The stark contrast between Premiere Bank and Wal Mart.

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So I'm going through the checkout at Wal Mart yesterday (had to pick up GRAW and some groceries), and I noticed something that probably isn't an isolated incident. The checkout to my left was being worked by a woman who literally looked like a female live action version of Shrek. Her head was almost an exact square shape, and she had a face only a blind mother could love. To my right, was an older woman who was sporting an exquisite mullet. To say it was all business up front and a party out back would be an understatement.

Of course, this is to be expected, considering it's Wal Mart. But directly in front of me, I noticed the 2 bankers at the Premiere Bank contained within Wal Mart were both pants raising babes. The stark contrast was amazing. I've been to a lot of public places, and usually, it's either all trolls, or mostly hotties, but I've never seen 2 nasty checkout cashiers flanked by such hot banking honies. I was tempted to withdraw my penis from my pants and deposit it onto the counter, in my usual suave fashion.
 
Well atleast this isn't a completely helpless, dull, uninteresting post with absolutely no redeeming qualities that has no point in existing...
 
[quote name='Cornfedwb']Well atleast this isn't a completely helpless, dull, uninteresting post with absolutely no redeeming qualities that has no point in existing...[/QUOTE]


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Its about ugly cashiers, hot bank tellers, walmart, and a vanilla penis.
 
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