What are the rules of cheating and is there a code of conduct.

[cindersphere]

So as the title says what are the rules of cheating if there are even rules. In the past there have been rules for pimping as well as a code of conduct (although as soon as crack came out the rules were promptly thrown out) But is there a certain conduct you must follow while cheating and what is it.

 

[Maklershed]

Don't do it?

 

[joe2187]

 

[SpazX]

Yeah, I'd have to go with Mak.

If you want to somebody else just end your relationship.

 

[Sofa King Kool]

1) She must be significantly hotter that your girlfriend.
2) Don't get caught.

 

[cindersphere]

I know that it is better not to cheat but I was wondering about all the people who do cheat. Is there some sort of unspoken cheaters code of conduct or at least a set of loose guideline you have to follow.

 

[crystalklear64]

As long as everyone can use the cheats, all's fair. Whoever can use the cheats more effectively will still win, just another type of gameplay.

Now if its 2 guys with infinite life, you just don't do that, cuz then no one can win. One of the few unspoken rules imo.

 

[Short Round]

As long as you're not in the same zip code it's fine.

 

[pacifickarma]

Eatin' ain't.

Spoiler

Yeah, actually it is.

 

[munkapotamus]

j-j-j-JAM IT IN.









oh... and deny till you die.

and never think it will "help" ur relationship to confess. Instead of you being the only one to feel bad about it (if you do, which you shouldn't) you're bringing the other person into it and making them feel bad/resentful/hateful/angry about it when they don't need to.

 

[Renegade_Zero]

[quote name='crystalklear64']As long as everyone can use the cheats, all's fair. Whoever can use the cheats more effectively will still win, just another type of gameplay.

Now if its 2 guys with infinite life, you just don't do that, cuz then no one can win. One of the few unspoken rules imo.[/quote]


I lol'd.

 

[kaptinmorgan]

surprisingly no one has said it yet, "it's not cheating if you spread peanut butter all over your balls and let your dog lick it off...because it's your dog!"

 

[GuilewasNK]

[quote name='cindersphere']So as the title says what are the rules of cheating if there are even rules. In the past there have been rules for pimping as well as a code of conduct (although as soon as crack came out the rules were promptly thrown out) But is there a certain conduct you must follow while cheating and what is it.[/quote]


I don't think there is such a thing as rules for breaking rules.

You wouldn't like it if she's letting dudes in the neighborhood hit it (raw or not) and then you come in at night to get some and you are none the wiser.

 

[SpeedyG]

It's not cheating if it's in the butt

 

[QiG]

You mean the "Road Trip" rules?
1) It's not cheating if you're in different zip codes
2) It's not cheating if you're with two girls because they cancel each other out
3) It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.. because it's YOUR dog

Between my girlfriend and me the rules are simple:
1) It's cheating if you're doing something I would get pissed about if I was standing there
2) It's only ok if there is a massive upgrade invovled (for her a rich young doctor for example) because no one wants to be left for some scrub working at McDonalds.