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[quote name='Mojimbo']Alton Brown looks like Ben Franklin in his one commercial. What happened to that dude?[/quote]
 
[quote name='Dkellar']Nice, TNT stopped working and now I am missing LoTR![/quote]

Don't worry, they'll show it again every other week for the rest of eternity.
 
I can't stop playing Puzzle Quest. Stupid game is like crack. I should be playing Killzone, not this.

I got into a huge fight with a girl last night, and now I feel bad.
 
[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']She shouldn't of pushed you.[/quote]

"shouldn't have," not "shouldn't of" :bomb::bomb::bomb: Do you even think about the things you say?
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']I can't stop playing Puzzle Quest. Stupid game is like crack. I should be playing Killzone, not this.

I got into a huge fight with a girl last night, and now I feel bad.[/quote]

Did she kick your ass? You're about the size of an 8 year old girl, so you shouldn't feel bad.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Yes, yes I do. It is my gift; it is my curse[/quote]
Hey! You're pretty good at fixing sentences, but terrible at ending them. :cool:
 
[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']Hey! You're pretty good at fixing sentences, but terrible at ending them. :cool:[/quote]

I will knock you da fuck out! :boxing:
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[quote name='Temporaryscars']JFD, you should make videos of you and your friends doing things other than singing. I want variety.[/quote]
Ok. What do you want?

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I will knock you da fuck out! :boxing:
:grouphug:
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:boxing:
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[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Yes, yes I do. It is my gift; it is my curse[/quote]

Oh come on now, I've put MUCH better curses on you than that.
 
[quote name='DarlingNina']Did she kick your ass? You're about the size of an 8 year old girl, so you shouldn't feel bad.[/QUOTE]

Shutup tubby.

When a girl is yelling at you and pulling your hair when you bring something up that you shouldn't have brought up in the company you're in, you're well with in your rights to tell her to get the fuck out of your car right?
 
[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']Ok. What do you want?
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Maybe a change of venue, maybe some dancing so go with the singing? Maybe some festive costumes? I'm not asking for much!
 
[quote name='lordwow']Hey JFD, do a video of you and your friends showering.[/quote]
:bomb:

[quote name='Temporaryscars']Maybe a change of venue, maybe some dancing so go with the singing? Maybe some festive costumes? I'm not asking for much![/quote]
Done!
 
[quote name='Kayden']I was wubbed.[/QUOTE]
You're an alright guy, and all... but your OTTs are somehow worse than LinkinPrime's.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']Shutup tubby.

When a girl is yelling at you and pulling your hair when you bring something up that you shouldn't have brought up in the company you're in, you're well with in your rights to tell her to get the fuck out of your car right?[/quote]

You're too little to be so angry!
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']Shutup tubby.

When a girl is yelling at you and pulling your hair when you bring something up that you shouldn't have brought up in the company you're in, you're well with in your rights to tell her to get the fuck out of your car right?[/QUOTE]

You're kind of a terrible person, DarthPuma. I'm surprised any girl wants have any contact with you after all the shit you've done.

[quote name='lordwow']:bomb: Why did they shut down the Windows Game Advisor[/QUOTE]

What's the Windows Game Advisor?
 
[quote name='Brak']Recount the altercation for us, DarthPuma.[/QUOTE]

-We go to this chick's house so my buddy can try and make a move. We assumed we would actually, you know, go in her house.
-She won't let us in, says let's go drive around.
-I don't want to waste the gas on her, and I have a restricted license so I can only legally carry 1 other passenger. I usually break that law and carry two, but I never carry more, especially when one is a loud bitch who would end up getting us pulled over.
-We compromise, I drive down the block, park in front of my buddy's house, me and my friend go in buddy's house while other buddy and girl are in car.
-Buddy has to leave ten minutes later, my friend and I are ready to go home at this point so we go back to the car and tell her our mom called and we had to go.
-She calls us out and says we're lying, words start flying. (I'm livid at this point)
-We drive back to her house, I'm like we're either going in your house or we're leaving and you're staying.
-She STILL won't get out of my car, so I go to her front door and talk to her little brother for five minutes.
-I go back to the car, say we're either going in or we leave again, she refuses to get out, more words fly, my hair get's pulled.
-I get out, open her door, tell her that she better get the fuck out of my car.
-She talks MORE shit for the next five minutes before she finally leave.

And that is the short version.
 
[quote name='dcfox']You're kind of a terrible person, DarthPuma. I'm surprised any girl wants have any contact with you after all the shit you've done.
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This is one of two girls I have ever fought with in my entire life, so I can't be that big of an ass.
 
Next time, grab the bitch by the titties and pull her out of your fucking car.

It's about the only thing you can do now to show you're in control. You let her leave on her terms and now she thinks she owns you.

[quote name='DarthPuma']-We go to this chick's house so my buddy can try and make a move. We assumed we would actually, you know, go in her house.
-She won't let us in, says let's go drive around.
-I don't want to waste the gas on her, and I have a restricted license so I can only legally carry 1 other passenger. I usually break that law and carry two, but I never carry more, especially when one is a loud bitch who would end up getting us pulled over.
-We compromise, I drive down the block, park in front of my buddy's house, me and my friend go in buddy's house while other buddy and girl are in car.
-Buddy has to leave ten minutes later, my friend and I are ready to go home at this point so we go back to the car and tell her our mom called and we had to go.
-She calls us out and says we're lying, words start flying. (I'm livid at this point)
-We drive back to her house, I'm like we're either going in your house or we're leaving and you're staying.
-She STILL won't get out of my car, so I go to her front door and talk to her little brother for five minutes.
-I go back to the car, say we're either going in or we leave again, she refuses to get out, more words fly, my hair get's pulled.
-I get out, open her door, tell her that she better get the fuck out of my car.
-She talks MORE shit for the next five minutes before she finally leave.

And that is the short version.[/quote]
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']If you've only fought with two girls in your life then you're doing something wrong.[/QUOTE]

I generally try to respect women. I guess that's a product of my mother being abused by my father when I was little.
 
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