Vote for me because my opponent will die in office

[alonzomourning23]

A candidate for State Assembly in the central valley region of CA, Bill Conrad (R) is apparently running on the platform that his opponent won't survive his term because he had a heart transplant.

http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/archives/2006/05/have_a_heart.html

Tasteless.

 

[CappyCobra]

Wow. Talk about tacky. At least show your opponent with a hooker or something. What happened to a good 'ol fashion slandering?

 

[Kayden]

Also known as the 'my opponent was too clean to get any good dirt on' manuever.

 

[poe]

[quote name='CappyCobra']Wow. Talk about tacky. At least show your opponent with a hooker or something. What happened to a good 'ol fashion slandering?[/QUOTE]

The transplanted heart came from the hooker he strangled.

 

[elprincipe]

[quote name='poe']The transplanted heart came from the hooker he strangled.[/QUOTE]

Senator, she may have died when you stuffed those bills down her throat, or maybe when you hit her with that chair. I don't know; I'm not a doctor. But I know one thing that didn't kill her: smoking.

 

[Skelah]

'his wife also looks at other men ..MEN LIKE ME!'

'his mother spends all her money on bingo aka GAMBLING!'

'his sister is..DATING A BLACK GUY!'

 

[E-Z-B]

[quote name='elprincipe']Senator, she may have died when you stuffed those bills down her throat, or maybe when you hit her with that chair. I don't know; I'm not a doctor. But I know one thing that didn't kill her: smoking.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Classic quote.

 

[mykevermin]

The hell kind of name is "Arvin" anyway?

I hope that this stuff backfires on him, but doubt it will have any impact at all.

 

[Ikohn4ever]

i heard the person who had his heart before was gay, raped children and used the bible to wipe his ass ergo he did all those things

 

[SpazX]

How the hell is that a "secret campaign plan?"

 

[WeaponX2099]

The guy is a dumb ass.