Ad Guy - CAN THE TITLE SHOT MR. ANDERSON WANTS LEAD HIM TO SELL HIS SOUL AND JOIN IMMORTAL!?
Daniels - I appreciate that, but when I look back at my relationship with TNA - it’s a little rocky. I’ve been in and out so many times it seems like there’s a revolving door with my name on it. That’s okay, cuz that’s the wrestling business. But in the end, there’s something more important than the business and that’s the friendships I’ve made. Now 8 years ago, I came to TNA, I made a friendship with a man I call a brother - AJ Styles. We had our ups and downs, but through it all, we promised each other that we’d have each others’ backs. And we’ve kept that promise to each other. 3 weeks ago, I saw what BULLY RAY DID TO MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. And I realized that it was time for me to come back to TNA. Bobby, James, Frankie - my devotion to AJ, I’m offering that to you through and I’m asking…no check that - BEGGING YOU, let me be the fourth man in Lethal Lockdown! (MIDI Child hits)
Flair - Ya know, unfortunately, I think that has gone on too long. We’re past the point of no return, but for God, and if I’m God, and I’m the God of wrestling - I don’t who you are. You said you been coming and going? Where? You got a ring like this? No. THESE MEN ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD. THIS IS WRESTLING, THERE AIN’T NO CRYING OR KISSING ASS. IT’S ABOUT BEING THE BEST EVERY DAY. THESE GUYS MADE A MISTAKE - THEY SIDED WITH AJ INSTEAD OF US, THAT AIN’T GOOD. YOU KNOW THAT, COWBOY. Now you got this fly-by night talking for you, and I’ll give you an opportunity - the chance to walk up the stage and leave TNA forever! At Lethal Lockdown, someone’s gonna get hurt, and it won’t be them and you can’t hurt me - I WENT DOWN IN AN AIRPLANE!
Daniels - Thanks for the offer, God, BUT YOU CAN STICK IT UP YOUR ASS. No one wants to be in Lethal Lockdown more than me, pal.
Flair - We ain’t pals, but the God thing is right. Hogan and Immortal have decided that since you don’t have a contract, HIT THE BRICKS. YOU AIN’T GOT A CONTRACT TO WRESTLE. IT’S CALLED BEING IN THE HOUSE THAT FLAIR BUILT!
Daniels - You may not want me here, and those buffoons may not want me here, and Hogan doesn’t.
Flair - And Bischoff.
Daniels - BUT THE NETWORK WANTS ME HERE!
Hogan - NO BROTHER, I RUN THIS PLACE. I’M IN CHARGE OF TNA AND I MAKE THE RULES, BUT WE DON’T’ HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU BEING ON TV, SUPERHERO. If he wants a contract and the network wants you to have one, we’ll give you one brother. And as a far as Lockdown goes, I’d love to see you in the ring with the three stooges - BUT DON’T FORGET, I RUN THIS PLACE. AND BECAUSE I’M IN CHARGE, SUPERHERO DANIELS, YOU GOTTA MAKE YOUR WAY PAST BULLY RAY - THE BADDEST MAN ON THIS PLANET.
Ray - If you had any brains, you woulda got the hell outta Dodge. YOU DON’T WANT NO PART OF ME, CUZ I’M THE GUY THAT CRIPPLED YOUR BEST FRIEND. I TOOK AJ AND POWERBOMBED HIM OFF THAT STAGE AND I F I WANT TO, I’LL PUT YOU IN A BED NEXT TO HIM. You got a little bit of balls, but no brains. WHY YOU’D WANNA GET IN THE RING WITH ME, IS BEYOND ME. I END CAREERS AND I’M THE BADDEST MOTHERF-ER ON THE BLOCK. Now go back to California, sit on your couch, put some more mascara, paint your nails black, and maybe add some lipstick and watch Oprah.
Daniels - If I were you, I wouldn’t worry about the mascara and nail polish until the guy wearing it is beating your ass!
Anderson - It’s a beautiful day in the Impact Zone, would you be the douche bag…
Hogan - I’m tired of the network trumping me every single week. I SMELL A RAT - THEY’RE THINKING LIKE A WRESTLER. THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! IT NEEDS TO BE FIXED, AND I DON’T KNOW THAT SIDE OF THE BUSINESS AS WELL - do it.
Bischoff - I give you my word, it’ll get fixed.
Hogan - I’M TIRED OF THE DAMN NETWORK!
Taz - There’s the massive Mexican flag that Mexican-America…I’m not fond of them disrespecting our flag.
Taz - Anarchia is impressive…well, not at this very moment.
Tenay - Just hit the SAP button to hear our Spanish announce team.
Taz - How do you say WASSSUP in Spanish?
Tenay - Devon with the Thesz press with the mount!
Winter - I love you, Angelina. Now drink your drink.
Pope - Pope’s just here to watch this exhibition.
Pope - JOE’S HUNGRY. HE TRIED TO BITE THE GUY’S EAR OFF. Pope’s gonna head to the trees, dog.
Anderson - Once an asshole, always an asshole. No shit, Sherlock. ENOUGH WITH THE LOVE NOTES. I DON’T LIKE LOVE NOTES!
Taz - We gotta assume that Winter is spiking Angelina’s punch.
Tenay - It’s like poisoning a pigeon’s bird seed.
Taz - Don’t steal my line.
Tenay - It’s almost like Angelina’s a zombie.
Anderson - STINGER, STINGER, STINGER! You know where he is?
EY - He’s the champ, I’m the champ, you aren’t. We know where each other are. He’s in the rafters bro.
OJ - Ken, I’m totally into your whole asshole thing.
Anderson - Thanks…
RVD - HEY KENNY, IT’S 4:20 - YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET SMOKED!
Anderson - YOU MOTHER
ER!
RVD - See ya later, asshole!
Anderson - IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO GET A TITLE SHOT!
Sting - WOOOO! THIS IS SUCH A GOOD NIGHT. IT’S A REAL GOOD NIGHT. I’VE GOTTA HAVE SOME COMPANY, SO I’M GONNA ASK ROB-VAN-DAM TO COME HERE!
Sting - I came back to TNA to stop Hogan and Bischoff. But I’ve been distracted with you and Anderson. We haven’t seen eye to eye since March of last year.
RVD - I know I debuted last March here, but all I remember is like flashbacks of like 1,000 baseball bats.
Sting - Yeah, I’m sorry for that. I made a mistake. Now why don’t you apologize to me for using me as a pawn against Anderson? IF YOU WANNA IMPERSONATE YOU, YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH ME!
RVD - I respect that you’re the world champ…even though I never lost the title…You don’t even remember when I worked the under cards when you were main eventing. I was doing the same shiznit, but I’m not a small part of a show. Not a quarter, not a half - BUT THE WHOLE
ING SHOW! At Lockdown, you’ll find out what you’re dealing with!
Hogan - RVD! RVD! I’m digging this brother. THAT ATTITUDE IS THE SAME ONE I’VE BEEN FEELING SINCE I CAME BACK TO TNA MAN. IT SHAKES ME TO MY CORE! IT MAKES ME CRAZY BROTHER AND MAKES ME WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY. SO I SAY ERIC, LET’S NOT WAIT UNTIL LOCKDOWN - LET’S GIVE RVD THE STINGER TONIGHT! IT’S GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT BROTHER!
Tara - You are freaking insane, chick.
Rayne - SHUT UP!
Tara - I don’t even know why I came back.
Taz - Robbie E has hair like one of that Russian hats that people in Russia wear.
Taz - Cookie is a darling young lady.
Cookie - GET HIM OUT OF THE CORNER!
Taz - You never know what’s under a guy’s mask - could be Kevlar.
Taz - He was in hom’s way. Harm’s way. Is it hom’s or harm’s?
Tenay - Kendrick is unpredictable.
Taz - Well, when someone’s involved in yoga, ya never know what’s gonna happen.
Hogan - GUNNER, SLAP THE PISS OUT OF THOSE TWO!
Anderson - I’m tired of getting beat up every week.
Hogan - WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Anderson - My hat is in my hand. Right now, I want to be, I need to be, I’M BEGGING YOU TO BE THE REFEREE BETWEEN STING AND RVD!
Hogan - What do I get out of this?
Anderson - My support.
Hogan - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES!
Taz - Bully Ray’s chops are not a fun way to spend a Thursday night. I took ‘em on Sundays. Still hurts.
Tenay - Jeff Jarrett, the self-professed ULTRA MALE!
Jarrett - Kurt, standing in the ring with this cage being constructed, I know how you feel now. After last week, you violated the restraining order, getting hauled off and thrown in jail like a common thug. THAT’S WHERE YOU BELONG. Is this all part of your master plan? DID YOU PURPOSEFULLY VIOLATE THE RESTRAINING ORDER TO NOT HAVE TO FACE THIS MAN IN A CAGE AT LOCKDOWN!? I BELIEVE SO! I’ve seen a lot of gutless acts - NONE OF WHICH I’VE BEEN APART OF. Really, Kurt? I’m amazed at the lengths you’ve gone to. But this can be a blessing in disguise…FOR ME. I would have beaten you within an inch of your life and the law would’ve arrested me. IT’S A BLESSING FOR MYSELF. When you get out of prison, let’s move on down the road, but Karen and I have decided that the kids shouldn’t visit you in prison - we don’t wanna see the thug life you live. They need more of Daddy Jeff - the Ultra Male. BUT HOLD ON, AS PROMISED, THE KING IS GONNA GIVE THE QUEEN HER SPECIAL ENTRANCE. She’ll have a few choice words for her ex-husband. HIT THE QUEEN’S MUSIC (Angle repels down and Jeff escapes the cage)
Angle - I didn’t go to the jail. The cops saw the footage and said she was a bigger bitch than I did. I JUST HEARD FROM THE NETWORK, AND THEY HAVE A SPECIAL ADDED STIPULATION TO OUR MATCH!
Anderson - TWO! TWO! TWO!
Tenay - It’s ROB TERRY AND MURPHY! AND THEY’RE COMING TO THE RING CLAPPING THEIR HANDS!
Hogan - YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU
ME!? NO.
YOU!