Guile, as always, you prove yourself to be a genius. I don't think, however, this cat needs help in his campaign. Rather, a psychologist may be in order.
I agree alonzo; though I've never read LaVey, I always understood satanists who follow his philosophy are more or less a cross between nihilist and hippie. This cat, on the other hand, probably thought it was a great day when Parliament voted "Jedi" a recognized religion in Great Britain.