The Scut Farkus OTT

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Pancake Rabbit

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Scut Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So, help me, God! Yellow eyes!
 
Shrike, if you're around, check out this email I got from the BBB:

"We have received another response from the company. We are enclosing a copy for your review. We understand that you will not be happy with the response, as it does not agree to resolve the complaint as you requested. However, the Better Business Bureau has determined that the company is firm in its position.

The following URL (website address) will take you directly to this complaint. You will be able to enter your response directly on our website:
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The BBB depends on companies to voluntarily resolve complaints and does not have the power to enforce any action. If you want to further pursue this complaint, you may want to consider Small Claims Court.

We will close your complaint and keep it in the company's permanent file.

We are sorry we could not resolve this complaint for you. Please continue to use the services of the Better Business Bureau of Minnesota & North Dakota."

Funny, since I got my $50 cert and have spent it already.
 
[quote name='klwillis45']Be sure to drink your Ovaltine[/quote]

It's a cruddy commercial? Son of a BITCH!
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']I like the Tin Man. [/QUOTE]

Brak thought that kid said "I like the chimney" forever.
 
I think it says "Frah-jee-lay". Must be Italian.

I think that says "Fragile", honey.

Oh, yeah.

This is an epic OTT.
 
The dad was undeniably the best character in the entire movie.

AH-A: IT'S A CLINKEEEERRRRRRR

Also, I got this on a politcal compass test. What political party does that put me in? :whistle2:s

 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Shrike, if you're around, check out this email I got from the BBB:

"We have received another response from the company. We are enclosing a copy for your review. We understand that you will not be happy with the response, as it does not agree to resolve the complaint as you requested. However, the Better Business Bureau has determined that the company is firm in its position.

The following URL (website address) will take you directly to this complaint. You will be able to enter your response directly on our website:
[removed]
The BBB depends on companies to voluntarily resolve complaints and does not have the power to enforce any action. If you want to further pursue this complaint, you may want to consider Small Claims Court.

We will close your complaint and keep it in the company's permanent file.

We are sorry we could not resolve this complaint for you. Please continue to use the services of the Better Business Bureau of Minnesota & North Dakota."

Funny, since I got my $50 cert and have spent it already.[/quote]That's pretty funny. What did the second response from BB say in the complaint?

With my unresolved complaints against D-Link and MS, they sent me something like that at the end.
 
Don't touch that turkey before it's cooked, you'll get worms!

WHO'S MOMMY'S LITTLE PIGGY?! *disgusted expressions*
 
NOBODY MOVE.

A fuse is out!

>My old man could change fuses faster than a jackrabbit on a date. He bought'em by the gross.
 
[quote name='Strell']NOBODY MOVE.

A fuse is out!

>My old man could change fuses faster than a jackrabbit on a date. He bought'em by the gross.[/quote]
fuck I love that line.

The fuse... is out. :rofl:

My mother hadn't eaten a warm meal for herself in ten years.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']That's pretty funny. What did the second response from BB say in the complaint?

With my unresolved complaints against D-Link and MS, they sent me something like that at the end.[/quote]

Here was in his response in the complaint form:
"I have called him regarding his hardships he has experienced wtih the Reward Zone program. I apologized for his experience and provided my contact information if any further support was needed in the future and advised him that I was happy to see thing moving in the right direction at this time. "
 
It's a Major Award!

Shucks I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp.

What's a lamp, you nincompoop? It's a major award. I won it!

Damn, you say won it?

Yeah, mind power, Swede, mind power.
 
God I wish I had a gif file of Ralphie's disappointment when Santa tells him he'll shoot his eye out.

I cry everytime I see that.
 
Some men are baptists, but my father was an Oldsmobile man.

That god damned Olds froze up again. It would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equatah!
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']It could be a bowling alley![/quote]

How are they going to deliver a bowling alley here, tonight?!

Just the deed, I didn't expect them to send the whole damn bowling alley, for cripes' sake!
 
What's the name of the lone ranger's nephew's horse?

Victor, victor was his name.

How the hell did you know that?

Everybody knows that.
 
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of ELECTRIC SEX! gleaming in the window...
 
I came in here to post about how you tools love to buy overpriced novelty t-shirts, but i've decided i'm too sick to do that, and i'll probably just go home early so I can lay in bed with my laptop and post about how you tools love to buy overpriced novelty t-shirts.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Here was in his response in the complaint form:
"I have called him regarding his hardships he has experienced wtih the Reward Zone program. I apologized for his experience and provided my contact information if any further support was needed in the future and advised him that I was happy to see thing moving in the right direction at this time. "[/quote]So, did he provide his contact information? Checked to make sure it's real?
 
[quote name='Strell']Now I'd heard that word from my old man at least ten times a day....[/quote]

He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.
 
[quote name='Strell']NOTTAFINGA[/quote]
:rofl:

Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand... Blech.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Triple. Dog. Dare. [/quote]

Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
 
Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.

All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screw driver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and I'll shove it in.

Okay, I'm done. :lol:
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']I came in here to post about how you tools love to buy overpriced novelty t-shirts, but i've decided i'm too sick to do that, and i'll probably just go home early so I can lay in bed with my laptop and post about how you tools love to buy overpriced novelty t-shirts.[/quote]

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