.... if you REEEEALY get down to it both of the themes have their corniness....
Original lyrics (1987)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, (3X)
Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power!
There the world's most fearsome fighting team, (we're really hip)
they're heroes in a half shell and they're green. (hey get a grip)
When the evil Shredder attacks,
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Splinter taught them to be ninja team, (he's a radical rat)
Leonardo lead's, Donatello does machines. (that's a fact jack)
Raphael is cool but crude,
Raphael: (give me a break)
Michelangelo is a party dude.
Michelangelo: (party)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, (3X)
Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power!
New lyrics (2003)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Turtles count it off!
One, Two, Three, Four!
(Turtles!) Mutant chain reaction.
(Turtles!) Livin' underground.
(Turtles!) Ninjitsu action.
(Turtles!) It's a shell of a town!
Turtles count it off!
(One!) Live by the code of the martial arts.
(Two!) Never fight unless someone else starts.
(Three!) Always stick together no matter what.
(Four!) If all else fails then it's time to KICK BUTT!
I love bein' (I love bein')
I love bein' (I love bein')
I love being a Turtle!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Turtles count it off!
One, Two, Three, Four!
(Turtles!) There's no one better.
(Turtles!) "Watch out for Shredder!"
(Turtles!) They're like no others.
(Turtles!) Those teenage brothers.
One, Two, Three, Four!
One, Two, Three, Four!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
I wouldnt be suprised if they were written by the same person, more than 15 years apart.