[quote name='evilomar']
I saw the videos when I was in middle school so back in 91...and I really thought that I wasn't going to be able to satisfy women unless I had a gigantic dick coming out of my head.[/QUOTE]
No, no. You've got it all wrong. You won't be able to unless you turn into one of those things from Altered Beasts, and then you can go to a ferris wheel looking for some girl with her boyfriend and steal her away.