The OFFICIAL Trade Scams Thread: A Meeting of the Minds

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[14:21] Chacranajxy: hey
[14:21] playz5373: hi wat do u want
[14:21] Chacranajxy: um... my fucking games
[14:21] Chacranajxy: I thought you were coming over
[14:21] Chacranajxy: to die
[14:21] playz5373: we neva tallk b4
[14:21] *** "playz5373" signed off at Mon May 21 14:21:39 2007.
 
Wow...

daroga28 (3:52:21 PM): Hey man
playz5373 (3:52:24 PM): yo
daroga28 (3:52:30 PM): how's it going?
playz5373 (3:52:33 PM): good who u
playz5373 (3:52:37 PM): do i kno u
playz5373 (3:52:41 PM): did u go 2 sb>???
daroga28 (3:52:52 PM): I don't think so, a friend recommened me to
you to buy some games from
daroga28 (3:52:59 PM): do you have paypal?
playz5373 (3:53:07 PM): noo u kan jus sen $$
playz5373 (3:53:22 PM): if i buy sumthin from u tho ill sen u paypal
daroga28 (3:53:35 PM): you'll send me paypal if I buy something?
playz5373 (3:53:39 PM): alzo wut site rekkomend me
daroga28 (3:54:04 PM): a friend of mine, not sure what internet name
he uses
playz5373 (3:54:08 PM): o
playz5373 (3:54:12 PM): he buy gamez frum me??//
daroga28 (3:54:14 PM): I know him like IRL lol!
playz5373 (3:54:27 PM): wut do u want
daroga28 (3:54:34 PM): well, you runnin any sales?
playz5373 (3:54:42 PM): i mite
playz5373 (3:54:49 PM): bes pricez on da webb...
playz5373 (3:54:57 PM): all gamez r brand new to
playz5373 (3:55:02 PM): wait were u frum
playz5373 (3:55:08 PM): wut state
daroga28 (3:55:15 PM): Oregon
playz5373 (3:55:18 PM): ok jus wunderin
playz5373 (3:55:22 PM): 2 maek sure
playz5373 (3:55:25 PM): ok wut gamez u lookin 4
playz5373 (3:55:30 PM): i kan chek 2 see if dey on sale
daroga28 (3:55:52 PM): Well, you know how cause of contractz and
stuff Nintendo had to make that Mario Time Warp game
for the PS1? I'd like to get ahold of that.
daroga28 (3:55:56 PM): I know its rare
daroga28 (3:56:04 PM): but my buddy said you had the hookup
playz5373 (3:56:09 PM): welli kan chek
playz5373 (3:56:13 PM): i thank i got sum of em
daroga28 (3:56:15 PM): ok
playz5373 (3:56:17 PM): i kan chek yo
daroga28 (3:56:23 PM): That would be awesome
daroga28 (3:56:28 PM): I've been looking everywhere for it
playz5373 (3:56:34 PM): i got it
daroga28 (3:56:39 PM): I'll buy it at a high price!
playz5373 (3:56:43 PM): las kopy top
playz5373 (3:56:48 PM): so itz gunna be high price
playz5373 (3:56:50 PM): but itz on sale
playz5373 (3:56:52 PM): so lik sum off
daroga28 (3:57:00 PM): I need a picture of it though, you know, just
to be sure
playz5373 (3:57:06 PM): um y
daroga28 (3:57:19 PM): well, I'm sure you're legit, but I've been
scammed, and HARD before
daroga28 (3:57:23 PM): It didn't feel natural
playz5373 (3:57:36 PM): well ur frend buy frum me b4
daroga28 (3:57:36 PM): so I want to just double check that you've got
it, ok?
playz5373 (3:57:42 PM): wut systemz it 4 gain
daroga28 (3:57:46 PM): PS1
playz5373 (3:58:05 PM): um ok
playz5373 (3:58:27 PM): well i got da pik rite here
daroga28 (3:58:48 PM): awesome, can ya send it over?
playz5373 (3:58:55 PM): itz in my otha pik tho
playz5373 (3:58:59 PM): so u gunna hav 2 wait
daroga28 (3:59:04 PM): howlong?
playz5373 (3:59:07 PM): lik 1 sek
daroga28 (3:59:11 PM): ok
daroga28 (4:00:19 PM): it's been like 6 seks already
playz5373 (4:00:28 PM): uhhh bpatinet
playz5373 (4:00:51 PM): itz playstataion rite?!?
daroga28 (4:00:54 PM): yes
daroga28 (4:01:09 PM): You have a car?
playz5373 (4:01:12 PM): yez
playz5373 (4:01:18 PM): i gotz a few aktually
daroga28 (4:01:41 PM): I just got my third corvette last night
daroga28 (4:01:45 PM): love those fraking thinfgs
daroga28 (4:01:52 PM): its a 73, mint condition
playz5373 (4:01:55 PM): i got dat to
daroga28 (4:01:57 PM): like 8k miles
playz5373 (4:02:01 PM): i got it
daroga28 (4:02:08 PM): Actually, it's so new it has negative miles, you
know?
playz5373 (4:02:14 PM): yeh
playz5373 (4:02:42 PM): wutz da game kall agian
playz5373 (4:02:50 PM): jus chekin make sure rite 1
daroga28 (4:02:53 PM): Mario Time Warp, I thought you had it?
playz5373 (4:02:57 PM): i do
playz5373 (4:03:03 PM): i got da sekon 1 2 tho
playz5373 (4:03:10 PM): marioz warp pipe 1 an 2
daroga28 (4:03:25 PM): One time I filled the trunk up with $10 bills
and had my friend in his huimmer rearend me and send
money flying all over the street, just to watch people
chase it. Ever done that?
playz5373 (4:03:43 PM): i donnno
daroga28 (4:03:58 PM): I'd think you'd remember doing something
like that
daroga28 (4:04:00 PM): it was a lot of money
daroga28 (4:04:04 PM): but worth it, right?
playz5373 (4:04:10 PM): wtf
daroga28 (4:04:19 PM): anyway, I have a stack of cash here waiting
for this game, you got the pic yet?
playz5373 (4:04:32 PM): yez
playz5373 (4:04:35 PM): rite here
daroga28 (4:04:51 PM): send it on over
playz5373 (4:06:45 PM): DO U NEED date on it
daroga28 (4:06:52 PM): nah
daroga28 (4:07:03 PM): just the pic would be good
playz5373 (4:07:56 PM): HeRE iT IZ
daroga28 (4:09:38 PM): Do you ever step inside a garbage can, just to
see what garbage feels liek when it's all crammed in
there? Can really give you perspective.
daroga28 (4:09:43 PM): Where's the picture?
playz5373 (4:09:52 PM): itz rite here.
daroga28 (4:10:01 PM): awesome
daroga28 (4:10:07 PM): can you actually send it to me?
playz5373 (4:10:08 PM): here u goez
daroga28 (4:10:10 PM): awesome
playz5373 (4:10:11 PM): um yea
playz5373 (4:10:14 PM): i kan i guezz
playz5373 (4:10:18 PM): u neva saw da game cova did u
daroga28 (4:10:28 PM): a long, long time ago
daroga28 (4:10:38 PM): I don't remember what it looks like
playz5373 (4:10:39 PM):
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3674/marioah7.png
daroga28 (4:11:48 PM): isn't it funny how the box art back then
looked like someone with no talent spent 5 minutes
copying and pasting things into Paint to make it? So
weird!
daroga28 (4:11:56 PM): So, with the sale, will $500 cover the game?
playz5373 (4:12:05 PM): pluz ship an tax
playz5373 (4:12:09 PM): but i will give ue free tax + ship
playz5373 (4:12:11 PM): kuz itz on sale
daroga28 (4:12:15 PM): awesome
daroga28 (4:12:18 PM): so how much then?
playz5373 (4:12:20 PM): sen it 2
playz5373 (4:12:23 PM): philip monez
playz5373 (4:12:34 PM): 395 washington st boston ma 02108
playz5373 (4:12:40 PM): $500 i guezz
playz5373 (4:12:43 PM): u say $500 rite?/
daroga28 (4:12:51 PM): No, I said $5.00
playz5373 (4:13:01 PM): uhh no
playz5373 wants to directly connect (4:13:10 PM).
daroga28 (4:13:30 PM): what's this?
playz5373 has not responded; no connection was
made. Make sure that your Buddy is using the
latest version of AIM. Changing your settings in the
Firewall preference may help. Also both you and
your Buddy may need to adjust the settings of the
firewall software on your individual networks (4:13:41 PM).
daroga28 (4:13:53 PM): I was just jokin with ya
playz5373 (4:13:53 PM): daroga28 (4:12:58 PM): i pay u $500
playz5373 (4:13:57 PM): datz wut u say
daroga28 (4:14:09 PM): that's not what I said at all
daroga28 (4:14:18 PM): But I'll pay you $500 cause I said so
playz5373 (4:14:23 PM): okkkkkk
daroga28 (4:14:25 PM): well, can me make it $300
daroga28 (4:14:26 PM): ?
daroga28 (4:14:30 PM): Cause I want to get other stuff too
playz5373 (4:14:36 PM): $400
daroga28 (4:14:44 PM): $300.01
playz5373 (4:14:50 PM): jus send $700 an i will sen u lik 20 gamez
daroga28 (4:15:04 PM): well, we have to talk about each game first
daroga28 (4:15:13 PM): I'm not just going to waste money, you know?
playz5373 (4:15:15 PM): jeez man
playz5373 (4:15:19 PM): good gamez i wll sen
daroga28 (4:15:25 PM): I have a car wrecking money-flying habbit to
feed yet
playz5373 (4:15:37 PM): wat
daroga28 (4:15:39 PM): Ok, the second thing I want is really, really
rare, I doubt you have it, but what the heck?
playz5373 (4:15:47 PM): i have it
playz5373 (4:15:59 PM): send da muney 2nite or 2morrow thx
daroga28 (4:16:06 PM): you sure, I haven't even told you what it is
playz5373 (4:16:13 PM): mario warp pipe
daroga28 (4:16:18 PM): no, I want something else too
daroga28 (4:16:27 PM): but a piece of game hardware
daroga28 (4:16:53 PM): The Sony Sega CD attachemnt for the
Dreamcast. It pluugs intoo the modem, you know?
daroga28 (4:16:57 PM): it was like an add-on
playz5373 (4:16:59 PM): i got it
daroga28 (4:17:00 PM): very rare
playz5373 (4:17:02 PM): send da muney now
daroga28 (4:17:07 PM): I'd pay a ton for that
daroga28 (4:17:10 PM): can I get a pic first?
playz5373 (4:17:32 PM): y ui want pik
daroga28 (4:17:50 PM): because there's very few of these in the world
daroga28 (4:17:57 PM): just want to make sure I don't get screwed
again
playz5373 (4:18:08 PM): no i got it bran new frum nitnedno
playz5373 (4:18:19 PM): trus me itz new
daroga28 (4:18:22 PM): Nintendo didn't make it
playz5373 (4:18:24 PM): ur friend order 1 frum me
playz5373 (4:18:27 PM): didnt say dey did
daroga28 (4:18:28 PM): I think you're lying to me
playz5373 (4:18:35 PM): neva say nintendo make it lol
daroga28 (4:18:48 PM): my friend bought 40 copies of Hamserz Life
from you for the DS, not that
playz5373 (4:18:55 PM): wt
playz5373 (4:18:57 PM): wtf
playz5373 (4:19:10 PM): ok wut do u want pik off
daroga28 (4:19:29 PM): the Sony Sega CD attachemnt for the
Dreamcast. It pluugs intoo the modem, you know?
playz5373 (4:19:39 PM): i got it
daroga28 (4:19:47 PM): can I get a pic?
playz5373 (4:19:54 PM): y
daroga28 (4:20:28 PM): so I know you have it and aren't just going to
take my $2000 and run to Mexiconney Island, you
know?
playz5373 (4:20:32 PM): http://www.rolentapress.com/rolenta/collection/sega/segacd.jpg
playz5373 (4:20:39 PM): u plug it in on da top
playz5373 (4:21:43 PM): u gunna send now
daroga28 (4:22:07 PM): no, that's the Sega CD
daroga28 (4:22:10 PM): for the Genesis
playz5373 (4:22:14 PM): it plugz into it
daroga28 (4:22:15 PM): very common worth like $3
playz5373 (4:22:19 PM): it kumz wit both
daroga28 (4:22:22 PM): I want the Sony Sega CD for the Dreamcast
playz5373 (4:22:24 PM): i add gneziz 4 free
playz5373 (4:22:26 PM): datz da 1
playz5373 (4:22:30 PM): u plug it on top
playz5373 (4:22:35 PM): genezix iz optional
daroga28 (4:22:38 PM): no
daroga28 (4:22:47 PM): That doesn't work on the Dreamcast, I have
one of those already
playz5373 (4:22:49 PM): I THINK ID KNO I HAV IT
playz5373 (4:22:52 PM): ILL TEST IT 4 U OK
playz5373 (4:23:03 PM): OK IT WORKZ
playz5373 (4:23:33 PM): NOW U WANT IT
daroga28 (4:23:56 PM): Ok, now I know you're lying to me
playz5373 (4:23:59 PM): NO
daroga28 (4:24:00 PM): that thing had a 15 minutes load
time
playz5373 (4:24:01 PM): I DONT LIE
playz5373 (4:24:03 PM): IF IT DONT WORK 4 U
playz5373 (4:24:06 PM): ILL REFUND UR $$
playz5373 (4:24:22 PM): SO JSU SEND DA MUNEY THX
MAN!!11
playz5373 signed off at 4:24:25 PM.
 
I'll read that in a sec... I wasn't too into it today, but:

[14:46] Chacranajxy: HAY WERE YOU GOIN
[14:46] playz5373: FUKK U SOTIP IMIN ME
[14:46] *** "playz5373" signed off at Mon May 21 14:46:46 2007.
[14:47] Chacranajxy: FAG
[14:47] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[14:50] *** "playz5373" signed on at Mon May 21 14:50:23 2007.
[14:56] Chacranajxy: HEY FAG
[14:56] Chacranajxy: BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
[14:56] Chacranajxy: THOT YOU WAS GONNA COME GET ME
[14:57] playz5373: FUKK U BITCH I KNEW U BITCH NIGGAZ FRUM WAY BAK FUK U ONCE I GET AHLOD OF U THANGZ AINT GUNNA BE SO PRETY BITCH!!1
[14:57] Chacranajxy: oh yeah
[14:58] Chacranajxy: BITCH YO KNOW
[14:59] playz5373: U KNO WUT I TRY 2 KEEP IT KOO IM GUNNA HAV 2 RELLY CUM 4 U
[14:59] playz5373: I WUZ AITIN 4 SUM PPL 2 CUM WIT ME UR GUNNA BE SORRY BVITCH BOY
[14:59] playz5373: WUTZ UR ADREZZ
[14:59] Chacranajxy: i LIVE AT THE POLICE STATION
[14:59] Chacranajxy: I WORK THERE
[14:59] Chacranajxy: COME GET ME YOU fuck
[15:02] Chacranajxy: [14:46] Chacranajxy: HAY WERE YOU GOIN
[14:46] playz5373: FUKK U SOTIP IMIN ME
[14:46] *** "playz5373" signed off at Mon May 21 14:46:46 2007.
[14:47] Chacranajxy: FAG
[14:47] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[14:50] *** "playz5373" signed on at Mon May 21 14:50:23 2007.
[14:56] Chacranajxy: HEY FAG
[14:56] Chacranajxy: BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
[14:56] Chacranajxy: THOT YOU WAS GONNA COME GET ME
[14:57] playz5373: FUKK U BITCH I KNEW U BITCH NIGGAZ FRUM WAY BAK FUK U ONCE I GET AHLOD OF U THANGZ AINT GUNNA BE SO PRETY BITCH!!1
[14:57] Chacranajxy: oh yeah
[14:58] Chacranajxy: BITCH YO KNOW
[14:59] playz5373: U KNO WUT I TRY 2 KEEP IT KOO IM GUNNA HAV 2 RELLY CUM 4 U
[14:59] playz5373: I WUZ AITIN 4 SUM PPL 2 CUM WIT ME UR GUNNA BE SORRY BVITCH BOY
[14:59] playz5373: WUTZ UR ADREZZ
[14:59] Chacranajxy: i LIVE AT THE POLICE STATION
[14:59] Chacranajxy: I WORK THERE
[14:59] Chacranajxy: COME GET ME YOU fuck
[15:03] playz5373: do u live in house trailor or aprtmnt
[15:03] Chacranajxy: I live in the police department's building
[15:03] Chacranajxy: ask for joshua cheng
[15:03] playz5373: imoutsided ur houze rite now bitch
[15:03] Chacranajxy: then come inside and get me
[15:04] Chacranajxy: oh, hold on, gotta put some garlic breadsticks in the oven
[15:05] Chacranajxy: okay, I'm back fag
[15:07] Chacranajxy: YOU
[15:07] Chacranajxy: I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: LET'S START A WAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: START A NUCLEAR WAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: AT THE GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: NOW TELL ME DO YA
[15:07] Chacranajxy: DO YA HAVE ANY MONEY?
[15:07] playz5373: im gunna knok da shit outta u
[15:07] Chacranajxy: I WANNA SPEND ALL YO MONEY
[15:08] Chacranajxy: AT THE GAY BAR
[15:08] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:08] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:08] playz5373: im rich bitch ill fuk u up
[15:08] Chacranajxy: OH YEAH?
[15:08] Chacranajxy: WELL
[15:08] Chacranajxy: IVE GOT SOMETHIN TO PUT IN YOU
[15:08] Chacranajxy: IVE GOT SOMETHIN TO PUT IN YOU
[15:08] Chacranajxy: IVE GOT SOMETHIN TO PUT IN YOU
[15:08] Chacranajxy: AT THE GAY BAR
[15:08] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:08] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:08] Chacranajxy: WWEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWW!
[15:08] playz5373: BICTCH
[15:08] Chacranajxy: YOURE A SUPERSTAR
[15:08] playz5373: fuk k U
[15:08] Chacranajxy: AT THE GAY BAR
[15:09] playz5373: UR GAY LOLO FUKKIUN KRACKER BITCH
[15:09] playz5373: IM NOT GOIN NEAR U
[15:09] Chacranajxy: i will want to have sex with you
[15:09] playz5373: I GOT UR $$4 RITE HER
[15:09] playz5373: IM NOT SENDIN UR GAMEZ
[15:09] playz5373: U GOT JACKED BITCH
[15:09] Chacranajxy: I just want to do it
[15:09] Chacranajxy: I JUST WANT TO DO IT
[15:10] playz5373: FAGG.COM
[15:10] Chacranajxy: You wanna do it there
[15:10] playz5373: FUMKKK U BITCH TSOP IMIN ME
[15:10] Chacranajxy: NO
[15:10] Chacranajxy: NO I WILL NOT UNTIL YOU SUKK MY COKK
[15:12] playz5373: im gunna kut it ouff btich!@1
[15:12] Chacranajxy: and then sukk it
[15:13] playz5373: bitch
[15:14] playz5373: FUKK OFF
[15:14] Chacranajxy: NO
[15:19] Chacranajxy: Hey, do you want to play CLASSMATE MAHJONG!?!?!?!?!
[15:24] *** "playz5373" signed off at Mon May 21 15:24:09 2007.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']I love how the second picture just says SEGA.[/quote]Ah, that was AIM's text-saving mistake. I edited it. Not that the real thing is much better.
 
[quote name='daroga']Ah, that was AIM's text-saving mistake. I edited it. Not that the real thing is much better.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='primetime']I like the subtle RE4 reference in Daroga's convo.[/quote]I was hoping for another chance to throw something in there, but I never saw the window.
 
[quote name='Lobsterjohnson']I have updatez! He logged on today and I checked his profile. He's got his myspace linked!

http://myspace.com/playz5373

HMMM![/quote]

Did you see the schools section of his myspace? It is pathetic!
South Boston High
South Boston, MA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: playaz
1995 to 1997

Also, he only has one friend, and it is the default friend that myspace gives you! Ha!
 
I can't... breathe.

[21:15] Chacranajxy: hey
[21:15] playz5373: nevatalk 2 u b4
[21:15] Chacranajxy: i know
[21:15] Chacranajxy: but I heard you sell stuff
[21:15] playz5373: so ufkk off!!11
[21:16] Chacranajxy: huh
[21:16] playz5373: i kno u bich fuk ur azz
[21:16] Chacranajxy: would you like to?
[21:17] playz5373: ill fukk u up so badle jus shut da fukk up u kunt azz ho bitch ill fukkin get ur azz stop imin me i don wanna talk 2 u bitch azz ho fukk off
[21:17] Chacranajxy: uhm, so why didn't you visit me?
[21:17] playz5373: kuz i don kno ur adrezz pluz u live in kali
[21:17] playz5373: but im der rite now
[21:17] playz5373: an if u don stop imin me
[21:17] Chacranajxy: but I thought you and your boys were gonna fuck me up
[21:17] playz5373: im gunna cum 2 u rite now bitch
[21:17] playz5373: u bezt watch out
[21:17] playz5373: we gunna
[21:17] playz5373: STOP IMIN ME WE GUNNA FUKK U UP BITCH
[21:17] Chacranajxy: no
[21:17] Chacranajxy: I won't do it
[21:18] Chacranajxy: I will not stop
[21:18] playz5373: alrite bitch u ask 4 It!!!1
[21:18] Chacranajxy: k
[21:18] Chacranajxy: I asked for it
[21:18] Chacranajxy: now what ?
[21:18] playz5373: im rite ther rite now
[21:18] Chacranajxy: okay
[21:18] playz5373: do u have houze or apt or trailor
[21:18] Chacranajxy: so do something
[21:18] Chacranajxy: it's an apt
[21:18] playz5373: im outside ur apt rite now bitcfdh!!1
[21:18] Chacranajxy: okay
[21:18] Chacranajxy: so come on in
[21:18] Chacranajxy: the door's unlocked
[21:19] playz5373: i think ill be nic tho
[21:19] Chacranajxy: no no
[21:19] Chacranajxy: come in
[21:19] playz5373: if u shut da fukk up maybe i wont hav 2 fukk u up
[21:19] Chacranajxy: I insist
[21:19] playz5373: OK WUTZ UR ADREZZ
[21:19] Chacranajxy: well...
[21:19] playz5373: U KNO WUT
[21:19] Chacranajxy: you're right outside
[21:19] Chacranajxy: I mean... you should know, right?
[21:19] playz5373: 4 LIKE WEEKZ U WON STOP BUGGIN ME SHUT DA fuck UP U LIL BTICH I DON LIKE U BITCH
[21:19] playz5373: U KUNT
[21:19] Chacranajxy: look
[21:20] Chacranajxy: if you have a problem
[21:20] Chacranajxy: why not come in
[21:20] Chacranajxy: you're right outside
[21:20] Chacranajxy: just open the door
[21:20] Chacranajxy: are you scared?
[21:20] playz5373: SHUT UP U BITCH
[21:20] playz5373: WHO R U
[21:20] Chacranajxy: if you come in
[21:20] Chacranajxy: you'll know
[21:20] Chacranajxy: that's all you gotta do
[21:20] playz5373: u wanna order n e thin wit kredit kard tho
[21:20] Chacranajxy: uhm yeah
[21:20] playz5373: if u sen me $20 i wont kick ur azz
[21:20] Chacranajxy: no
[21:20] Chacranajxy: I want you to try and kick my ass
[21:20] playz5373: ok bitch
[21:20] playz5373: ur azk 4 it!@!1
[21:20] Chacranajxy: okay
[21:20] playz5373: wutz ur adrezz
[21:21] playz5373: ur in kali tho rite
[21:21] Chacranajxy: YOURE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY fuckING HOUSE
[21:21] Chacranajxy: YOU SHOULD fuckING KNOW
[21:21] playz5373: i kno im jus wunderin
[21:21] Chacranajxy: well, what does the address thing outside my house say?
[21:21] playz5373: it sayz dat yea
[21:21] Chacranajxy: uhm
[21:22] Chacranajxy: sorry, can you read?
[21:22] playz5373: yea u kant tho
[21:22] Chacranajxy: oh, that's why you're the one who sounds like a fucking retard
[21:22] Chacranajxy: and you're the one who didn't finish school
[21:22] Chacranajxy: because you're too damn stupid
[21:22] playz5373: go 2 GAY$$$$$$Z.NET BITCH
[21:22] Chacranajxy: suck my cock
[21:22] Chacranajxy: hey
[21:22] Chacranajxy: I will pay you $200
[21:22] Chacranajxy: if you come out to Kali
[21:22] Chacranajxy: and suck my cock
[21:23] playz5373: wuld u rely do $200
[21:23] Chacranajxy: I would do $200
[21:23] Chacranajxy: if you did that
[21:23] playz5373: u live in kali bitch fukk u
[21:23] playz5373: kaliz gay
[21:23] Chacranajxy: will you do that for $200?
[21:23] playz5373: i got niggaz in la tho
[21:23] Chacranajxy: no no, I want you to suck my cock
[21:23] Chacranajxy: not them
[21:23] Chacranajxy: I will pay you 300
[21:24] Chacranajxy: $300
[21:24] playz5373: i didnt say dem u fag!!1
[21:24] Chacranajxy: plus pay for gas
[21:24] Chacranajxy: and connys
[21:24] playz5373: ur a fag
[21:24] Chacranajxy: c'mon
[21:24] Chacranajxy: $400
[21:24] Chacranajxy: I will pay you $400 to suck my cock
[21:24] playz5373: u kum her
[21:24] Chacranajxy: and then you'll do it?
[21:24] Chacranajxy: will you?
[21:25] Chacranajxy: hey
[21:25] Chacranajxy: answer me
[21:25] Chacranajxy: will you suck my cock if I go there
[21:25] playz5373: how much u pay
[21:25] Chacranajxy: $500
[21:25] playz5373: how long
[21:25] Chacranajxy: just a couple minutes
[21:25] playz5373: ur fukkin gay bro
[21:25] Chacranajxy: okay, 30 seconds
[21:26] Chacranajxy: I will pay you $500 for that
[21:26] playz5373: 4 $500?
[21:26] Chacranajxy: es
[21:26] playz5373: r u seriouz?
[21:26] Chacranajxy: yes
[21:26] playz5373: ud kum her tho?
[21:26] Chacranajxy: yeah
[21:26] playz5373: jus 4 30 sekz tho rite
[21:26] playz5373: nuthin elze ok
[21:26] Chacranajxy: yeah, that's it
[21:26] playz5373: 395 washington st, boston ma 01208
[21:26] playz5373: ud hav 2 kum on top floor
[21:26] playz5373: ud see old buildin
[21:26] playz5373: go thru da bak
[21:26] playz5373: thrud a door near da exit
[21:27] playz5373: tak da stariz on da rite
[21:27] playz5373: ull see lik 12 roomz
[21:27] playz5373: go 2 room 6 b
[21:27] Chacranajxy: okay, so just to make sure, you will suck my cock for $500, yes?
[21:27] playz5373: only 10 sekz tho rite
[21:27] Chacranajxy: yes
[21:27] playz5373: r u seriouz
[21:27] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm dead serious
[21:27] Chacranajxy: I will pay you $500
[21:27] Chacranajxy: so will you suck my cock
[21:27] Chacranajxy: ?
[21:27] playz5373: u jus say $600
[21:27] Chacranajxy: 600
[21:27] Chacranajxy: yeah
[21:27] Chacranajxy: that's what I meant
[21:27] playz5373: now iu droopp prize
[21:27] playz5373: ok
[21:27] playz5373: yea
[21:28] playz5373: wait u take train her?
[21:28] Chacranajxy: with pleasure
[21:28] playz5373: ur pretty gay
[21:28] Chacranajxy: kinda
[21:28] playz5373: um i don go dat way but
[21:28] playz5373: if u gunna pay $600
[21:28] playz5373: 9itz all koo
[21:28] Chacranajxy: yeah
[21:28] playz5373: r u sure itz only 10 sekz tho
[21:29] Chacranajxy: yeah, only 10 secs
[21:29] Chacranajxy: that's it
[21:29] Chacranajxy: nothing more
[21:29] playz5373: n e longer im gunna bust ur azz bitch
[21:29] Chacranajxy: don't worry
[21:29] Chacranajxy: but yeah, just to confirm, you'll suck my cock for $$$
[21:29] Chacranajxy: ?
[21:29] playz5373: $600 ???
[21:29] Chacranajxy: yes
[21:29] playz5373: alzo no chekz
[21:29] Chacranajxy: you will suck my cock for that much cash
[21:29] playz5373: CA$HVILLE biTcH!!1
[21:29] Chacranajxy: ?
[21:29] playz5373: aLzO u beS brAng No oNe ElzE
[21:29] Chacranajxy: I won't
[21:30] Chacranajxy: just me
[21:30] playz5373: aNd If IT aINt $600
[21:30] playz5373: U gOin DoWN BiTcH!!
[21:30] *** "playz5373" signed off at Sun May 27 21:30:12 2007.

So this not only gives us his exact location, but it also gives me an opportunity of a lifetime.
 
Yeah, I literally got up, went outside, and thought about what happened. It's times like these where you lose interest in the things around you. You just need to think and reevaluate what really matters to you in your life.
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']so when can I see him... I got $600.[/QUOTE]

Oh Rero... for you, I'd do it for free.

(No, not really. Goddamnit, I'm turning into a fag.)
 
Ahh jeezz, now my guts hurting from laughing, and I'm fken sore...

THANKS A LOT! O_O

Soooo...what's this opportunity you thinkin' of?
 
[quote name='Inf^Shini']
Soooo...what's this opportunity you thinkin' of?[/QUOTE]

I was referring to the opportunity to meet this guy and get my dick sucked by him. Which... no, I don't plan to do. However, based on the results of today's conversation, I have an idea for next time.
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']after looking at his myspace, the guy must be very lonely.[/quote]

He doesn't have any friends.

I copied this from his myspace
yo wutz up itz yo boy PhIL 1Nce aGaIN rEPpeIN dA WhoLE cItY oF bOStson M udDa fUkkAz!!!11 i reppein da whole krew an in muh time i likez 2 f-ball, listen 2 sum mad hip hop an play vid gamez. i got all da hottest shyt. i live in da dtx. if u near da dtx an u wanna chill jus let me kno cuz im alwayz up 2 it but im sumtimez out n shit SO lET dAt BeE kNOWn.. Hola @ cHO bOy!!11
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but seriously, that last conversation was one of my favorite ones yet. This may give him the idea of opening up a new trade. (and for me a new conversation) Naes, next time you IM him, say that you are from the FBI and are taking him under arrest for prostitution. That would be hella funny.
 
This didn't amount to much because he signed off quickly, but thankfully, the feeling is mutual.

[21:03] Chacranajxy: hey
[21:04] playz5373: werent uz spoed 2 show up u playin me bitchh Fuk OFf!!1
[21:04] Chacranajxy: no no, I haven't had a chance to make the trip yet
[21:04] Chacranajxy: I'm doing it this weekend probably
[21:04] playz5373: OK GOOD
[21:04] *** "playz5373" signed off at Tue May 29 21:04:33 2007.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']I can't... breathe.

So this not only gives us his exact location, but it also gives me an opportunity of a lifetime.[/QUOTE]
Why the fuck did I laugh at this?
 
And it's that sick laugh that makes you feel even worse when you laugh. I had to go outside when I first read the exchange and then I felt very dirty. The dirty you feel when you wake up on a Tijuana beach at 7am on a Sunday morning.
 
[quote name='depascal22']And it's that sick laugh that makes you feel even worse when you laugh. I had to go outside when I first read the exchange and then I felt very dirty. The dirty you feel when you wake up on a Tijuana beach at 7am on a Sunday morning next to a cheap Mexican whore.[/quote]
Fixed
 
I have a bunch of really shitty games I need to get rid of. I think I should send them to him with a really awesome letter about how he be A rEeLLL niGGGaZ 4 reel.
 
This is a short one and I took Rolento's advice rather than listening to my own intuition. I'll use my idea next time:

[16:46] playz5373: YO CAN U CHEK IF TheWop600 IZ ONLINE
[16:46] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:46] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:46] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:46] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:46] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:46] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:46] Chacranajxy: guess what/
[16:46] Chacranajxy: I saw it the first time
[16:47] playz5373: whut
[16:47] Chacranajxy: okay, so why am I checking this?
[16:47] playz5373: Kan u jus chek
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] Chacranajxy: tell me why I'm checking
[16:47] Chacranajxy: then I'll do it
[16:47] playz5373: http://gametz.com/user/TheWop600.html
[16:47] Chacranajxy: actually, I did already
[16:47] playz5373: He Haz Sum GameZ
[16:47] playz5373: iz he ONlinez
[16:47] Chacranajxy: no, he's not
[16:47] Chacranajxy: I checked
[16:47] playz5373: alzo when u kum
[16:48] Chacranajxy: uhm... hopefully this weekend
[16:48] Chacranajxy: though I had a special request
[16:48] Chacranajxy: I'll pay you hella cash for it though
[16:48] playz5373: U best not try pull n e funnay shit or im gunna beat ur azz!!1
[16:48] Chacranajxy: no
[16:48] Chacranajxy: I will double the amount I agreed to pay you
[16:48] Chacranajxy: iif
[16:48] playz5373: Alzo If U C da Wop OnlINE U bEzT lEt mE kNO BitCh
[16:48] playz5373: u pay me $700 now rite??
[16:48] playz5373: datz wut u said!!1
[16:48] playz5373: 4 lik 10 sekz o shit
[16:48] Chacranajxy: no, I will pay you $1400 if you let me pee in your mouth
[16:49] playz5373: HELL NAW U FUKKIN NASTY
[16:49] Chacranajxy: fine, $2000
[16:49] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed May 30 16:49:13 2007.
[16:49] *** "playz5373" signed on at Wed May 30 16:49:23 2007.
[16:49] Chacranajxy: $2000
[16:49] Chacranajxy: for that
[16:49] playz5373: ILL THINK BOUT IT U GOTZ 2BUT DATZ KINDA NASTY U KNO
[16:49] playz5373: I HOPE UR JOKIN
[16:49] Chacranajxy: I'm dead serious
[16:49] playz5373: but iz it rely $2000
[16:49] Chacranajxy: yeah, for $2000
[16:50] Chacranajxy: I just got paid
[16:50] Chacranajxy: so I'm wanting to spend it on a man
[16:50] playz5373: UhhH i doN TknOW
[16:50] Chacranajxy: c'mon, it's $2000
[16:50] Chacranajxy: that's a lot of money
[16:50] playz5373: it kant b yellow azz nazty shit
[16:50] Chacranajxy: no no,
[16:50] Chacranajxy: I'll drink water beforehand
[16:50] Chacranajxy: so it'll be kinda clear-ish
[16:50] playz5373: welll i gutta tezt sum shit oiut 1st
[16:50] Chacranajxy: what do you need to test?
[16:50] Chacranajxy: your own?
[16:50] playz5373: Y U AZK
[16:50] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed May 30 16:50:50 2007.
 
Yeah dude, I managed to convince him to let me do that... he was saying "lemme think about it," but he was sold. It's a little scary that he even considered it to be an option.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']Yeah dude, I managed to convince him to let me do that... he was saying "lemme think about it," but he was sold. It's a little scary that he even considered it to be an option.[/QUOTE]


the whole situation is pretty scary (for him). He really does seem like a lonely guy that nobody likes. I blame him though.
 
Yeah, I don't feel bad for him at all. Which is why I can do this with a clean conscience. Well... as clean as it can be while requesting that another man suck my cock. Ewww.
 
Oh, you will need popcorn. This is a gem. Maybe my favorite yet. Good God, I need to go outside.

[18:38] Chacranajxy: dude, are you feeling okay?
[18:38] playz5373: UN EVA KAME FUKK U
[18:38] Chacranajxy: where were you last night?
[18:39] Chacranajxy: do you even remember?
[18:39] Chacranajxy: coz I was there
[18:39] playz5373: U NEVA KAME
[18:39] playz5373: I WUEZENT HERE L@TE
[18:40] Chacranajxy: I was there last night
[18:40] Chacranajxy: you musta forgot
[18:40] playz5373: r u in bozton now
[18:40] Chacranajxy: man, me and monique had you passed out
[18:40] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm still here
[18:41] Chacranajxy: you don't remember?
[18:41] playz5373: wutz wit u
[18:41] playz5373: i mean wat u talkin bout i don truzt u
[18:41] Chacranajxy: man, we went to your place last night
[18:41] Chacranajxy: and we had teh alcohol
[18:42] Chacranajxy: but we slipped you some o dat date rape drug
[18:42] playz5373: NO U DINT
[18:42] Chacranajxy: and yeah
[18:42] Chacranajxy: you were out
[18:42] playz5373: NO U DINUT
[18:42] Chacranajxy: yeah, you don't remember it then
[18:42] Chacranajxy: that's good
[18:42] playz5373: man r u still in bostin
[18:42] playz5373: r u in boston still bitch
[18:42] Chacranajxy: dude, I so date raped you
[18:42] playz5373: r u still in boston
[18:42] playz5373: wut adrezz r u at
[18:42] playz5373: an r u wit n e 1
[18:43] Chacranajxy: man, I'm wit' Monique still
[18:43] Chacranajxy: after we date raped you
[18:43] playz5373: WUT R U @
[18:43] Chacranajxy: we came back to my place
[18:43] playz5373: WHERE
[18:43] Chacranajxy: HERE
[18:43] playz5373: i don confrom like diz
[18:43] playz5373: wutz ur adrezz in boston
[18:43] playz5373: i think ur playin me bitch
[18:43] Chacranajxy: you want more secks?
[18:43] playz5373: u beta watch out
[18:43] playz5373: kan u sen me pikture of u
[18:44] Chacranajxy: yeah, okay
[18:44] playz5373: an andrezz
[18:44] playz5373: naw i dont truzt u
[18:44] playz5373: fukk it
[18:44] playz5373: u keep liein u make fool of me no 1 make fool outta phil bitch im gunna cut u
[18:44] Chacranajxy: thiz is me
[18:44] Chacranajxy: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/JXYTheGreat/happobigoodness.jpg
[18:44] Chacranajxy: an airbrushed photograph
[18:44] playz5373: ...UsUKdICk.Com
[18:45] Chacranajxy: so you really don't remember last night?
[18:45] playz5373: go bak 2 RAINBOE KLUB U FAG
[18:45] Chacranajxy: tsh fine
[18:45] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm still in Boston
[18:45] Chacranajxy: I still wanna go meet
[18:45] Chacranajxy: but
[18:45] Chacranajxy: you never gave me an answer
[18:45] Chacranajxy: we agreed on $600 for 10 seconds of oral sex
[18:45] Chacranajxy: but I asked if I could pee in your mouth for 2000
[18:45] Chacranajxy: and you said you were thinking about it
[18:45] Chacranajxy: so did you decide?
[18:46] playz5373: i think ur gay
[18:46] Chacranajxy: yeah, I am
[18:46] Chacranajxy: so answer the question, can I do it?
[18:46] Chacranajxy: can I pee in your mouth for $2000?
[18:47] playz5373: ur homoesexual
[18:47] Chacranajxy: $2100. I will pay you $2100 to pee in your mouth
[18:47] Chacranajxy: okay, let's do it this way
[18:47] playz5373: ur gay
[18:48] Chacranajxy: how much do I have to pay you in order for you to let me pee in your mouth
[18:48] playz5373: ur a fag
[18:48] Chacranajxy: name your price
[18:48] playz5373: RAINBOEKLUB4FAGZ.COM BITCH
[18:48] playz5373: STOP IMINMG IME I DON LIKE U
[18:48] Chacranajxy: plz just answer the question
[18:48] playz5373: U NEVA KAME U WUZ AUPOSED 2
[18:48] Chacranajxy: I will pay you whatever you want
[18:48] playz5373: 4 wat
[18:48] playz5373: gamez???
[18:48] Chacranajxy: I will come as soon as you agree
[18:48] Chacranajxy: no
[18:48] playz5373: sex????'
[18:48] Chacranajxy: for the chance to pee in your mouth
[18:48] playz5373: no thx im not lik dat
[18:48] Chacranajxy: $2500
[18:49] Chacranajxy: think of all the shit you can buy with that
[18:49] playz5373: 4 wat
[18:49] Chacranajxy: if you let me pee in your mouth
[18:49] playz5373: ur a fag
[18:50] Chacranajxy: answer the question
[18:50] Chacranajxy: will you do it?
[18:50] playz5373: ur a fag
[18:51] Chacranajxy: how much do you want for that
[18:51] Chacranajxy: to let me pee in your mouth
[18:51] Chacranajxy: I'll pay you whatever you want within reason
[18:51] playz5373: i don like u
[18:51] Chacranajxy: just once
[18:51] Chacranajxy: I'll just do it once
[18:51] playz5373: r u in bsston rite now
[18:51] Chacranajxy: yes
[18:51] Chacranajxy: and I'm willing to pay you
[18:51] Chacranajxy: I just gotta go to the ATM
[18:51] Chacranajxy: and get the money
[18:51] playz5373: well wen u kum her
[18:52] Chacranajxy: I kame all the way out here
[18:52] playz5373: yea wut tim u kum 2 my apt.
[18:52] Chacranajxy: I'll go there once I know whether or not you'll let me pee in your mouth
[18:52] playz5373: well i had 2 sell it
[18:52] playz5373: well do u kno wher my apt iz
[18:52] Chacranajxy: yeah, I do
[18:52] playz5373: do u kno wut fl etc n shit
[18:52] Chacranajxy: yeah
[18:52] playz5373: wut floor n shit
[18:52] Chacranajxy: second floor I believe?
[18:53] Chacranajxy: I have directions
[18:53] playz5373: TOP FLOOR U BUTCH
[18:53] Chacranajxy: butch, eh?
[18:53] Chacranajxy: fine
[18:53] Chacranajxy: I'll go
[18:53] playz5373: U KNO UWT I TGHINK UR JUS PLAYIN IT STR8
[18:53] Chacranajxy: I do have the directions saved somewhere
[18:53] playz5373: DER R 12 ROOMZ
[18:53] playz5373: GO 2 ROOM 6B
[18:54] playz5373: DERZ AN EXIT NEAR IT THRU DA DOOR
[18:54] playz5373: GO TGHER
[18:54] playz5373: ROOM 6B TOP FLOOR BITHC
[18:54] playz5373: 395 WASHINGSTON ST
[18:54] playz5373: U GO THRU DA ALLEY OK
[18:54] Chacranajxy: 21:26] playz5373: 395 washington st, boston ma 01208
[21:26] playz5373: ud hav 2 kum on top floor
[21:26] playz5373: ud see old buildin
[21:26] playz5373: go thru da bak
[21:26] playz5373: thrud a door near da exit
[21:27] playz5373: tak da stariz on da rite
[21:27] playz5373: ull see lik 12 roomz
[21:27] playz5373: go 2 room 6 b
[18:54] Chacranajxy: yep
[18:54] Chacranajxy: those are your directions
[18:54] Chacranajxy: from last time
[18:54] playz5373: WUT
[18:54] Chacranajxy: I got it
[18:54] playz5373: WHEN I TELL UDAT
[18:54] Chacranajxy: this was like a week ago
[18:54] playz5373: r u a bounty huntin bitch u fag
[18:54] Chacranajxy: no
[18:54] playz5373: i donn fukkin truzt u FUKK U
[18:55] Chacranajxy: I just want satisfaction
[18:55] playz5373: u aint gettin shit
[18:55] Chacranajxy: I'll give you $3000
[18:55] playz5373: doez aint my direcktionz i don live nowhjere
[18:55] playz5373: r u tha fag dat kame 2 my trailor lazt tim
[18:55] Chacranajxy: no
[18:55] Chacranajxy: I've never been to your trailer
[18:55] playz5373: wich 1
[18:55] Chacranajxy: i dunno
[18:55] Chacranajxy: I've never been to any of them
[18:56] playz5373: I ONYL HAD 1 SO BEZT BUST DA SHIT OPEN
[18:56] Chacranajxy: you can buy another with the money I give you for this
[18:56] Chacranajxy: I don't see why you wouldn't do it
[18:57] playz5373: r u tha 1 from quincy
[18:57] Chacranajxy: no
[18:57] playz5373: u kno wut i think u z
[18:57] Chacranajxy: I don't even know what quincy is
[18:58] playz5373: YEZ U DO U FAG
[18:58] Chacranajxy: well what the hell is it?
[18:58] playz5373: UR DA 1 DAT SHUT ME DOWN THER KNO I KNOW ITZ U
[18:58] Chacranajxy: shut down what?
[18:58] Chacranajxy: I don't have any idea what you're going on about
[18:58] playz5373: I RLY DNT LIK U
[18:58] playz5373: STOP IMIN ME I DON LIKE U UNDERKOVER FAGZZZ!1
[18:58] Chacranajxy: what are you talking about?
[18:58] Chacranajxy: do you want the $3000 or not?
[18:58] playz5373: U KNO WUT IM TALKIN BOUT U FAGG
[18:59] Chacranajxy: well tell me so I at least have some idea
[18:59] Chacranajxy: because I really don't know
[18:59] Chacranajxy: I just wanna do this transaction
[18:59] Chacranajxy: I have no frickin' clue what you're going on about
[18:59] playz5373: fuk u
[18:59] playz5373: U ALWAYZ TRYIN 2 LOKK UP MY PPL IM SICK OF U fuckZ
[18:59] Chacranajxy: lokk up what people
[18:59] Chacranajxy: what in God's name are you talking about?
[18:59] Chacranajxy: please tell me
[18:59] playz5373: MY PPPL
[18:59] Chacranajxy: who are your ppl?
[19:00] playz5373: UIALWYZ AKT LIK U DON KNO
[19:00] Chacranajxy: because I don't
[19:00] Chacranajxy: I frickin' don't
[19:00] playz5373: I KNEW U BITCHEZ FRUM QUINCY DA WARZ MNOT OVA YET BITCH
[19:00] Chacranajxy: I'm from Kali
[19:00] Chacranajxy: how could I possibly know what you're talking about?
[19:00] playz5373: U UNDERKOVER FAGG
[19:00] Chacranajxy: why are you so convinced I'm undercover?
[19:00] playz5373: U WANNA KNO WHER I LIV N SHIT
[19:00] playz5373: FUKK U
[19:00] Chacranajxy: well I already know
[19:01] Chacranajxy: and you've told me several times
[19:01] Chacranajxy: but I haven't done anything
[19:01] Chacranajxy: so...
[19:01] Chacranajxy: maybe I'm not from quincy or whatever it is?
[19:01] playz5373: IF U STPE ON MY DOOR STEP ILL FUKK UR AZZ UP SO U BEZT NOT TRY SHIT AGIAN BITCH I REMEMBER QUINCYZ SHIT
[19:01] Chacranajxy: I AM NOT QUINCY OR WHATEVER THE fuck IT IS
[19:01] Chacranajxy: I AM NOT TRYING TO DO ANYTHING BAD TO YOU
[19:01] Chacranajxy: I JUST WANT TO TRADE
[19:01] playz5373: UKNO WUT
[19:01] playz5373: r u gunna STOP IMIN ME
[19:02] Chacranajxy: maybe once you go through with the transaction
[19:02] Chacranajxy: I'll give you $3000
[19:02] Chacranajxy: to let me pee in your mouth
[19:02] playz5373: Y U KEEP IMINM E
[19:02] Chacranajxy: then I will stop
[19:02] playz5373: MR. CITIZNE AKA UNDERCOVEROFFICER
[19:02] Chacranajxy: I will stop IMing you if you let me do it
[19:02] playz5373: ONDAQUINCYENFORCEMENTTEAM
[19:02] Chacranajxy: huh?
[19:02] playz5373: IF U AINT UNDERKOVER PROVE IT BITCH
[19:02] Chacranajxy: how?
[19:03] Chacranajxy: how can I prove it to you?
[19:04] Chacranajxy: do I have to take the train over there and suck your cock?
[19:04] Chacranajxy: is that what will make you happy?
[19:04] playz5373: WUT TIME U GONNA BE HRER
[19:05] Chacranajxy: I will tell you what time
[19:05] Chacranajxy: if you agree to do it
[19:05] Chacranajxy: accept $3000
[19:05] Chacranajxy: and let me pee in your mouth
[19:05] Chacranajxy: for that $3000
[19:05] playz5373: WUTZ UR ###
[19:05] Chacranajxy: I'll tell you that once you agree
[19:05] Chacranajxy: before then, I won't give you anything
[19:05] Chacranajxy: so yes or no -- will you let me pee in your mouth for $3000
[19:06] playz5373: iz it (617) 479-1212 by n e khance
[19:06] playz5373: then ill kno ur da sHIt
[19:06] Chacranajxy: no
[19:06] Chacranajxy: that's not it
[19:06] playz5373: ok good
[19:06] playz5373: wut u wanted again
[19:06] Chacranajxy: I will pay you $3000 to pee in your mouth
[19:06] Chacranajxy: $3000
[19:06] playz5373: wut time u gonna be her
[19:07] playz5373: kan i decide a lil bit
[19:07] Chacranajxy: will you do it?
[19:07] playz5373: maybe $4000
[19:07] playz5373: maybe $4000
[19:07] Chacranajxy: would you for $4000?
[19:07] Chacranajxy: yes or no?
[19:07] playz5373: when will u b her thoi
[19:07] playz5373: alzo ur not underkoever r u
[19:07] Chacranajxy: uhm... is tomorrow at 8 okay?
[19:07] playz5373: b4 we do diz shit
[19:07] playz5373: im gunna hav 2 chek ur azz
[19:07] Chacranajxy: no, I'm not undercover
[19:07] playz5373: 4 wirez n shit
[19:07] Chacranajxy: yeah, that's fine
[19:07] playz5373: ur not wired r u
[19:07] Chacranajxy: no
[19:07] playz5373: alzo wut do ulook lik so i kno who u iz
[19:07] Chacranajxy: I don't even know why you're so nervous
[19:07] Chacranajxy: uh, I'm tall
[19:07] Chacranajxy: have dark brown hair
[19:07] playz5373: well kuz i thank u sum 1 u aint sayin kuz
[19:08] playz5373: r u kracka
[19:08] Chacranajxy: okay, well yeah, I'll identify myself
[19:08] playz5373: nigga
[19:08] Chacranajxy: yeah
[19:08] Chacranajxy: kracka
[19:08] playz5373: i think u polize boy
[19:08] Chacranajxy: well I'm not
[19:08] playz5373: u sure u aint work 4 n e 1
[19:08] playz5373: who u owrkin 4
[19:08] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm positive
[19:08] Chacranajxy: I'm working for a construction company
[19:08] playz5373: ok
[19:08] playz5373: i think i turzt u now
[19:08] playz5373: but im still gunna chek u
[19:08] Chacranajxy: that's fine
[19:08] playz5373: ok wut time
[19:08] playz5373: wut day
[19:08] Chacranajxy: 8:00 PM
[19:09] Chacranajxy: tomorrow
[19:09] playz5373: alzo i hope u kno igot weaponz on me
[19:09] Chacranajxy: I'd assume so
[19:09] playz5373: so if u tre n e funny stuf im gunna get u
[19:09] Chacranajxy: yeah, it's fine
[19:09] playz5373: im gonna beat u down and dump ur azz in da bak
[19:09] playz5373: if u try ne funny thingz
[19:09] Chacranajxy: alright, whatever, I won't try anything
[19:09] playz5373: if not i get $4000 ruite
[19:09] playz5373: 4 doin wut agin
[19:09] Chacranajxy: so will you let me pee in your mouth for $4000?
[19:09] playz5373: kan u get aidz 4 pee in mouth
[19:09] Chacranajxy: no
[19:09] Chacranajxy: it's impossible
[19:09] Chacranajxy: it's absolutely sterile and safe
[19:09] playz5373: will it b yellow
[19:09] Chacranajxy: clear
[19:10] playz5373: i don want dat shitt
[19:10] Chacranajxy: I drank water
[19:10] playz5373: wutz dat got 2 wit it
[19:10] Chacranajxy: like a whole jug
[19:10] playz5373: ok well
[19:10] Chacranajxy: that makes it clearer
[19:10] Chacranajxy: if you don't drink water
[19:10] Chacranajxy: it's yellow
[19:10] Chacranajxy: and dark
[19:10] Chacranajxy: sometimes bloody
[19:10] playz5373: lik kranberry juize wen u got drug tezt
[19:10] Chacranajxy: yeah
[19:10] playz5373: well hav u ever oprated lie detekotor tezt b4
[19:10] playz5373: how do u lie w/o bein kaught
[19:10] Chacranajxy: no
[19:11] Chacranajxy: I have no idea
[19:11] playz5373: ok so how much u give
[19:11] playz5373: an u kno wer ta go rite
[19:11] Chacranajxy: $4000 to let me pee in your mouth
[19:11] playz5373: shuld i graffiti sum shit on my door so u kno or iz it alrite
[19:11] Chacranajxy: and yeah, I know where to go
[19:11] Chacranajxy: know, I'll know
[19:11] Chacranajxy: actually
[19:11] Chacranajxy: yeah
[19:11] Chacranajxy: grafitti something on the door
[19:11] playz5373: it bezt b 8 pm 2morrow
[19:11] Chacranajxy: just so there's no doubt
[19:11] Chacranajxy: yep
[19:11] Chacranajxy: 8 pm tomorrow
[19:11] Chacranajxy: so it's okay?
[19:11] Chacranajxy: you'll do it?
[19:11] playz5373: an ur white guy wit brown hair rite
[19:11] Chacranajxy: yeah
[19:12] playz5373: r u gunna be waring wut
[19:12] playz5373: a tux shirt wut
[19:12] Chacranajxy: a plaid shirt
[19:12] playz5373: alzo u bezt not hav wirez ok
[19:12] Chacranajxy: I will not
[19:12] Chacranajxy: have any wires
[19:12] playz5373: r u sure ur gunna do diz
[19:12] Chacranajxy: so it's okay that I pee in your mouth
[19:12] Chacranajxy: I want to
[19:12] playz5373: alzo it $400 kash
[19:12] Chacranajxy: so will you let me?
[19:12] playz5373: im gunna check it if tz real
[19:12] Chacranajxy: yeah, cash
[19:12] playz5373: real cash
[19:12] Chacranajxy: yes
[19:12] Chacranajxy: real cash
[19:12] playz5373: bootleg shit imn gunna bash ur skull in
[19:12] Chacranajxy: getting it from the ATM tonight
[19:12] playz5373: real shit im gunna be ok wit it
[19:12] Chacranajxy: so you'll do it then?
[19:13] playz5373: well if itz $4000 an ur not quincy force boston force etc im ok 2 go
[19:13] Chacranajxy: awesome
[19:13] Chacranajxy: so we're gonna do it
[19:13] playz5373: alzo im not signin shit!1
[19:13] Chacranajxy: that's fine
[19:13] playz5373: if u azk me 2 sign ne thing ill kill u
[19:13] Chacranajxy: rrr.. okay
[19:13] Chacranajxy: next request
[19:13] playz5373: alzo im gunna shak u down
[19:13] Chacranajxy: for $8000, can I plug your ass with my cock?
[19:13] playz5373: $8000 + $4000
[19:13] Chacranajxy: yeah
[19:14] Chacranajxy: $12000 total
[19:14] playz5373: welli did it b4 4 muney aktulaly
[19:14] Chacranajxy: to let me pee in your mouth and do you in the ass
[19:14] playz5373: not cvock
[19:14] playz5373: u get aidz from dat
[19:14] Chacranajxy: I don't have aids
[19:14] playz5373: i don lik it
[19:14] playz5373: i don truzt u
[19:14] Chacranajxy: I have no STDs
[19:14] playz5373: who r u
[19:14] Chacranajxy: and I'll wear a conny
[19:14] playz5373: well wutz it feel lik
[19:14] Chacranajxy: what's what feel like?
[19:14] playz5373: i felt it b4
[19:14] playz5373: but itz weird
[19:14] Chacranajxy: yeah, you'll like it
[19:14] playz5373: ok so 2morrow
[19:14] Chacranajxy: so can I?
[19:14] playz5373: but how long
[19:14] playz5373: no i don lik it
[19:14] playz5373: im not gay u fag
[19:15] Chacranajxy: how long?
[19:15] Chacranajxy: like... 30 seconds
[19:15] playz5373: only doin it 4 da dough
[19:15] Chacranajxy: I know
[19:15] playz5373: datz it???
[19:15] playz5373: sure ill do it
[19:15] playz5373: but if ur wired or sum shit
[19:15] Chacranajxy: so to clarify:
[19:15] playz5373: im gunna find u
[19:15] playz5373: im gunna find u family
[19:15] playz5373: and im gunna mak u life mizerable
[19:15] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and fuck you in the ass, right?
[19:15] playz5373: if ur not tho
[19:15] playz5373: im kool wit it
[19:15] playz5373: 4 howm uch
[19:15] playz5373: alzo ho w long
[19:15] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and fuck you in the ass for $12000, right?
[19:15] playz5373: i gotta go soon i kant hav da elecktrociy on to much
[19:15] Chacranajxy: yeah, just answer my question
[19:15] playz5373: i kan only hav it on 4 10 more minz elektrick blow out
[19:16] Chacranajxy: so I know
[19:16] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and fuck you in the ass, right?
[19:16] playz5373: yez 4 30 sekz
[19:16] playz5373: 4 30 sekz ok
[19:16] playz5373: alzo kondom
[19:16] playz5373: an i wil chek u out 4 wirez an u hav 2 bring
[19:16] playz5373: ur id so i kan chek ur hiztory on komputer
[19:16] playz5373: an it kant b fake id
[19:16] Chacranajxy: COO IM WITH QUINCY I KNOW WHERE YOU AT IM GONNA KILL YOU MOTHA fuckA
[19:16] *** "playz5373" signed off at Sun Jun 03 19:16:43 2007.
[19:17] *** "playz5373" signed on at Sun Jun 03 19:17:41 2007.
[19:17] playz5373: OK DIZ AINT PHIL ITZ BILL FROM NEXT DOOR
[19:17] Chacranajxy: QUINCY GONNA GET YOU
[19:18] playz5373: DIZ IZ BILL
[19:18] Chacranajxy: ILL BE BACKON IN 5
[19:18] Chacranajxy: GIMME A SEC
[19:18] playz5373: IM ROOM 8A FRUM DOWNSTAIRZ
[19:18] playz5373: IM BILL
[19:18] playz5373: IM A BALD GUY SO ARREZT ME INSTEAD
[19:18] playz5373: PHIL IZ INNOCENT U BEZT WATCH OUT !@!1
[19:18] *** "playz5373" signed off at Sun Jun 03 19:18:28 2007.
 
Are there any crimes he's committed so far? This is fun and games but I'd rather just see this dude get fucked in the ass in prison. Should be mandatory for all scammers to get fucked in the ass.
 
I dunno... probably. We've gotta find out though. I mean, we know he's in a gang or some shit, so yeah, he's probably done something wrong. Either way, I got my satisfaction and I found something new to bother him about.
 
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