The Saddest Story Ever Told

[quote name='Cracka']it seems self explanitory after reading the story... imagine your a girl.. you look over and see a fat guy sittin in his car crammin arby's in his face, then he looks over at you with bbq sauce on his face and smiles at you or some shit in a kind of "hey i'm a fat loser eatin arby's in my car, your a fat loser woman eating arby's in your car, i want you" way.. thats personified desperation[/quote]Neither me nor the woman in the care are fat. Eating Arby's doesn't automatically make you a 300 pound loser, ya know.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']Anyone care to explain the "I'm desperate" look?[/QUOTE]

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When you view this as "a" meal, any fucking look at all.

Who's yoiur avatar, BTW? I keep thinking WEB DuBois or Frederick Douglass, but I think I'm wrong.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Neither me nor the woman in the care are fat. Eating Arby's doesn't automatically make you a 300 pound loser, ya know.[/QUOTE]


alright first off whenever you get to the point where you are strategically planning out your attack on the Arby's menu so that you can get 5 melts instead of 4, you undoubtedly have some weight problems.

and secondly a woman who looks like Camryn Manheim mixed with any other woman is obviously fat..

and when a fat woman peels out in a parkin lot jus from the sight of you looking at her, you are either really fat or a loser or both.. and i just established that you are fat, but whether your a loser or not, i dunno.
 
[quote name='Cracka']alright first off whenever you get to the point where you are strategically planning out your attack on the Arby's menu so that you can get 5 melts instead of 4, you undoubtedly have some weight problems.

and secondly a woman who looks like Camryn Manheim mixed with any other woman is obviously fat..

and when a fat woman peels out in a parkin lot jus from the sight of you looking at her, you are either really fat or a loser or both.. and i just established that you are fat, but whether your a loser or not, i dunno.[/quote]You know, there are people in this world who are bigger than your average 5'7 shrimp, and they require more food than usual people in order to get full. And like I've already stated before, I didn't eat 5 Arby's Melts, it was 3 Arby's Melts, Curly Fries, and Mozzarella sticks.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']You know, there are people in this world who are bigger than your average 5'7 shrimp, and they require more food than usual people in order to get full. And like I've already stated before, I didn't eat 5 Arby's Melts, it was 3 Arby's Melts, Curly Fries, and Mozzarella sticks.[/QUOTE]


haha my bad i'm sure your quite fit, how much do you weigh?
 
lol Im pretty sure everyone has different opinions on "fat". But ... if you regularly eat 3 Arbys burgers and that other crap...youre either fat or you have an incredible metabolism like my uncle lol. Man this things annoying I cant type apostrophes anymore on firefox cause the find box pops up
 
[quote name='mykevermin']
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this makes me want to die.

whether or not you're fat, ain't no girl want to get busy with a dude buryin' his face into his 5 for 5.95... in a car in a parking lot.

eat at the arby's or on the go.

in the parking lot? damn, show some restraint, homey! think of the bums and teen zits out there!
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']

eat at the arby's or on the go.

in the parking lot? damn, show some restraint, homey! think of the bums and teen zits out there![/quote]I can't eat inside the place, they don't allow outside drinks.
 
This is kind of an off topic rant but....
I am farking tired of hearing people complain about fast food and automatically assuming that everyone that eats it is:
1. a loser
2. is about to die of a heartattack or sumfin
3. is a fatarse

You make yourself look stupid jumping to such assumptions. I eat Burger King/McDonalds breakfast EVERY morning. I weigh 99 lbs and am 5'3''. NOWHERE near fat. In fact, I need to GAIN weight. And its harder to GAIN weight than it is to LOSE it.

And Arbys is Awesome. Probably not a great place to pick up chicks though. People pretty much keep to themselves are are aloof at fast food joints.

Thats all. Carry on.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']I can't eat inside the place, they don't allow outside drinks.[/QUOTE]

Just smuggle it in your pants... might also improve your openers with the "Arby's Barbies."


[quote name='kittycatgirl2k']This is kind of an off topic rant but....
I am farking tired of hearing people complain about fast food .........

........ I eat Burger King/McDonalds breakfast EVERY morning.[/QUOTE]


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http://tinyurl.com/skgyv
 
[quote name='kittycatgirl2k']This is kind of an off topic rant but....
I am farking tired of hearing people complain about fast food and automatically assuming that everyone that eats it is:
1. a loser
2. is about to die of a heartattack or sumfin
3. is a fatarse

You make yourself look stupid jumping to such assumptions. I eat Burger King/McDonalds breakfast EVERY morning. I weigh 99 lbs and am 5'3''. NOWHERE near fat. In fact, I need to GAIN weight. And its harder to GAIN weight than it is to LOSE it.

And Arbys is Awesome. Probably not a great place to pick up chicks though. People pretty much keep to themselves are are aloof at fast food joints.

Thats all. Carry on.[/QUOTE]

its good to hear from the anorexic CAG's on this topic
 
I've found peoples opinions on this story funny either because they are or because they are just stupid enough to make me laugh. But people like Cracka come off too stupid and take the fun out of everything. I just needed to give Cracka a round of applause for fucking this thread up and bringing nothing of value to it.:applause: :applause:
 
[quote name='kittycatgirl2k']This is kind of an off topic rant but....
I am farking tired of hearing people complain about fast food and automatically assuming that everyone that eats it is:
1. a loser
2. is about to die of a heartattack or sumfin
3. is a fatarse

You make yourself look stupid jumping to such assumptions. I eat Burger King/McDonalds breakfast EVERY morning. I weigh 99 lbs and am 5'3''. NOWHERE near fat. In fact, I need to GAIN weight. And its harder to GAIN weight than it is to LOSE it.

And Arbys is Awesome. Probably not a great place to pick up chicks though. People pretty much keep to themselves are are aloof at fast food joints.

Thats all. Carry on.[/QUOTE]

Try creatine, or whey protein. Something tells me that eggnormous omelette sandwiches don't help you gain *good* weight.

As for trying to defend this meal, I looked at Arby's nutrition information, and found the following for 3 Arby's Melts, Mozarella Sticks, and Curly Fries. I was even generous, and selected medium fries and the small mozarella sticks. Since this isnot your average meal, and "small" sized portions stand in fear of it, I would be willing to wager that large fries and cheese sticks were consumed.

Anyway, ON TO THE RESULTS!

For: 3 Arby's Melts, Medium Curly Fries, and Small (4) Mozarella Sticks,
Calories: 1741
Total Fat: 88g
Saturated Fat: 32g
Trans Fat: 9g
Cholesterol: 135mg
Sodium: 5082mg
Carbs: 193g
Dietary Fiber: 10g
Proteins: 68g

For: 3 Arby's Melts, Large Curly Fries, and Large (8) Mozarella Sticks,
Calories: 2392
Total Fat: 129g
Saturated Fat: 48g
Trans Fat: 14g
Cholesterol: 180mg
Sodium: 6979mg
Carbs: 257g
Dietary Fiber: 14g
Proteins: 89g

Now, FDA guidelines for TOTAL DAILY INTAKE (overgeneralized, I admit, but let's just entertain them, shall we?)
Calories: 2500
Total Fat: 80g
Saturated Fat: 25g
Trans Fat: not listed
Cholesterol: 300mg
Sodium: 2400mg
Carbs: 375g
Dietary Fiber: 30g
Proteins: not listed

You draw your own conclusions.

EDIT: I did leave out the beverage, but I imagine it was a soda, and not a diet. A 12oz can of soda is about 150 calories, and a 20oz bottle 250. Bon appetit!
 
[quote name='mykevermin']For: 3 Arby's Melts, Medium Curly Fries, and Small (4) Mozarella Sticks,
Calories: 1741

For: 3 Arby's Melts, Large Curly Fries, and Large (8) Mozarella Sticks,
Calories: 2392

Bon appetit![/quote]:puke:
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Try creatine, or whey protein. Something tells me that eggnormous omelette sandwiches don't help you gain *good* weight.

As for trying to defend this meal, I looked at Arby's nutrition information, and found the following for 3 Arby's Melts, Mozarella Sticks, and Curly Fries. I was even generous, and selected medium fries and the small mozarella sticks. Since this isnot your average meal, and "small" sized portions stand in fear of it, I would be willing to wager that large fries and cheese sticks were consumed.

Anyway, ON TO THE RESULTS!

For: 3 Arby's Melts, Medium Curly Fries, and Small (4) Mozarella Sticks,
Calories: 1741
Total Fat: 88g
Saturated Fat: 32g
Trans Fat: 9g
Cholesterol: 135mg
Sodium: 5082mg
Carbs: 193g
Dietary Fiber: 10g
Proteins: 68g

For: 3 Arby's Melts, Large Curly Fries, and Large (8) Mozarella Sticks,
Calories: 2392
Total Fat: 129g
Saturated Fat: 48g
Trans Fat: 14g
Cholesterol: 180mg
Sodium: 6979mg
Carbs: 257g
Dietary Fiber: 14g
Proteins: 89g

Now, FDA guidelines for TOTAL DAILY INTAKE (overgeneralized, I admit, but let's just entertain them, shall we?)
Calories: 2500
Total Fat: 80g
Saturated Fat: 25g
Trans Fat: not listed
Cholesterol: 300mg
Sodium: 2400mg
Carbs: 375g
Dietary Fiber: 30g
Proteins: not listed

You draw your own conclusions.

EDIT: I did leave out the beverage, but I imagine it was a soda, and not a diet. A 12oz can of soda is about 150 calories, and a 20oz bottle 250. Bon appetit![/quote]
Actually, it was a bottle of water, and that Arbys meal was the only thing I ate ALL DAY, so no harm done. And you can only get Medium Fries and Medium Mozzarella sticks on the 5 for $5.95 menu anyways. I love this assumption that, if someone has one big meal from a fast food restaurant, they are going to be dead within a week. But hey, that's fine with me, at least I'll die doing what I love, eating. Bury me in the ground in a casket made of Solid Milk Chocolate.
 
solid milk chocolate is one thing (albiet not as good as real chocolate), - totally processed ass food is another.

shit is bad for you, really fucking bad for you.

am i holier than thou? yah, but i'm not saying don't do it.

just don't pretend it's good for you.
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']solid milk chocolate is one thing (albiet not as good as real chocolate), - totally processed ass food is another.

shit is bad for you, really fucking bad for you.

am i holier than thou? yah, but i'm not saying don't do it.

just don't pretend it's good for you.[/quote]I don't pretend it's good for me, I just don't give a fuck.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Actually, it was a bottle of water, and that Arbys meal was the only thing I ate ALL DAY, so no harm done. And you can only get Medium Fries and Medium Mozzarella sticks on the 5 for $5.95 menu anyways. I love this assumption that, if someone has one big meal from a fast food restaurant, they are going to be dead within a week. But hey, that's fine with me, at least I'll die doing what I love, eating. Bury me in the ground in a casket made of Solid Milk Chocolate.[/QUOTE]

The only assumption I made was that you had a soda. And that's an assumption I'm sticking with. I don't understand how you couldn't eat inside the store because you brought a drink with you, when that drink was water, something you can get for free in the bloomin' store.

Something doesn't add up there.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']The only assumption I made was that you had a soda. And that's an assumption I'm sticking with. I don't understand how you couldn't eat inside the store because you brought a drink with you, when that drink was water, something you can get for free in the bloomin' store.

Something doesn't add up there.[/quote]Because that's the way I always do it? Plus, it's always faster to go through the Drive Thru, you get your food faster that way ;)
 
I think its clear that you should have followed her, while she may have been a little repulsed, you could have won her back with a few weeks of intense stalking.
 
I'm 5'11, 120 lbs... I uhh... am light I guess... except I don't eat fast food cause it makes you die. Well not regularly at least...maybe the odd time if I'm out and someone else gets it that I'm with I'll probably pick up a burger to. Weird thing is I eat all day...and gain nothing...
 
[quote name='Spades22']I'm 5'11, 120 lbs... I uhh... am light I guess... except I don't eat fast food cause it makes you die. Well not regularly at least...maybe the odd time if I'm out and someone else gets it that I'm with I'll probably pick up a burger to. Weird thing is I eat all day...and gain nothing...[/quote]I would have followed her, but I don't think I could have kept up, since I had a couple hitchhikers balled and gagged in my trunk, weighing me down.
 
[quote name='Spades22']I'm 5'11, 120 lbs... I uhh... am light I guess... except I don't eat fast food cause it makes you die. Well not regularly at least...maybe the odd time if I'm out and someone else gets it that I'm with I'll probably pick up a burger to. Weird thing is I eat all day...and gain nothing...[/QUOTE]

damn i thought i was kinda small ha..
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']I don't pretend it's good for me, I just don't give a fuck.[/quote]

fairs fair, if you're not concerned then it's all a matter of preference :).
 
[quote name='Spades22']I'm 5'11, 120 lbs... I uhh... am light I guess... except I don't eat fast food cause it makes you die. Well not regularly at least...maybe the odd time if I'm out and someone else gets it that I'm with I'll probably pick up a burger to. Weird thing is I eat all day...and gain nothing...[/quote]

what are you, 13?


i wouldn't worry about it.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']I would have followed her, but I don't think I could have kept up, since I had a couple hitchhikers balled and gagged in my trunk, weighing me down.[/QUOTE]

See, your mistake is hanging out at Arby's. For cruising, you really need to go to KFC, the franchise that coined the phrase "Snacker Backer."

Bring lube. Or extra cheese sauce.
 
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