Unbelievably offensive music? Your help is appreciated.

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Alright, on Friday night I'm performing "initiations" into a performance group I'm in (lololol, I know). We'll be driving the initiates around town, leaving them in desolate spots and dressing them up like idiots, and standard initiation shit. Anyways, the guy I have assigned to my car gets offended by raunchy music, so, naturally, I want to make about 2 CD's worth of music full of fucks, degredation of women, sexual lyrics, and so on.

The only such music I know of right now (I'm more of a Beatles sort of guy) is Doggystyle, which is pretty tame compared to some stuff I've heard out there.

So the challenge is: a song that crams the most curses, sexuality, offensiveness, and so on, into a nice little package.

I know CAG won't fail me :D
 
Hmmm...

D12 is pretty raunchy although exact song/album titles elude me.

"Flower" by Liz Phair is pretty obscene and it's coming from a woman so it's potentially more offensive. It's on her "Exile In Guyville" album.

"Panty shot" by Mindless Self Indulgence is... well... almost unspeakable here. It's on their "Tight" album but the easier version to find would be the live version off their "Alienating Our Audience" Live CD. Plus it has an "ANAL SEX!" chant before they start the song.

"One In A Million" by Guns N' Roses is pretty politically incorrect. It's on the "G n' R - Lies" CD.

EDIT - Almost forgot, dunno how shocking it is nowadays but Nine Inch Nails' "Closer" has a lovely chorus. It's on "The Downward Spiral" album. Off the same album, "Heresy" is well, an appropriate title.

That's about all I'm thinking of/seeing off the top of my head scanning my CD rack.
 
I have some random techno song that repeats "Hoes, take off your clothes. Hoes, get naked" for about five minutes on a mix CD somewhere. It's not so much offensive as it is annoying.

Get some Too Short, or that song "Lick It" by Khia.
 
[quote name='Machine']Anything by DJ Assault (including Hoes Take off Your Clothes)

GWAR has some incredibly offensive stuff too[/quote]
So that's who does that song. The more you know.
 
Anything from Brother Lynch Hung - specifically return of the baby killer


Mars - Rape them ho's

Project Deadman - Trapped
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']What was that one Ice-T song, Bitch Tried To Kill Me?[/quote]

I'm not sure about that song, but Ice-T does sing L.G.B.N.A.F. which is a classic offensive song (it stands for "Let's Get Buck Naked and F***")
 
K@#%! by Korn. Here are the lyrics:

"
fuck you titty suckin' two balled bitch with a fat green clit.
My big conhoto bitch.
Oh shit, fucking ass licking piss sucking cunt,
these nuts on your lips Kentucky fried Kung-Pao clits

I don't know what to say.
So what? Don't give a fuck, man
I don't know what to say.
So what?

Saggy tits swinging between your fat crusty armpits.
Big ass hairy mole between your pussy lips.
fuck shit cock dick cunt tit barf piss.
Balls ass pecker quief oh shit fuck bitch,
damn fucking diarrhea slut with HIV...

I don't know what to say.
So what? Don't give a fuck, man
I don't know what to say.
So what?

I have fought to find somethin' to say
But now I've found somethin' to say
fuck you
Punk ass bitch

fuck you
Punk ass bitch

I don't know what to say.
So what? Don't give a fuck, man
I don't know what to say.
So what?

Cunt
fuck
Shit
Bitch"
 
I'd second Closer by NIN, plenty offensive and a good song. There's also a remixed version of it floating around the web with sounds from the original mario brothers game which may make it even worse for some.

In the off chance that you have one of the car dvd players, the video is particularly fitting for the song. Way back when MTV had music, they would occasionally play the video and there would be large sections where it just went black with a message about it being censored.
 
"$$$$$$" is another obvious MSI choice. And apparantly that word is censored. Y'know, phagot. Possibly Bitches. 2 Hookers and an Eightball as well as Stupid Motherfucker are also possible.

Really, just get some MSI, listen to it, and pick and choose. It'd be impossible to compile a list of all their offensive music (actually, just look at their discography! HAR HAR!).
 
Most of the Body Count (Ice T's metal band) album, at least the first one, is pretty offensive. I assume the rest are as well.
I second GWAR. BDF, Have You Seen Me, Slap U Around, will get you started. Only thing is sometimes the lyrics are hard to understand.
Just random curses: Anti-Procrastination Song, by SOD.
The Murderdolls have some rather juvenile and gratuitous lyrics as well including the classic "I Love to Say F*ck". See if you can guess what word he likes to say.
 
"Puke" and "My Dad's Gone Crazy" by Eminem...

In the song "My Dad's Gone Crazy" He's spews out pretty much a whole verse of osbcenities and vulgar stuff. I think it goes about 30 seconds straight with pretty much bad stuff. The rest of the song isn't too nice either.
 
Actually...ignore those 2 Eminem songs I gave, they are bad...but FACK by Eminem is much worse. I mean it's BAD. Start to finish, you will be like "What the **** am I listening to?"


EDIT: Here's the lyrics....probably the guy would be offended with this.

I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack faaaack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to come
I'm cuming

I never seen no shit like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick
Of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is!
So I can't come in her
F**ks like a porn star,
Looks like Jenna
Fack I'm gonna
(Cum)
I think my rubbers coming off
But oh, it's so f**kin wet and soft
F**k I'm gonna start letting off
I'm squirting, but she's not getting off
And she's on top
I'm gonna f**king, Oh God!
Oh don't do that
Don't stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean - don't stop
Ah, wait a minute
Oh ohh fack
I'm gonna f**king cum

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh God damn
I'm gonna f**kin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cuming

Oh wow ooh boot leg cow
Ooh ow I need a cigarette now
Oh I'm so f**king hot and your so f**kin hot
Oh my God
I wanna f**king fack
No, not f**k
I said fack
F-A-C-K F-A-C-K
Fack, fack, fack, facking freak me!
Oh yeah girl, si baby
They call me Mr. Freaky
Let's call your sister - threeway
Have some threesome
Me so horny
And your such a f**kin babe
I wanna go down on you

F**k you shave!
Oh goddamn
Here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh goddamn
I'm gonna fackin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cuming

Okay I'm done
I already cum twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah, your finger just went in my ass!
Ahh, that hurts! Take it out now!
Oh... Wait a minute no put it back in...
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men...
I like boobs
Boobs, boobs
Now, see that gerbil
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
Oh yeah, right there, right there
Uhhh, I'm cuming
Oh yeah
Fack I just cum again
Okay, pull it out now
Oh fack yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so f**king good

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna fackin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cuming

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Eew, eew, eew, eew.
 
I'd say Anal Cunt, but they're completely unintelligible. Songs titles are nice and offensive though. If you can track down some Butt Trumpet, that's sure to piss him off too.
 
the battle song from Blue Dragon is probably the most offensive song I've ever heard.
 
[quote name='Machine']I'm not sure about that song, but Ice-T does sing L.G.B.N.A.F. which is a classic offensive song (it stands for "Let's Get Buck Naked and F***")[/QUOTE]

Right on both counts!
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']Anything and everything by NWA, especially Easy-E.[/QUOTE]

Not really. The entire second side of Eazy Duz It was safe for radio. And NWA's first album has it's moments but it's been topped by now. Now their second album...
 
Some Limp Bizkit from his Album chocolate starfish and hotdog flavored water. There is a lot of swearing and sexual things in quite a few of the songs.

Also Bitch Please by Eminem ft Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg, Nate Dog, and xzibit
 
Well when I was doing hazing for my frat ... I mean .. performance group ... I blasted a lot of Mindless Self Indulgence, Motograter, Hatebreed, Pitchshifter, and Prodigy as the other performers sat in my basement.
 
Pretty much anything by GG Allin.

I've just won this thread as his "music" is the most offensive thing ever created.

This guy would shit on stage and fling it at the crowd.
 
Holy Molar - Drip! Drip! Drip!

It's time to get your red wings. Lyrics:
Five cent tip toe through two lips, and slip! oops, that bloody countless bathory... I'll be damned how she spits out her murder scene on a string. Oh forsooth! I was once a wee lad who surfed the crimson tide clung either to a plug or a pad. Man, it was love, Just for me she painted her period piece for the mattress triathelon. Ah yes, we floated out to fantasy island in her red sea in a way that no tattoo could ever dare dream. Ah, so vibrant was her war ensemble stream that i crooned: "Darling, see that dangling? fuckin' a. I'm going bananas. Peel and do the splits, baby, I can't resist anything but temptation."
 
[quote name='DT778']This is exactly what you are looking for OP. Cocktales and Freaky Tales both by Too Short.[/QUOTE]
HOLY SHIT.

Thanks everyone - I'll let you know what stuff I bought once I fill up with songs.
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']2 Live Crew[/QUOTE]

as nasty as they wanna be

the ROOF the ROOF the ROOF is on FIRE. We dont need no water let the mother fucker BURN fucker BURN

you could probably find some euro trash music without too much trouble, white power etc.

edit

INXS had a spot of trouble about 12 years ago where some kids hung themselves while listedning to their album. At least i think it was INXS. Of course people have likely forgot about that long ago, and wouldnt know it was offensive or whatnot.
 
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