The OFFICIAL Trade Scams Thread: A Meeting of the Minds

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Holy shit! Tzat waz a sppurize endin' yo nigggggrha!

Seriously, that was fucking great. When you said to get popcorn, I actually made some, and I'm happy I did. I would have laughed to hard if there wasn't something plugging up my mouth.
 
heh, glad ya'll are still enjoying it. My personal favorite part this time around was where he said "Is your phone number 617-283-9193 (or whatever it was) and then said it was cool if it was. Sonuvabitch tried to trick me. I'm still not happy about that.
 
We should find some Boston CAGs to go on over there. It would be REALLY funny to confront him.

I have a really good photoshop idea, but i'm to lazy.

Take his myspace pic (which is just his eyes, right?) and put an O RLY to it...

I know he said O RLY or RLY somewhere in that last convo. It gave me a spark of inspiration.
 
I've noticed a strong pattern of all the conversations starting with him getting pissed off, agreeing to terms, getting confused, pissed, agreeing, and then ending with confused or pissed.


oh, and Bill must be a real guys since he uses caps just like your friend here *sarcasmly sounds*
 
[quote name='Chacrana']I dunno... probably. We've gotta find out though. I mean, we know he's in a gang or some shit, so yeah, he's probably done something wrong. Either way, I got my satisfaction and I found something new to bother him about.[/quote]

And you have opened another floodgate O_O
 
[quote name='Chacrana']btw, link, I like the new dialogue in the sig.[/quote]

That was my favorite part of the convo. I couldn't help myself lol
 
[quote name='depascal22']I wonder what would happen if someone really showed up at his door? You think he'd pull out a shotgun and go all GTA?[/QUOTE]


probably... but there will at least be one urine spill before that happens.
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']probably... but there will at least be one urine spill before that happens.[/QUOTE]

It's not a spill when he doesn't let it hit the floor.
 
Chacrana in a few days:
happy-monkey2.jpg
 
[quote name='linkpwns']We should find some Boston CAGs to go on over there. It would be REALLY funny to confront him.[/QUOTE]

Eh, he lives in a pretty crummy apartment complex.
 
[quote name='Lobsterjohnson']Chacrana in a few days:
happy-monkey2.jpg
[/quote]

That was really, really disturbing. Why the hell are you looking up Gorilla blowjob pictures in the first place!?
 
[quote name='yukine']That was really, really disturbing. Why the hell are you looking up Gorilla blowjob pictures in the first place!?[/quote]

Digg.com
 
lobsta you''z a fucjkin faggt me an my gang are gonnag et you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Either way, it's more than you're getting.
 
Yeah, I'm anxiously awaiting the next update myself. Although I hope I didn't scare him off too bad by saying that I was Quincy or whatever the fuck it was.

Ah man, this guy should never have tried to scam me. The fucker. I remember when some spammer posted something on CAG a few months ago that cost $10 and I responded with "You can suck my cock for $10" as the first response. People shat themselves. I never knew that line of reasoning would lead to this.
 
A conversation I had today for a laptop I'm selling.

Paul says:
hello
Raheel says:
hello
Raheel says:
how are you?
Paul says:
am fine
Paul says:
how are you doing today?
Raheel says:
i'm well
Paul says:
And how was ur night?
Paul says:
I guess you are the laptop seller on ebay
Paul says:
am i right?
Paul says:
can i have the ebay item number once again?
Raheel says:
Yes.
Raheel says:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290125694834&sspagename=ADME:B:AAQ:US:1
Paul says:
ok
Raheel says:
So how do you want to go about this?
Paul says:
ok
Paul says:
I really want to purchase this laptop of yours for my son that recently travelled to abroad for a research project work..
Paul says:
And my son really needed this laptop for a research project work...
Raheel says:
All right.
Paul says:
And for a faster transactions, i will pay you $2500.00USD for the payment and $100.00USD for the shipping of this laptop cos this laptop is to be shipped directly from you to my son's address at abroad via GLOBAL EXPRESS MAIL US POSTAL SERVICE....
Paul says:
ok
Raheel says:
How would you pay?
Paul says:
i will be paying you via Travelex International Cash Delivery which is very safe and secure for both sellers and buyers..
Paul says:
And for the payment processes...
Paul says:
I will need your contact details mainly your full name, address, email address and phone number so that i can proceed to the payment on time through Travelex International...
Paul says:
ok
Paul says:
Is that clear?
Paul says:
And Travelex will contact you as soon as i have made the payment about how the payment is being made, how you will receive the money and the approval of the money and Travelex Agents will deliver the money to your contact address...
Raheel says:
Dude.
Raheel says:

Raheel says:
I've seen people get ripped off like that plenty of times.
Paul says:
yes
Paul says:
you are right?
Paul says:
I was also scammed some months ago
Raheel says:
I only accept paypal.
Paul says:
but this is the real travelex payment
Paul says:
Travelex will contact you and explain to you more better
Raheel says:
And no one gets scammed by paypal.
Raheel says:
I mean.
Paul says:
i would have preferred to pay you through PayPal as you requested for but my paypal account was hacked/spammed in which i lost all the money in my PayPal
Raheel says:
so you can open up a new account.
Raheel says:
not hard.
Paul says:
and Travelex International is safe and secure and is the best and reliable way to pay or get paid for your auction items and Travelex also protects the interest of the sellers and buyers from fraudulent activities and am very sure that you will really enjoy Travelex operational services (www.travelex.com) and Travelex Agents will deliver the money to your contact address.
Paul says:
You will be able to contact Travelex Customer Services Agents at [email protected] for further enquiries regarding the payment
Paul says:
ok
Raheel says:
do you have all this copied and pasted?
Raheel says:

Raheel says:
i only accept paypal.
Paul says:
no
Paul says:
Am fast in typing
Raheel says:
Now listen. Paul.
Raheel says:
I only accept Paypal.
Raheel says:
It's for my safety and your safety.
Paul says:
I want you to contact Travelex Agents at [email protected] and verify the payment
Paul says:
yes...i understand
Paul says:
i have to protects myself too
Paul says:
ok
Raheel says:
basically
Raheel says:
what will happen is that travelex will say you've put the money in.
Raheel says:
then when i send the item.
Raheel says:
you'll pull the money out and i'll lose the money.
Raheel says:
unless i take the plane over to your house to get it back.
Paul says:
hey
Paul says:
don't get confused
Paul says:
You will get the money within the next 24 hours that you send the shipment details to [email protected]
Paul says:
ok
Raheel says:
http://reviews.ebay.com/Ebay-Scams-...0001636804?ssPageName=BUYGD:CAT:-1:LISTINGS:1
Raheel says:
its right there
Raheel says:
half way down
Raheel says:
now i'll also be giving a copy of this conversation to ebay as well.
Raheel says:
and most likely the local authories in your area for fraud.
Raheel says:
you're in the UK, no?
Raheel says:
wirral?
Raheel says:
well that may not be real.
 
Given the directions he gave Chac, I say someone leaves him a care package at his door. Maybe give him a package with a floppy that says read me or something on it and when he pops it in his computer, it boots up a virus and wipes out his HD. Maybe find a way to do it for a PS2/Xbox as well? Either that or if you don't actually want to be malicious and just screw with his head, write up a program that brings up a couple of DOS windows, looks like it does something really quickly (run a couple random numbers across the screen or something), and then brings up a test window that says, "Thank you for letting the FBI into your home. See you soon."
 
[quote name='Warner1281']Given the directions he gave Chac, I say someone leaves him a care package at his door. Maybe give him a package with a floppy that says read me or something on it and when he pops it in his computer, it boots up a virus and wipes out his HD. Maybe find a way to do it for a PS2/Xbox as well? Either that or if you don't actually want to be malicious and just screw with his head, write up a program that brings up a couple of DOS windows, looks like it does something really quickly (run a couple random numbers across the screen or something), and then brings up a test window that says, "Thank you for letting the FBI into your home. See you soon."[/quote]

Great idea! It's perfect justice for a scammer.
 
[quote name='linkpwns']At the cheapy awards![/QUOTE]

Damn right, bitches represent.

I originally posed the question: Does anyone have any stories like this to share, but the focus has clearly changed. This is about PlayZ and my abuse of him.
 
[quote name='depascal22']Great idea! It's perfect justice for a scammer.[/QUOTE]

I'd rather send him a box with some handcuffs in it and say something like "put em on, sucka, you have 3 days."
 
[quote name='Chacrana']Damn right, bitches represent.

I originally posed the question: Does anyone have any stories like this to share, but the focus has clearly changed. This is about PlayZ and my abuse of him.[/quote]

Gee, I wonder why there has been such a change of events :p

Oh god, I got a great idea.

Read this article about how a guy got back at a scammer
http://www.newssocket.com/features/article/231/page/1/

We should do something like this to him
 
I don't want to read through all that. However, I do want to sell him something, have him pay me via paypal, and then not send him anything.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']I don't want to read through all that. However, I do want to sell him something, have him pay me via paypal, and then not send him anything.[/quote]

Basically, this guy tried to scam someone on ebay. The guy he tried to scam cought on. He was selling a laptop and pretended to fall for the scam. He took a three ring binder, and make his own powerbook out of it. And, since it was sent internationally, you have to claim how much the itm costs because the person has to get taxed on it. So he put the cost of the real laptop on it, so the guy would have to pay around 300 dollars to get a three-ring binder with a glued on keyboard.
 
[quote name='linkpwns']Basically, this guy tried to scam someone on ebay. The guy he tried to scam cought on. He was selling a laptop and pretended to fall for the scam. He took a three ring binder, and make his own powerbook out of it. And, since it was sent internationally, you have to claim how much the itm costs because the person has to get taxed on it. So he put the cost of the real laptop on it, so the guy would have to pay around 300 dollars to get a three-ring binder with a glued on keyboard.[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHA

This makes me want a scammer to try and pull something on me so I can return the favor ten fold :D
 
The scammer had to pay $550 in taxes to get it from the Fedex guy. I would love to see that pulled to some of the BS scammers on craigslist.
 
Oh my god...

I got a phonecall during school, it was some 215 area code number. Naturally, I left the room to answer it. I pick up the phone, put on a mature-sounding voice and said hello. The voice coming back at me said "Yo, Reppin boston sim". No joke. I have NO idea where the sim came from, but when i heard "reppin boston"... I was laughing. I was like who is this. And he kept repeating that phrase. I hung up. I never even talked to playz5232 or whatever his screenname was exactly. I only gave one person on the internet my phone number, and it wasn't him who called me. It must be a telemarketer or something. There is no way it was him. But yet, I had to laugh
 
Not that great this time... sigh. Oh well. I think I might send him a package with a note or something in it. That's bad.

[17:12] Chacranajxy: DIS IS QUINCY, MOTHA fuckA, WE KNOW WHERE YOU AT AND WE GONNA GET YOU UNLESS YOU DO WHAT i SAY
[17:13] playz5373: wow ur rly gay u nvr even show up u fagg fucka im gonna kut ur azz
[17:13] playz5373: who r u wher u liv
[17:13] Chacranajxy: We will fuckin' cut you up\
[17:13] playz5373: wher u liv
[17:13] playz5373: u suk =-----------D
[17:13] playz5373: DICK BITCH
[17:14] Chacranajxy: oh ho, very cler
[17:14] playz5373: PLEZ STOP IMIN ME I ODNT LIKE U
[17:14] Chacranajxy: I want to do the transaction
[17:14] Chacranajxy: I will send you a mailbomb
[17:14] playz5373: u won do shit bitch
[17:14] Chacranajxy: if you do not suck my cock
[17:14] playz5373: urg unna blow up everyonez mail to
[17:14] Chacranajxy: I don't care
[17:14] Chacranajxy: I'll get you first
[17:15] playz5373: wutz ur adrezz
[17:15] Chacranajxy: I know where you live
[17:15] playz5373: no ui don
[17:15] Chacranajxy: I'm gonna get you
[17:15] Chacranajxy: 395 washington street
[17:15] Chacranajxy: room 6b
[17:15] Chacranajxy: top floor
[17:15] Chacranajxy: y'know
[17:15] playz5373: IF U DARRE STOP FOOOT ON MY STEPZ IM GUNNA KILL U
[17:15] Chacranajxy: when I see the old building
[17:16] Chacranajxy: I go through the back
[17:16] Chacranajxy: thru the door
[17:16] playz5373: WUT DO U LOOK LIK
[17:16] Chacranajxy: take the stairs
[17:16] playz5373: IF U STEP FOOT HER IMN GUNNAN KILL U
[17:16] Chacranajxy: puhleeze
[17:16] Chacranajxy: I will fuckin' cut you up
[17:16] Chacranajxy: I told you, I'm repping quincy you fuck
[17:16] playz5373: im frum quincy bitch i got ppz ther i ll gett em ill fukkk u up bitch
[17:17] Chacranajxy: yeah, go ahead
[17:17] playz5373: i wuz born ther if u step 2 me ill kill u
[17:17] Chacranajxy: one problem
[17:17] playz5373: u fukkin kracker
[17:17] Chacranajxy: you know nothing about me
[17:17] Chacranajxy: I know where to go
[17:17] Chacranajxy: to kill you
[17:17] playz5373: ur a kracker bitch u kant do shit
[17:17] Chacranajxy: you'd better run
[17:17] playz5373: u won do shit
[17:17] Chacranajxy: you sound scared
[17:17] Chacranajxy: poor Phillip Monez
[17:17] Chacranajxy: scared to go on AIM and do his scamming
[17:17] playz5373: hahahhahaha u a lil punk bitche
[17:17] Chacranajxy: you know the police are on to you, right?
[17:17] playz5373: wHeR dO i KNo U FrOM
[17:18] playz5373: U sOUNd lIk SuM PuNK bITch I KNo IN rEl LiFEe
[17:18] playz5373: 6 iN dA mOnrIN pOlIZe At MY DoORe ALrEaDy KROz Da kITchIN mfOLLo
[17:18] Chacranajxy: by the way, the bald guy you told me to get
[17:18] Chacranajxy: not gonna get him
[17:18] playz5373: UR A FAG
[17:18] playz5373: UR A PUZZY
[17:18] playz5373: RU GAY KUZ U SOUN GAY
[17:18] Chacranajxy: yeah, speaking of gay
[17:18] Chacranajxy: you agreed to suck my cock
[17:19] Chacranajxy: let me pee in your mouth
[17:19] Chacranajxy: and buttfuck you
[17:19] Chacranajxy: I think you're a little gayer
[17:19] playz5373: no id int
[17:19] playz5373: neva said dat shyt u kracker ho
[17:19] Chacranajxy: [19:16] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and you in the ass, right?
[19:16] playz5373: yez 4 30 sekz
[19:16] playz5373: 4 30 sekz ok
[19:16] playz5373: alzo kondom
[19:16] playz5373: an i wil chek u out 4 wirez an u hav 2 bring
[19:16] playz5373: ur id so i kan chek ur hiztory on komputer
[17:19] playz5373: i type infag u kum up
[17:19] playz5373: FUKK U
[17:19] playz5373: FUKK U
[17:19] playz5373: FUKKU
[17:19] playz5373: BITCCH
[17:19] Chacranajxy: clearly, you're the ultimate $$$$$$
[17:20] Chacranajxy: http://a593.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/49/m_e119ef837574150835e534f120c64c08.jpg
[17:20] Chacranajxy: that
[17:20] Chacranajxy: that's who I'm gonna kill
[17:20] playz5373: HOW U GET DAT
[17:20] playz5373: HOW U GHET DAT
[17:20] playz5373: STAYY OUTTA MY BIZ BITCHC WUTZ UR MYSPACE
[17:20] Chacranajxy: I think you have bigger things to worry about
[17:20] playz5373: WUTZ UR NAME BITCH IM GUNNA FIN U
[17:20] playz5373: IN 1 HOUR FRUM NOW IM GONNA BE !@ UR FRONTN POORXH
[17:20] playz5373: WUTZ UR ADREZZ
[17:21] Chacranajxy: it's 395 Washington St.
[17:21] Chacranajxy: room 6b
[17:21] Chacranajxy: Boston MA
[17:21] Chacranajxy: neva been play
[17:21] playz5373: u wuldent dare step foot her bitch if u do ill kick ur azz
[17:21] Chacranajxy: with what?
[17:21] playz5373: i donnnt play round bitch
[17:21] Chacranajxy: what the hell are you gonna do?
[17:21] playz5373: i donn play trround bitch
[17:21] Chacranajxy: yeah, well interestingly enough, the second you answer the door, it's over
[17:22] Chacranajxy: hell, you don't even have to answer it
[17:22] Chacranajxy: I'll get you either way
[17:22] Chacranajxy: i know where you at
[17:22] Chacranajxy: mothafucka I got BRUCE MOBILE
[17:22] Chacranajxy: me and my homies on Lakeshore is gonna cut you up
[17:23] Chacranajxy: where you at dog
[17:24] Chacranajxy: hey, motherfucker
[17:24] Chacranajxy: say something
[17:24] Chacranajxy: fuckING ANSWER YOU TWAT
[17:25] playz5373: DO U KNO EDGEMAN
[17:25] playz5373: IM KUMMIN 4 BOTH U BITCHEZ
[17:25] Chacranajxy: EDGEMAN!!?!?!
[17:25] Chacranajxy: nope
[17:25] Chacranajxy: but he prolly wants to fuck you up too
[17:25] playz5373: u kno wut im not dealin wit diz shit
[17:25] playz5373: KAN U JUS STOP IMIN ME
[17:25] playz5373: I DON PLAY LIK DIZ
[17:25] Chacranajxy: NO
[17:25] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed Jun 06 17:25:23 2007.
[17:26] *** "playz5373" signed on at Wed Jun 06 17:26:37 2007.
[17:26] Chacranajxy: FUKK U BITCH
[17:26] playz5373: kan u stop imin me
[17:27] playz5373: I ODN LIK U
[17:27] Chacranajxy: I won't stop unless you send me money
[17:27] Chacranajxy: over paypal
[17:27] Chacranajxy: otherwise, me and my gang will get u!!
[17:27] playz5373: HAHAHSHAHA BITCH
[17:27] Chacranajxy: you laugh like you have a cock in your mouth
[17:27] Chacranajxy: it might be mine when I get you tied up and before I kill you
[17:28] playz5373: DIK IN YO MOUTH BITCH
[17:29] Chacranajxy: what's your address?
[17:29] playz5373: ur dick
[17:29] Chacranajxy: 395 Washingon?
[17:30] Chacranajxy: hey
[17:30] Chacranajxy: what's your address
[17:30] playz5373: dik in yo mouth bitch
[17:30] Chacranajxy: what's your address?
[17:30] playz5373: u DoN knO
[17:30] playz5373: U kAnt KuM heR ehAHha
[17:31] Chacranajxy: [19:16] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and you in the ass, right?
[19:16] playz5373: yez 4 30 sekz
[17:31] Chacranajxy: [19:16] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and you in the ass, right?
[19:16] playz5373: yez 4 30 sekz
[17:31] Chacranajxy: [19:16] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and you in the ass, right?
[19:16] playz5373: yez 4 30 sekz
[17:31] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed Jun 06 17:31:29 2007.

[17:23] edesman911: hey, are you there?
[17:23] playz5373: yea
[17:23] edesman911: http://a593.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/49/m_e119ef837574150835e534f120c64c08.jpg
[17:23] edesman911: to me
[17:23] edesman911: you look like a FOXY LADY
[17:23] edesman911: I will rape you
[17:23] playz5373: who r u
[17:23] playz5373: ill kill u bitch
[17:23] edesman911: I WILL RAPE YOU
[17:23] playz5373: Chacranajxy u should talk 2 him
[17:23] playz5373: hez prety gay to
[17:23] edesman911: I know him
[17:24] playz5373: hez gay rite
[17:24] playz5373: do u kno hiz adrezz
[17:24] playz5373: lik wher he liv
[17:24] edesman911: yeah, it's 395 washington street
[17:24] edesman911: room 6b
[17:24] edesman911: at least, that's the room of the guy Ima shoot
[17:24] playz5373: HAHHAHA U BITHCH
[17:24] playz5373: I DON FUKKIN PLAY ROUND WIT BITCHEZ LIKE U
[17:24] edesman911: yeah
[17:24] edesman911: oky
[17:24] playz5373: U KNO WUT FUKK DAT SHIT IM GOIN 2 GET U RTITE NOW
[17:24] edesman911: you'll have to
[17:24] edesman911: when I roll up with a 12 guage
[17:25] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed Jun 06 17:25:23 2007.
[17:26] *** "playz5373" signed on at Wed Jun 06 17:26:37 2007.
[17:31] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed Jun 06 17:31:29 2007.

The key seems to be to lull him into a false sense of security and then piss him off.
 
[quote name='depascal22']"6 in da morning, police kick in my door" is a line from a NWA song that Three Six Mafia covered later on.[/quote]

Well, he said the police was at his door.

I'm more curious about this line part of that line

"ALrEaDy KROz Da kITchIN mfOLLo"
Already because the kitchin floor?
 
If u gai's really wanna b in my gang, id like that. kthx. Seriously, if you guys can all pretend you're in my gang, that'll be incredible.

also, after finishing home theater installation today:

[20:07] playz5373: IM OUTSIDE YO DOOR RITE NOW BITCH U BEST WATCH @!!1
[20:07] playz5373: yall don fuc round u her
[20:09] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed Jun 06 20:09:10 2007.
 
[quote name='linkpwns']Well, he said the police was at his door.

I'm more curious about this line part of that line

"ALrEaDy KROz Da kITchIN mfOLLo"
Already because the kitchin floor?[/quote]
already cross the kitchen floor
 
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