[quote name='Strell']Sigh. I hate it when people at other forums are too dense to recognize humor.
Over at PGC.com they are debating about the rumored Metroid Dread title, and what the gameplay mechanics might be like. Someone suggested that, perhaps, Samus has become so infected with the Metroid vaccine/carrier (from the Fusion game) that she'd have to feed on animals in order to survive, giving the game a new twist.
Me> Well I certainly have a place she could suck on.
Dense-non-humorist-poster> I think it would hurt if someone was sucking your soul out.
Me> Well, that depends on if she uses her teeth or not.
DNHP> .....
I AM GIVING THEM COMEDY GOLD HERE, PEOPLE.
It's bad enough you fail to see it as sarcasm, but to argue against it? Geez.[/quote]
That was pretty brilliant. It's too bad you wasted it on them. I, for one, always appreciate a good "sucking" joke. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to blow out the fire on Nigel's penis.