Ways to earn money (need help)

Tide123

Tide123

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Does anyone know any quick, preferably simple, ways to earn money? Besides the obvious; a job, since I can't get one yet (although I'm old enough). I don't plan to sell any old games of mine..or mow any lawns..or steal :p
Thanks in advance
 
So you want money...with no work or anything? Most states have this thing called the lotto. Honestly though call around to temp agencies. It's work and technically a job, but some of the agencies can place you somewhere that is flexible for a busy schedule or short period of time.
 
If you don't want to sell anything, work or steal there's really no options left unless you want to make you a sign and stand around on the corner.
 
[quote name='Graystone']cocaine is real profitable this time of year....that was wrong sorry. forget what I said.[/quote]

*Sniff* Huh, what?

For me, even though i have a job, im doing the whole e-bay bit, as well as collecting cans. yippie skippy.
 
i'll give you the same advice I gave RF in the colleges sucks thread

If you deal well with nastiness, I would suggest tricking yourself out to some old wealthy widow. Just take out an ad in the personnals something to this effect

young eager college student seeks much older wealthy mature woman for fun.

I know it's illegal and I know it's immoral....but it will pay for your tuition and then some. You'll even have some extra cash for cheap ass games and partying ( Be careful don't go overboard.... we know how you can get when you drink too much. )

You can thank me later if you decide to do this.
 
[quote name='snotknocker']i'll give you the same advice I gave RF in the colleges sucks thread

If you deal well with nastiness, I would suggest tricking yourself out to some old wealthy widow. Just take out an ad in the personnals something to this effect

young eager college student seeks much older wealthy mature woman for fun.

I know it's illegal and I know it's immoral....but it will pay for your tuition and then some. You'll even have some extra cash for cheap ass games and partying ( Be careful don't go overboard.... we know how you can get when you drink too much. )



You can thank me later if you decide to do this.[/quote]

If you go this route, make sure you stock up on a lot of lube.
 
[quote name='Xevious'][quote name='snotknocker']i'll give you the same advice I gave RF in the colleges sucks thread

If you deal well with nastiness, I would suggest tricking yourself out to some old wealthy widow. Just take out an ad in the personnals something to this effect

young eager college student seeks much older wealthy mature woman for fun.

I know it's illegal and I know it's immoral....but it will pay for your tuition and then some. You'll even have some extra cash for cheap ass games and partying ( Be careful don't go overboard.... we know how you can get when you drink too much. )



You can thank me later if you decide to do this.[/quote]

And to help you on that route...

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22640

If you go this route, make sure you stock up on a lot of lube.[/quote]
 
[quote name='Xevious'][quote name='snotknocker']i'll give you the same advice I gave RF in the colleges sucks thread

If you deal well with nastiness, I would suggest tricking yourself out to some old wealthy widow. Just take out an ad in the personnals something to this effect

young eager college student seeks much older wealthy mature woman for fun.

I know it's illegal and I know it's immoral....but it will pay for your tuition and then some. You'll even have some extra cash for cheap ass games and partying ( Be careful don't go overboard.... we know how you can get when you drink too much. )



You can thank me later if you decide to do this.[/quote]

If you go this route, make sure you stock up on a lot of lube.[/quote]

And lots and lots of naughty books and movies. You'll need it.
 
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