Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically not Glenn Beck

You can laugh at me all you want and insult me all you want, but even if I disagree with my opponents, I don't wish death on them. That is low ball underhanded tactics that really shows your true colors.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Are you Glenn Beck?[/QUOTE]

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I could be Sarah Palin, George Bush, anybody, how does it matter? If you get to the point where you feel that somebody with opposing views deserves death, you had better realize that is how every hate group started, and every civil war began.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Do you realize what The Onion is?[/QUOTE]

Don't bother explaining, it would take too long and we're not guaranteed results that he'll actually get it.
 
[quote name='AdultLink']You can laugh at me all you want and insult me all you want, but even if I disagree with my opponents, I don't wish death on them. That is low ball underhanded tactics that really shows your true colors.[/QUOTE]

Fake account.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Do you realize what The Onion is?[/QUOTE]

[quote name='xycury']Don't bother explaining, it would take too long and we're not guaranteed results that he'll actually get it.[/QUOTE]

You mean a joke site posted by people in a CONTROVERSY FORUM (Not an off topic forum, or even a joke forum, a forum for political controversy)?

Don't bullshit me idiots. This was posted for politcal controversy.
 
"She wasn't some fat, dumb, Mormon fuckface who should have drank herself to death when she had the chance."

:rofl:

EDIT: "Happening now: cottage cheese ruined by mental image of grandmother eating cottage cheese."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
[quote name='AdultLink']You mean a joke site posted by people in a CONTROVERSY FORUM (Not an off topic forum, or even a joke forum, a forum for political controversy)?

Don't bullshit me idiots. This was posted for politcal controversy.[/QUOTE]


You still don't know what the Onion is do you?
 
[quote name='AdultLink']If you get to the point where you feel that somebody with opposing views deserves death, you had better realize that is how every hate group started, and every civil war began.[/QUOTE]
Even Glenn Beck fans aren't this dense are they? The question now is who's alter ego it is. The humor isn't dry/clever enough to be FoC (or is it? He's a sneaky one that guy). lilboo maybe? Casey Ryback? What's the name of that Canadian poster that drops in with good posts?

I'd love to make a troll account but I'd just end up a verbose thrustbucket.
 
[quote name='speedracer']Even Glenn Beck fans aren't this dense are they? The question now is who's alter ego it is. The humor isn't dry/clever enough to be FoC (or is it? He's a sneaky one that guy). lilboo maybe? Casey Ryback? What's the name of that Canadian poster that drops in with good posts?[/QUOTE]

I wish it was me. Then, I would know who that avatar is.

EDIT: Of course, my alter ego is The Bitter Asshole. I'm trying to figure out how to make a projectile made of poop intimidating and I need some help with the costume. I'm thinking something along the lines of a hemorrhoid.

EDIT: Tesla. Awesome. Now, I can become Adultlink2.
 
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[quote name='speedracer']I'd love to make a troll account but I'd just end up a verbose thrustbucket.[/QUOTE]
I've thought about this a bit, and have concluded that I really don't have it in me to make a troll account.
 
speaking of alts, IRHari for sure isn't me, because i always use proper punctuation and capitalization... so by extension i am definitely not adultlink
 
who cares about punctuation and capitalization? I sure don't (you might want to capitalize the 'i' btw). its a series of tubes d00d.
 
Who knew I'd ever say this but Mykevermin said it best for me...

[quote name='mykevermin']Thanks for bringing up this part. I think your thread reaction will bear out exactly what you describe above. And that will be straight white teenage males defending this kind of humor.
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This won't be any different. If you're a straight white male, it's your duty to make sure that you get on the internet and criticize and belittle anyone and everyone who is slightly different from you. And if someone dares to try to tell you that you're offensive, you can choose to either go right after attacking them, or simply wash it off by claiming you were joking.

Internet ad nasueum.[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Who knew I'd ever say this but Mykevermin said it best for me...[/QUOTE]
When the only gay member of the Senate calls you a crybaby, your 15 minutes is up. When The Onion spoofs you, it's long over and the only ones left are the burnt out husks of human beings trying to make it a bigger issue because they can't tell that it's used up.

Where would you say you fit in?
 
Man, I remember when Colbert showed the clip of Glenn Beck saying he wishes the 9/11 victims would shut up. Oh but it was only a few of them like, 10. You could hear audible gasps from the audience. The audacity of this man, to say something like that and then organize the '9/12' project.

Colbert summed up Beck and the 9/12 Project perfectly. "The 9-12 Project is not for families directly affected by 9/11, just the people building their careers on it."
 
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