I posted this on my blog but seeing as how nobody except my close friends read it, I figured I'd post it here, too. Enjoy.
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"In a single night of Halo 3 beta, I have already been called a $$$$$$."
-- Tycho Brahe, Penny Arcade
Xbox Live has this thing called TrueSkill, wherein as one plays ranked multiplayer matches and gains more kills, points, whatever you want to call them, your profile ranks up in order to, hopefully, match you with players you will be challenged by. It's a good idea, but unfortunately there are flaws. Serious flaws.
I started tonight's gaming off with Rainbow Six: Vegas. I played a single player mission, Calypso Casino, on Realistic mode, for roughly 2.5 hours. It's
ing difficult, but it pays off: in the end I'm more skilled, at least with bots, than most other people who have only played it on Normal. This should also translate to better multiplayer ability, and of course, it'll get me some extra achievements on the way.
Once I finished the Calypso mission, I dropped into multiplayer on Xbox Live. At this point it was around 2:30am. Around this time there are few people online, some of them are from across the pond, and what have you, but there's always people playing. So I join a Sharpshooter match, and not five seconds later, I'm kicked out.
"Why am I being kicked," I ask myself. "Maybe it was a server thing, I dunno." So I try to join another, different match. Again, I am kicked almost immediately. "Okay, maybe it's because I don't have my headset plugged in." I plug in my headset and set it aside, because I don't want to be called a fag by a 12 year old boy. I join the match again, and I am kicked.
I start to realize that because I haven't played multiplayer that much--after all I only just started the single player campaign this week--I have a very poor rank of Private First Class. I try to join another game, and once again I am kicked.
At this point, I am getting angry. This is very offensive behavior. Just because I'm a low rank in R6V does not mean I don't know what the
I am doing. I've beaten Halo and Halo 2 several times. I've beaten the PC version Rainbow Six 3 on Elite, that's some hard shit. I've been gaming for 13
ing years. I am a god damn game tester. Give me a
ing break.
I decide that the Vegas people are assholes, at least at 2:30am, and pop in GRAW 2. I've been playing this for the past couple weeks, and have been doing fairly well online. I log in, get to a Quick Match of Team Elimination, join the match... and I'm kicked out.
I am furious. I join another match and try to tell them that I'm not a noob, that I can hold my own. But as soon as I join it, all I hear is, "Jesus, deadgopher, get outta here you
ing idiot!" And then I'm kicked. So I join it again, if only to file a bad review of the stupid 14 year old who's hosting the match, but I can't file a player review if I haven't actually played with them.
I join another match. There are ranks between 6 and 10. Someone says, "Kick the one," and I am thusly kicked.
The next game I join, I start talking immediately. "Hold up, hold up, don't kick me," I beg. "I swear to you, I don't suck. I know I'm only rank 1, but seriously, it's just because I haven't played for a while. Just give me a chance, don't kick me, because I've been kicked from every other match tonight within five seconds. For god's sake, just let me play one round before I go to bed, then you guys can kick me out if you want."
"I dunno, it's up to the room," says the host. But they let me play.
And I slaughtered half the
ing room.
When I was playing GRAW online last year, this never happened. Everyone was happy to have anyone join their games and kick some ass. It was great. Not anymore. It's really a shame that this happens, and especially in deathmatch games, because if I really do suck, then you're just getting free points. Who's going to argue with that?
There needs to be an age filter on Xbox Live. I want to play only with mature people. It wouldn't be too hard to implement something like this. Xbox Live requires a birth date to verify age. Once that is set, you could set up the optional age filter with as broad or narrow range as you'd like. I'd set mine to age 21 and up. People on your friends list would automatically be exempt from this rule.
It's high time that Microsoft realized that people under the age of 18, for the most part, are
ing retards. The mature gamers are sick of their whiny voices, their offensive use of "rank profiling," and their tired schoolyard insults which mostly never range beyond the use of the word "fag." We want to game with people who just came home from work, too. Civilized, respectable, likable people. It's time for an adult's Xbox Live.
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"In a single night of Halo 3 beta, I have already been called a $$$$$$."
-- Tycho Brahe, Penny Arcade
Xbox Live has this thing called TrueSkill, wherein as one plays ranked multiplayer matches and gains more kills, points, whatever you want to call them, your profile ranks up in order to, hopefully, match you with players you will be challenged by. It's a good idea, but unfortunately there are flaws. Serious flaws.
I started tonight's gaming off with Rainbow Six: Vegas. I played a single player mission, Calypso Casino, on Realistic mode, for roughly 2.5 hours. It's

Once I finished the Calypso mission, I dropped into multiplayer on Xbox Live. At this point it was around 2:30am. Around this time there are few people online, some of them are from across the pond, and what have you, but there's always people playing. So I join a Sharpshooter match, and not five seconds later, I'm kicked out.
"Why am I being kicked," I ask myself. "Maybe it was a server thing, I dunno." So I try to join another, different match. Again, I am kicked almost immediately. "Okay, maybe it's because I don't have my headset plugged in." I plug in my headset and set it aside, because I don't want to be called a fag by a 12 year old boy. I join the match again, and I am kicked.
I start to realize that because I haven't played multiplayer that much--after all I only just started the single player campaign this week--I have a very poor rank of Private First Class. I try to join another game, and once again I am kicked.
At this point, I am getting angry. This is very offensive behavior. Just because I'm a low rank in R6V does not mean I don't know what the



I decide that the Vegas people are assholes, at least at 2:30am, and pop in GRAW 2. I've been playing this for the past couple weeks, and have been doing fairly well online. I log in, get to a Quick Match of Team Elimination, join the match... and I'm kicked out.
I am furious. I join another match and try to tell them that I'm not a noob, that I can hold my own. But as soon as I join it, all I hear is, "Jesus, deadgopher, get outta here you

I join another match. There are ranks between 6 and 10. Someone says, "Kick the one," and I am thusly kicked.
The next game I join, I start talking immediately. "Hold up, hold up, don't kick me," I beg. "I swear to you, I don't suck. I know I'm only rank 1, but seriously, it's just because I haven't played for a while. Just give me a chance, don't kick me, because I've been kicked from every other match tonight within five seconds. For god's sake, just let me play one round before I go to bed, then you guys can kick me out if you want."
"I dunno, it's up to the room," says the host. But they let me play.
And I slaughtered half the

When I was playing GRAW online last year, this never happened. Everyone was happy to have anyone join their games and kick some ass. It was great. Not anymore. It's really a shame that this happens, and especially in deathmatch games, because if I really do suck, then you're just getting free points. Who's going to argue with that?
There needs to be an age filter on Xbox Live. I want to play only with mature people. It wouldn't be too hard to implement something like this. Xbox Live requires a birth date to verify age. Once that is set, you could set up the optional age filter with as broad or narrow range as you'd like. I'd set mine to age 21 and up. People on your friends list would automatically be exempt from this rule.
It's high time that Microsoft realized that people under the age of 18, for the most part, are
