Video: Uwe Boll VS. Critic #1

[quote name='CheapyD']The guy from Something Awful is going to get his ass kicked.[/quote]

Lowtax already said he just doesn't give a poop about the match. He's just doing it for fun and isn't going to train or anything like that.
 
[quote name='CheapyD']The guy from Something Awful is going to get his ass kicked.[/QUOTE]

I can't wait to see what Lowtax has up his sleeve.

He already said he doesn't plan on really fighting.
 
by "fun" he means "publicity".

If CAG had the ducats to back me, I'd whip that guys ass, and to think, even if I lose, you kids would finally be able to see me get my comeupance.
 
[quote name='GetStoopd']Lowtax already said he just doesn't give a poop about the match. He's just doing it for fun and isn't going to train or anything like that.[/quote]
I don't know. Seems that Carlos guy wasn't prepared at all, either.

Its been a while for me- but I don't recall getting repeatedly punched in the head being 'fun'.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']by "fun" he means "publicity".

If CAG had the ducats to back me, I'd whip that guys ass, and to think, even if I lose, you kids would finally be able to see me get my comeupance.[/QUOTE]

You should have made fun of his movies more, then he might have invited you to come kick his ass.
 
I thought there'd be more action in this. I'm greatly saddened..... I'm pretty sure there's some tough people who are really mad at him and his movies.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Well, I guess this means Boll's movies are good then, huh?[/quote]

Well I liked Alone in the Dark already...so I guess now I finally have something to back that up when the haters come-a-callin'. "Oh that movie stunk." Did you see Ewe light up that fool critic? Case closed.
 
[quote name='Oops! I did it again.']Well I liked Alone in the Dark already...so I guess now I finally have something to back that up when the haters come-a-callin'. "Oh that movie stunk." Did you see Ewe light up that fool critic? Case closed.[/quote]'

Your avatar and signature is pretty wild! What was this topic about?
 
Just thinking about this fight on a whim - given the general immaturity of a director who can't do anything but fight his critics since his films certainly won't wow anyone (Tara Reid in glasses = doctor? :rofl: :rofl: ), why did this critic take the fight seriously.

Come the fuck on - walk from your corner as soon as that round #1 bell hits, throw a kick to the junk, and raise your arms. You're a fucking critic, your boxing rank won't suffer from a disqualification, and the very people who give a shit about a silly-ass stunt like this will laud you as a hero.
 
what a horrible fight! Uwes opponent cowers and runs away turning his back most of the time... When he isn't falling over his own feet. Not even worth watching.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Just thinking about this fight on a whim - given the general immaturity of a director who can't do anything but fight his critics since his films certainly won't wow anyone (Tara Reid in glasses = doctor? :rofl: :rofl: ), why did this critic take the fight seriously.

Come the fuck on - walk from your corner as soon as that round #1 bell hits, throw a kick to the junk, and raise your arms. You're a fucking critic, your boxing rank won't suffer from a disqualification, and the very people who give a shit about a silly-ass stunt like this will laud you as a hero.[/QUOTE]

Agreed. Uwe Boll has the mindset of a 4th grade bully. Someone says he sucks at something that, honestly, he DOES suck at. His defense? "I'll meet you on the playground after school." If he wants to shut the movie critics up, how about he MAKE A GOOD MOVIE??? If he's such a tough guy and wants to show off his mad boxing skillz, he should, I dunno, box for a living.

Know why he doesn't do that? Because he knows he wouldn't last in the real boxing world... so he has to challenge movie critics. What a bitch.

I wish someone like Butterbean or Lennox Lewis would bring up a stink about his movies.
 
[quote name='Brak']I'd challenge him to a Pennsylvania Street Fight.[/QUOTE]

Or maybe some of the bullet proof vest wearing Idaho gangs?!?
 
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Lowtax's only chance is to rumble... don't dance with the guy, he's got a few chops in the ringing. Gotta get in there and swing like a fuckin' mad man in the first round and try to hurt him.

Lowtax will probably punch himself out in a minute and a half, and the chances of getting Boll's ire up and getting KO'ed are high, but it's the only way a total amateur who's not going to do even the slightest bit of cardio training is going to have any opportunity of winning.
 
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