The "WWF No Mercy Memorial Wrestling Thread" that isn't actually a Memorial Thread

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[quote name='OnyxPrimal']fucking sweet![/QUOTE]

Hooray...more ONE MINUTE matches for a tourney. If they actually give the matches time, great, if not, then there's not much of a point to the actual tourney. I look forward to KING DEL RIO's intro though.
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']Hooray...more ONE MINUTE matches for a tourney. If they actually give the matches time, great, if not, then there's not much of a point to the actual tourney. I look forward to KING DEL RIO's intro though.[/QUOTE]

Since WWE "loves" themed PPV's. Why not do one for King Of The Ring? Throw a couple of crap matches between each round (i.e. Diva's and Tag Team title matches) and you have a full PPV. Because you know on Raw, there's going to ba a couple of throw away, short matches. Hell, to make it seem more of a big deal, Raw and SD could each have four qualifying matches to determine the eight contestants.

I too would like to see Del Rio win KotR. I feel he has it all. In-ring skills, promo sklls and his face expressions are great (and he wore a mask in Mexico?). As much as I like both Punk and Bryan, Punk has already won gold and Bryan's size will hurt him in the long run in WWE. Del Rio is the perfect candidate to be pushed. A far better choice than Drew Boringtyre.
 
I don't know if KotR will ever come back as a PPV, but it's odds are better now than ever. With buyrates being as low as they were this year, I guarantee we'll get some kind of shake-up, even if it's as simple as dropping some theme ones (the theme, not the PPV).

It's a great concept that writes storylines for the next few months, so I have no idea why they've shunned it. Oh, right, I forgot... it's a tournament based on wrestling. Don't want to highlight that.
 
[quote name='diddy310']Have you found a decent version of Ted Dibiase's new one? I think its the only one out of the in game roster that's outdated.[/QUOTE]

This is the best one out right now.. it sounds pretty bad. If you want, I can rip it from the video and make it an MP3 and you can use it that way. Like I said, it sounds pretty bad, and it loops after about 32 seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_h8KG5eNbA
 
http://www.twitvid.com/ZFNGA

1) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

2) There's a really, really, really dumb part of me that thinks TNA will, one day, eventually get why wrestling fans hate them and nobody else knows them. They'll consequently change the product and it will immediately resonate with fans, and slowly grow over time to become an admirable, interesting competitor to WWE. All that said, I think Scott Hall said it best in terms of how I feel about TNA making any promises: don't just sing it, bring it.


3) Karate Eric Bischoff suggests that #1 is true.
 
ooh yay, they put the Bret cover up!

Speaking of Bret, and this is all completely coincidental, I put in the code to add him right before going to the Rumble in WWE Universe mode. I went in and moved him to Raw. Since he was added the week prior to the Rumble, he didn't have a match that night, but I simmed the Rumble, and he won it. He returned from his 13 year hiatus to win the Rumble. Awesome.

..and then gets jumped mid-entrance the next night on Raw :(

I wish that I had the ability to interrupt other people's entrances. I don't understand why the computer can do it but I can't.
 
EDIT: Early estimate of PPV buys for UFC 121: 1.2 million

Most recent PPV numbers for WWE: Night of Champions: ~160,000

:rofl: PPV is still profitable for WWE for sure, but when you compare numbers like that, how could anyone who is truly a risk-taker, truly an entrepreneur, truly a capitalist, and truly focused on business continue to produce the product the way they have and the way they do? UFC PPV buys are showing that WWE's claims that people are watching WWE shows "at each other's houses" because of the poor economy hold no water. Don't get me wrong, people do that (hell, I did that on Saturday night) - but they've always done it. WWE offers it up as an excuse for why their PPV sales are down. If it's the economy, then all PPV sales should decline roughly the same percentage (give or take). If it's the product, then one company will have 4 of the last 20 PPVs offered exceed a million buys (UFC), while the other increases their PPV price, doesn't put together a product that drives people to buy those shows, and suffers sales declines accordingly.

WWE making economic arguments for poor PPV sales is hubris at best, willful ignorance at worst.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']EDIT: Early estimate of PPV buys for UFC 121: 1.2 million

Most recent PPV numbers for WWE: Night of Champions: ~160,000
[/QUOTE]

When will WWE treat UFC as it's main competitor and act accordingly? And I wonder what the numbers will be for Bragging Rights? :lol: I doubt that it will be below 100,000. But would Vince blow things up if it did drop under that?
 
I don't know, honestly. I don't see Vince questioning any of his judgments or decisions until (and, of course, *IF*) WWE runs in the red for a long period of time. Look at what finally caused them to cede power and direction to Vince Russo in 1996. McMahon almost ran his company out of business b/c he wouldn't change direction and wanted to keep doing "TL Hopper" kind of stuff.

It will take more than you can imagine to make WWE change direction - being a mere (hella, hella, hella distant) second place in PPV sales won't motivate him as long as they're profitable.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']you're so macho.[/QUOTE]
wait, my apologies if you do want to print out covers of men....

I respect that and to note, I'd vote for your marriage possibilities


The hell you want to me type? "Oh gee I'm glad I now got a choice between all these guys without 1 single woman to choose from...."
 
[quote name='strongpimphand']wait, my apologies if you do want to print out covers of men....

I respect that and to note, I'd vote for your marriage possibilities


The hell you want to me type? "Oh gee I'm glad I now got a choice between all these guys without 1 single woman to choose from...."[/QUOTE]

I just think what Myke is trying to say is you watch sweaty men roll around on the mat just like the rest of us. Don't act like you do it all for the nookie.
 
How the fuck is this legal?

STAMFORD, Conn. – To celebrate the victory of restoring voters’ right to wear WWE clothing at the polls, World Wrestling Entertainment will be giving away WWE merchandise near select Connecticut poll locations on Election Day, this Tuesday, Nov. 2.

“I can’t think of a better way for WWE fans to celebrate their constitutional rights and freedom of expression while voting than to proudly wear the WWE merchandise that Connecticut Secretary of State Susan Bysiewicz attempted to prohibit from the polls,” said Vince McMahon, Chairman and CEO, World Wrestling Entertainment.

Out of respect for voters from all political parties, WWE will not be handing out merchandise within 75 feet of polling locations, and merchandise will be available on a first come, first served basis.
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http://www.wwe.com/inside/standupforwwe/merchpolls
 
[quote name='Chase']
Ya know who I like? Curt Hawkins. His tag team with Trampstamp McGee is a pretty good team, and he's shown a lot of promise. I'm disappointed that WWE has yet to legitimize the Gate Crashers (in the invisible tag team division).
[/QUOTE]

Chase won't see this since he has me "ignored", but that team broke up.
 
To whoever mentioned a possible Angle return to WWE.. I agree, that would definitely have the potential to breath some life into a relatively stale product. As an unashamed TNA fan, I'm willing to admit that I've enjoyed WWE a lot more lately.. the Bryan/Ziggler match was great as well as some of the Undertaker/Kane stuff. Never liked Edge as a solo performer, but enjoyed his tag work with Christian.. hoping they reunite.

Can't even remember what absurdity TNA has got going on lately.
 
[quote name='OnyxPrimal']I just think what Myke is trying to say is you watch sweaty men roll around on the mat just like the rest of us. Don't act like you do it all for the nookie.[/QUOTE]
I do watch half-naked men do entertaining moves just like everyone else....but I'd love to have an all-female cover though

Is that wrong? Because if it is...I don't wanna be right. I'm not going to print out covers of dudes when the WWE has like 12 females. Just like my original post stated...they once again dropped the ball and could have made an all-divas cover


But this is just a quick way of talking about stuff we shouldn't get into...so I'm backing out of this potential mud slide
 
Its one thing to be spending 50 million on your campaign but damn giving away free stuff as far away legally from the polls as you can get?Just damn trying to buy those votes away, could it be anymore blatant?Sure makes me wish I was a resident of Connecticut though.
 
[quote name='Sporadic']How the fuck is this legal?

http://www.wwe.com/inside/standupforwwe/merchpolls[/QUOTE]

It's coming as close to breaking the law as possible. Like an escort service isn't prostitution, this isn't 'buying votes.'

They might as well plug a WWE SOOPERSTAR™ outside of every polling place, signing autographs for the Cenation™.

I'll never buy anything new from WWE. What a disgusting, repugnant, dreadful family. They're not getting my money anymore. I'll buy SvR used down the line.
 
[quote name='Chase']
Ya know who I like? Curt Hawkins. His tag team with Trampstamp McGee is a pretty good team, and he's shown a lot of promise. I'm disappointed that WWE has yet to legitimize the Gate Crashers (in the invisible tag team division).

[/QUOTE]

Hey Chase,
Matt Young wants you to know that that team broke up.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']It's coming as close to breaking the law as possible. Like an escort service isn't prostitution, this isn't 'buying votes.'

They might as well plug a WWE SOOPERSTAR™ outside of every polling place, signing autographs for the Cenation™.

I'll never buy anything new from WWE. What a disgusting, repugnant, dreadful family. They're not getting my money anymore. I'll buy SvR used down the line.[/QUOTE]


If you hate them that much how about you just stop watching thier product and stop talking about thier product as well as all that does is keep it out there and make others check it out. Seriously, get off your high horse already and stop bitching about something that in no way whatsoever affects you. You get all dramatic about shit that really is stupid to even bother with especially since it is not going on in your own state.

Last time I checked it was still a somewhat free country and if this is what Vince choses to do with his money and merchandise then thats his right. If people do not like it they are not being forced to go get free swag. Shit, I would be willing to bet that nearly half the people that do stop and get some free shit are voting for the other person anyways.
 
Pope is wheeling a casket out to the ring and Tenay asks what is in it.

Taz - "I hope it's not some badass looking to take out an MMA guy"
 
[quote name='Spyder187']If you hate them that much how about you just stop watching thier product and stop talking about thier product as well as all that does is keep it out there and make others check it out. Seriously, get off your high horse already and stop bitching about something that in no way whatsoever affects you. You get all dramatic about shit that really is stupid to even bother with especially since it is not going on in your own state.

Last time I checked it was still a somewhat free country and if this is what Vince choses to do with his money and merchandise then thats his right. If people do not like it they are not being forced to go get free swag. Shit, I would be willing to bet that nearly half the people that do stop and get some free shit are voting for the other person anyways.[/QUOTE]


I pretty much refrain from posting in here, but you are fucking retarded. That is one of the dumbest statements I have ever read. Please stop watching wrestling and go take a basic political science class.
 
[quote name='Matt Young']Chase won't see this since he has me "ignored", but that team broke up.[/QUOTE]

I hate to double post, but why has this become such an issue with you lately? That shit happened years ago. Get over it and stop bringing it up.
 
[quote name='strongpimphand'] I'm not going to print out covers of dudes when the WWE has like 12 females.[/QUOTE]

...2 of whom are wrestlers.

I'm sure you could probably get someone to photoshop those two wrestlers, and maybe add your favorite anime character or something as the third. Does wrestling anime exist?
 
I, uh, so... Ok, so TNA thought it was appropriate to do a story based around Bischoff saying that he doesn't care if Anderson has a concussion?

I get the endgame here with the Morgan calling it irresponsible thing, but this all seems just a tad distasteful.

Also, I hate the faux-documentary style of their backstage stuff.
 
I'd love for Kurt to come back, but don't know if they would be willing to give him the HBK/Undertaker work schedule that he would probably want/need.

I'd love to see him against guys like Punk and Bryan, or even one more match with Taker - I think that matchup could deliver something close to the level of Taker/Michaels at a Wrestlemania.
 
[quote name='007']I, uh, so... Ok, so TNA thought it was appropriate to do a story based around Bischoff saying that he doesn't care if Anderson has a concussion?

I get the endgame here with the Morgan calling it irresponsible thing, but this all seems just a tad distasteful.

Also, I hate the faux-documentary style of their backstage stuff.[/QUOTE]

Made even worse when just now Morgan made a blatant allusion to the Benoit tragedy.

Stay classy, TNA.
 
Cue shaky cam footage of a Yale alumni turned wrestler who is now a concussion expert telling Bischoff of the dangers of concussions in pro wrestling.
 
[quote name='Spyder187']If you hate them that much how about you just stop watching thier product and stop talking about thier product as well as all that does is keep it out there and make others check it out.[/quote]

Son, I've been a wrestling fan since years before your daddy banged your momma in a bar bathroom stall, conceiving the little shit that turned out to be you. I understand wrestling, I wish wrestling was enjoyable, I wish wrestling was wrestling. Someone who is appropriately critical offers solutions and doesn't merely complain about the product. I do that. 007 does that. Who are you anyway?


Seriously, get off your high horse already and stop bitching about something that in no way whatsoever affects you. You get all dramatic about shit that really is stupid to even bother with especially since it is not going on in your own state.
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You know what doesn't affect me? Who wins at Wrestlemania. You know what does affect me? The US political structure. If you don't think it affects me - or you, or Matt Young (and Chase, who, in a strange turn of events, is on Matt Young's ignore feature), well, fine. Don't vote. You clearly lack the intellectual aptitude for someone who ought to vote, given that you think the outcome of a vote that sends someone to Capitol Hill doesn't affect me, or you. Stay out of the political system. Vote for something that affects *you* - like the Next Breakout WWE Sooperstar™!

Last time I checked it was still a somewhat free country and if this is what Vince choses to do with his money and merchandise then thats his right. If people do not like it they are not being forced to go get free swag. Shit, I would be willing to bet that nearly half the people that do stop and get some free shit are voting for the other person anyways.
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It's not about "free swag." It's about motivating miscreants to go to the polls who otherwise wouldn't go to the polls in the first place. It's buying votes. I said it was legal - I'd urge you to not misunderstand my words, but I've a hard time thinking you misunderstand things intentionally, so I can't really make that request of you. I never said anything otherwise. I compared it to escort services: perfectly legal, but we all *know* it's prostitution, and using the language of the law to commit otherwise illegal acts (buying votes).

Also, it will be more than half of people who likely take the free stuff and vote for Blumenthal, since he's polling double digits ahead of McMahon. That's high school-level probability.

I'm having a conversation with some grown ups in here, many other than me also bringing up the campaign. It's very relevant to WWE, otherwise we wouldn't have the laughably pitiful and self-serving woe-is-me-the-multi-million-dollar-corporation-that-doesn't-provide-health-or-retirement-to-its-wrestlers corporation drumming up a phony parade of sheep to Stand Up for them. They're putting it on their television programming, so don't you dare chide me for bringing it here. Sit down, shut up, and eat a WWE Superstars Ice Cream Bar. Look! It has Bushwhacker Luke on it!

(also of note: if you want to see some of the most vapid political discourse imaginable in the current era, please check out Honky Tonk Man's "I stand up for WWE" video. What's a word for something that exceeds even the standards of "vapid"? Because it's that, too.
 
Don't hold back, myke, tell us how you really feel. :)

[quote name='Matt Young']Chase won't see this since he has me "ignored", but that team broke up.[/QUOTE]

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You knew it was coming.

[quote name='niceguyshawne']Hey Chase,
Matt Young wants you to know that that team broke up.[/QUOTE]

:lol:
 
[quote name='mykevermin']I understand wrestling, I wish wrestling was enjoyable, I wish wrestling was wrestling. Someone who is appropriately critical offers solutions and doesn't merely complain about the product. I do that. 007 does that.[/QUOTE]

Sad thing is, not one person (including myself) in here has brought Dragon Gate's live iPPV on GoFightLive that's happening tonight for $15.

http://www.gofightlive.tv/Events/Fight/Wrestling/Dragon_Gate_Bushido_Code_Of_The_Warrior/804

Looks like they have a hell of a card set up

Open The Freedom Gate Title
BxB Hulk defends vs. Shingo

Dragon Gate Tag Team Wrestling At Its Best
CIMA & Genki Horiguchi vs. YAMATO & Akira Tozawa

I Quit Match
Jimmy Jacobs vs. Jon Moxley

Dream Match - Non-Title
Open The Dream Gate Champion Masato Yoshino vs. Austin Aries

Giant Tag Team Attraction
Brodie Lee & Akebono vs. The Osirian Portal

Special Challenge Match
Homicide vs. Rich Swann

Four Way Freestyle
Chuck Taylor vs. Ricochet vs. Johnny Gargano vs. Arik Cannon
 
I think the "Stand Up For WWE" is hysterical simply because of the fact that the average person watching WWE TV seeing this isn't aware of wellness policy, the lack of health care for the talent let alone the whole "independent contractor" situation, and certainly above all else with that in mind will "stand up" simply because Vince shows up on TV begging for the "Universe" to defend the WWE.

Also I'll be ordering the Dragon Gate iPPV.
 
Aside from the spot-o-matic tag match, and Flair's bit with the knockouts, that show sucked. No good matches aside from that one (which somehow saw Ink Inc get a title shot despite LOSING TO A COMEDY ACT TEAM MULTIPLE TIMES), and RVD came off like a complete moron. And an asshole. EV2's promo was amusing just because I don't think there's ever been a bigger group of more bored-looking guys in the ring before.

Morgan's face turn was reasonably well-executed all things considered, but the hanging was a bit unsettling given that they brought up the concussion deal that came to light largely due to Benoit and with him using the "SAME BRAIN AS AN 80 YEAR OLD WITH ALZEIMERS" line.

The tag title match sure did come out of nowhere, what with it being RIGHT AFTER ABYSS USES JANICE TO DESTROY A CASKET WITH THE POPE INSIDE and all. It was a TO THE BACKing to the ring. Very odd. The show was definitely bad, but not all-time bad like the '07 Xmas ep - just bad in the sense that there was little good and a lot of bad stuff. Reaction was comedy gold with dudes burying the company left and right.

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Greatest man ever.








I endorse this move








Impact and Reaction Quotes -

Tenay - OUR IMPACT CAMERA MAN HAS BEEN ALERTED TO AN ISSUE IN CATERING BETWEEN MICKIE AND TARA! (cut to an area with no food in it)
Teneay - MICKIE AND TARA’S ISSUES DATE BACK ALL THE WAY TO THEIR DAYS IN WWE!
Taz - Yeah, I was there then - Tara blames Mickie for her being released.
Taz - I think our camera man just got splattered.
Tara - YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Taz - Who’s that? Sarita? I think…
Taz - Mickie’s got a broom - she’s too hot to hop on it and ride out of here.
(after Sarita kicks Velvet in the pussy)Taz - Nice block.
Taz - This is like Knockouts Unleashed. Sounds like a PPV.
Tenay - Here comes Flair.
Taz - Well, if anyone can controla buntch of hot chicks, it’s Flair.
Flair - WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOING? GET A GRIP! YOU EVER SLAP ME AGAIN, I’LL MAKE A WOMAN OUT OF YA. YEAH! YOU THINK YOU’RE MY EX-WIFE!? TRY IT! HEY. HERE’S THE DEAL! HEY! NUT JOB! GET A GRIP! YOU WANNA FIGHT? THEN TONIGHT, YOU CAN FIGHT IN A MATCH. YOU EVER SLAP ME AGAIN, I’M NOT KIDDING BABY! TONIGHT, TI’LL BE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AND YOU, NUTJOB, MICKIE, AGAINST SARITA, TARA, AND MADISON! YOU GUYS DO IT THEN, OKAY!? (they brawl anyway) WHAT THE HELL! GET THIS OVER WITH!
Tenay - Think there’s anything in the casket?
Taz - Hopefully not some badass trying to take on an MMA guy.
Flair - Where’s the Immortal one?
Bischoff - He’s taking care of some acquisitions for Immoratl.
(to security dude)Flair - What are you laughing at, dumbass?
Trainer - You. Seriously. Aren’t considering. Having Ken wrestle. He has a concussion.
Bischoff - This isn’t the NFL - guys get paid to wrestle here. That means guys get paid to get hurt here.
Flair - How come you weren’t here when I got dropped on tacks?
Trainer - IT’S HAEAD TRAUMA - the NFL…
Flair - HEY, THEIR RATINGS ARE GOING DOWN, OURS ARE GOING UP. WE PLAY FOR REAL HERE BUDDY.
Flair - Woo woo woo!
Pope - Pope thought it be bout time for him to speak to his congergation and hold court. We all know that when Pope speaks to the congregation, it speaks back, NOW CAN POPE GET AN AMEN!? Apparently, there is a MONSTA on tha loose, and this monsta is filled with all kinds of evil spirits of demonic proportions. But Pope is good with that - I plan to Pimp Slap that monsta over and over again! Since Abyss has decided to embrace his evil ways, Pope says that it’s time to do something about it. WELL, HOW BOUT WE GET TOGETHER HERE AND POPE’S GONNA GET ABYSS AND TAKE THAT MONSTA AND WRAP HIM UP AND PUT HIM IN A CASKET AND SEND HIM STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL. AND IF YOU, AND YOU… (Abyss is shown)
Abyss - POPE! I hate to interrupt this vigil of you and your congregation, but I come with standing orders from Immortal. THEY HAVE INSTRUCTED ME TO EXTINGUISH THE FLAME THAT IS THE POPE!
Pope - Really?
Abyss - WHEN YOU AND I MEET, THE ONLY THING YOU’LL NEED IS A PREIST TO ADMINISTER YOUR LAST RITES! And as for all the pathetic and ignorant sheep that comprise your congregation, you too are no longer safe. I AM COMING FOR ALL OF YOU! (some fans boo, some cheer) ONE BY ONE!
Jarrett - I had no idea how high up the stage was from the ground - I’ve only been here since day one. See you at Turning Point, you big fat tub of goo! Ken, you got a concussion? Take you some aspirin.
Morgan - Can I talk to you about something? Is Bischoff serious when he said he’s gonna make Anderson wrestle with a concussion?
Flair - Yeah.
Morgan - I’ve had my share. Concussions. I’m just saying it’s more important than one everyone’s assuming It’s not. It’s something we’re doing studies. In your days, there weren’t any studies. We can do something about it.
Flair - Back in my day? THIS IS MY DAY. FOUR DECADES. Whatever they put down for Anderson, we as Fortune, support. Okay? We’re a family. Let’s forget we had this convo and let me find that little Chiquita.
Taz - Where better to have a JERSEY STREET FIGHT than Orlando?
Taz - Robbie’s going yam bag!
Cookie - FINISH HIM!
Velvet - I gotta call Chris or I’m gonna lose my shit.
Winter - Do you believe in fate, Ms. Love?
Love - No…
Dreamer - YOU HAVEN’T RETURNED OUR CALLS, TEXTS, EMAILS, OR TWEETS! RVD, come out here!
Dreamer - Before this goes any further, we’re gonna settle this now. His uncle and him trained you! When I was going through my hell, you called me up and said “dude, come to TNA!”. You helped me get here. What happened with Sabu last week was an accident.
RVD - AN ACCIDENT. You think that was an accident? Tell ya what I do know. I don’t know who I can trust - now Jeff Hardy had me opened up like a frog in science. Was that a result of my paranoia?
Dreamer - This is what Bischoff wants - MAN, WE’RE A FAMILY. THIS IS US, BRO. What happened with Abyss, yeah, Jeff’s off and strange. DUDE, REMMBER HISTORY! THIS IS ERIC BISCHOFF -R REMEMBER WHEN HE DID TO OUR LAST COMPANY!?
RVD - Raven, what are you laughing at?
Raven - Maybe the weed you’re involved in, maybe you shouldn’t be involved in it. Find something new. Bischoff’s a super-genius like me! WE’RE YOUR FRIENDS!
RVD - HA F’N HA! Ya know what’s really funny? This stooge he’s been talking about, I’M LOOKING AT HIM AINT I!? (Fortune’s rap mix hits)
Flair - WELL, If it isn’t the epitome of dysfunction. EV2 having a word with each other. Look at power, composure, strength, good-will. Look at what makes the wrestling world go round - NOT A BUNCH OF PUNKS. START THINKING ABOUT TURNING POINT, WHERE FORTUNE FACES EV2 FOR THE LAST TIME. And the most Important thing is that Raven, you and RVD better kiss and make up, cuz tonight, you gotta wrestle AJ and Kaz tonight. Dysfunction versus Fortune. Tell yer story walkin! WOO WOO WOO!
Williams - I’ve said my peace. You’re whining like a bunch of Americans.
Kaz - You’re always complaining about how our beer is too cold!
Flair - W HAT!?
Flair - You wanna wrestle tonight?
Douglas - Yeah.
Flair - Kaz, put on the suit and look as only you can look.
Flair - James, why do you have a cold beer and I don’t?
Storm - Cuz…I’m learning from the best!
Tenay - I just…need to get your thoughts on a very serious situation - Mr. Anderson being forced to compete in a chain match with a conussion…BPS WITH THE DOUBLE TEAM!
Taz - Well, no one wants to compete injured.
Tenay - Well, we know SO MUCH MORE ABOUT CONCUSSIONS NOW THAN WE DID EVEN A YEAR AGO!
Taz - On Reaction, you see our wrestlers BEING REAL!
Taz - Where’s the little blonde tomato?
Tenay - Lacey is now TRAINING MISS TESSMACHER TO BE A TNA Knockout.
Taz - Lacey’s training someone…there ya go. I thought I’d heard it all.
Abyss - JANICE!? WHERE’S MY BABY GIRL!? COME TO PAPA!
Max - GUNS, LIFE’S ABOUT MORE THAN PLAYING XBOX 360 - IT’S ABOUT ME!
Moore - Guys, Matt and Jeff from ‘98 want their gear back! THOSE ARE SOME SWEET TENNIS SHOES! We represent the 1% of themselves who are willing to express themselves with tattoos, ink, and whatever they want!
Neal - WE REPRESENT HIM, HIM, AND EVERYONE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
Tenay - THIS WHOLE GENERATION IS ABOUT ME ME ME. NO ONE EARNS A DAMN THING IN THIS GENERATION!
Taz - They talked about a couple of 30 year olds playing Xbox. Well, you’re about what, 70? You play 360? You’re still rocking the Atari!
Taz - Why should the champions want to face 3D? What do they have to gain?
Tenay - THEY CAN SAY THAT THAT RETIRED TEAM 3D!
Tenay - WE SHOULDA HAD NEW TAG CHAMPS!
Taz - Shoulda, woulda, coulda, didn’t.
Ray - You people here, and there, would have to agree that TNA has the best tag team division in the world! Team 3D, Gen Me, Ink Inc, Beer Money, and the world tag champs, the Guns! Guys, at BFG, me and Devon made up our minds - Team 3D is officially retiring. I know, it’s not the most popular decision, but it’s something we need to do. Thanks for being behind us, cuz if it wasn’t for you… So listen, we said we wanna go out against the best. YOU ARE THE TNA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. YOU ARE THE BEST TAG TEAM IN THE WORLD TODAY. Turning Point, we’re done. What’s it gonna be, guys?
Shelley - Three years ago, you took two boys and turned them into men. You’re living legends. You’re at the top of the ladder, but now, we’re on that ladder. We’re the people’s champs - WHO WANTS TO SEE 3D AND GUNS ONE MORE TIME?!
Morgan - Eric, I just wanted to have a word with you about the chain match…
Bischoff - It’s a one-armed jackass with a concussion in a chain match. IT’S RATINGS!
Morgan - So that’s what this is all about? RATINGS!?
Bischoff - THAT’S WHAT WE’RE ALL ABOUT!
Morgan - Don’t you think that’s a little irresponsible?
Bischoff - No, it’s wrestling.
Morgan - Yeah, I get that, but it’s about OUR SAFETY. Take Hernandez for example. It’d be hypocritical for me to say something and not say that I gave a guy one and took him out for three months.
Bischoff - This isn’t a safety issue - I’m safe. When it comes to Ken Anderson, I don’t give a shit about his safety.
Hardy - I am the here. I am the now. I am the anti-Christ of professional wrestling. I am Jeff Hardy.
Tenay - What do you think about the issues with Douglas Williams?
Taz - Stop making a mountain out of a molehill. What is a molehill anyway?
Tenay - Eric Bischoff and Evil just go together so well - JUST LOOK AT WHAT HE’S BOOKED FOR OUR MAIN EVENT!
Tenay - WHO IS IT!?
Taz - That’s Ric Flair - the Nature Boy!

TNA Reaction 10-28-10

Jarrett - COME ON OUT HERE YA ONE-ARMED BANDIT, LET ME BASH THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR HEAD IN!
Morgan - Jeff, you’ve wrestled since you were 16, right? And you’ve wrestled with your fair share of concussions. I’m a proud, card-carrying member of the Sports Legacy Institute. THEY’RE STUDYING THE EFFECTS OF CONCUSSIONS OF EX-ATHLETES. We’ve gotta decide when a guy’s had enough, he’s had enough.
Jarrett - ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDING ME MATT!? REALLY!? YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANDERSON AND HIS CONCUSSION. JUST LAST WEEK I THREW JOE OFF THE STAGE WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE. I’M IN IT FOR SURVIVAL. I DON’T CARE ABOUT JOE, ANGLE, ANDERSON, AND AFTER TONIGHT, I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU. THE MASSACRE OF MR. ANDERSON IS TAKING PLACE TONIGHT AND THERE ISN’T A DAMN THING YOU OR ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT. NOW GET OUT OF MY DAMN RING NOW!
Morgan - I’m not just gonna sit back…what I could do is KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW!
Tenay - I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT YOU’VE SAID ABOUT CONCUSSIONS. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT HIS CONCUSSION.
Taz - That’s your opinion, and your opinion is incorrect.
Tenay - JEFF DOESN’T REALIZE MATT’S NOT CHAINED TO HIM!
Taz - JEFF, YOU’RE IN DEEP SHIT!
Hardy - If I could see the old Jeff Hardy in the rear view, I’d tell him to fuck off and ask him what the fuck he was thinking.
Bischoff - HULK HOGAN IS 57 YEARS OLD!
Jarrett - I STARTED TNA - THE SECOND-LARGEST WRESTLING ORGANIZATION IN THE WORLD!
Tara - Mickie getting me released from WWE…there could be a lot of truth to it. But I had 2 years left in my contract - I chose to leave WWE.
Tara - TNA is where the true fighters are.
Mickie - I was in catering just hanging out…
Tara - I’m more of a stand-up boxer.
Jarrett - WE’RE HERE TO PUT ASSES IN SEATS AND SELL PAY-PER-VIEW BUYS! DO YOU THINK JOE CAN SELL ONE HARD TICKET? HELL NO!
Kaz - We’re the Core Four!
Douglas - I think he’s got a valid point - I admire him for taking his stance.
Douglas - I just wanted a chance to show what I can do. It seems like I’ve just been in the background watching everyone else do something else.
Morgan - Lemme tell you about those VANILLA MIDGETS, FORTUNE. THEY’RE DONE!
RVD - I’m here…not because I’m proud of TNA.
Jarrett - Bobby Roode - a future world champion. TELL ME WHAT HE DOESN’T NOT HAVE!?
Hardy - These could be the last years of my career - I’m going out with a bang.
 
I'm surprised there wasn't any exercise equipment coincidentally at ringside to hang Morgan from, just to further eyefuck the point home.

Also - the guy with the sign in the Rayne/Mickie/Sarita pic :D
 
Colt Cabana's new podcast is up with Jimmy Jacobs talking about his drug use... pretty good. I really love Colt's podcast as it's more like some guys shooting the shit in the back rather than being a shoot interview style thing.

www.welovecolt.com
 
[quote name='Sporadic']Sad thing is, not one person (including myself) in here has brought Dragon Gate's live iPPV on GoFightLive that's happening tonight for $15.

http://www.gofightlive.tv/Events/Fight/Wrestling/Dragon_Gate_Bushido_Code_Of_The_Warrior/804

Looks like they have a hell of a card set up

Open The Freedom Gate Title
BxB Hulk defends vs. Shingo

Dragon Gate Tag Team Wrestling At Its Best
CIMA & Genki Horiguchi vs. YAMATO & Akira Tozawa

I Quit Match
Jimmy Jacobs vs. Jon Moxley

Dream Match - Non-Title
Open The Dream Gate Champion Masato Yoshino vs. Austin Aries

Giant Tag Team Attraction
Brodie Lee & Akebono vs. The Osirian Portal

Special Challenge Match
Homicide vs. Rich Swann

Four Way Freestyle
Chuck Taylor vs. Ricochet vs. Johnny Gargano vs. Arik Cannon[/QUOTE]

I didn't know about it but thanks for posting. I won't be able to watch it live but one of the good things about GFL is that the event can be purchased even after it airs and watched for at least 2 weeks after. I'm willing to part with $15 to watch some (hopefully) good wrestling. Wrestling--I vaguely remember what that is.
 
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