We all fake sick. What is your favorite method?

All you need is a heated blanket here people. Turn it on max the night before and sleep, drinking no fluids an hour or two before. Then, when you wake up you're throat should be dry and itchy and you'll be running a temp. When they leave, get out and drink something. You'll be perfectly healthy in an hour to do what you want and guilt-free because you were legitimately sick.

But the shits excuse works the best.
 
When I was in elemetary school I would set al the clocks hours ahead just enough to not go anywhere.

About faking sickness I would just use the bathroom for a long time and everybody would leave without me.

Again I could just throw up my food forcefully.
 
Simple, I just used a heating pad on my forehead on high about an hour before the bus ran. Then, I ran headfirst into a way (retarded but effective) to give a realistic drowsiness effect. Now finally, I brewed a boiling hot cup of hot chocolate to fool the thermometer .

Worked every time
 
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