TTO "noisivelet naht nuf erom era srorriM" ehT

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[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']All this condom talk reminds me of a conversation I once had with my ex (I changed her screen name to dirty slut because that's what she is):

occ linkn: i kinda wanna do u right now
dirty slut: ok
occ linkn: u got any condoms
dirty slut: no
occ linkn: hmmm
occ linkn: how bout an empty dorito bag
dirty slut: oh. romantic!
occ linkn: i probably couldnt get it in there anyway
dirty slut: i wouldnt want an empty bag of doritos in me
occ linkn: it wouldnt be empty
occ linkn: there would be a penis in it[/QUOTE]
haha, thats good shit.
 
[quote name='Graystone']
I'm a lifestyles person.

[/quote]


about that gas station condom, I had a choice.. lifestyles or roughrider, and rough rider just sounded so tough and gangster like.. I had to pick that one, boy was that a mistake. :(
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']rockofails@theinternet[/quote]

I know, I know. I was nitpicking since there's an @aim.com.
 
[quote name='Gothic Walrus']Make sure to include some furry porn, and maybe some bizarre fetish stuff. That'll really show 'em.[/quote]
I like how you don't consider furry porn a bizarre feetish :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']I like how you don't consider furry porn a bizarre feetish :lol:[/QUOTE]
I think it goes beyond bizarre. Hell, from what has been forced onto my poor virgin eyes online, it looks more like a lifestyle thing. :shock:

I've got a few quirks, but nothing that deviates from female homo sapiens. :)
 
[quote name='prmononoke']Hey, Graystone is typing backwards to![/QUOTE]

:lol:

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Isn't it a bit expensive to use condoms when you're only ever going to masturbate? Clean up isn't that much of a pain. ;)

I was thinking of picking up some lifestyles when I finish off the few I have left. :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]

So you don't like a mess when you jack it either. :)

[quote name='tiredfornow']about that gas station condom, I had a choice.. lifestyles or roughrider, and rough rider just sounded so tough and gangster like.. I had to pick that one, boy was that a mistake. :([/QUOTE]

Its like Pepsi, or Coke cept we're talking Trojan, or Lifestyles.

I want to try lambskin.
 
[quote name='Gothic Walrus']I think it goes beyond bizarre. Hell, from what has been forced onto my poor virgin eyes online, it looks more like a lifestyle thing. :shock:

I've got a few quirks, but nothing that deviates from female homo sapiens. :)[/quote]
Philistine :roll:
 
[quote name='Gothic Walrus']
I've got a few quirks, but nothing that deviates from female homo sapiens. :)[/QUOTE]

Yea I want to piledrive a chick to.
 
So my auction for Lumines ended and was sold to this guy: Ekkapong Srisuvirangura.

Oh please don't let this be a scam!
 
[quote name='Graystone']Yea I want to piledrive a chick to.[/QUOTE]
Talk about rough sex. :shock:

[quote name='dallow']So my auction for Lumines ended and was sold to this guy: Ekkapong Srisuvirangura.

Oh please don't let this be a scam![/QUOTE]
Better that than Soulfully A. Fountainhead, if you ask me.
 
[quote name='dallow']So my auction for Lumines ended and was sold to this guy: Ekkapong Srisuvirangura.

Oh please don't let this be a scam![/QUOTE]

"Hi, I would like to pay for this auction via western union. I live in Nigeria."
 
I better go finish watching Swords of Vengeance. I'm pretty annoyed that I stopped it last night, as I was actually pretty into the movie. Whatever though.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']I better go finish watching Swords of Vengeance. I'm pretty annoyed that I stopped it last night, as I was actually pretty into the movie. Whatever though.[/QUOTE]

Why stop then?
 
Mirrors?

Awwww.

What about my Little Orphan Annie decoder ring?

[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Someone I've only been friends with for about a year wants me to help him move. I think that's against the Seinfeld code.[/QUOTE]

Mitch Hedberg says you should help that ninja stay put.

Although I heard someone else say the price for helping a friend move is dinner and some beer. I can't remember where I heard it though.
 
[quote name='Strell']
Although I heard someone else say the price for helping a friend move is dinner and some beer. I can't remember where I heard it though.[/QUOTE]

I've always told people how much beer you buy determines how many people will help.

6- pack just you and your best friend.
12- pack you and two buddies
24-pack you and three buddies
30-pack you and three buddies and some fun.
keg or hard booze - everyone you know will stop by throughout the day.
 
Then theres the added stipulation that the guy that brings the biggest truck gets the leftover beer. :lol:... left over beer... Nonsense...

[quote name='Graystone']I've always told people how much beer you buy determines how many people will help.

6- pack just you and your best friend.
12- pack you and two buddies
24-pack you and three buddies
30-pack you and three buddies and some fun.
keg or hard booze - everyone you know will stop by throughout the day.[/quote]


So I just got back from Live Free or Die Hard... Movie is fucking awesome to the max.

Also saw the Simpsons trailer. The animation and coloring on it is simply unreal, rivialing Disney at their peak of hand animation.
 
So I'm very happy to find out that your ammo you use in Dragon Quest Heroes isn't actually used up when you use it in a tank battle.

This is good. I was dreading running around for ten minutes loading up on bullets before every battle.
 
:lol:

[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']My second choice was tto tto tto tto tto tto tto tto tto tto tto tto tto[/quote]
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']My second choice was tto tto tto tto tto tto tto tto tto tto tto tto tto[/QUOTE]

Bazizzle bam, bitch!
 
[quote name='Rocko']This game is so much better than I was expecting, to be honest. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Let me re-instill dread upon you, as I proclaim that my tank would annihilate yours.
 
[quote name='Strell']Let me re-instill dread upon you, as I proclaim that my tank would annihilate yours.[/quote]

:lol:

I was pissed when I first had to install ammo since I figured whatever I shot would be lost... and I'd have to spend many an hour running around gather decent ammo. Luckily this is not the case.

I haven't finished the desert area yet and I already love it. :p
 
[quote name='Gothic Walrus']I'm not feeling anything right now. Meh.[/QUOTE]
Right after posting that, iTunes began playing "Where Is My Mind." :shock:
 
Strell, just to be sure, stuff that I only have one of (Girder, Boomerang, Holy Water) won't, like, break or anything if I use it, will it? I'd hate to fuck up and lose a one-time-only item.
 
No. The ammo is consistent. You keep it.

Also.

Mongorians?

What the hell Mongorians doing here?

...

Hey fuck you Mongorians!

Goddamn Mongorians!
 
[quote name='Strell']No. The ammo is consistent. You keep it.

Also.

Mongorians?

What the hell Mongorians doing here?

...

Hey fuck you Mongorians!

Goddamn Mongorians![/QUOTE]

Dis my shitty wall!
 
I swear I must be missing something here. I have practically all the slimes and stuff from zone 2, but I'm missing a shitload from zone 1.

Guh.

Also missing some enemies that I have no idea where the fuck they are.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Not that dead. Just looks that way.[/quote]
So you're behind it? fuck

[quote name='Strell']Indeed.[/quote]
You don't know the specifics of what he's talking about, right?
He beats it on his friend's chest. And apparently likes it.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']
You don't know the specifics of what he's talking about, right?
He beats it on his friend's chest. And apparently likes it.
[/QUOTE]

That's precisely why I mentioned that.
 
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