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Thats frickin hilarious.The Narrator's Apprentice said:BREAKING NEWS:
Someone from the Mayor's office has been found dead in midtown park. At 10:00 this morning, detectives were called to this scene of a battered corpse dumped in the main square on a footpath, between two park benches. The orificers said there was apparantly a giant phallus stuffed in the mans mouth. Detective Richard Phuck did not say whether or not it was the cause of the man's death.
"We don't know how he was killed yet, exactly," Dick said, "Butt you can believe we'll be right on top of this one until the end."
A passerby witnessed the crime and had this to say:
"He just came out of nowhere," the woman related, "He fell to his knees and started choking on it. I couldn't really tell if he was having a good time or if he was in agony."
Detectives went on to say that this type of crime is becoming more and more common, as newcomers to the city are unfamiliar with the park, become lost, and don't know how to find the entrance. "There's a well used exit in the rear, but it's unclear if the man knew how to use it."
There has been no official statement from the Mayor's office on the loss of one of their members.
The Narrator's Apprentice said:BREAKING NEWS:
Someone from the Mayor's office has been found dead in midtown park. At 10:00 this morning, detectives were called to this scene of a battered corpse dumped in the main square on a footpath, between two park benches. The orificers said there was apparantly a giant phallus stuffed in the mans mouth. Detective Richard Phuck did not say whether or not it was the cause of the man's death.
"We don't know how he was killed yet, exactly," Dick said, "Butt you can believe we'll be right on top of this one until the end."
A passerby witnessed the crime and had this to say:
"He just came out of nowhere," the woman related, "He fell to his knees and started choking on it. I couldn't really tell if he was having a good time or if he was in agony."
Detectives went on to say that this type of crime is becoming more and more common, as newcomers to the city are unfamiliar with the park, become lost, and don't know how to find the entrance. "There's a well used exit in the rear, but it's unclear if the man knew how to use it."
There has been no official statement from the Mayor's office on the loss of one of their members.
The Narrator's Apprentice said:BREAKING NEWS:
Someone from the Mayor's office has been found dead in midtown park. At 10:00 this morning, detectives were called to this scene of a battered corpse dumped in the main square on a footpath, between two park benches. The orificers said there was apparantly a giant phallus stuffed in the mans mouth. Detective Richard Phuck did not say whether or not it was the cause of the man's death.
"We don't know how he was killed yet, exactly," Dick said, "Butt you can believe we'll be right on top of this one until the end."
A passerby witnessed the crime and had this to say:
"He just came out of nowhere," the woman related, "He fell to his knees and started choking on it. I couldn't really tell if he was having a good time or if he was in agony."
Detectives went on to say that this type of crime is becoming more and more common, as newcomers to the city are unfamiliar with the park, become lost, and don't know how to find the entrance. "There's a well used exit in the rear, but it's unclear if the man knew how to use it."
There has been no official statement from the Mayor's office on the loss of one of their members.