The OFFICIAL Trade Scams Thread: A Meeting of the Minds

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BigBang92 (5:14:19 PM): Yo homie watz up
bvilleballin5373 (5:15:07 PM): yo ok wutz krackin
BigBang92 (5:15:09 PM): u memba hoo diz iz
bvilleballin5373 (5:15:25 PM): kan u im gundamz145 and tell him im good sella
bvilleballin5373 (5:15:34 PM): gundamz145
bvilleballin5373 (5:15:34 PM): gundamz145
bvilleballin5373 (5:15:34 PM): gundamz145
bvilleballin5373 (5:15:35 PM): gundamz145
bvilleballin5373 (5:15:35 PM): gundamz145
bvilleballin5373 (5:15:35 PM): gundamz145
BigBang92 (5:15:22 PM): ye boi, i do it now
bvilleballin5373 (5:15:36 PM): gundamz145
bvilleballin5373 (5:15:36 PM): gundamz145
bvilleballin5373 (5:15:42 PM): u Beta
BigBang92 (5:15:48 PM): bro, itz jonez
bvilleballin5373 (5:16:21 PM): wher u been
BigBang92 (5:16:22 PM): i ben on aim, wherr u ben at
bvilleballin5373 (5:16:55 PM): u kno wher im @ im bak in boston but i kant leave me apt 4 a few weekz itz gaye
BigBang92 (5:16:55 PM): y nut boi?
bvilleballin5373 (5:17:29 PM): I GOT DIZ GAY AZZ THANG STRAP AROUNDE ME LEG
BigBang92 (5:17:26 PM): whut da fuk?
BigBang92 (5:17:50 PM): whut happnd
bvilleballin5373 (5:18:13 PM): U Kno WUt HaPPen
bvilleballin5373 (5:18:17 PM): i Kut It OFf LazT tIME
bvilleballin5373 (5:18:20 PM): And Den I wUz IN nY
bvilleballin5373 (5:18:29 PM): aNd nOW i Got it BAka AgINE i WUZ in JaiL 4 2 WEEKz AgAin
bvilleballin5373 (5:18:35 PM): Den Dey GaVe iT 2 Me AGaiN
bvilleballin5373 (5:18:39 PM): I KaNT hiDE dIZ tIme
bvilleballin5373 (5:18:44 PM): ANd My UnkLE gOT in TRoUBLew
bvilleballin5373 (5:18:46 PM): 4 hiDin Me
bvilleballin5373 (5:18:50 PM): nOw hE wONt SPeak 2 ME
BigBang92 (5:18:45 PM): o zhit
BigBang92 (5:18:54 PM): how did dey kath u?
bvilleballin5373 (5:19:16 PM): iREturN 2 mY aPT
bvilleballin5373 (5:19:23 PM): POLIZE SAY DEY GOT TIP OFF
bvilleballin5373 (5:19:30 PM): I WUNDER WHO DID IT IT HAZ 2 B SUM1 ELZE IN MY KOMPLEX
BigBang92 (5:19:44 PM): yo doz niggaz in cho komplex is bitchez
bvilleballin5373 (5:19:59 PM): I TALK 2 GORGE HE LIVEZ NEXT DOOR 2 ME
bvilleballin5373 (5:20:04 PM): HE SAY HE DONT KNO
bvilleballin5373 (5:20:11 PM): HE HOOKED UP UP WIT SUM GREEN THO
bvilleballin5373 (5:20:21 PM): 4 FrEE bUT he Say IguttA Pyy HiM Bak
bvilleballin5373 (5:20:31 PM): r u ever kuim bak here
BigBang92 (5:20:32 PM): i dun no
BigBang92 (5:20:39 PM): waz dat da goo shit bro
bvilleballin5373 (5:20:57 PM): r u still in nc
BigBang92 (5:21:18 PM): ye bro
BigBang92 (5:21:24 PM): zo watz ben up wit u
bvilleballin5373 (5:21:45 PM): y u gutta b livin wit da white folkz not anutha nigga in site
bvilleballin5373 (5:21:49 PM): nuthin her
bvilleballin5373 (5:22:06 PM): ive beenp layin gamez n shit n watchin dvdz an all dat, i aint gut nuthin 2 do all day itz torturee
bvilleballin5373 (5:22:20 PM): sum1 sent me sum shoota game in da mail
bvilleballin5373 (5:22:26 PM): john wooe itz koo
BigBang92 (5:22:16 PM): wat gam iz it
bvilleballin5373 (5:22:31 PM): u want me 2 get u 1
bvilleballin5373 (5:22:34 PM): itz kalled john wooe
BigBang92 (5:22:21 PM): koo shi
BigBang92 (5:22:25 PM): na its goo
bvilleballin5373 (5:22:42 PM): itz 4 da xb360
bvilleballin5373 (5:22:55 PM): yo u shuld sell shit onlinee
BigBang92 (5:22:41 PM): ho did u get da xb360 bro?
bvilleballin5373 (5:22:58 PM): u kan tell sum1
bvilleballin5373 (5:23:05 PM): im gunna send u sumthin and den u say it get lozt in male
bvilleballin5373 (5:23:25 PM): i nade $200 in 2 weekz by diz
bvilleballin5373 (5:23:30 PM): an i got 4 free gamez
bvilleballin5373 (5:23:35 PM): so datz lik hundredz of dolla value
BigBang92 (5:23:23 PM): nic job
bvilleballin5373 (5:23:49 PM): i wuz workin at kfc to but dey fire me
BigBang92 (5:23:40 PM): yo how did u get da xb360 bro
bvilleballin5373 (5:23:56 PM): say i wuz gone to long 4 unknown rezon wen i wuz in da pen
BigBang92 (5:23:58 PM): tell dem u waz in da pen
bvilleballin5373 (5:24:17 PM): i dint
bvilleballin5373 (5:24:22 PM): i jus told em sumthin kame up
bvilleballin5373 (5:24:27 PM): i thinke dey juz razizt
bvilleballin5373 (5:24:34 PM): if wite perzon take vakation
BigBang92 (5:24:25 PM): dos fukkin krakaz
bvilleballin5373 (5:24:40 PM): ok datz koo 4 em
bvilleballin5373 (5:24:43 PM): if blak perzon
bvilleballin5373 (5:24:47 PM): ohhh u kriminal u fired!@!!1
bvilleballin5373 (5:25:01 PM): u shuld move 2 da dtx
bvilleballin5373 (5:25:13 PM): but tho itz nica in Nc
BigBang92 (5:25:10 PM): 2 mane dam krakaz
BigBang92 (5:25:22 PM): yo boi wher did u get dat xbox bro?
bvilleballin5373 (5:25:55 PM): DA XB360
bvilleballin5373 (5:26:22 PM): y u wana kno lol but ne way imet sum1 on dat lizt site and den gave em sum reale $$4
bvilleballin5373 (5:26:26 PM): ok dey sell it 4 $300
bvilleballin5373 (5:26:32 PM): i g ive em $100 in real billz
bvilleballin5373 (5:26:34 PM): $200 kounterfet
BigBang92 (5:26:37 PM): datz mad koo
bvilleballin5373 (5:27:01 PM): i don do dat to much tho i got truble yearz ago 4 it
BigBang92 (5:26:57 PM): how do u get peeps 2 giv u money on da indanet
bvilleballin5373 (5:27:19 PM): u jus go tgn
BigBang92 (5:27:33 PM): ye bro wat do i do on tgn
bvilleballin5373 (5:27:56 PM): herez wut u do
bvilleballin5373 (5:28:00 PM): u go on da forum look 4 aim namez
bvilleballin5373 (5:28:03 PM): or emaile
bvilleballin5373 (5:28:09 PM): an den u azk em on aim bout shit
bvilleballin5373 (5:28:19 PM): u give em good deale and den wen dey want da game u say utalk 2 uzpz and it lozt
BigBang92 (5:28:16 PM): bro wat if dey wan pics of da gam
bvilleballin5373 (5:29:23 PM): U juz go google.kom imagesearcheing
bvilleballin5373 (5:29:29 PM): ebay.kom
bvilleballin5373 (5:29:39 PM): i lik rippin em off kuz dedy probley wite
bvilleballin5373 (5:29:44 PM): i h8 krackaz
bvilleballin5373 (5:29:49 PM): and dey give me dey koollege $$$
BigBang92 (5:29:36 PM): ye doz dam krakaz
bvilleballin5373 (5:29:58 PM): iv been orderin foode in all weeke
bvilleballin5373 (5:30:10 PM): givin nize tip
BigBang92 (5:29:56 PM): how u ben gettin da foo
bvilleballin5373 (5:30:16 PM): u order it
bvilleballin5373 (5:30:39 PM): im gettin sum mo in lik 10 minz
bvilleballin5373 (5:31:11 PM): im gettin it frum upper kruzt dat shytz prety fancy
BigBang92 (5:30:58 PM): nic
BigBang92 (5:31:18 PM): watz dat uppa kruzt shit
bvilleballin5373 (5:31:37 PM): 723-9600 u jus kall and dey send dat syt
BigBang92 (5:31:35 PM): oh shitz
BigBang92 (5:31:51 PM): yo i ned 2 go son
BigBang92 (5:31:54 PM): soon
bvilleballin5373 (5:32:13 PM): ok do uwtever u gutta doe
BigBang92 (5:32:38 PM): ya bro i ned to get zome foo
bvilleballin5373 (5:32:58 PM): kkkkkk
BigBang92 (5:33:24 PM): im havin madd kchikn bro
bvilleballin5373 (5:33:44 PM): koo wut kinde
BigBang92 (5:33:38 PM): frid bro
BigBang92 (5:33:45 PM): iz der otha kindz?
bvilleballin5373 (5:33:59 PM): u bezt b goin den u dont want it kolde
bvilleballin5373 (5:34:06 PM): wut u thank i wuz azkin kfc popey
BigBang92 (5:34:06 PM): oh bro i gotz kfc bro
BigBang92 (5:34:11 PM): aight im gonna go
bvilleballin5373 (5:34:29 PM): u BEzST
bvilleballin5373 (5:34:33 PM): KEep Dat uP
bvilleballin5373 signed off at 5:35:38 PM.
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BigBang92 (5:33:24 PM): im havin madd kchikn bro
bvilleballin5373 (5:33:44 PM): koo wut kinde
BigBang92 (5:33:38 PM): frid bro
BigBang92 (5:33:45 PM): iz der otha kindz?
bvilleballin5373 (5:33:59 PM): u bezt b goin den u dont want it kolde
bvilleballin5373 (5:34:06 PM): wut u thank i wuz azkin kfc popey
BigBang92 (5:34:06 PM): oh bro i gotz kfc bro
 
Guys Hes Online Right Now!

Schn00kumz (3:29:04 PM): Yo man wats up
bvilleballin5373 (3:29:14 PM): who u
bvilleballin5373 (3:29:27 PM): iz u onlyontruth
Schn00kumz (3:29:46 PM): Na but I saw your profile for tradin
bvilleballin5373 (3:30:01 PM): wutz up
Schn00kumz (3:30:04 PM): You got some tight shit on there, but I wanted sumthin special
bvilleballin5373 (3:30:41 PM): wut
bvilleballin5373 (3:30:44 PM): i mite hav it
bvilleballin5373 (3:30:47 PM): ih av 100000z of titlez
Schn00kumz (3:30:45 PM): Oh shit!
bvilleballin5373 (3:30:55 PM): i kant garantee evetrythang
bvilleballin5373 (3:30:58 PM): but i kan chek if i hav it
Schn00kumz (3:30:53 PM): Yo, I'm looking for dat new 50 cents game
bvilleballin5373 (3:31:20 PM): 4 wut system
Schn00kumz (3:31:59 PM): Its for the PS3
bvilleballin5373 (3:32:17 PM): let me chek
bvilleballin5373 (3:32:18 PM): i think i do
bvilleballin5373 (3:32:20 PM): hold on a sek
bvilleballin5373 (3:32:24 PM): yez iu got it
bvilleballin5373 (3:32:27 PM): do u want it new or uzed
Schn00kumz (3:32:56 PM): Yo, is it the special edition with the crazy recording with him and MCButtsecks?
bvilleballin5373 (3:33:48 PM): yez
bvilleballin5373 (3:33:50 PM): i jus got it
bvilleballin5373 (3:33:52 PM): itz bran new
bvilleballin5373 (3:34:01 PM): itz da bezt game i eva paly u shuld buy it off me kuz itz hard 2 get
Schn00kumz (3:33:59 PM): Holy shit, I've been looking for that for like 4 weeks
bvilleballin5373 (3:34:13 PM): yea long time itz new tho so hard 2 find
bvilleballin5373 (3:34:20 PM): how much were u gunna pay
Schn00kumz (3:34:23 PM): Well, how much is yours bro?
bvilleballin5373 (3:34:47 PM): u tell me 1zt
Schn00kumz (3:35:08 PM): I was gonna pay like 20 dollaz for it
bvilleballin5373 (3:35:20 PM): ok
bvilleballin5373 (3:35:25 PM): ill sell it4 lezz
bvilleballin5373 (3:35:33 PM): iz da koo
Schn00kumz (3:35:43 PM): Yo how much
bvilleballin5373 (3:35:53 PM): $17
bvilleballin5373 (3:36:04 PM): itz lik $90 on ebay.kom
bvilleballin5373 (3:36:10 PM): diz iz a good deal
Schn00kumz (3:36:14 PM): Yeah, its fuckin' goo
bvilleballin5373 (3:36:22 PM): so u gnna BuY OR U gUNna KeeP me WaITin
Schn00kumz (3:36:22 PM): You got a pic though bro?
bvilleballin5373 (3:36:33 PM): yez
bvilleballin5373 (3:36:35 PM): so do u want it
bvilleballin5373 (3:36:38 PM): send da $$$ 2
bvilleballin5373 (3:36:40 PM): philip monez
bvilleballin5373 (3:36:42 PM): 395 washington st
bvilleballin5373 (3:36:44 PM): boston ma 02108
bvilleballin5373 (3:36:45 PM): thx
bvilleballin5373 (3:36:47 PM): wen u gunna send
Schn00kumz (3:36:52 PM): Yeah bro, I wanna see a picture of it though
bvilleballin5373 (3:37:04 PM): of wut
Schn00kumz (3:37:25 PM): Of the game yo! I wanna make sure it has the special MCButtsekst Recording on that shit
bvilleballin5373 (3:37:49 PM): yea i got a pik
bvilleballin5373 (3:37:53 PM): y didnt u azk b4
Schn00kumz (3:37:52 PM): I forgot yo
bvilleballin5373 (3:38:27 PM): ok im snappin a shot rite now
bvilleballin5373 (3:38:31 PM): kAn UW aIT a miNUTe oR tWQo
Schn00kumz (3:39:02 PM): Yeah
Schn00kumz (3:39:05 PM): I can wait bro
bvilleballin5373 (3:40:53 PM): wutz da rap battle kall
Schn00kumz (3:41:09 PM): Its MCButtsecks VS 50 Cents
bvilleballin5373 (3:43:10 PM): i took apik
Schn00kumz (3:43:16 PM): Cool
bvilleballin5373 (3:44:03 PM): http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6383/50centyx0.png
bvilleballin5373 (3:44:17 PM): datz it rite
Schn00kumz (3:44:42 PM): OH GOD! THAT'S THE ONE!
bvilleballin5373 (3:44:51 PM): i told u
bvilleballin5373 (3:44:55 PM): sen da $50 2
bvilleballin5373 (3:44:56 PM): philip monez
bvilleballin5373 (3:44:58 PM): 395 washington st
bvilleballin5373 (3:45:00 PM): boston ma 02108
Schn00kumz (3:45:06 PM): Bro, you told me 17 dollaz before
Schn00kumz (3:45:09 PM): What is that shit?
bvilleballin5373 (3:45:27 PM): i wuz jokin
bvilleballin5373 (3:45:28 PM): itz $17
bvilleballin5373 (3:45:33 PM): i wuz jus sein if u pay atnetin
Schn00kumz (3:45:39 PM): Oh, you got me laughin' son.
Schn00kumz (3:45:47 PM): Yo man, are you gay too?
bvilleballin5373 (3:45:52 PM): no
bvilleballin5373 (3:45:54 PM): sum1 here iz
bvilleballin5373 (3:45:56 PM): hiz aim name iz
bvilleballin5373 (3:45:57 PM): naescag
Schn00kumz (3:46:01 PM): I've been told you've done crazy shit at parties
bvilleballin5373 (3:46:03 PM): u shuld hav sex wit h=i fag azz
bvilleballin5373 (3:46:06 PM): i hav but nuthin gay
bvilleballin5373 (3:46:18 PM): wen r u gunna sen da $$$
Schn00kumz (3:46:50 PM): Like, bro, like 2 days. My name and address will be on the envelope
bvilleballin5373 (3:46:58 PM): ok
bvilleballin5373 (3:47:04 PM): thx 4 tradin i hop u hav good nite
bvilleballin5373 (3:47:10 PM): ur prety kool
Schn00kumz (3:47:18 PM): Yo, you sure you don't wanna do anything gay?
bvilleballin5373 (3:47:54 PM): Xevile bunnyX iz ur man
Schn00kumz (3:48:29 PM): Yeah bro?
Schn00kumz (3:48:33 PM): Cause this guy
bvilleballin5373 (3:48:43 PM): NO MORE GAY TALK IM LEAVIN
Schn00kumz (3:48:45 PM): Chacranajxy, he told me he once peed in your mouth and shit
bvilleballin5373 signed off at 3:48:49 PM.

Not his best work
 
[15:38] naescag: Duuuuuuude
[15:38] naescag: You scammed me
[15:39] bvilleballin5373: who u
[15:39] naescag: A guy you scammed
[15:39] naescag: And guess what Phil?
[15:39] naescag: I live in Massachusetts now
[15:39] naescag: 30 minutes away from Boston
[15:39] bvilleballin5373: im not phil foo
[15:39] bvilleballin5373: im carlos
[15:39] naescag: Yeah, you are.
[15:39] naescag: I still have your address.
[15:39] bvilleballin5373: im not blak bitgch
[15:39] bvilleballin5373: my adrezz iz
[15:40] bvilleballin5373: in texas
[15:40] bvilleballin5373: so u got da wrong guy
[15:40] naescag: I'm warning you, Phil
[15:40] bvilleballin5373: whoz hpil
[15:41] bvilleballin5373: i dont like him
[15:41] bvilleballin5373: i don kno wut ur sayin
[15:42] naescag: 395 Washington Street
[15:42] bvilleballin5373: i don spek englizh
[15:42] naescag: Boston, MA
[15:42] bvilleballin5373: i kant read wut u ritde
[15:42] naescag: 02018
[15:42] bvilleballin5373: datz all i kan say i jus move here frum otha kuntry
[15:42] bvilleballin5373: UR A FAG
[15:42] naescag: Phil, give me my money back.
[15:42] naescag: I'm warning you.
[15:43] bvilleballin5373: who r u
[15:43] naescag: Dude, you scammed me.
[15:43] naescag: I even contacted the FBI
[15:43] bvilleballin5373: ???? wut lenguage r u sain
[15:43] bvilleballin5373: i kagwe say wytae langu w4u? ??
[15:43] bvilleballin5373: i speak diff lang
[15:44] naescag: I know you speak ebonics, but it's close to English
[15:44] bvilleballin5373: heerez a good site 4 u
[15:44] bvilleballin5373: www.imafagg.com
[15:44] naescag: It's like the inbred step brother of English
[15:44] naescag: Dude I live so close to you know, I should come pay you a visit
[15:45] bvilleballin5373: id kik ur azz
[15:45] naescag: Hopefully your fighting abilities are better than your writing abilities.
[15:46] bvilleballin5373: did u sen $30 lazt week
[15:46] naescag: No
[15:46] naescag: It was months ago
[15:46] bvilleballin5373: ok den i dindt trade wit u
[15:46] bvilleballin5373: i jus started lik 2 dayz ago
[15:46] bvilleballin5373: do u want ne gamez i got tonz
[15:47] naescag: Give me my $80 back
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: wut $80
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: sum1 elze haz it
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: hiz name on aim iz Xevile bunnyX
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: Xevile bunnyX
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: Xevile bunnyX
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: Xevile bunnyX
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: Xevile bunnyX
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: Xevile bunnyX
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: Xevile bunnyX
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: Xevile bunnyX
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: Xevile bunnyX
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: Xevile bunnyX
[15:47] naescag: I paid you for games I never recieved!
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: Xevile bunnyX haked my skreen name and did it
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: hez a fag datz y he got bunny in hiz name
[15:47] bvilleballin5373: u shuld im him hez gay lik u
[15:47] naescag: I'm lucky enough to live in Worcester, MA now
[15:48] bvilleballin5373: u liv in gayland $$$$$$ now
[15:48] bvilleballin5373: u fagg
[15:48] naescag: I'll come to 395 Washington if I have to fucker
[15:48] bvilleballin5373: and ill nock yo head in wit a bat bitcHE
[15:48] naescag: It's only about 30 minutes away
[15:48] bvilleballin5373: dik in yo mouth BITcH
[15:48] naescag: You stole my fucking $80
[15:48] naescag: And you have AIDs
[15:48] naescag: From when your dad peed in your mouth
 
[quote name='linkpwns']Schn00kumz (3:48:45 PM): Chacranajxy, he told me he once peed in your mouth and shit
bvilleballin5373 signed off at 3:48:49 PM.[/quote]

[quote name='naes'][15:48] naescag: From when your dad peed in your mouth[/quote]

LOL! You guys should end all your convo's with a similar line. It'll be a trademark convo with phillip! :lol:
 
He was on again tonight
This one is better than my last one.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
Schn00kumz (6:54:54 PM): Hey, you up to a little bit of fun?
bvilleballin5373 (6:55:24 PM): who is u
Schn00kumz (6:55:42 PM): I'm just looking for some fun baby
bvilleballin5373 (6:56:40 PM): WHO DA FUKK IZ DIZ
Schn00kumz (6:56:44 PM): My friends have told me that you have done wild shit with chicks like me and parties before
bvilleballin5373 (6:56:55 PM): wen id o 2 u
Schn00kumz (6:57:10 PM): No, you've never had sex with me
Schn00kumz (6:57:21 PM): Or atleast, I don't remember you doing that
bvilleballin5373 (6:57:24 PM): OK
bvilleballin5373 (6:57:30 PM): R U FROM SBHS
Schn00kumz (6:57:29 PM): I've heard you're quite the playa
bvilleballin5373 (6:57:39 PM): i am do i kno u furm sb
Schn00kumz (6:57:45 PM): Maybe
Schn00kumz (6:57:48 PM): I never met you
bvilleballin5373 (6:57:57 PM): did u go sb hs
Schn00kumz (6:57:57 PM): I've just heard about your "legacy" baby
bvilleballin5373 (6:58:08 PM): wut u look @
bvilleballin5373 (6:58:27 PM): ??????
bvilleballin5373 (6:58:34 PM): iz u blak wyte wut
Schn00kumz (6:58:41 PM): Well, i'm a little of both
bvilleballin5373 (6:58:50 PM): ok
bvilleballin5373 (6:58:55 PM): well wut u want
bvilleballin5373 (6:59:05 PM): do alot of guyz think ur hott az fukk
bvilleballin5373 (6:59:34 PM): wEll Im ouT if U Aint ASNeRIN
Schn00kumz (6:59:36 PM): Well
Schn00kumz (6:59:39 PM): I'm actually asian
Schn00kumz (6:59:46 PM): I've done scores of guys
Schn00kumz (6:59:52 PM): I'm asian and black
bvilleballin5373 (6:59:54 PM): iV nEvA BeEN wiT an ASiaAN bITch b4
bvilleballin5373 (7:00:06 PM): lik dat 1 bithc u must be fine
bvilleballin5373 (7:00:08 PM): wut did u want tho
bvilleballin5373 (7:00:30 PM): my lightz r flikinerin wut did u want
Schn00kumz (7:00:33 PM): Well, my current man
Schn00kumz (7:00:35 PM): He likes games
bvilleballin5373 (7:00:43 PM): i aint play no gamrz btiCh
Schn00kumz (7:00:45 PM): But I wanted to get him a crazy sex type game
Schn00kumz (7:00:49 PM): What do you mean?
Schn00kumz (7:01:00 PM): I've heard that you sell games and shit
bvilleballin5373 (7:01:02 PM): IM nOT inTO sEX wiT duDeZ n Chix
bvilleballin5373 (7:01:08 PM): If U wANa HavE sEx iM ok nOt U bOTh THo
Schn00kumz (7:01:15 PM): No, silly
Schn00kumz (7:01:33 PM): I thought, maybe I could get a VIDEO game from you
bvilleballin5373 (7:01:44 PM): oh yea i sell em
bvilleballin5373 (7:01:50 PM): dint i talk 2 u yezterady or sumthin
Schn00kumz (7:01:53 PM): He likes crazy sex games
Schn00kumz (7:01:56 PM): No, you didn't
Schn00kumz (7:02:05 PM): You got any crazy sex games, Mister
bvilleballin5373 (7:02:08 PM): IZ DIZ VIK
Schn00kumz (7:02:25 PM): Vik? I know my man, Chacranajxy, has peed in your mouth before
Schn00kumz (7:02:36 PM): But he told me to get some crazy sex games for him from you
bvilleballin5373 (7:02:40 PM): wow ur gay
Schn00kumz (7:02:40 PM): sex... video games
Schn00kumz (7:02:42 PM): I'm a woman
bvilleballin5373 (7:02:46 PM): diz iz vik aint it
Schn00kumz (7:02:58 PM): Vik?
bvilleballin5373 (7:03:05 PM): yeaz ur blak azz playin wit me again
bvilleballin5373 (7:03:14 PM): toll u befo i dont like u
bvilleballin5373 (7:03:24 PM): y aint u on Vick Gotti BcB
bvilleballin5373 (7:03:35 PM): iz u playin aroun or do u rely hav buzinezz wit me
Schn00kumz (7:04:08 PM): Actually, my man wants a game from you
Schn00kumz (7:04:10 PM): I'm telling you
bvilleballin5373 (7:04:19 PM): iz vik ur man or did u find me sumwhere elz
bvilleballin5373 (7:04:20 PM): e+
bvilleballin5373 (7:04:49 PM): wut did uw ant again
Schn00kumz (7:04:53 PM): Okay
Schn00kumz (7:04:58 PM): The name of the game my man wants is
Schn00kumz (7:05:09 PM): "Sexy cock sucking sex game" for the Xbox360
bvilleballin5373 (7:05:14 PM): u wana buy it
Schn00kumz (7:05:18 PM): Yeah
bvilleballin5373 (7:05:21 PM): ??????????????????/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
bvilleballin5373 (7:05:29 PM): ok HOw MUCh U C iT f4
Schn00kumz (7:05:43 PM): Well, it's kinda special, I don't believe it actually exists
Schn00kumz (7:05:49 PM): I want to pay like 70 for it
bvilleballin5373 (7:05:57 PM): iv herd of it 1nze
Schn00kumz (7:05:57 PM): Do you have a picture of it, if you have it?
bvilleballin5373 (7:06:01 PM): i bouy it off ebay b4
bvilleballin5373 (7:06:20 PM): $60
bvilleballin5373 (7:06:27 PM): U guNNA bUTY kUZ im GUnnA sEllLl$$
Schn00kumz (7:06:37 PM): Yeah, but I want to see a picture of it
bvilleballin5373 (7:06:45 PM): jus go to google.kom type in cock
Schn00kumz (7:06:46 PM): because he tells me it's a rare game
Schn00kumz (7:06:58 PM): No silly, typing in cock on google will not get me the same thing
bvilleballin5373 (7:07:00 PM): ill ship 1zt
Schn00kumz (7:07:41 PM): Well, I want a picture of it, baby
Schn00kumz (7:07:48 PM): Not a picture of a cock, but of the game
bvilleballin5373 (7:08:38 PM): r u gay
Schn00kumz (7:08:45 PM): I'm a woman
bvilleballin5373 (7:08:55 PM): ok
bvilleballin5373 (7:09:00 PM): da game iz brand new
bvilleballin5373 (7:09:05 PM): i hav 100% pozitve feedbak
bvilleballin5373 (7:09:08 PM): i don wnaa go thru pikz of dikkz
bvilleballin5373 (7:09:13 PM): aktually i kan get it
bvilleballin5373 (7:09:16 PM): da kover iz censored
Schn00kumz (7:09:17 PM): Huh? I just want a picture
bvilleballin5373 (7:09:19 PM): 4 sum rezon
Schn00kumz (7:09:25 PM): Okay, that fine if it's censored
bvilleballin5373 (7:09:29 PM): I HAv Da KOver Da GamE iz 100% UnCeNSorED aKtION
bvilleballin5373 (7:09:32 PM): bUT dA kOVa IZ cEnsOREd
bvilleballin5373 (7:09:35 PM): If Ur A duDE u KAn tELL me
Schn00kumz (7:09:55 PM): I'm not a guy
bvilleballin5373 (7:10:04 PM): wutz da game kalled again
Schn00kumz (7:10:31 PM): "Sexy cock sucking sex with horses and dicks"
bvilleballin5373 (7:10:52 PM): itz rated m rite
Schn00kumz (7:11:32 PM): Well, rated Ao for Adults only
bvilleballin5373 (7:13:33 PM): i got it??
Schn00kumz (7:13:41 PM): What?
Schn00kumz (7:13:44 PM): You have what?
bvilleballin5373 (7:13:53 PM): da pikk bith
Schn00kumz (7:15:05 PM): can i see the pic?
bvilleballin5373 (7:15:59 PM): um y
bvilleballin5373 (7:16:07 PM): http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8354/rawdm9.png
bvilleballin5373 (7:16:23 PM): itz a sticka u riup it off it showz u all da dikkz u want
bvilleballin5373 (7:16:29 PM): if u lik big blak dikkz nuthin aint betta
bvilleballin5373 (7:16:38 PM): seN dA mUNEy 2
bvilleballin5373 (7:16:42 PM): PhiL mOneZ
Schn00kumz (7:16:45 PM): Wait
bvilleballin5373 (7:16:47 PM): 395 waShinGton St
bvilleballin5373 (7:16:49 PM): bOStON mA 02108
bvilleballin5373 (7:16:54 PM): And StoP aZkin Qz
Schn00kumz (7:16:53 PM): The sticker is bigger than the fuckin' box?
bvilleballin5373 (7:16:59 PM): NO
bvilleballin5373 (7:17:02 PM): I NEVA SAY DAT
Schn00kumz (7:17:06 PM): But the picture shows that
bvilleballin5373 (7:17:13 PM): u readin it rong
bvilleballin5373 (7:17:18 PM): -
Schn00kumz (7:17:40 PM): They spelt action wrong on the box?
bvilleballin5373 (7:17:50 PM): if u don send da money u kno i got ur adrezz and will pay uva izt rite
bvilleballin5373 (7:18:12 PM): jus remmber dat
Schn00kumz (7:18:17 PM): You don't have my address
bvilleballin5373 (7:18:35 PM): yez i do ur tha bitche frum wash rite
Schn00kumz (7:18:42 PM): No
bvilleballin5373 (7:19:23 PM): 500 g st nw wash dc 20001
bvilleballin5373 (7:19:27 PM): inow u gunna rekondiser BitCH
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Bumping this up.

I've got him to believe that him and I are best friends in real life. I'll start posting my conversations.
 
[21:08] naescag: yo
[21:08] bvilleballin5373: YO KAN U TELL PROMINX DAT IM GETTIN PISSED @ HIM
[21:08] bvilleballin5373: he aint takin me seriozuly an im gunna kik hiz azz
[21:08] naescag: fa sho man
[21:09] bvilleballin5373: hez gay so watche out
[21:09] bvilleballin5373: he sukk dikk
[21:09] naescag: aight i told him u gonna fuckin kill a bitch
[21:10] bvilleballin5373: hez a fag i hate him

[21:10] bvilleballin5373: he owez me muney he aint give me it
[21:11] naescag: yo
[21:11] naescag: how u no him?
[21:11] bvilleballin5373: he give me email say he want itemz i get money he neva send
[21:11] naescag: u buy from him off ebay?
[21:11] bvilleballin5373: he buy frum me
[21:11] bvilleballin5373: he neva sen muney he owe
[21:11] naescag: ah
[21:11] naescag: whats ur ebay name?
[21:12] bvilleballin5373: i don hav it no more
[21:12] bvilleballin5373: datz y he aint pay me
[21:12] naescag: ah
[21:12] naescag: wat was ur ebay name man?
[21:12] bvilleballin5373: an i wanna fukk him up
[21:12] bvilleballin5373: it waz phil
[21:12] naescag: i mean ur username
[21:12] naescag: not ur name
[21:12] naescag: lyke when you login
[21:12] naescag: wat do u put?
[21:12] bvilleballin5373: wher
[21:13] bvilleballin5373: do u use kraiglizt
[21:13] naescag: ya
[21:13] bvilleballin5373: how u uze it
[21:13] naescag: real easy
[21:13] naescag: hold on
[21:13] naescag: http://boston.craigslist.org/
[21:13] bvilleballin5373: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/tag/566407636.html
[21:13] naescag: wat u trying to sell?
[21:13] bvilleballin5373: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/tag/566407636.html
[21:14] bvilleballin5373: i wana get dat
[21:14] naescag: yo u can buy 1 on craigslist real cheap
[21:14] naescag: want me to teach u?
[21:14] bvilleballin5373: how
[21:14] bvilleballin5373: ka nu buy it
[21:14] bvilleballin5373: den kancel ur kredit kard
[21:14] bvilleballin5373: lik u sing up unda sum1 elzez name
[21:14] bvilleballin5373: an u get da item
[21:14] naescag: not on craigslist
[21:14] bvilleballin5373: 2 ur nex door box
[21:15] bvilleballin5373: an u pik it up
[21:15] naescag: but u can on other sites
[21:15] bvilleballin5373: and he getz kharged
[21:15] bvilleballin5373: wut sitez
[21:15] bvilleballin5373: do dey hav ipodz xbox steroz etc
[21:15] naescag: https://post.craigslist.org/bos
[21:16] naescag: click items wanted den pick da closest area 2 u
[21:16] naescag: put in title WANT XBOX 360!
[21:16] naescag: den in ur message say "im looking to buy an xbox 360 with games. email me at (put ur email here) or call me at (put ur phone number here)
[21:16] bvilleballin5373: i kalled sum1 up
[21:16] bvilleballin5373: i don hav a fone no more tho
[21:16] naescag: if u want i can post it 4 u
[21:16] bvilleballin5373: an he neva anzer it @ tha time i had it
[21:17] bvilleballin5373: i dont want 2 pozt my adrezz
[21:17] bvilleballin5373: i don want em knowin wher i live
[21:17] naescag: u aint gotta post ur address
[21:17] naescag: just ur email address
[21:17] naescag: like [email protected]
[21:17] bvilleballin5373: my aim name????//
[21:17] naescag: u got aol rite?
[21:17] bvilleballin5373: i don even kno
[21:17] bvilleballin5373: sumtimez ig et diff internet it dependz on wut othaz get
[21:17] naescag: yo u got a fone i thought
[21:17] bvilleballin5373: but itz kool
[21:17] bvilleballin5373: i havne tbeen makin az much $$ lately
[21:17] bvilleballin5373: i hav 2 pay $200 month 4 rent
[21:18] naescag: days expinsive
[21:18] naescag: datz
[21:18] naescag: yo
[21:18] bvilleballin5373: i need sum extra $$$
[21:18] bvilleballin5373: i need 2 get sum
[21:18] naescag: if u get a fone
[21:18] naescag: lmk
[21:18] bvilleballin5373: do u liv in boston stil
[21:18] naescag: ya
[21:18] bvilleballin5373: do u wana work wit me
[21:18] naescag: hm
[21:18] bvilleballin5373: lik itz not bad or nuthin
[21:18] bvilleballin5373: we jus do sum shit
[21:18] bvilleballin5373: 2 get extra kazh
[21:18] naescag: we gonna scam?
[21:18] bvilleballin5373: not skam we jus
[21:18] bvilleballin5373: lik if sum1 order stuf
[21:19] naescag: yo u ever try gettin dat job at kmart lyke i told u?
[21:19] bvilleballin5373: u jus dont give em it
[21:19] naescag: no white ppl go to kmart so ull be fyne
[21:19] bvilleballin5373: i want 2 but ikant until i find out it @
[21:19] bvilleballin5373: do u kno how much $$ u get
[21:19] bvilleballin5373: an i dont wana work 2 many hourz
[21:19] naescag: ah yo if u want to scam u need a fuckin phone number so ppl can call u n verify ur real
[21:20] naescag: u get paid like more than 7 bucks an hour
[21:20] naescag: wat u do is work part time at kmart n scam on da side
[21:20] bvilleballin5373: kan u get a fone wo payin da monthly bill
[21:20] bvilleballin5373: do u kno how
[21:20] naescag: lol wen i worked at kmart i stole a ps3 and replaced it with fone books
[21:20] naescag: ya
[21:21] bvilleballin5373: i wana kno how
[21:21] bvilleballin5373: so i kan get 1 agin wit payin
[21:21] bvilleballin5373: y duez it kozt muney n ewa y dem devilz doin dat shit
[21:21] naescag: well u kan get free pc to pc kallz
[21:21] naescag: or
[21:21] naescag: u sign up 4 vonage
[21:21] naescag: get a month free
[21:22] naescag: n cancle
[21:22] bvilleballin5373: kan u uze sum1 elzez name
[21:22] naescag: ya
[21:22] bvilleballin5373: i got sum1 near me mail
[21:22] bvilleballin5373: u wana kno it
[21:22] bvilleballin5373: i kan give u da adrezz
[21:22] naescag: sure
[21:22] bvilleballin5373: ok Kan Get IT
[21:22] naescag: go here http://www.vonage.com/index.php?ic=1 get 1 month free den cancle
[21:23] naescag: keep usin diff names n shit n get it free 4ever
[21:23] bvilleballin5373: MICHAEL WISERMAN 395 WASHINGTON ST SUITE B BOSTON MA 02108
[21:23] bvilleballin5373: KAN I UZE DAT
[21:23] naescag: ya
[21:24] naescag: yo thats ur real address tho
[21:24] naescag: but the name isnt rite
[21:24] bvilleballin5373: we hav maney ppl wit da same adrezz here
[21:24] bvilleballin5373: we hav da same adrezz jus diff mail boxez
[21:24] naescag: o
[21:24] naescag: so every1 in suite b gets a mail box #?
[21:25] bvilleballin5373: derz normal boxez n da blu boxez
[21:25] bvilleballin5373: normal boxez iz brown
[21:25] bvilleballin5373: b boxez iz blu
[21:25] bvilleballin5373: dey all da sam tho
[21:25] bvilleballin5373: juz wit diff headingz on bove em
[21:25] naescag: wats ur heading say?
[21:25] bvilleballin5373: jus normale
[21:25] bvilleballin5373: if u in b it sayz
[21:25] bvilleballin5373: suite b
[21:25] naescag: does it say ur name or something?
[21:25] bvilleballin5373: y????/
[21:26] bvilleballin5373: itz on da box it sayz ur intailz
[21:26] naescag: o
[21:26] naescag: ya i think itll work
[21:26] naescag: who is micheal wiserman?
[21:26] bvilleballin5373: i gutta get sum food ok
[21:26] bvilleballin5373: hez a wite dude i don lik him
[21:26] bvilleballin5373: he goez 2 work so wen hez a twork
[21:26] bvilleballin5373: i sumtimez steal hiz mail
[21:26] naescag: he seems like a fuckin fag
[21:26] bvilleballin5373: he get kredit kard in da mail but get diz it duezent work
[21:27] bvilleballin5373: i tred uzing it an @ da store dey tell me get out
[21:27] naescag: u need 2 activate it
[21:27] bvilleballin5373: an he wuz a $$$$a who tell me dat 2
[21:27] naescag: yo
[21:27] bvilleballin5373: kan u belive our same kind doin dat shit
[21:27] naescag: heres wat u do
[21:27] naescag: steal da mail and then steal his identity
[21:27] bvilleballin5373: how do u fin da numbaz
[21:27] bvilleballin5373: u kno how every 1 go a numba
[21:27] naescag: ya
[21:27] naescag: social security
[21:28] bvilleballin5373: how u get dat
[21:28] naescag: u steal his mail n u can steal it eventually
[21:28] naescag: google it
[21:28] bvilleballin5373: www.secret-info.com
[21:28] naescag: u can find everythin on google
[21:28] bvilleballin5373: i tred uzin dat 1nze but dey kuldent validate my kard
[21:29] bvilleballin5373: my kredit kardz dont work n e more
[21:29] naescag: o
[21:29] bvilleballin5373: dey say my kredit aint good i don kno how it aint good it wuz wen i got it
[21:29] naescag: u need 2 steal his mail n activate the cards
[21:29] bvilleballin5373: c u think sum ppl fele gulty about diz
[21:29] bvilleballin5373: i aint feel gulty if itz 2 a kracka
[21:29] naescag: ya i fuckin hate white ppl
[21:30] bvilleballin5373: I GUTTA GET SUM FOOD I HAV $15 + KHANGE
[21:30] bvilleballin5373: KAN I KONTAKT U L8R
[21:30] naescag: ya
[21:30] bvilleballin5373: KUZ I WANA GET SUM STUF DONE
[21:30] bvilleballin5373: I NEED DAT SHIT
[21:30] naescag: yo when u get a cell fone lmk
[21:30] bvilleballin5373: I WANA MOVE 2 HOUZE 1 DAY
[21:30] bvilleballin5373: K I KAN GET 1 4 CHEEP
[21:30] naescag: so u can txt n call me
[21:31] naescag: yo dey have a cell fone for lyke $15 at walmart
[21:31] bvilleballin5373: ILL GET IT 4 SALE ILL HOLA @ U L8R
[21:31] naescag: its a virgin mobile
[21:31] bvilleballin5373: ILL GET IT 4 FREE
[21:31] bvilleballin5373: I GET IT 4 FREE
[21:31] naescag: cya man
[21:31] bvilleballin5373: I WILL B ON I WANA KALL U THO


I almost have his number...
 
[quote name='naes']

I almost have his number...
[/quote]


I already have it...

The epic spoilar is here...
No kidding, this is the epic spoiler to end all spoilers.
Chacrana's number is the one that I recieved

It is TRUF!
 
[quote name='Chacrana']After Analyzing the address, I found it's a real place...

395 Washington St
Boston, MA 02108-5223, US

I think this guy was for real...

Please note that my address, on the other hand, was not real. And my name isn't Joshua Chang.[/quote]

I live close to that. Its only a few blocks away. Lot of pawn shops and other things down there on Washington Street.

I should take a ride down and see what the place looks like.
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl::applause:

I do kind of think that guy might have been joking but even so it was funny, i mean can anybody seriously be that retarded?
 
Holy crap I just read this entire thread, broken into two sittings.

I can't believe this thread. Either Phillip is REAL (a very scary thought) or someone is reallllly good at faking this whole thing (which would be epic in the sense of how much work this is taking. I mean facts are pretty straight, Phil is completely ridiculous and at the same time VERY consistent.)

On a more serious note, I think I might have done irreparable damage to my mind with these long readings of incoherent and disgusting nonsense.
 
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