Try to predict the OTT events that will happen in 2009

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[quote name='zewone']Damn, Brak. That's fucked up you gave Wolve a fucked drive.[/quote]

it aint fucked, it worked when I used it, it just didn't work when the customer used it with his discs. Its because he's using retarded Memorex discs, but he's claiming that none of them work (even the good ones), despite the fact that they worked when I tested it at home.
 
don't worry Brak...it works, the guy is just retarded...So I'm going to prove it by putting some interesting titles in his recently played games list.
 
http://www.infomercialratings.com/product/shamwow_reviews

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SHAMWOW Saves the Day

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12/14/2008 - Moishe of Tel Aviv, Israel writes:
When our tribe was escaping Egypt with Pharoh in hot pursuit, we found our path blocked by the Red Sea. Moses our leader prayed and prayed, but nothing happened. Finally a couple of us got out our SHAMWOWs and laid them dowm with their corners in the water. In a matter of minutes the entire tribe was able to cross the Red Sea on dry land. Even though it took two of the big SHAMWOWs everyone was very impressed with its absorbant ability. THANKS SHAMWOW!!! Mazel Tov
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I really don't understand the military authorizing local Iraqi workers to run pirated DVD shops on FOBs. They sell everything there from modded consoles to pirated games and movies and software...So do you really think I support the games for troops thing? Hell no, you go to Iraq for a reason, not to sit there and play video games all the damn time. I remember coming back to Iraq for my second tour (my first tour was the invasion and we had nothing) and I was amazed with the fact that there were portajohns everywhere that were cleaned out constantly and that we had shower trailers (despite the fact that you were dirty as soon as you got out and that the water wouldn't be available sometimes for weeks at a time). Imagine how bad I wanted to punch our replacements in the face after having spent a year (my second one) in Iraq with in my opinion great facilities only to asked by the replacements: Where are your bathrooms? I pointed to the portajohns and was asked: "No not those, where are the ones that flush?"
 
When I was a kid, My dad took me and my brother camping up near arrowhead lake in the mountains.

I thought it was going to be fun and exciting.

He made us build our own fire...In the rain, raise a shelter, cut wood and told us to shit in the bushes and wash our ass in the creek.

....Worse 2 weeks of my 8 year old life.
 
Well, now's as good a time as any for this I suppose...

My fiance was 7 months pregnant. We had told co-workers and close friends obviously, but I hadn't brought it up before I was sure everything was going to be OK with him and what not. We've had A LOT of trips to the hospital over the last 2 months without the doctors figuring out what was going on.

My fiance was told to come in again yesterday after work when she called with the same symptoms as the last few times. What usually happens is they check her out, do an ultrasound and send us home. I got there at 6 PM when I got out of work, and at 10 PM after the ultrasound and everything they said we could leave. After she put on her clothes, her water broke. In the hospital.

Long story short, I ended up sleeping in a waiting room chair for about 3 hours last night until they could move us into a delivery room at 4 AM. They decided this morning they would have to induce her, because the baby was developed enough, and the risk was significant to her not to.

My son, Owen, was born this afternoon. It was a very long labor, and he's small (5 lbs, 14 oz). He's fine, he didn't end up in the NICU, so he seems to be fine, they're keeping an eye on him in the nursery at the moment though.

I just wanted to let you guys know. There's some wireless here in the hospital in her room, and I'm going to be here for XMas and part of Friday (I have to work too :puke:). But I just wanted to let all my good friends here in the OTT know :grouphug:

Happy Holidays if I don't get a chance to stop by tommorow!
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']That's insane, lordwowous. Good luck and congratulations.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='JJSP']Hell of a Christmas present, lordwow. Congrats![/QUOTE]

Thank you both. Poor kid has a Christmas Eve birthday now :lol:

EDIT: Thanks TFN!
 
awesome Wowous, my wife's 6 months right now and her water's not allowed to break for another 3 months.

Hope the baby's good and healthy. Congrats man.
Can't you call into work and tell them you just had a baby? Jeesh, can't believe you can't get a couple days off.
 
[quote name='Wolve11']aCan't you call into work and tell them you just had a baby? Jeesh, can't believe you can't get a couple days off.[/QUOTE]

Seriously.

Good luck.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Owowen?[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Bioshocked360']Congrats, Lordwow and Owenwow.[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='Wolve11']awesome Wowous, my wife's 6 months right now and her water's not allowed to break for another 3 months.

Hope the baby's good and healthy. Congrats man.
Can't you call into work and tell them you just had a baby? Jeesh, can't believe you can't get a couple days off.[/QUOTE]

I did... today. It was incredibly awkward. I was like "she's in labor and I'm not coming in." "You're the only one working." "...and I'm not coming in."

I'd love to call out Friday... but I'd have to lose another day of pay to do it... and I can't afford that.

[quote name='MusicNoteLess']One less present you have to worry about, Wowous. Congrats.[/QUOTE]

:lol: Yep! Thanks!
 
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