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Well, maybe this book here can help you out.

I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.

And apologies if this is a repost :)
 
I love asian women. I wish I could attract more of them, but this damn sombraro and pancho only gets me the senoritas.
 
[quote name='zewone']I love asian women. I wish I could attract more of them, but this damn sombraro and pancho only gets me the senoritas.[/quote]

Nothing wrong with the senoritas. Salma Hayek =P~
 
[quote name='zewone']I love asian women. I wish I could attract more of them, but this damn sombraro and pancho only gets me the senoritas.[/quote]

And they only hang around long enough to correct his spelling?

Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?
 
[quote name='Amazon Reviewer']I read this book and it is GREAT! I'm sure that I can succeed with Asian women now. I'm going to find out if that sideways thing is true.[/quote]

???
 
[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='zewone']I love asian women. I wish I could attract more of them, but this damn sombraro and pancho only gets me the senoritas.[/quote]

And they only hang around long enough to correct his spelling?

Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?[/quote]

Spelling was never my best subject, but no a real poncho. Its cheaper than a jacket; same thing for my sombraro which is cheaper than a MLB cap. I'm a cheapass Mexican.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart'][quote name='Amazon Reviewer']I read this book and it is GREAT! I'm sure that I can succeed with Asian women now. I'm going to find out if that sideways thing is true.[/quote]

???[/quote]

Uhh...there's an old stereotype leftover from...a long time ago...that says that Asian women uhh...their "plumbing" as it were - their special place, that it runs "east west" instead of "north south" like on a Caucasian woman.
 
Isn't there also some book on how to pick up caucasian women? Isn't it called something like How to Pick up Beautiful Women? I think I heard about it from Howard Stern or something like that. It's also supposedly supposed to work nearly 100% of the time.
 
[quote name='cruster'][quote name='Dr Mario Kart'][quote name='Amazon Reviewer']I read this book and it is GREAT! I'm sure that I can succeed with Asian women now. I'm going to find out if that sideways thing is true.[/quote]

???[/quote]

Uhh...there's an old stereotype leftover from...a long time ago...that says that Asian women uhh...their "plumbing" as it were - their special place, that it runs "east west" instead of "north south" like on a Caucasian woman.[/quote]

:shock: Never heard of that one before.
 
[quote name='judyjudyjudy']I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.[/quote]

Perhaps one of them is "WHERE'S MY GODDAMN DINNER!?!?"

myke.
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers'][quote name='cruster'][quote name='Dr Mario Kart'][quote name='Amazon Reviewer']I read this book and it is GREAT! I'm sure that I can succeed with Asian women now. I'm going to find out if that sideways thing is true.[/quote]

???[/quote]

Uhh...there's an old stereotype leftover from...a long time ago...that says that Asian women uhh...their "plumbing" as it were - their special place, that it runs "east west" instead of "north south" like on a Caucasian woman.[/quote]

:shock: Never heard of that one before.[/quote]

ive heard of it...but pornos have taught me that its not true :cry:
 
[quote name='judyjudyjudy']I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.[/quote]

I think one of them is "Me so horny!"
 
so if i wrote a book on how to pick up 'some ethnicity' women people would buy it....wow i could make up all kinds of stupid crap to fill a couple hundred pages and then make up fake testemonials....if only i had the work ethic to go through with it...ohhh welll
 
[quote name='zewone']I love asian women. I wish I could attract more of them, but this damn sombraro and pancho only gets me the senoritas.[/quote]
no mames
 
[quote name='zewone'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.[/quote]

I think one of them is "Me so horny!"[/quote]

Okay, that totally busted me up :)
 
[quote name='cruster'][quote name='Dr Mario Kart'][quote name='Amazon Reviewer']I read this book and it is GREAT! I'm sure that I can succeed with Asian women now. I'm going to find out if that sideways thing is true.[/quote]

???[/quote]

Uhh...there's an old stereotype leftover from...a long time ago...that says that Asian women uhh...their "plumbing" as it were - their special place, that it runs "east west" instead of "north south" like on a Caucasian woman.[/quote]

how ridiculous. Maybe Australian women have their plumbing...i dunno...upside down?
 
[quote name='judyjudyjudy']I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.[/quote]
#1 "I'm really into Asian women!"
 
[quote name='CheapyD'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.[/quote]
#1 "I'm really into Asian women!"[/quote]

#2 " so does your pluming run...you know... east to west....?"
 
[quote name='danny90044'][quote name='CheapyD'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.[/quote]
#1 "I'm really into Asian women!"[/quote]

#2 " so does your pluming run...you know... east to west....?"[/quote]

This tangent could have its very own thread.

"Does this look like a Q to you?"
 
[quote name='danny90044']
#2 " so does your pluming run...you know... east to west....?"[/quote]

Does anyone know where the hell this "stereotype" came from?

I've heard it before. But every asian girl I've ever seen (whether on video or live) has had normal plumbing.
 
"Why are your eyes like that?"
or

"Did you fall for me to see if the whole asains have small nuts thing was true or not?"

BTW, for you asains dont get mad at me please..
 
[quote name='help1']"Why are your eyes like that?"
or

"Did you fall for me to see if the whole asains have small nuts thing was true or not?"

BTW, for you asains dont get mad at me please..[/quote]

I'm more offended by your line of "for you asains" more than anything. :? At least have the decency to spell Asian correctly and don't refer to Asians as "you asains". Seriously...
 
[quote name='danny90044'][quote name='CheapyD'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.[/quote]
#1 "I'm really into Asian women!"[/quote]

#2 " so does your pluming run...you know... east to west....?"[/quote]

#3 Can I buy you a drink. Oh, BTW, me chinese, me play joke...
 
[quote name='camoor'][quote name='danny90044'][quote name='CheapyD'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.[/quote]
#1 "I'm really into Asian women!"[/quote]

#2 " so does your pluming run...you know... east to west....?"[/quote]

#3 Can I buy you a drink. Oh, BTW, me chinese, me play joke...[/quote]

#4 My wang is the biggest in your country.
 
[quote name='spaceloaf'][quote name='danny90044']
#2 " so does your pluming run...you know... east to west....?"[/quote]

Does anyone know where the hell this "stereotype" came from?

I've heard it before. But every asian girl I've ever seen (whether on video or live) has had normal plumbing.[/quote]

It's an old wives' tale made up during the Korean war and other wars fought in Asia, probably started by the wives of the U.S. servicemen. Many soldiers slept with Asian prostitutes during the war and some got hooked on it. Some even married and had families with the Asian women. The wives and people back home came up with the story that maybe it's more pleasurable to have sex with Asian women because their vaginal opening is sideways instead of up and down - which is utterly ridiculous of course.
 
Here's a book for you guys out there

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...002-8562835-2696865?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

If you have the "Lost in Translation" DVD, watch the extra features. Bill Murray has this book.

Includes classics like

"Sorry, I don't love you anymore so I'm changing my phone number."

"Do you have a curfew?"

"Do you use protection?"

and

"Do you know who you are talking to?"

and for the Korean person in your life...

... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...002-8562835-2696865?v=glance&s=books&n=507846
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart'][quote name='danny90044'][quote name='CheapyD'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.[/quote]
#1 "I'm really into Asian women!"[/quote]

#2 " so does your pluming run...you know... east to west....?"[/quote]

This tangent could have its very own thread.

"Does this look like a Q to you?"[/quote]
"How about now?"

#11 (Japanese only) "We sure kicked your ass in WWII"
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart'][quote name='danny90044'][quote name='CheapyD'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.[/quote]
#1 "I'm really into Asian women!"[/quote]

#2 " so does your pluming run...you know... east to west....?"[/quote]

This tangent could have its very own thread.

"Does this look like a Q to you?"[/quote]

:rofl:

Am I the only asian guy here who doesn't want an asian girl (I'm half only, so maybe that's it). The idea that the girl I marry will become an asian mom... not a good image...
 
[quote name='judyjudyjudy']Well, maybe this book here can help you out.

I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.

And apologies if this is a repost :)[/quote]

How about:
"Yes, I do have new and sealed copies of Disgaea and La Pucelle Tactics. Would you like to buy them from me? :D"
 
[quote name='shrike4242'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']Well, maybe this book here can help you out.

I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.

And apologies if this is a repost :)[/quote]

How about:
"Yes, I do have new and sealed copies of Disgaea and La Pucelle Tactics. Would you like to buy them from me? :D"[/quote]
:p :p :p
 
[quote name='epobirs']Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?[/quote]

:applause:

The fact that maybe two other people will get that makes me sad.
 
[quote name='judyjudyjudy'][quote name='shrike4242'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']Well, maybe this book here can help you out.

I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.

And apologies if this is a repost :)[/quote]

How about:
"Yes, I do have new and sealed copies of Disgaea and La Pucelle Tactics. Would you like to buy them from me? :D"[/quote]

:p :p :p[/quote]

Oh, wait, it's what you're supposed to say. I get those confused sometimes. :rofl: Looks like it worked. :wink:
 
Why the hell do you need a damn book to meet a lady?

Just be charming, and a gentleman, and try to really get to know someone (And not just get in their pants) and you'll meet anyone...

You CAN do that, RITE???? :roll: :(
 
[quote name='shrike4242'][quote name='judyjudyjudy'][quote name='shrike4242'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']Well, maybe this book here can help you out.

I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.

And apologies if this is a repost :)[/quote]

How about:
"Yes, I do have new and sealed copies of Disgaea and La Pucelle Tactics. Would you like to buy them from me? :D"[/quote]

:p :p :p[/quote]

Oh, wait, it's what you're supposed to say. I get those confused sometimes. :rofl: Looks like it worked. :wink:[/quote]

Gosh, I don't know if that really worked... maybe you should try "Yes, I do have new and sealed copies of Gitaroo Man and Rez. Would you like to buy them from me?" I think that would work ;)
 
[quote name='judyjudyjudy'][quote name='shrike4242'][quote name='judyjudyjudy'][quote name='shrike4242'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']Well, maybe this book here can help you out.

I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.

And apologies if this is a repost :)[/quote]

How about:
"Yes, I do have new and sealed copies of Disgaea and La Pucelle Tactics. Would you like to buy them from me? :D"[/quote]

:p :p :p[/quote]

Oh, wait, it's what you're supposed to say. I get those confused sometimes. :rofl: Looks like it worked. :wink:[/quote]

Gosh, I don't know if that really worked... maybe you should try "Yes, I do have new and sealed copies of Gitaroo Man and Rez. Would you like to buy them from me?" I think that would work ;)[/quote]

How did I let myself get dragged into this? How about "I have Rez, COMPLETE, if you know what I mean."
 
[quote name='judyjudyjudy'][quote name='shrike4242'][quote name='judyjudyjudy'][quote name='shrike4242'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']Well, maybe this book here can help you out.

I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.

And apologies if this is a repost :)[/quote]

How about:
"Yes, I do have new and sealed copies of Disgaea and La Pucelle Tactics. Would you like to buy them from me? :D"[/quote]

:p :p :p[/quote]

Oh, wait, it's what you're supposed to say. I get those confused sometimes. :rofl: Looks like it worked. :wink:[/quote]

Gosh, I don't know if that really worked... maybe you should try "Yes, I do have new and sealed copies of Gitaroo Man and Rez. Would you like to buy them from me?" I think that would work ;)[/quote]

Well, how about "Hey, want to see my new and sealed Rez, with the Trance Vibrator"? :rofl:
 
[quote name='beerguy961']
Am I the only asian guy here who doesn't want an asian girl (I'm half only, so maybe that's it). The idea that the girl I marry will become an asian mom... not a good image...[/quote]

Asian moms with that FOB accent, sticking to traditions, always gossiping about the latest bs, gotta make themselves look good for the sake of their repuatation, and looking down on others?


edit: also that is a weird book. but I am curious to its content too
 
[quote name='zewone']I love asian women. I wish I could attract more of them, but this damn sombraro and pancho only gets me the senoritas.[/quote]

Heh, wanna trade? I loves me them senoritas. Seriously speaking though, I'm fortunate to have dark skin w/ almond-esque eyes (thanks to my filipino heritage I've got Malaysian, Chinese, and Indonesian as well as Spanish and African genes). This combo allows me to get both asian and latin women :whistle2:D
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Am I the only asian guy here who doesn't want an asian girl (I'm half only, so maybe that's it). The idea that the girl I marry will become an asian mom... not a good image...[/quote]

I dunno about excluding asians specifically... I love women of all ethnicities... to me, it's like being an owner of a ice cream shop like Baskin Robbins. You can have vanilla or chocolate or even banana but why would you when there's 31 (and more) flavors? Even if you do want to marry a non asian, that shouldn't exclude you from dating them :cool:
 
[quote name='zewone'][quote name='judyjudyjudy']I'm curious as to what's in the "Eleven Things You Should Never Say to an Asian Lady" chapter.[/quote]

I think one of them is "Me so horny!"[/quote]

Yep.. this is on the list right before "Me love you long time!"

What a great flick. :)
 
[quote name='cruster'][quote name='Dr Mario Kart'][quote name='Amazon Reviewer']I read this book and it is GREAT! I'm sure that I can succeed with Asian women now. I'm going to find out if that sideways thing is true.[/quote]

???[/quote]

Uhh...there's an old stereotype leftover from...a long time ago...that says that Asian women uhh...their "plumbing" as it were - their special place, that it runs "east west" instead of "north south" like on a Caucasian woman.[/quote]

I can't believe you actually explained that! :rofl:
 
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