Vaginal pocket packs?

[quote name='Wshakspear']"Its when a man puts his whowho-dilly in a womans Cha-cha" - South Park[/quote]LOL :lol:
 
[quote name='carlagyrl']Hey I'm trying to sensitive over here. But if you guys don't care: Vagina, pussy , coochie, . There is everybody happy now!! :?[/quote]

You forgot cunt.

"...runs away ducking..."
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']One time I douched my ass for 10 dollars. Then My friend never even gave me the 10 dollars :cry:

Anyways keep the stories coming[/quote]

Oh man, I just read this entire thread and while JimmieMac's post made me chuckle, your comment just made me bust out laughing. :lol:
 
First of all let me just start off by saying that #1 I am a chick & #2 this shit is hilarious!! Specially JimmieMac & a few other comments/stories.

I also wanted to say that I think that men have it worse sexually than us chicks do. Sure, men can be foul & smelly n shit but nothing to the degree of these chicks out here and YES I said "these chicks" out here because while I am a woman, I am not in that catagory, period. Women are interal while men are not & some women not only do not CARE about their personal hygeine but some are simply uneducated in that department. They do not know about PH-Balance,pheromones & other things that can determine how one will smell/taste. Personally, I am borderline a vegetarian. I would say that 90% maybe more of my diet consists of fruits/vegtables & I always watch what I eat. This can determine a womans PH-balance. Also, some women douche & douche constantly. Thats not nessessary!! Idiots!! If u are one of these chicks who find yourself saying "Well I know I'm clean & dont stank,I douche every week sometimes more than once a week" then this is meant for you! YOU STANK! Haven't u asked yourself as to "why" you're douching like that? Perhaps seeking a OBGYN or just a Doctor in general to have a pelvic/pap smear will do the trick & U wont have to douche like that. (OR maybe u should stop tricking) ha ha ha...JP.\\:D/

When a woman douches it breaks down the natural lining & natural cleansing process a womans body does naturally because it interferes with the her PH-Balance & it can effect the good bacteria the vagina needs to fight off the bad bacteria making her body increasingly more dependent on this outside foreign form of cleansing & it will not "remember" how to cleanse itself anymore. This can happen when abusing douching. Im not saying to NEVER douche, Im saying use this form very very sparingly. Remember, if you are douching there is a underlined REASON as to WHY u are doing this. Think about it.

Also, there is anti-biotics. If a woman takes anti-biotics for any reason at all, could be an upper respitory infection such as bronchitis or anything else (not pussy related) the anti-biotic can cause a yeast infection will can cause odor. Im not saying this is written in stone and that each and every woman will get a yeast infection from anti-biotics Im simply saying that it is POSSIBLE and it quite common. What happens with that is the anti-biotic fights off infection where it needs to, killing that bacteria, but it also kills the good bacteria a womans vagina needs to fight the bad bacteria & when the good bacteria is killed off eventually the bad bacteria builds up, creates an inbalance in her PH-balance...i.e. a "yeast infection" is born. Again, this doesnt mean IT WILL HAPPEN this just means that it can. Beleive it or not, some women are so fucking nasty that when they have a yeast infection they dont even fucking know it because year round they twats itch & produce a foul ass odor so to them, it becomes normal & they dont know the difference. Ick! I cant even imagine. If funny how we found this forum too. We was searching for something we could make another joke with in regards to a old neighbor of mine. Man that chick smelled so bad! She stunk of big mouth bass 5 feet away from ya. I told her to seek help from a Doctor, perhaps the STD clinic because a woman should never smell like that & if she does, something is wrong. She simply stated that her man doesnt complain about it and "if it smells like fish-its a dish" AMAZING! He is just as nasty as her! But lets be honest here people, thats not really her "man". Thats just some guy who smutts her out # 3:45 a.m. creeps in thru the back door/creeps out thru the back door. I have tried to help her before but it seems now that humiliation is the only way. fuck her. Even if she cant smell herself stanking like because she is so used to it, One would think u would just "feel it". Ick. I dunno, I wouldnt be comfortable with smelling like that 24/7 let alone being intimate with someone. Shame on the men who run up in it too! Nasty assess.

So with all that being said, I say big up to the finger test! I totally see why you men do the finger test ( U men didnt think us chicks knew u did that did ya) I think the finger test is a nessessary tool, I dont care how long u and a woman have been dating & this is the "first time" Dont matter! Test that shit fellas! fuck that! If the shit stank, run your finger across the bottom of her nose and say "Ahhh-U smell that? Yea, thats u girl, thats ALL U"! Then wash your hands and cut out! fuck her. She is grown, she should know. If it isnt piss poor hygeine then she should seek medical assistance to get whatever is causing that odor. Its really very simple.

Last but not least. Fellas, if u are skeeting 2-3 nut loads of dick snot inside her DAILY think about it like this. :puke: Your bacteria is mixing with her bacteria and baking @ 99.9 degrees & as soon as her body rids of it, u shoot another load inside there. Even though the two of ya's are STD free its still bacteria and its still baking for apprx: 72 hours (3 days) which could possibly cause somewhat of a change in her PH-balance which could cause a slight different odor but shouldnt be an offensive one. The key is knowing our bodies and taking care of them accordingly. When u take a shower, dont just let the soap fall down and hit your feet, scrub in between each toe!!!! Dont use your face rag on your ass!! Scrub your teeth and scrape your tongue etc etc etc etc!!! Its just certain things that adults should know to do.................but not everyone does them! Drying off propertly and THOUROUGHLY is just as important as washing! If u put socks on and clothes on and your still damp, chances are u will smell like mildew, think about it. Its all about personal hygeine and knowledge of ones body.

I still say that humilation is the best way to affectivly help someone if all else fails.

Ladies....If u take care of your "girl"...your "girl" will take care of you.
**Wink**:applause:

P.S. I have several phone calls that we made to a neighbor telling her about herself & her hygeine. If anyone would like to hear it, let me know.
Anyone who has a problem with what I have wrote here in this forum I gives a fuck how u feel about it. fuck u and feed u beans. If anyone who already knows about my calls and have heard them from other areas of the internet has a problem with it, handle your business & do something about it. :argue: Everyone else, take care. :) :grouphug:
 
P.S. Me and my friend thought about inventing a "ball scrub" for men & selling it in the personal hygeine aisle at the store. Lmao. Anyone have any ideas on what the name of this product should be? How about a sales-pitch,logo and commerical ideas? Lmao. Cmon, I see there are some clever witty people who frequent here.
 
Pikachu could use one.

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[quote name='UCantBeSerious'] Lmao. Cmon, I see there are some clever witty people who frequent here.[/QUOTE]

No. Not even close. Not here, sister.
 
Waiting for the "newbie" comment...tapping foot...QQn....any minute now.

Cause u are aware that will be so insulting to me & I will be absoutly crushed.

lmao..

Man this shit funny to me....
 
Ban me? For what? I broke some rule over here? Lmao...

Man....some people & this online power trip is funny as hell to me. I aint say nuttn any more offensive above than anyone else...Im just not a "regular" which makes it not cool I supppose. U do have the option of NOT reading my posts, right? U aint forced to read it.
 
[quote name='UCantBeSerious']Ban me? For what? I broke some rule over here? Lmao...

Man....some people & this online power trip is funny as hell to me. I aint say nuttn any more offensive above than anyone else...Im just not a "regular" which makes it not cool I supppose. U do have the option of NOT reading my posts, right? U aint forced to read it.[/QUOTE]

Yes. You see, we people at CAG frown on new members because the last thing we want to do in spread our community to help more people get better deals on games. Here's the quote:

Originally posted by CheapyD
UCantBeSerious should be banned because we people at CAG frown on new members because the last thing we want to do in spread our community to help more people get better deals on games.
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Get out of here you giggling idiot.
 
Moxio....Let me guess? U were born here? U was NEVER new at one time? U been here since the beginning of time? Since the dinosaurs roamed the earth?

Just fall back off me ..relax. Aint nobody trying to scmooze or cut no deals ova here....sheesh.
 
I wouldn't have noticed this thread was almost 4 years old had it not been for MWL...

UCant, is failing to type properly the first thing they teach you at Troll U?
 
[quote name='UCantBeSerious']Moxio....Let me guess? U were born here? U was NEVER new at one time? U been here since the beginning of time? Since the dinosaurs roamed the earth?

Just fall back off me ..relax. Aint nobody trying to scmooze or cut no deals ova here....sheesh.[/QUOTE]

Well, at least you know the facts.

Also, always regard your superiors with the prefix "Master", please.
 
And WTF does "games" have to do with the topic "Vaginal Packs" anyways Moxio? Is this kid serious right now? I found this site, read it, liked it, commenting here and reading about it.
 
[quote name='UCantBeSerious']And WTF does "games" have to do with the topic "Vaginal Packs" anyways Moxio? Is this kid serious right now? I found this site, read it, liked it, commenting here and reading about it.[/QUOTE]

Dude, you're like 15 posts behind.
 
[quote name='maxgle']i want to hear a woman's opinion here[/quote]

ain't no way i'm puttin that (or any other such product) up ins.
 
I like the non-bold essay part of the post where "she" goes on to talk about her other prank phone calls and how you prolly have heard of them because, hey, it's the internet and shit that hot gets around.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I like the non-bold essay part of the post where "she" goes on to talk about her other prank phone calls and how you prolly have heard of them because, hey, it's the internet and shit that hot gets around.[/quote]

you actually read all that shit? i got bored after about 3 lines. i did skim through something about a casserole, though :whistle2:k
 
Reading requires a written expression of coherent thought being expressed in a meaningful fashion with words. All we can really do is try to decipher and postulate what ever the fuck numbnuts was trying to convey to us with "her" ham-fisted keyboard mashing.

[quote name='Chika']you actually read all that shit? i got bored after about 3 lines. i did skim through something about a casserole, though :whistle2:k[/quote]
 
[quote name='Kayden']Reading requires a written expression of coherent thought being expressed in a meaningful fashion with words. All we can really do is try to decipher and postulate what ever the fuck numbnuts was trying to convey to us with "her" ham-fisted keyboard mashing.[/quote]
yea, i said "fuck it, fuck "her", wtf casserole?!"
 
Moxio,

U feel better by banning this little chick over here, me? Lmao....What a chauncy you are.

Yo Moxio, why dont u go outside (If u can manage getting up and leaving your computer for that long) dig a hole, lay down, pull the dirt over u and inspire the cabbages. Do something good with your life for a change. Getdafucccouttahere@ u think that u a tough guy and some "Master" because u are a "regular" of some gaming website. Lmao.What a loser. Aren't u in the least bit ashamed and embarressed? U outta be homie. U big ole cyber bully u! lmao. How u gonna let a chick online upset u to the point where u have her banned to shift your "Online Status" around to show control. I guess if I lacked control in my real offline life I would be just like u too. U cant control the fact that your scortching case of herpes flares up unexpected. U cant control your cheating wife/girlfriend from fornicating with the neighbors Doberman. U can control your bowels. I mean damn Moxio, U just cant control shit can ya? (No pun intended) lmaooooooooooo.....Like I said, I would probably be like u too if I was picked on, chastized and ridiculed all throughout highschool, all my life. But its not my fault son. Its not my fault that u got slapped around duke. Its not my fault that the kids u wanted to "fit in" with used to tape your buttocks together, taze u with stun guns and stick your head in a toilet with fecal matter in it and flush it, thats not my fault!! Lmao....Its not my fault u failed at being a Correctional Officer. Its not my fault u failed at Police Academy. Now u finally found a place where u "fit in" and people respect u. Well, until I came along!! And well, U just wasnt having that was u? Reminded u too much of growing up huh? Look, I know u are content with being the king of the dipshits,thats something u settled for, ok? Dont take your frustrations out on me. You're a clown homie. A loser. Str8 bum.....and u know what,u know it! Moxio, big bad Moxio flexing his weight around some cyber gaming forum like u a tough guy. Lmao@ taking this shit so serious...."Newbies verse Old Heads". Just the mere fact that u are a "old head" on this site speaks volumes about u. No life. Poor baby is agoraphobic, scared to go outside. Im willing to bet u ever order your grocerys online, too scared to see your high school bullys at the store and how they would talk about your receded hairline and your wifes teaspoon of hair. Ole bald headed wench.Lmao. Let me guess, my original post pissed u off because it described your wifey? Tell your wife that UCantBeSerious said "Go back in the ocean where u belong....u been on the docks too long".....

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