I hate the new breed of "emo" dumbasses who think they're the only one with problems. Shut the
up, seriously.
I hate people who categorize groups like Blink 182 and Joss Stone and who-the-
-ever and associate them with punk rock, but won't believe you if you name a band they've never heard of and call it punk.
I hate people who run and are on MTV.
I hate people who are unreasonably prejudiced. I mean, being human and all, one can understand why someone might not like whites/blacks because they may have had a hard time with them, but just because your parents tell you they're bad doesn't quite justify it, prick.
I hate people who don't know when to shut the
up, or who want to shower you with their problems as if you were born to listen to all the bad shit that happens to them. Do like everyone else and pay someone to pretend to give a rat's ass about your problems.
I hate people who use popular jokes they heard as their own. After the release of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, I nearly pissed my pants because people were using lines from it like it was something new and amazing. I've heard it already, I guarantee you. So do me a favor, and shut the
up.
I hate people who suck-up to me or anyone else. If you want something, tell me. If you're not genuinely interested in how I'm doing today, then don't ask. And since this is America and no one gives two shits about how anyone else is doing, do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut.
I hate people who bitch about people who curse and think they're better because they use less explicit versions of the word such as "crap" or "darn." These people should be shot.
I hate people who watch reality T.V. like a crackhead does his pipe. We know you're a sad loser and are easily amused by the flattery of reality television life, but stop. The reason you
are a sad loser is because you sit around and watch the shit too much.
I hate people who have to be exact with everything. When I say "A few mintues." I do not mean "Exactly three minutes, zero seconds, and zero hundreths of a second."
I hate people who are too joyous over simple things. Hoorah. It's the
ing weekend. Wow. That only happens, what, every five days? Stop acting like a corny jackass, because you're going to come back Monday and bitch about both how short the weekend was, and about how stupid you feel for something you did before the weekend because you were happy the weekend was here.
I hate people who drive too slow. If you're going to go 25 on a 50 mph roadway, then, yes, I am going to both honk at you and give you my middle finger.
I hate people who feel they have to save humanity stress by abbreviating the abbreviated. For example, typing "k" instead of "Ok." What the
? What, has the hamburger grease clogged your arteries so badly that you must shorten a two letter word to a one letter word to live another 5 minutes? If so, then do everyone a favor, and just die.
I hate people who sit there and bash new-comers just for the mean-spirit. Yes, it's quite traditional to screw with the "n00bs", but just straight-up talking shit isn't neccessary. Just tell me you're an ignorant asshole from the get-go, and I won't bother you.
I hate people who follow whomever they associate with just so that they can continue associating with them. If you're that desparate for friends, then the manager of the Telletubbies might be looking to hire you.
I hate people who think knowing a little about another culture, so they think it justifies using what little of a whole other language they know. This is a notorious trait amongst anime fanboys. So for those of you like that, here's a phrase in interenet lingo that you might be able to use: "STFU."
I hate people who have to let you know they do something illegal, and expect you to drop to your knees and polish their knob. Seriously, no one gives a
that you smoke weed or that you steal shit.
I hate people that wear clothes that are five times too small for them. Wear clothes that fit, moron. No one's interested in seeing your (under-developed) man breasts.
I hate people who get stupid tattoos and feel the need to show them off. "Wow. You got a sun tattoo on your forearm? Gee, I'd really like to show you my tattoo of a muscle-man deflecting a bullet with his pecks of steel, but I'm afraid that it's tattooed on my balls. The very same balls than you happen to have in your mouth." Christ.
I hate people who comfort themselves from being put down by sharing a lame joke about you with their friends. I also hate those friends who pretend to laugh at said joke, because it's never funny, especially not funny enough to constitute the guffaw they will let out.
I hate people who spend more money on clothes and fashions than they do on personal care products. The plaque on your teeth deflects my eyes from that shiny new watch you have on.
I hate people who have to point out that you're wrong and then make themselves feel good about it. Your personal insecurities with your own little flaws doesn't justify your attempts to push them on everyone else. Especially when those attempts don't work.
I hate people who sit there and talk about how impeccably large their penis is. I really don't
ing care. I have no intention of ever seeing your penis, so I'm not interested in what size condoms you use, etc.
I hate people who go on about the President. Yes, he is an idiot. But can you tell me why? *silence* I thought so.
I hate anyone and everyone who condoned that "Vote or Die" campaign. The entire campaign was run by idiots who were of the character of those in the above statement. (Yes, it said it was just to ge tpeople to vote, but it was definitely anti-Bush) They used their popularity to influence the polls until they realized that no one with any sense or pull gives a shit about what they think.
I hate pro-Bush idiots whose only justification for wanting Bush in office is because he's "Showing the terrorists who's boss." No, he's not. He's showing people how to piss away money on completely idiotic displays of power, while, at the same time, showing people how to push debts off on to their kids.
I hate people who say "Oh, I listen to anything and everything." No, you don't.
I hate people who make fun of kids with disabilities.
I hate people who aren't phased by the news of death outside of their own personal acquaintanceships.
I hate people who think abortion is a right.
I hate people who interject in conversations to tell you something dull and uninteresting. If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it. Until then, sit there, and shut the
up.
I hate people who come up and talk to you for no reason. No, it's not just "friendly conversation", it's
ing annoying.
I hate people who think that owning a cell phone makes them interesting. It doesn't. What it makes you is a pompous asshole.
That is all for now, though I'm sure there's more.
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Truth be told, I haven't dated that many asian chicks myself (I can count that # on both hands). Most of them tend to be of the white/latin persuasion but I've also been w/ a few black/middle eastern.
