Uwe Boll makes women become lesbians.

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Put your morning coffee down and brace yourselves everyone, because Michelle Rodriguez - the girl kissing other girls at a gay bar here - has come out of the closet. Oh I know, I couldn’t believe it either. Well, actually, replace the phrase “come out of the closet” with the phrase “did not come out of the closet” and “didn’t speak to anyone in this interview” and “declined comment”. The Advocate has an EXCLUSIVE! interview with Kristanna Loken - the girl kissing Pink here - and there’s a breathtaking revelation that she likes girls and is with Michelle now.
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Michelle and Kristanna were in Bloodrayne together (not as lesbians), and Kristanna is also appearing in Uwe's upcoming In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Seige Tale. Coincidence? I think not. I think they became lesbians after dealing with Uwe, and perhaps being driven to think that all men are as stupid as he is. Just a theory, but there was always something fishy about Uwe.
 
Ever since I have been going to college I have seen the homosexauls and let me say this. Even if she is eating carpet or is dubb the title Wugg Muncher she is not a Lesbian. In real life one is the man and one is the woman. Mostly the one who is the manly figure is the homosexaul when it is a female only relationship.

Again not real girl who likes other girls and sleeps with them.
 
Reality's Fringe;2371696 said:
This thread is useless without pics. And not just of the two women mentioned in the topic...
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So you want Uwe Boll pics; is that what you mean? :lol:
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[quote name='Dead of Knight']So you want Uwe Boll pics; is that what you mean? :lol:
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...Damnit :lol:.

I admit defeat. Note to self: be more specific.

That aside, there's something about his smile that makes you want to put your knee through it.
 
I think i figured it out. Regalsin doesn't speak English and he uses a crappy English translator to post. Thats the only explanation I can offer.
 
[quote name='nwaugh']Threads are always better with a little RegalSin mixed in.[/quote]
Please. Dude's more of a complete character than Borat. Though, to be fair, he does engage in pretty consistent acting.

As for the actresses in the OP, hooray for ugly lesbians. It's bothersome enough to have to deal with the "gay boys = bad, gay girls = fuckING AWESOME!" dichotomy every goddamned day; to see two frightfully unattractive women (Pink and Loken) makin' out is nice to see from time to time. In a sense, of course. ;)
 
[quote name='6669']I think i figured it out. Regalsin doesn't speak English and he uses a crappy English translator to post. Thats the only explanation I can offer.[/quote]I think so as well. Here is his original post, in the langauge I assume he's using, portugese, then translated BACK into English:

"Since that I have IDO to the college me always turn homosexauls and had left to say me this. Exactly the carpet will be being been eating or will be dubb the heading Wugg Muncher is not a Lesbian. In the real life one is the man and one is the woman. For the most part this who is the figure manly is homosexaul when it is a relationship of the female only."
 
[quote name='6669']I think i figured it out. Regalsin doesn't speak English and he uses a crappy English translator to post. Thats the only explanation I can offer.[/QUOTE]I think someone suggested this earlier as well, that maybe he was using Babelfish or something because he had a post in French. But I don't think that's possible anymore because I'm pretty sure Babelfish has better spelling and grammar.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']I think so as well. Here is his original post, in the langauge I assume he's using, portugese, then translated BACK into English:

"Since that I have IDO to the college me always turn homosexauls and had left to say me this. Exactly the carpet will be being been eating or will be dubb the heading Wugg Muncher is not a Lesbian. In the real life one is the man and one is the woman. For the most part this who is the figure manly is homosexaul when it is a relationship of the female only."[/QUOTE]
lol, you can be his translator now.
Also, judging by this: http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2371827&postcount=12
I think he's CAGs version of Borat :lol:
 
[quote name='judyjudyjudy']I think someone suggested this earlier as well, that maybe he was using Babelfish or something because he had a post in French. But I don't think that's possible anymore because I'm pretty sure Babelfish has better spelling and grammar.[/QUOTE]
I'm kinda hoping thats his problem. Has he ever responded to anyone's comments about him?
 
[quote name='6669']I'm kinda hoping thats his problem. Has he ever responded to anyone's comments about him?[/QUOTE]The only time I remember him ever responding to anything about himself was when people doubted he ate dog food.

btw, sorry to get so off-topic, DoK. Um... yes... lesbians... good?
 
[quote name='6669']I'm kinda hoping thats his problem. Has he ever responded to anyone's comments about him?[/QUOTE] I've never seen it happen myself.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I've never seen it happen myself.[/quote]

I saw him in CAG chat once and he answered a couple questions i asked about him. Mostly about dog food.
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']I saw him in CAG chat once and he answered a couple questions i asked about him. Mostly about dog food.[/QUOTE]
He ate dog food? Ok, maybe its not him speaking another language then, and he really is just fucked up.

Oh yeah, back on topic: I kissed a girl once, but I'm not a lesbian.
 
[quote name='greendc27']Has anyone ever told you how much you look like jessica alba? ;)[/QUOTE]
Jessica who? :lol:
 
[quote name='gunm']I demand pics of Dead of Knight and 6669 making out![/QUOTE]

Ask and ye shall receive... well, not quite...
So here's two guys making out!

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You need to take out the mask. I must admit that this has been a very entertaining thread.

Oh and how is the power to turn women into lesbians such a bad thing ;) Uwe Boll has the power to blur genres, a porno and whatever else he can get his hands on (usually video game licenses).
 
[quote name='Moxio']Leave.[/quote]

It's a joke moron, lighten up.

Even DoK didn't take it seriously and 1up'd me with her post.

At least use your ignore function. Heck I just did it now to you--not like I'm going to be missing anything with you in my filter.
 
Holy shit, why did I click on the picture of Pink and Loken kissing?

My eyes fucking BURN... I forgot how god awful ugly Pink is.
 
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