first convo isn't so bad. Return to classic form. The second one, from the edesman account. That's somethin'

in' special. It tells us EVERYTHING. Including how to maybe get him in jail. Had a connection issue halfway through. Deal with it.
[19:03] Chacranajxy: yo man
[19:03] *** Auto-response from bvilleballin5373: I am away from my computer right now.
[19:11] bvilleballin5373: hey
[19:11] bvilleballin5373: did i kontak urearly diz week
[19:11] bvilleballin5373: kuz i gut sum stuf on ther
[19:11] Chacranajxy: yah
[19:11] bvilleballin5373: an i kant sell nuthin till next fri unlezz u kan hsip 2day
[19:11] Chacranajxy: why?
[19:11] bvilleballin5373: kuz im in nyc rite nwo but if itz str8 i kan do it
[19:11] Chacranajxy: why you in nyc?
[19:11] Chacranajxy: not boston?
[19:11] bvilleballin5373: if u kan ship 2nite or 2morrow
[19:12] bvilleballin5373: i liv in bozton but im in nyc rite now klearin sum chargez im livin her 4 2 weekz wit my kuzinz but 1nze im out ill b bak
[19:12] Chacranajxy: oh, aight
[19:12] bvilleballin5373: but if u kan ship 2nite or 2morow itz str8 but if u don ur gunna ship 2 tha wrong perzon
[19:12] Chacranajxy: yeah, sure
[19:12] Chacranajxy: that's fine
[19:12] bvilleballin5373: okwell wut did u want agin
[19:12] Chacranajxy: uhm
[19:12] Chacranajxy: Castlevania Chronicles
[19:12] Chacranajxy: and Munch's Odyssey for the Playstation X
[19:13] bvilleballin5373: yeh i got em
[19:13] bvilleballin5373: how much u wana spend
[19:13] bvilleballin5373: i juz got 1 of em 2day aktually
[19:13] bvilleballin5373: itz bran new i got 2 kopiez by acident soim selin 1
[19:13] Chacranajxy: well, I gotta see a pic of Munch's Odyssey for the Playstation X first
[19:13] Chacranajxy: because it's hella rarez
[19:13] Chacranajxy: and I want to see it for old times sake
[19:13] bvilleballin5373: i show u lazt week remmber
[19:14] Chacranajxy: uhm...
[19:14] Chacranajxy: no you didn't
[19:14] bvilleballin5373: u sai u wuz str8 wit it
[19:14] Chacranajxy: I need to see it again then
[19:14] bvilleballin5373: Chacranajxy (8:14:08 PM): im kool wit dat pik
[19:14] bvilleballin5373: datz wut u say
[19:14] bvilleballin5373: u feel me
[19:14] Chacranajxy: well, I must've been high
[19:14] bvilleballin5373: u want wut
[19:14] Chacranajxy: I gotta see it again
[19:14] Chacranajxy: Munch's Odyssey for the Playstation X
[19:15] bvilleballin5373: wut uwana c
[19:15] bvilleballin5373: y da pik??
[19:15] Chacranajxy: yeah
[19:15] Chacranajxy: I want tha pik
[19:15] Chacranajxy: of the game
[19:15] Chacranajxy: preferebly a photograph
[19:15] bvilleballin5373: wut game
[19:15] Chacranajxy: Munch's Odyssey for the Playstation X
[19:16] bvilleballin5373: yeh i got it
[19:16] bvilleballin5373: i gutta fin my kamera tho
[19:16] bvilleballin5373: itll be a min
[19:16] bvilleballin5373: i gut ir round here sumwher tho
[19:16] Chacranajxy: that's koo
[19:19] bvilleballin5373: wutz it rated
[19:20] Chacranajxy: It's rated Q for Universally Okee-Dokee
[19:20] bvilleballin5373: i mean iz it t or m or e wut iz it
[19:20] Chacranajxy: o its T
[19:20] bvilleballin5373: 18+17+ or 12+ uwt iz it
[19:20] bvilleballin5373: so 12+
[19:20] Chacranajxy: 12+
[19:20] bvilleballin5373: ok
[19:20] Chacranajxy: yah
[19:20] bvilleballin5373: jhus wunderin kuz i gut 1 mix up
[19:20] Chacranajxy: its koo
[19:23] bvilleballin5373: itz 4 playstation???/////
[19:23] Chacranajxy: Playstation XX
[19:23] Chacranajxy: its tha new one
[19:23] bvilleballin5373: ps3//
[19:24] bvilleballin5373: ooo u mean da new psxx
[19:24] bvilleballin5373: i jus got dat shit itz tite
[19:24] Chacranajxy: yeeah
[19:24] bvilleballin5373: i got da 1zt 1
[19:24] Chacranajxy: nice
[19:24] bvilleballin5373: itz not out in amerikkah yet
[19:24] bvilleballin5373: ill sell u it
[19:24] Chacranajxy: well, I need a pic first
[19:24] Chacranajxy: I need the system and that Munch's Odyssey game
[19:26] bvilleballin5373: in 1 piK??
[19:26] bvilleballin5373: i gutta do it in 2
[19:26] Chacranajxy: that's fine
[19:32] *** You have been disconnected. Sat Sep 01 19:32:26 2007.
[19:34] *** "bvilleballin5373" signed on at Sat Sep 01 19:34:28 2007.
[19:35] Chacranajxy: j00 got da pix yet?
[19:36] bvilleballin5373: i juz gav it 2 u
[19:36] Chacranajxy: wat?!
[19:36] Chacranajxy: send it again please
[19:36] Chacranajxy: because I did not receive the picture
[19:39] bvilleballin5373:
[19:39] Chacranajxy: uhm... what, exactly, am I looking at?
[19:39] Chacranajxy: that's... seriously, a mess
[19:39] Chacranajxy: I just want a photograph
[19:40] bvilleballin5373: yez itz how japan lookz
[19:40] bvilleballin5373: itz furm japan
[19:40] bvilleballin5373: dery wird lookin
[19:40] bvilleballin5373: if u don belive me fukk u den im all str8 tho
[19:40] Chacranajxy: well okay, I believe you
[19:41] bvilleballin5373: ok how much u ana sen
[19:42] Chacranajxy: uhm... like $5?
[19:42] bvilleballin5373: nooo
[19:42] bvilleballin5373: mor lik $50
[19:42] Chacranajxy: fo tha system and the game?
[19:43] bvilleballin5373: nooooo
[19:43] bvilleballin5373: da system iz bran new
[19:43] bvilleballin5373: $500
[19:43] Chacranajxy: wat!?
[19:43] bvilleballin5373: if ubuy it frum japan itz $2000
[19:43] Chacranajxy: well I buy from u
[19:43] bvilleballin5373: so itz a good deale if ur smart
[19:43] Chacranajxy: why it still so much?
[19:43] bvilleballin5373: kuz u kan eazily sell it
[19:43] bvilleballin5373: wher do u live
[19:43] Chacranajxy: I live in the Bronx
[19:44] bvilleballin5373: ooo
[19:44] bvilleballin5373: i gutta go
[19:44] Chacranajxy: wait
[19:44] Chacranajxy: why?
[19:45] Chacranajxy: we haven't finished our transaction
[19:46] *** "bvilleballin5373" signed off at Sat Sep 01 19:46:32 2007.
[19:46] *** "bvilleballin5373" signed on at Sat Sep 01 19:46:50 2007.
[19:55] *** "bvilleballin5373" signed off at Sat Sep 01 19:55:13 2007.
[18:59] edesman911: hey
[18:59] edesman911: I herd j00 got sum stuff to $ell
[19:02] edesman911: hey
[19:02] edesman911: hey
[19:11] bvilleballin5373: who r u
[19:11] edesman911: an interested buyer
[19:11] edesman911: and an interesting person
[19:12] bvilleballin5373: ok wut u want an wher u her boutme??
[19:12] edesman911: but first, I gotta ask... what's up with that profile
[19:12] edesman911: you go to jail or somethin?
[19:12] bvilleballin5373: nonof ur fukkin buzinezz
[19:13] edesman911: what?
[19:13] edesman911: what'd I do?
[19:13] edesman911: what'd you do, Phillip?
[19:13] edesman911: how'd you end up in jail?
[19:13] bvilleballin5373: HOW U KNO
[19:13] bvilleballin5373: WHO IZ DIZ
[19:13] edesman911: THIS IS ROB LOWE
[19:13] edesman911: YOU NEVER SENT ME MY

ING GAME
[19:14] bvilleballin5373: wut da fukk u tlakin bout
[19:14] bvilleballin5373: i wuzen even in my houze 4 lik awhle
[19:14] edesman911: yeah?
[19:14] edesman911: well..
[19:14] bvilleballin5373: lizen lil kid u don kno me so shut up b4 i fukkin kill u
[19:14] edesman911: what was your address?
[19:15] edesman911: 351 Washington St.?
[19:15] edesman911: Boston MA
[19:15] edesman911: uhm... so tell me
[19:15] edesman911: how'd you get in jail
[19:15] edesman911: who snitched?
[19:15] bvilleballin5373: iz diz brad
[19:15] edesman911: it might be
[19:15] edesman911: so who snitched?
[19:15] edesman911: how'd you get caught?
[19:16] edesman911: I could help u out next time it happens
[19:16] bvilleballin5373: ur a fagg!1
[19:16] edesman911: why?
[19:16] edesman911: just tell me how you got caught
[19:16] bvilleballin5373: kuz i don kno u den u aktink lik u kno me in shit
[19:16] bvilleballin5373: only sum1 whoz a fag wuld wnana talk 2 a dude lik diz
[19:17] edesman911: oh yeah?
[19:17] edesman911: well, you're talking to me
[19:17] edesman911: are you a fag?
[19:17] bvilleballin5373: NO UR A FAGG U GET FUKKED UP DA ASZZ BUT UR BOY MURPHY U LIL BITCH
[19:17] edesman911: heh, you musta gotten fukked up da aszz... being in jail and all
[19:17] edesman911: how long were you there 4?
[19:17] bvilleballin5373: wut u kno bout dat
[19:18] edesman911: not much
[19:18] bvilleballin5373: hav u ever been in b4
[19:18] edesman911: thta's why I'm asking
[19:18] edesman911: nope
[19:18] bvilleballin5373: 4 azzualt an burglarie or sumthin
[19:18] edesman911: uh uh
[19:18] bvilleballin5373: ohh well itz gay azz fuk and u dut wann
[19:18] edesman911: what'd you get arrested 4?
[19:18] bvilleballin5373: how u kno i get arrezted
[19:18] bvilleballin5373: who r u
[19:18] edesman911: if you went to jail, you had to have gotten arrested
[19:18] edesman911: jus tell me what happen, Phil
[19:19] bvilleballin5373: WHO IZ DIZ
[19:20] bvilleballin5373: Y U AZKIN ME QUZ LIK DIZ N SHIT
[19:20] edesman911: just answer the question plz
[19:20] edesman911: just tell me
[19:20] bvilleballin5373: do i kno u
[19:21] edesman911: no
[19:21] edesman911: but tell me anyway
[19:21] edesman911: I want to know how you got arrested
[19:21] edesman911: was it for scamming people?
[19:21] bvilleballin5373: i don skam
[19:21] bvilleballin5373: an how u kno ive ben arezted
[19:21] edesman911: was it for robbery?
[19:21] bvilleballin5373: howd u kno
[19:21] bvilleballin5373: burglarey dey sey
[19:22] edesman911: who'd you rob?
[19:22] bvilleballin5373: none of ur fukkin buzinezz HWO R U
[19:22] edesman911: WHO DID YOU ROB BOY
[19:22] edesman911: Whyd you do it!?
[19:22] bvilleballin5373: stop azkin qz
[19:22] bvilleballin5373: how do u blok sum1
[19:22] edesman911: You can't
[19:22] edesman911: why'd you rob him?
[19:22] bvilleballin5373: ur gay
[19:23] edesman911: what'd you steal?
[19:23] bvilleballin5373: wherd u get my skreen nam
[19:23] edesman911: from yo butt, boy
[19:23] edesman911: it came out yo butt when you was gettin' ass pounded in prison
[19:23] bvilleballin5373: wow u rly r gay
[19:23] bvilleballin5373: i alredy new ppl ther if anythin hapen id b da 1 doin ra rapein but im not lik dat so fukk u
[19:24] edesman911: who were the people there? Your fellow gang-members?
[19:24] bvilleballin5373: who r u
[19:24] bvilleballin5373: r u law enforzemnt
[19:24] edesman911: no
[19:24] edesman911: if I was, I would know why you were arrested
[19:24] edesman911: I just wanna know
[19:24] edesman911: coz we did a trade deal back a while ago
[19:25] edesman911: and you got arrested or somethin' so you didn't get the money I sent
[19:25] bvilleballin5373: i neva trade witu
[19:25] bvilleballin5373: u trade wit sum1 on aim
[19:26] bvilleballin5373: hiz name iz naescag on aim
[19:26] bvilleballin5373: he tell me he trad wit u
[19:26] bvilleballin5373: and he ripp u off!!1
[19:26] edesman911: he did rip me off
[19:26] edesman911: look, I want to send the money
[19:26] bvilleballin5373: u owe me $$
[19:26] edesman911: but I wont' do it unless you tell me how you got arrested
[19:26] bvilleballin5373: i jus remmber
[19:26] bvilleballin5373: how much did u ow me
[19:27] edesman911: $100
[19:27] edesman911: I won't send it unless you tell me how you got arrested
[19:27] edesman911: if you tell me that, I'll pay you tha 100
[19:27] edesman911: + some more $$$
[19:27] bvilleballin5373: ull pay me $200
[19:27] bvilleballin5373: if i tell u??/
[19:28] edesman911: will you tell me for that much?
[19:28] edesman911: I will pay you $200 for you to tell me how you got arrested and went to jail
[19:29] edesman911: but u gotta tell em
[19:29] edesman911: me
[19:29] bvilleballin5373: r u seriouz
[19:29] edesman911: yeah
[19:29] edesman911: I'm dead serious
[19:30] edesman911: so tell me
[19:30] edesman911: and then money's yours
[19:34] *** You are currently disconnected. Messages will not be received.
[19:34] edesman911: sorry man
[19:34] *** You are currently disconnected. Messages will not be received.
[19:34] edesman911: got disconnected
[19:34] *** You are currently disconnected. Messages will not be received.
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[19:34] edesman911: yo, you there?
[19:34] *** You are currently disconnected. Messages will not be received.
[19:35] *** "bvilleballin5373" signed on at Sat Sep 01 19:35:02 2007.
[19:35] edesman911: yo, you there
[19:35] edesman911: sorry, I got disconnected
[19:35] bvilleballin5373: of kourze i am
[19:35] edesman911: okay, I will pay you 200
[19:35] bvilleballin5373: r u in a trailor storm
[19:35] edesman911: for you to tell me how you got arrested
[19:35] edesman911: no, my internet connection got jacked
[19:36] bvilleballin5373: ok if u pay me $200 in kash ill doit
[19:36] edesman911: yeah, I'll do it
[19:36] edesman911: definitely
[19:36] edesman911: so kan u tell me now plz
[19:37] bvilleballin5373: ok i wuz near standord sum kracka azz tourizt bitch kame out i grabb da bitch threw her in da alley an stole her watch purze everyhin
[19:37] bvilleballin5373: i though i get awy but
[19:37] bvilleballin5373: i wuz follow hom an arrezted
[19:37] bvilleballin5373: and den afta i wuz on probotion
[19:37] bvilleballin5373: i brok into sum1z aprtment and sum1 kall da fone on me tellin wut happen
[19:38] bvilleballin5373: alzo dey found khargez on gang kontrol frum a yaer ago
[19:38] bvilleballin5373: so im on supaviztion now but i lef bozton an hidin in ny rite now
[19:38] edesman911: aiight
[19:38] bvilleballin5373: im in bville rit now in ny
[19:38] edesman911: are you supposed to stay in boston or somethin'?
[19:38] bvilleballin5373: ok wen u gunna sen
[19:38] edesman911: I dunno how that works
[19:38] bvilleballin5373: sen it 2
[19:38] bvilleballin5373: 78 s 1st st brooklyn ny 11211
[19:39] edesman911: sure
[19:39] edesman911: I'll do that tonite
[19:39] edesman911: you shud get the money tumorrow
[19:39] edesman911: but before dat
[19:39] edesman911: kan you fill in the details
[19:39] edesman911: lik, how long you was in jail?
[19:40] bvilleballin5373: y u kare im out now
[19:41] bvilleballin5373: i wuz in 4 thru out
[19:41] edesman911: I just wanna know
[19:41] bvilleballin5373: i jus got out 2 weekz ago
[19:41] bvilleballin5373: i wuz in sinze june
[19:41] edesman911: and you gotta tell me everything so I send tha money
[19:41] bvilleballin5373: im rely supos 2 be in bozton but aint no 1 fin me
[19:41] edesman911: thas coo
[19:42] bvilleballin5373: wher do u liv
[19:42] edesman911: I'm from Kali
[19:42] bvilleballin5373: r u frum la
[19:43] edesman911: no
[19:44] edesman911: so wen u went to da jail, was any of your fellow gang memers there?
[19:46] *** "bvilleballin5373" signed off at Sat Sep 01 19:46:32 2007.
[19:46] *** "bvilleballin5373" signed on at Sat Sep 01 19:46:50 2007.
[19:46] edesman911: hey
[19:47] bvilleballin5373: ok wen u gunna send
[19:47] edesman911: you still there
[19:47] bvilleballin5373: wut u think
[19:47] edesman911: okay I send tonite
[19:47] edesman911: yes, you did have other gang members there?
[19:47] bvilleballin5373: im not tell in ud at
[19:47] bvilleballin5373: i alredy tell u da
[19:47] edesman911: well, okay, what if I pay you another $100
[19:48] edesman911: if you tell me the names of the other people in your gang
[19:48] bvilleballin5373: no
[19:48] bvilleballin5373: stop azkin me dat!
[19:48] bvilleballin5373: i aint tell in u nuhtin bout dat
[19:48] edesman911: fine
[19:48] bvilleballin5373: y u wana kno r u sum1 i kno
[19:49] edesman911: then tell me somethin' else
[19:49] edesman911: what's your ebay account name?
[19:49] edesman911: I'll pay u 100 to tell me
[19:49] bvilleballin5373: I dOn HAv 1 Ne MOre
[19:49] bvilleballin5373: I jUZ gOT bAK oN tGn
[19:49] edesman911: well what's your account there then?
[19:49] bvilleballin5373: AfTEr iGot Bak i DOnt HAvE paYT pAL
[19:49] bvilleballin5373: sO Ur GUnna Hv 2 wAit
[19:50] edesman911: well wat was your old ebay account
[19:50] edesman911: I will send you cash for this info
[19:51] bvilleballin5373: philballa5373 ithink
[19:52] edesman911: what is your TGN account?
[19:52] edesman911: the new one
[19:52] bvilleballin5373: i don hav a new 1
[19:53] bvilleballin5373: i kan kreate 1 tho
[19:53] bvilleballin5373: i had a new 1 but i 4get da pazzwurd
[19:53] bvilleballin5373: im gunna hav 1 make anutha new 1
[19:53] edesman911: well what was tha old one then?
[19:54] bvilleballin5373: I doN rEMbER It WUz OvA a YeaR gAGo
[19:54] edesman911: do you like sex?
[19:54] bvilleballin5373: YO IM SIGNIN OFF NOW
[19:54] bvilleballin5373: SUM FAGG WONT LEAVE ME ALONE
[19:54] edesman911: to have sex with boy
[19:54] bvilleballin5373: IM HIM HIZ NAME IZ
[19:54] bvilleballin5373: NAESCAG ON AIM HEZ A FAGG HE WANTZ 2 HAV SEX WIT U FO FREE
[19:54] bvilleballin5373: IF U WANT SUM
[19:55] bvilleballin5373: WEN HEZ OFF ILL B ON
[19:55] edesman911: OH THAT FAGGIT
[19:55] edesman911: HE

ED IT UP
[19:55] edesman911:

HIM
[19:55] bvilleballin5373: AN U BEZT MAIL DAT SHIT 2MORROW OR IM KUMIN 4 U
[19:55] edesman911:

YOU TOO
[19:55] edesman911: I MAIL YOU POISON
[19:55] *** "bvilleballin5373" signed off at Sat Sep 01 19:55:13 2007.
Incredible. It's so sad. We know he went to jail, what for, where he is now, that he's diong something illegal that could prolly get him put away for a while, and his old ebay account. I win.