Trojan condom sample (a must if your in college)

[topdolla69]

got mine today, luckily it was in one of those ugly yellow envelopes. A friend of mine, who is a postal worker, says they punch holes into condom samples.

 

[Don Wuebos]

givin' it raw. lol.

 

[bmachine]

[quote name='TooShort4']haha yeah and the label didn't say it either, and im damn lucky cause my mom got the mail in, ha.[/quote]

Your mom would prefer that you have unprotected sex?

 

[gweedyj]

well now that i need to find a new g.f...gonna have to stock up on these again....damn it all.

 

[TooShort4]

[quote name='bmachine']Your mom would prefer that you have unprotected sex?[/quote]
she would prefer none.

 

[topdolla69]

[quote name='TooShort4']she would prefer none.[/quote]

U could just make ur girl go on top. she can't get pregnant that way, its just gravity. what goes up, must come down.

 

[Veronica Mars]

[quote name='topdolla69']U could just make ur girl go on top. she can't get pregnant that way, its just gravity. what goes up, must come down.[/quote]


Lol :/

 

[Bavgate]

[quote name='topdolla69']U could just make ur girl go on top. she can't get pregnant that way, its just gravity. what goes up, must come down.[/quote]

#-o

 

[jeremywoods]

LOLOL nice find OP

 

[TooShort4]

[quote name='topdolla69']U could just make ur girl go on top. she can't get pregnant that way, its just gravity. what goes up, must come down.[/quote]
. . .are you stupid? Do you know anything about sex?

 

[topdolla69]

[quote name='TooShort4']. . .are you stupid? Do you know anything about sex?[/quote]
Yea, see that was sarcasm. It's when you say something you dont really mean, then...nevermind, it's probably useless explaining to you

 

[M1C13]

[quote name='topdolla69']Yea, see that was sarcasm. It's when you say something you dont really mean, then...nevermind, it's probably useless explaining to you[/QUOTE]
also from Knocked up

Jonah: I can't believe you didn't ing wear a bag, WHO DOES THAT?
Jason: Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms if you weren't gonna use 'em, man?
Jonah: I can't believe you did this. You ed everything up.
Jason: The real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.
Jonah: Well that's true. Everyone knows that.
Jason: What goes up must come down.

 

[topdolla69]

yes, of all the people who replied, only one was baffled by it.

 

[Herbsnverbs]

I wonder if mythbusters will try that one out lol

 

[M1C13]

[quote name='Herbsnverbs']I wonder if mythbusters will try that one out lol[/QUOTE]
wouldn't mind seeing Kari Byron test that. Too far?

 

[topdolla69]

[quote name='M1C13']wouldn't mind seeing Kari Byron test that. Too far?[/quote]
I'll second that