I also hate corporate lingo.
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Our dynamic work environment offers a robust, cooperative effort where our employees- whom we really consider our family- are given the tools to get the job done right. Our 'get it done right' philosophy is integral to our company, and efficiency, cost-effectiveness and a hard worth ethic contributes to our many successes as a workplace."
First off, moronic

ing buzzwords like "robust" and "dynamic" are

ing stupid. Stop trying to sound like some over-paid yuppie who scrounged through a thesaurus to justify his undeserved paycheck. Secondly, the "get it done right philosophy". That's the motto of the company I work for, and it makes my stomach bleed to hear it. What, is there a mother

ing "get it done WRONG philosophy"? Shut the

up, you aren't some super company who does everything right, and everyone sees through your shenanigans. I know first hand that we "get it done right" about 60% of the time. By the way, playing solitaire, cruising porn and hitting up titty bars after a nice lunch of Taco Bell do not equal a hard work ethic.
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Let me kick it around and I'll touch base with you next week. Stay classy."
Touch base? Get the

out. That wasn't clever in the 1990's.
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Well, you know it is what it is."
No comment. Just

.
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Thoughts?"
I've seen emails concluded with only this word and it's

ing annoying. Ask for input like a normal human being rather than trying to appear modern and off the cuff. No matter how hard the CFO tries to act like "one of the boys", the fact remains they'll continue to hate him because he gets ten times the money for a tenth of the work.
This thread is strangely cathartic.