The "One last Dinner Mint" OTT

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[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I found out accidentally...he asked me to pull out his anal beads, so I put my foot on one buttcheek and yanked it like I was starting a lawnmower. Damn near turned him inside out.[/QUOTE]

Rectum? Damn near killed him!!
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I found out accidentally...he asked me to pull out his anal beads, so I put my foot on one buttcheek and yanked it like I was starting a lawnmower. Damn near turned him inside out.[/QUOTE]
It would have been more fun if you had used your teeth like we discussed earlier.
 
[quote name='dcfox']It would have been more fun if you had used your teeth like we discussed earlier.[/QUOTE]
But you refuse to get waxed and get your anal area bleached...
 
[quote name='Ledhed']It really gets my goat when dames talk about guys that way.

And I'm at 2 points, if we're counting my point in the DLF thread.[/QUOTE]
Hey, I didn't start the dog thing... I wasn't even here for a week and a half. I'm just playing along. Stop being an asshat, I don't really think Sweeney is like that... and I'm pretty sure everyone got that I was playin' along.
 
[quote name='karsh']Yay for now being able to eat breakfast tomorrow!

Plus I got candy![/QUOTE]

... is the candy going to be the breakfast?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Hey, I didn't start the dog thing... I wasn't even here for a week and a half. I'm just playing along. Stop being an asshat, I don't really think Sweeney is like that... and I'm pretty sure everyone got that I was playin' along.[/QUOTE]

Oh fuxor.

Point for Looloo. :bouncy:
 
[quote name='Ledhed']... is the candy going to be the breakfast?[/QUOTE]

That would have been a better idea...But now the candy is gone. That didn't last long...:cry:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Hey, I didn't start the dog thing... I wasn't even here for a week and a half. I'm just playing along. Stop being an asshat, I don't really think Sweeney is like that... and I'm pretty sure everyone got that I was playin' along.[/QUOTE]
The word "asshat" always makes me snicker...
 
[quote name='Renegade_Zero']you shop fast.[/QUOTE]

Considering it's a 5-10 minute walk and all I needed was some milk, it's pretty easy to do it quickly. Though I did end up distracted in the candy aisle and bought more candy.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']The word "asshat" always makes me snicker...[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's one of those utterly ridiculous mental pictures...
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Hey, I didn't start the dog thing... I wasn't even here for a week and a half. I'm just playing along. Stop being an asshat, I don't really think Sweeney is like that... and I'm pretty sure everyone got that I was playin' along.[/QUOTE]

Heh, here we go again. I say something in a vain attempt at humor, and it gets taken out of context and all of a sudden I'm an asshole.

I'll check out for a while, let you straighten things out with Sweeney. Hopefully by then you'll have learned to not take everything so damned personally.

You guys and dames take it easy...
 
[quote name='karsh']Considering it's a 5-10 minute walk and all I needed was some milk, it's pretty easy to do it quickly. Though I did end up distracted in the candy aisle and bought more candy.[/QUOTE]

you walked there? You didn't get stolen? It's dark, and you know what happens after dark..
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I don't think this is the catfight you guys were looking for though.[/QUOTE]

No, not at all.
Even then, it may have been disappointing.
I mean, where's the Jello?
There's always room for Jello :)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I don't think this is the catfight you guys were looking for though.[/QUOTE]

You mean no boobies? :cry:
 
[quote name='Ledhed']Heh, here we go again. I say something in a vain attempt at humor, and it gets taken out of context and all of a sudden I'm an asshole.

I'll check out for a while, let you straighten things out with Sweeney. Hopefully by then you'll have learned to not take everything so damned personally.

You guys and dames take it easy...[/QUOTE]
That was sarcasm again... god, you goaded me into an argument again!
And what do I need to work out with Sweeney? Should I tell him to stop being nice to me and defending my honor like he tends to do? Sweeney is usually the one that actually makes me feel good and happy about myself.
And never call me a dame again unless you wish the stabbing to occur. :twisted:
 
[quote name='AdamInPlaidum']Strange. I saved and loaded up the new pic, and my User CP informs me that the new one is loaded, but I'm still seeing the old one on my posts.[/QUOTE]

That lazyass Moxio. He does shoddy work, I tells ya. ;)
 
[quote name='karsh']Considering it's a 5-10 minute walk and all I needed was some milk, it's pretty easy to do it quickly. Though I did end up distracted in the candy aisle and bought more candy.[/QUOTE]
Candy or chocolate?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']That was sarcasm again... god, you goaded me into an argument again!
And what do I need to work out with Sweeney? Should I tell him to stop being nice to me and defending my honor like he tends to do? Sweeney is usually the one that actually makes me feel good and happy about myself.
And never call me a dame again unless you wish the stabbing to occur. :twisted:[/QUOTE]


You know, now Halle Berry shouting "MAKE ME FEEL GOOD" is going to be stuck in my head all night.

Checklist:
1. Incorporate "dames" into daily vocabulary.
2. Stop being nice. Nice Guys finish last.
3. Buy a Kevlar Vest
4. Make sure to make people feel miserable instead of special.
5. Buy another Kevlar vest
 
Bah, all my Halo guys are in matchmaking.

[quote name='AngellicLulu']And never call me a dame again unless you wish the stabbing to occur. :twisted:[/QUOTE]

Stab on, me damey.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Candy or chocolate?[/QUOTE]

I guess technically it was chocolate. It was a Nutrageous bar.

[quote name='AngellicLulu']That was sarcasm again... god, you goaded me into an argument again!
And what do I need to work out with Sweeney? Should I tell him to stop being nice to me and defending my honor like he tends to do? Sweeney is usually the one that actually makes me feel good and happy about myself.
And never call me a dame again unless you wish the stabbing to occur. :twisted:[/QUOTE]

I guess she didn't miss me in the end :cry:;)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']That was sarcasm again... god, you goaded me into an argument again!
And what do I need to work out with Sweeney? Should I tell him to stop being nice to me and defending my honor like he tends to do? Sweeney is usually the one that actually makes me feel good and happy about myself.
And never call me a dame again unless you wish the stabbing to occur. :twisted:[/QUOTE]
We really need a sarcasm smilie :lol:
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123']That lazyass Moxio. He does shoddy work, I tells ya. ;)[/QUOTE]

Yeah. I could shit in a box and call it a masterpiece too, but I tend to have higher standards for what I call art ;)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Yeah. I could shit in a box and call it a masterpiece too, but I tend to have higher standards for what I call art ;)[/QUOTE]

:!: That's it, Sweeney! You and me, right now!
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']You know I don't feel like talking about breasts... that is the end of the OTT for me tonight.[/QUOTE]

Bye bye?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']You know I don't feel like talking about breasts... that is the end of the OTT for me tonight.[/QUOTE]

I'm actually surprised you lasted that long.
 
[quote name='AdamInPlaidum']Now I have NO avatar, and it still shows me as having my old one.

How depressing.[/QUOTE]

I still see the old one.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I'm actually surprised you lasted that long.[/QUOTE]
I'll be back... you'll see I'm just hellbent on getting to level 50 on FFXI. I will get my Fire 2 spell god dammit!
 
Speaking of monkey breasts, what do you guys think of this sig?

otmpeepee3xf.jpg
 
[quote name='dcfox']No, those have all been reserved for sexual purposes.[/QUOTE]

What's ;) mean for sexual stuff? That one could be used as sarcasm, as a hint that what may be said isn't in a serious manner.
 
[quote name='Moxio']:!: That's it, Sweeney! You and me, right now![/QUOTE]

Stand down, young butt-pirate, lest you find yourself the target of blade of my ancestors, the fearsome battle-ax of the Sweeney Clan, and the skills long kept dormant in the bloodline of it's decendants.
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123']What's ;) mean for sexual stuff? That one could be used as sarcasm, as a hint that what may be said isn't in a serious manner.[/QUOTE]

;) = dcfox and Mr. Anderson's ex-gf getting it on in the janitor's closet at his school.
 
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