TMK cannOTT pass a driving test

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[quote name='AngellicLulu']Go ahead. I have a fear of driving. I have my learners permit. I have driven once this year.
I own my own car and I can't drive it. It's oh so funny. And I won't be surprised if my boyfriend dumps me because I can't drive.[/quote]

Best way to get over it: Get a beater for a hundred bucks or so. Drive the shit out of it. Just run in to crap. Everything will seem nice and smooth after that :lol:
 
[quote name='Hex']real men drive manual transmissions. :cool:[/quote]

indeed. once you learn, it is impossible to go back. more control, and you're more in sync with what the vehicle is doing... more aware.
 
What kind of $$$$$$ says ''lurves''?
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I have a BMX and a 16 speed, dallow. The car is automatic though. My shoes are green, and my dog is white. Sometimes, I have to go barefoot when I walk the dog so I won't look like a tacky fool.
 
it's pretty sad. my focus' wheel will squeal whenever I take off from an intersection.

and i'm not always flooring it when it happens either. :cry:
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']indeed. once you learn, it is impossible to go back. more control, and you're more in sync with what the vehicle is doing... more aware.[/quote]

Everyone says that but I don't really know what sort of extra control it gives me. :lol:

Other than to slap it into third to floor it around the people going 43 in a 35 zone. Jesus. :roll:;)
 
I drive manual but I wouldn't mind going back to automatic. It'd make it easier when other people take the wheel.

(Driving age in WV is 10 so I've been doing this for a while. :cool: )
 
[quote name='prmononoke']BSB, are you the Spoony Bard that Kotaku chose to be their new Commenting Czar?[/quote]

No. And if someone else is using my name in vain I will fucking rip their larynx out with a spork. :bomb:
 
I wouldn't mind an automatic either. With a manual I can't make phone calls and drive at the same time.

Then again.. that's probably a good thing :rofl:
 
[quote name='Hex']I wouldn't mind an automatic either. With a manual I can't make phone calls and drive at the same time.

Then again.. that's probably a good thing :rofl:[/quote]

Huh. You must suck at driving.

 
[quote name='JolietJake']Ah, what if that ever changes?[/QUOTE]
I'm actually in good position to drive to my work. I am working on my license. It's just a stressful thing for me.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']No. And if someone else is using my name in vain I will fucking rip their larynx out with a spork. :bomb:[/quote]Maybe they're SmallSpoonyBard.
 
[quote name='dallow']Proud of you TFN.

Worst crime in the world is to be tacky.[/QUOTE]

Worse than being corny? I'm better at being corny than tacky. :cool:

[quote name='Hex']I wouldn't mind an automatic either. With a manual I can't make phone calls and drive at the same time.

Then again.. that's probably a good thing :rofl:[/QUOTE]

I can barely have a conversation with somebody in the passenger seat while I'm driving.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Dang, I didn't even have to take a real driving test, just an easy multiple choice test to get my permit.[/quote]
But to go from the permit to a real license, you didn't do a driving test?

Or did you go to driving school?
 
[quote name='Hex']I didn't parallel park either.

Then again I don't know what a three-point-turn is either. The written tests were fucking laughable.

3. What would one do at a red light?
a. Proceed through after checking for absence of traffic in other directions
b. Proceed through without caution
c. Open a brewskie
d. stop[/QUOTE]The written test was laughable, I agree. :D

We gotta parallel park in my state for the test, but I dunno, my friends who told me were under 18 when taking the test.

Btw, the thread title is funny. :rofl:
 
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[quote name='tiredfornow']Why does Miley Cyrus want to do a porno already? Isn't she 15? :whistle2:|[/quote]

So "Best of Both Worlds" isn't just a catchy song title? ;)
Hannah Montana Hermaphrodite Porn :drool:
 
Hillary Duff > Hannah Montana :cool:

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It was like driving school but they sent all the paperwork to my dad and he went through it with me.
 
[quote name='The Mana Knight']
We gotta parallel park in my state for the test, but I dunno, my friends who told me were under 18 when taking the test.
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If it's on a closed course there will be specific dimensions for the parallel parking part. Mock up the exact same thing with cones in a parking lot and practice.

You might have to fail it before you figure out what you really need to work on.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Hillary Duff > Hannah Montana :cool:

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It was like driving school but they sent all the paperwork to my dad and he went through it with me.[/quote]
Oh ok then yeah, you don't need to do a driving test so long as you did some form of driver's ed.
 
He could also mock it up in GT5 or GTA4, same difference.[quote name='tiredfornow']Hilary Duff? Who's that?[/QUOTE]The girl Disney whored out before Hannah Montana.
 
[quote name='wubb']If it's on a closed course there will be specific dimensions for the parallel parking part. Mock up the exact same thing with cones in a parking lot and practice.

You might have to fail it before you figure out what you really need to work on.[/QUOTE]Naw, there's no driving course I believe, unless things change. I know before, people had to drive in a small town and parallel park there.

[quote name='wubb']360 is still OUT FOR DELIVERY Ahhhh!!![/QUOTE]When I send out packages via UPS, it usually says that until later in the afternoon.

[quote name='-Never4ever-']Truth be told,
I failed my time taking the test for the same reason, and waited almost a whole year before taking it again.

TMK should just practice driving as much as possible. Driving is one of those things that becomes second nature after a while.[/QUOTE]You gotta wait 2 weeks in my state if you fail.

Btw, I saw your post saying we are a lot alike (within the sleep thread). I still never forgot the time when someone said you were a TMK Jr. or something, and you said I'm more like the Angel, you are more the Devil (sorry if I offended you, but I thought I remember you saying that)?

I'm curious who puts up the tags.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Why does Miley Cyrus want to do a porno already? Isn't she 15? :whistle2:|[/QUOTE]

Where'd she say that? Her publicist must have had a heart attack.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Real men drive with manual transmission, but you have a Focus. Rawk on. :cool:[/quote]

shuddufukkup chulo, you bess step off cuz mah wheels iz da shizzit, yo.

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whut now, ya pawnk betch

(because ricing a station wagon is cool, right? :D)
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']No. And if someone else is using my name in vain I will fucking rip their larynx out with a spork. :bomb:[/quote]

Using a spork might not be spoony-enough for the spoony club. You may have to relinquish your title, sir.

[quote name='Hex']Everyone says that but I don't really know what sort of extra control it gives me. :lol:

Other than to slap it into third to floor it around the people going 43 in a 35 zone. Jesus. :roll:;)[/quote]

That's sort of it. You govern how fast you're going to go and what gear your in... hit a hill? You don't have to wait for your idiot transmission to realize it and downshift you, you change to the appropriate gear and boom, vrroom-vroom. Works good in the snow... mostly D sucks D and it's better to control it yourself.

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Huh. You must suck at driving.

 
[quote name='joe2187']Imma get me a Haircut and scare my barber with the mass amount of Dandruff I've got snowing off my head.


:([/quote]

I haven't had a haircut in years. I probably should.

You know what's freaky? Finding hairs in your crotch while in the shower. Oh I don't mean pubes.

I mean 14" long hairs from my own HEAD. Sleeping autofellatio?
 
[quote name='The Mana Knight']Naw, there's no driving course I believe, unless things change. I know before, people had to drive in a small town and parallel park there.[/QUOTE]

Ah. Well that sucks.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Burnout Paradise is another good one, you even get an achievement/trophy if you parallel park with 100% proficiency! :cool:[/QUOTE]Oh my, I remember doing that online. I was on that challenge for over a half hour trying to figure it out. The two who lacked a driver's lesson in the group couldn't do it. I kept hitting cars. Eventually I figured it out though, since I didn't know I wasn't suppose to press the L/L2 trigger (just press the handbrake). I did well, but can't remember if I ever got 100%.
 
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