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From Scifi.com Not sure if this is the right forum but here it is. Someone shoot this man!!!:twoguns:


Director Uwe Boll, whose new movie In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Adventure will be his fourth in a string of video-game adaptations, told SCI FI Wire that it will be the first to have a PG-13 rating. "This movie is way too big to risk not having a PG-13," Boll said in an interview on the set in Vancouver, B.C. "If a guy gets stabbed, we don't show the impact. We don't have a prosthetic with blood coming out. What we do is the guy is on the ground and he has some blood on his body. There are so many battles that if we featured the blood in a major way, with blood effects, we would have no chance to get a PG-13 at all. It will be, in total, not easy to get a PG-13. We will get the PG-13, but we will have maybe an R-rated DVD version."

Although Boll's directorial instincts have earned his films an R rating in the past, In the Name of the King's $60 million budget, easily the biggest of any film he's directed so far, led him to aim for a more inclusive PG-13 rating. 2003's House of the Dead had a budget of about $7 million, while this year's Alone in the Dark and the forthcoming Bloodrayne were made for around $20 million each. In the Name of the King has a much longer script, but another reason for the larger budget is that nearly everything had to be created from scratch.

"In Bloodrayne it's Transylvania in 1700," Boll said. "So we found original castles and original streets in Romania where you could just shoot for nothing. But for Dungeon Siege you need CGI castles. It's too big. You don't find that kind of fantasy stuff in the real world, so that drives the budget up."

Boll, who funds his movies through private investors, could have avoided those costs by doing a different project. But he says he felt it was time to do "a real tentpole movie."

"I was sitting there last year in front of my investors, and I said, 'We can do three movies with the money,'" he said. "'We can do Far Cry, Hunter: the Reckoning and Fear Effect. Or we can do one big one.' I was happy that we made the decision to do one really big one to attract a wide, wide audience."


The last paragraph just makes you want to choke him.
 
ANd he will likely do those other movies anyway, as long as his German investors are happy.
 
Why cant he do shitty fucking games like crash bandicoot or superman 64. The production qualities would at least match thier subject. With a name like Uwe Boll you would figure hes gotta be good at making movies since thats all he would have going for him.
 
I can't believe they gave him $60 MIL!!!:wall: The one good thing about this is if Dungeon Siege flops his investors will, hopefully, dry up.:pray:
 
Fear Effect and farcry are both announced so hes got those two fucked now as well.
Some background on Uwe Boll!

As an abandoned child, he produced a number of short gay films on Super 8 and video before beginning his studies and eventual failure as a film director in Munich and Vienna, the film making capitals of the world... He also studied bad literature and economics in Cologne and Siegen. Economics education was important to Uwe so he could find rich morons with a hankering to fund shitty movies. Uwe dropped out of the university in 1995 with a doctorate in thumbing his own asshole. From 1995-2000, he was a producer and director with Taunus Film-Produktions GmbH, The biggest name in movie making history!!!!!1!!!1! Boll is currently Chief Executive Officer of Boll Filmproduction and Distribution GmbH which he founded in 1992 out of his slum apartment. In 2000 he founded Boll KGB and continues to direct, write and produce shitty fucking films. Why is Toilet Boll still allowed to make movies? One of his nicknames on his bio is "The Master of Error" how true!
 
[quote name='neocisco']I can't believe they gave him $60 MIL!!!:wall: The one good thing about this is if Dungeon Siege flops his investors will, hopefully, dry up.:pray:[/QUOTE]


Unfortunately, there is no shortage of movie investors out there.
 
So...they can't raise more than $40 million for Serenity, but they give this hack $60 mil for a game based on a somewhat popular PC game.

Film---------------------Marketing + Production Budget
House of the Dead - $22 mil
Worldwide gross = $13.8 Mill

Alone in the Dark - $20 mil + unknown marketing cost = probably $40 mil total
Worldwide gross = $6 million

I mean, Paul W.S. Anderson's movies may suck, but at least their making money. I mean WTF? are they laundering money through Boll or using him as a tax write off or something?
 
It's a bit fishy. I think he is stealing his money from Unicef or something. It was meant for starving kids in Africa. Or he got his money selling fake boardwalk pieces on ebay.de .
Maybe his investors need a horrible loss for a right off.

He could be a nazi robot sent into the future to exact revenge for the loss of ww2. He was one of those secret weapons we always heard about but never saw.He gets 60 million invested, only uses like 2 million of it and sends the rest back to his nazi creators in the past. That is how they financed the war.
His own personal story and evilness is far more interesting then I think we could ever imagine. Theres got to be more to him then just "bad filmaker".
 
From what a friend told me, they are German investors who want certain things in their movies to sell in their market. That these "qualities" are, I have no idea. Course, this same friend also liked Alone in the Dark, and he gets bitched out every time it's brought up.
 
As if video game titles didn't abuse the colon enough, now we get video games made into movies with titles that abuse the colon.

I patiently await the latest Xbox 360 game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III: The Sith Lords: Revenge of the Sith Lords
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I hope he never gets the chance to put his filthy hands on Fear Effect. That would just about kill me.[/QUOTE]

I believe that both Xenosaga and Silent Hill were priced out of his range, so I'm cool (for now...)
 
WTF, Germany's now giving him $60 fucking million dollars?

:cry:

Seriously, couldn't that money've been used to help fight poverty or AIDs instead of another horrible German-based video game movie? It's just depressing.
 
I think David Hasselhoff and Uwe Boll should have a duel to the death to decide who is the super number one person loved by the German people.
 
[quote name='guardian_owl']I think David Hasselhoff and Uwe Boll should have a duel to the death to decide who is the super number one person loved by the German people.[/QUOTE]

You better hope to hell that Uwe doesn't cast Hasslehoff in one of his movies. Imagine the worldwide carnage that would cause.
 
I think the germans are just playing a really funny joke on Uwe Boll, where there just building up his confidence and when the dungeon siege movie bombs they'll just jump out and say "Sie waren punkYou nur ist punkeded worden"( or you have just been punked!)
 
He should make a movie based off of the Doom comic book. It would be amazing. Not the game only the comic. Guaranteed funniest movie ever made.
 
First off, it's Dungeon Siege. Who the fuck cares about the desecration of the Dungeon Siege license, a license based off a shitty derivative Diablo clone? I'd rather him destroy the intergrity of Dungeon Seige than touch Farcry or Fear Effect.

Secondly, Uwe Boll's movies do not turn profits. The reason he is able to obtain investors is because business men in Germany are exploiting a loophole that grants massive tax breaks to those who invest in German made cinema. Last I heard, Germany was reforming this part of tax code to prevent this exploitation.
 
where does he get the film rights to stuff like this?

i would genuinely want to purchase some film rights to some old old franchises that we havent seen much from in a decade or two... so where do i go?
 
At least he's better than George Lucas ;) And no i'm not joking.

but anyway u people should be happy he didnt get halo :D
 
[quote name='Zoglog']At least he's better than George Lucas ;) And no i'm not joking.[/QUOTE]

You're an idiot. You mean to tell me that you would rather watch House of the Dead then Episode III? Sure you would....
 
[quote name='rabidmonkeys']You're an idiot. You mean to tell me that you would rather watch House of the Dead then Episode III? Sure you would....[/QUOTE]
I don't know, House of the Dead has Clint Howard and the dude from Das Boot, can't say that about EP. III. :D
OT: Are the same people who did the awesome clone wars cartoon shorts going to be doing the new CG cartoon series or is georgie boy going to ruin that too?
 
[quote name='winter']First off, it's Dungeon Siege. Who the fuck cares about the desecration of the Dungeon Siege license, a license based off a shitty derivative Diablo clone? I'd rather him destroy the intergrity of Dungeon Seige than touch Farcry or Fear Effect.

Secondly, Uwe Boll's movies do not turn profits. The reason he is able to obtain investors is because business men in Germany are exploiting a loophole that grants massive tax breaks to those who invest in German made cinema. Last I heard, Germany was reforming this part of tax code to prevent this exploitation.[/QUOTE]

Mystery solved.
Damn I always wondered what fueld that horrible House of the Dead film. That movie is so lame.
Poor Deutschlanders.

Ich habt ein grosse hund in meine kino!
 
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