxy: except for your name
[10:35] Chacranajxy: address
[10:35] playz5373: I DONT WAN2 TALK 2 U
[10:35] Chacranajxy: social security number
[10:35] Chacranajxy: etc
[10:35] Chacranajxy: y'know
[10:35] playz5373: IFU WANT ME 2 SEND SHYT ouT dEn
[10:35] playz5373: pIk 3 MoRE gASmEz FrOM mY lIst
[10:36] Chacranajxy: where's your list
[10:36] playz5373: ANd I will SeND uR LDo AzZ sHIt Out
[10:36] playz5373: I gOTz KrAkDoWn
[10:36] playz5373: GoDz oFwArZ
[10:36] Chacranajxy: YO ON THA REAL FAMO YOU ARE NO HELP AT ALL, GO EAT A PACK OF CORN NUTS.. IF ANYONE CAN HELP THAS WASSUP BECUZ IM ABOUT TO BE THE 1ST PERSON TO MAKE A FLYING PS2 CUZ AS FAR AS IM GONNA THROW IT THIS SHIT AIN'T NEVER GONNA COME DOWN!!!!
[10:37] playz5373: FUC U BITCCHHHZ ILL fuckIN KICK UR AZZ AN fuck U UP ILL THRO UR AZZ UP IN DA AIR
[10:37] Chacranajxy: what the fuck?
[10:37] Chacranajxy: are you retarded?
[10:37] playz5373: r u retarded
[10:37] playz5373: u say u gunna thro me in da air n sum shit
[10:37] Chacranajxy: well... can u answer my question first
[10:37] playz5373: ill thro u in da air bithc well see wut happen
[10:37] Chacranajxy: I'll break yo face
[10:38] Chacranajxy: Fred Durst Style
[10:38] playz5373: ILL fuck U UP
[10:38] playz5373: fukk u bitch
[10:38] Chacranajxy: IMON BRAKE YO FAAACE
[10:38] playz5373: STOP IMIN ME
[10:38] Chacranajxy: NO
[10:38] playz5373: I DON WANT2 TALK 2 U
[10:38] Chacranajxy: I will not
[10:38] Chacranajxy: sell me some shit
[10:38] playz5373: WEN I GOT ON AIM Y U KEEP IMIN ME
[10:38] playz5373: i don sell gamez
[10:38] playz5373: neva did
[10:38] Chacranajxy: LET ME SEE YOUR EBAY LISTINGS SO I CAN BUY SHIT
[10:38] playz5373: buuut if u wanna buy sum sum1 i kno duez
[10:38] playz5373: u SuCk DiCk
[10:39] Chacranajxy: I do not do any such thing
[10:39] playz5373: i do wanna talk 2 u
[10:39] playz5373: stop min me plez
[10:39] Chacranajxy: I wanna buy some stuff
[10:39] Chacranajxy: who are these people that sell shit
[10:39] playz5373: jose rodriguez
[10:39] playz5373: he sellz da shit
[10:39] Chacranajxy: and how can I talk to him?
[10:39] playz5373: ill ge him
[10:39] playz5373: HI IM JOZE
[10:40] Chacranajxy: You spelled your own name wrong?
[10:40] playz5373: I SELL GAMEZ N N E THING U WANT
[10:40] playz5373: WAT GAMEZ U WANT
[10:40] Chacranajxy: do you have anything I can bid on on Ebay
[10:40] playz5373: U WANNA HACK ME FUKK U BITCH
[10:40] Chacranajxy: WHAT THE fuck I JUST WANT TO BUY SOMETHING
[10:40] playz5373: IM COMIN 4 U BIITCH
[10:40] playz5373: BEST STAE PUT WEN WE CUM BITCH
[10:40] Chacranajxy: y
[10:40] playz5373: im gettin phil bak on
[10:40] playz5373: yo diz iz phil wutz happenin u fag
[10:41] Chacranajxy: WHAT THE fuck
[10:41] Chacranajxy: I want to talk to Joze
[10:41] playz5373: go 2 www.UsuKnuTZ.Com
[10:42] Chacranajxy: so... that site doesn't work
[10:42] Chacranajxy: fuckin' $$$$$$
[10:43] playz5373: FukK U
[10:43] Chacranajxy: fuck YOU TOO
[10:46] Chacranajxy: fag
[10:46] playz5373: Fukk UbitCh
[10:46] playz5373: StoP ImIN mE
[10:46] Chacranajxy: I am going to stab you
[10:46] playz5373: oR I Ll Be TheR rITe nOW
[10:47] Chacranajxy: really?
[10:47] playz5373: Im IN fRont Of Ur HouzE rITE nOW
[10:47] Chacranajxy: I dare you
[10:47] Chacranajxy: I motherfuckin' dare you
[10:47] playz5373: DonmAKe ME aNGry
[10:47] playz5373: U wOULDenT LIKE Me WHen IM angry BItCH
[10:47] Chacranajxy: why? will you try and rape me, you $$$$$$?
[10:47] playz5373: iLl TEach U a leZZon BitCh!11
[10:47] Chacranajxy: how?
[10:47] playz5373: HOW DDO U BLOK SUM1 ON AIM
[10:47] Chacranajxy: you didn't even finish school
[10:47] Chacranajxy: dumbfuck
[10:48] playz5373: HOWDO U KNO BITCH U DO KNO SHIT FUKK U
[10:49] Chacranajxy: oh
[10:49] Chacranajxy: I know
[10:49] Chacranajxy: because I live in Boston
[10:50] playz5373: WHO R U
[10:50] Chacranajxy: heheheheh
[10:51] playz5373: LETME KNO BITCH
[10:51] Chacranajxy: okay
[10:51] Chacranajxy: well if you want to settle this
[10:51] playz5373: illfindur azz
[10:51] Chacranajxy: or try and sell me sum games
[10:51] playz5373: ill fuck u da fukk up
[10:51] Chacranajxy: my address is [Please note, I am giving him the address to the Boston PD]
[10:51] Chacranajxy: 69 paris st
[10:51] Chacranajxy: east boston, MA
[10:51] playz5373: IM GUNNA FUK U UP BITCH
[10:51] Chacranajxy: 02128
[10:51] Chacranajxy: do it
[10:51] Chacranajxy: I dare you
[10:51] Chacranajxy: write that down
[10:51] Chacranajxy: bring a gun
[10:51] playz5373: 2NIT IM GUNNA BE @ UR DOOR
[10:51] playz5373: UR GUNNA B SORRY U DID SHIT BITCH
[10:51] playz5373: DIZWILL TDACH LEZZON 2 U
[10:51] Chacranajxy: yeah, I bet
[10:51] Chacranajxy: I'll murda you
[10:52] Chacranajxy: 187 MOTHER fuckER
[10:52] Chacranajxy: 1
[10:52] Chacranajxy: 8
[10:52] Chacranajxy: 7
[10:52] playz5373: FUKK U
[10:52] playz5373: SUKK MY DICK U GOT NO BALLZ BITCCH
[10:52] Chacranajxy: then you must not have much interest in me
[10:52] Chacranajxy: fag
[10:54] Chacranajxy: I'm gonna get you
[10:54] Chacranajxy: I will be waiting
[10:54] Chacranajxy: so you'd better show up
[10:54] playz5373: U KNO WUT BITCH
[10:54] playz5373: HOW OLD R U
[10:54] Chacranajxy: old enough to see that you're a pussy
[10:55] Chacranajxy: you afraid?
[10:55] playz5373: UR PROLLY SUM PUNK AZZ KID
[10:55] Chacranajxy: afraid to bring your knives and guns
[10:55] playz5373: LIK 12 YEARZ OL
[10:55] Chacranajxy: yeah, right
[10:55] Chacranajxy: a 12 year old that makes you look like a retard
[10:55] playz5373: WUTZ UR MYSPACE
[10:55] Chacranajxy: hope you feel good about that
[10:55] Chacranajxy: uhm it's
[10:55] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[10:55] playz5373: DATZ MINE BIGTCH FAGET
[10:56] Chacranajxy: nuh uh
[10:56] playz5373: IM CUMIN W4 U BOY
[10:56] playz5373: U BEZT WATCH OUT UR BAK
[10:56] Chacranajxy: well, just so you know
[10:56] playz5373: U GOT KONNEKTZIONZ IN BOSTON CALI ETC IGOT KONNECTIONZ ALL OVA WORLD
[10:56] Chacranajxy: I will shoot you
[10:56] playz5373: i go homiez down lal ova da wurld so u bezt watch out
[10:56] playz5373: u betat be hom2day btch
[10:56] Chacranajxy: I will be
[10:57] Chacranajxy: waiting for your rabid ass to come by so I can end you
[10:57] playz5373: hahahhaha puzzy bitch
[10:58] Chacranajxy: i will get you
[10:59] Chacranajxy: I WILL GET YOU
[10:59] Chacranajxy: FAG
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] playz5373: IM CUMIN 4 U RITE NOW BITCH
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: yeah, whatever
[11:00] Chacranajxy: you're scared
[11:00] playz5373: ALZO I TELL OTHA PPL ON INTERNET NOT 2 SELL FROM U
[11:00] playz5373: SO UR GUNNA BE POOR BITCH
[11:00] playz5373: IM GUNNA SPREAD INFO BOUT U ON DA INTANET
[11:00] Chacranajxy: because my 6 figure salary wont cut it
[11:00] playz5373: AN OVA DA CITY
[11:01] playz5373: $6 SALARY HAH BITCH
[11:01] playz5373: IM CUMIN 4 U BITCH
[11:01] Chacranajxy: hahaha... yeah
[11:01] Chacranajxy: sure
[11:01] *** "playz5373" signed off at Fri May 18 11:01:14 2007.

[10:40] edesman911: hi, I heard you sell stuff
[10:41] playz5373: yea wutz up
[10:41] playz5373: wut site u frum
[10:41] edesman911: I'm from TGN
[10:41] edesman911: tho I know you haven't been there in a while
[10:41] playz5373: yo wut up
[10:41] playz5373: well sum1 lie an getme ban
[10:41] playz5373: faget
[10:41] playz5373: wut do u want
[10:42] playz5373: frum tgN
[10:42] playz5373: wut GaMeZ
[10:42] edesman911: I was hoping to get a copy of Gradius VI
[10:42] playz5373: or do u have gamez 2 sell
[10:42] playz5373: letme chek
[10:42] edesman911: and yeah, I'm trying to sell some shit like Suikoden II and Valkyrie Profile
[10:42] playz5373: i mite hav 1
[10:42] edesman911: noone seems to want 'em though
[10:42] playz5373: i got gradius iv
[10:42] playz5373: doez gamez suk dey frum lik 94
[10:42] edesman911: no no, gradius VI
[10:42] edesman911: that just came out last year
[10:42] playz5373: dey only worth lik $1 ech
[10:42] playz5373: gradius vi jus kame out las week
[10:43] playz5373: I GOT IT BRAN NEW@!!!
[10:43] edesman911: do you have a pic of it
[10:43] edesman911: just to make sure
[10:43] edesman911: cause I know I want that
[10:43] playz5373: umm i thinkigot 1
[10:43] playz5373: but itz in my otha computa
[10:43] edesman911: I'll give you those two shitty RPGs Suikoden II and Valkyrie Profile if you gimme it
[10:43] playz5373: nO
[10:43] playz5373: gradiuz iz worth like $60
[10:43] playz5373: itz a ps3 game
[10:43] edesman911: so you want more money on top of that?
[10:44] playz5373: ill give u 10% dizkount!!1
[10:44] edesman911: kewl
[10:44] edesman911: but I need a pic first
[10:44] playz5373: ok sen em 2
[10:44] playz5373: phil monez
[10:44] playz5373: 395 washington st, boston, man 02108
[10:44] playz5373: sen both gamez
[10:44] playz5373: n sen $65
[10:44] playz5373: pluz $5 shipan $7 tax
[10:44] edesman911: dude, I need proof you have the game though
[10:44] playz5373: wut proof
[10:45] playz5373: her u wana tal 2 sum1 i trad wit b4
[10:45] edesman911: a picture of the game
[10:45] playz5373: wut game
[10:45] edesman911: Gradius VI
[10:45] playz5373: i hav 1
[10:45] playz5373: itz 4 ps3 rite
[10:45] edesman911: yah, so can I see a picture of it
[10:45] edesman911: yea
[10:45] playz5373: ok i got it rite now!111
[10:45] edesman911: nice
[10:45] playz5373: problem iz muh kamera ranout of batteryz juize
[10:46] edesman911: dam
[10:46] playz5373: soi got 2 fin more batteryz

[10:46] edesman911: okay, that's fine
[10:46] playz5373: itz gunna tak lik 1 sekond tho
[10:46] edesman911: thas koo
[10:48] playz5373: iz it bluray ps3
[10:48] edesman911: yeah
[10:52] playz5373: i GOT it
[10:52] edesman911: awesome
[10:52] edesman911: got a link?
[10:52] playz5373: i guezz
[10:52] edesman911: so... can I see the picture?
[10:52] playz5373: uhh yeha hol on a sek
[10:53] playz5373: i think diz iz it
[10:53] playz5373:
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[10:53] playz5373: iz dat it
[10:53] edesman911: yeah, that looks pretty much like it
[10:53] playz5373: ok
[10:53] edesman911: and is brand new?
[10:54] playz5373: bran new
[10:54] playz5373: neva been open!1
[10:54] edesman911: cool
[10:54] edesman911: I'll send that money and those games today then
[10:54] edesman911: one other game I was wondering about though
[10:54] playz5373: ill sen out wen i get em
[10:54] playz5373: ye i got it
[10:54] edesman911: Rhythm Tengoku for the Dreamcast
[10:55] playz5373: i got it
[10:55] playz5373: $50
[10:55] edesman911: I need a pic of that too and then I'll send you whatever you want for it
[10:57] playz5373: i have apik but it wont work
[10:57] playz5373: but sum1 jus orda dat frum me herez der komment
[10:57] playz5373: "KAM BRAN NEW GR8 GAME PLAYZ5373 BEST SELLA ON DA WEB"
[10:57] edesman911: was taht on ebay?
[10:57] playz5373: jus sen muney
[10:57] playz5373: i gutta go sumwherez son
[10:57] edesman911: yeah, that's coo
[10:57] playz5373: ok wen u gunna sen
[10:57] edesman911: are you sellin' anything else on ebay though?
[10:58] edesman911: cause I just got an account
[10:58] edesman911: so I Wanna buy some stuff
[10:58] playz5373: ok igutta head out tho
[10:58] playz5373: wher do u liv
[10:58] edesman911: i mainly want dc games
[10:58] playz5373: ur not in ma r u
[10:58] edesman911: I live in Florida
[10:58] playz5373: ok goo
[10:58] playz5373: alzo ur on ebay rite
[10:58] edesman911: yeah
[10:58] playz5373: don eva trade wit sum1 name chacranajxy
[10:58] edesman911: sure, I won't
[10:58] playz5373: hez a puzzy bitchh an im gunna fin hiz azz l8r
[10:59] playz5373: he rip me off
[10:59] edesman911: but if I wanna buy stuff from you, how can I do that/
[10:59] playz5373: i sen him $800 4 a ps3
[10:59] playz5373: an he send me a supa nitendo
[10:59] edesman911: what an asshole
[10:59] playz5373: ok well iguttz go
[10:59] edesman911: sigh, okay
[10:59] edesman911: I'll send the money today
[10:59] playz5373: ALZO DID ANY1 ON TGN SAY N E THIN BOUT ME
[10:59] playz5373: IF DEY DO TELL EM SHJUTDA FUKK UP
[10:59] playz5373: alzo thanx 4 buyin
[10:59] edesman911: nobody's said anything
[10:59] playz5373: satizfaktion guarantee
[11:00] playz5373: alzo anything4free.com don go ther
[11:00] playz5373: bad site
[11:00] playz5373: dey meet ppl an rape em
[11:00] edesman911: err... okay
[11:00] edesman911: whaa???
[11:01] *** "playz5373" signed off at Fri May 18 11:01:14 2007.
 
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