What are the top three things you do and know is wrong, but do anyway?
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Mookyjooky
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-Sleep with women I KNOW have AIDS
-Put a pinch of rat poison in my grandmothers coffee every morning so I can take care of her when she stays home.
-Jerk off, while reading Guns-n-Ammo and drool in my own sweat and urine, when I've been naughty.
-Put a pinch of rat poison in my grandmothers coffee every morning so I can take care of her when she stays home.
-Jerk off, while reading Guns-n-Ammo and drool in my own sweat and urine, when I've been naughty.
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[quote name='Tespo125']1. Masturbating to porn
2. Smoking Marijuana
3. Lie to my parents about masturbating to porn and smoking marijuana[/quote]
I thought your first one would be "Having a freakish green dildo looking thing with eyes and razor sharp teeth running at people as an avatar"
That thing is just damn disturbing ...
2. Smoking Marijuana
3. Lie to my parents about masturbating to porn and smoking marijuana[/quote]
I thought your first one would be "Having a freakish green dildo looking thing with eyes and razor sharp teeth running at people as an avatar"
That thing is just damn disturbing ...
[quote name='help1']-having over 1000 posts on CAG[/quote]
Well, quantity does not equal quality.
How underage is underage? I mean, if you're going by law, and she's 17, nothing wrong with that.. I think my break off point is probably late 16, early 17.. I've dated a girl that's 16, i've dated a girl that's 22, the difference between the two was (obviously) astronomical. So yeah, if you're over 18 and under 21 and she's over 16, what the hell, have fun.. no, nevermind, she's your best friend's sister.. you don't
with best friend's anythings.
The top three things I do that I know I shouldn't, but do anyways.. wow, where to start.. screw 3, i'm going for 10.
1. Drink sprite all the freaking time..
2. Uselessly waste gas looking for a deal (but it did yield a mint copy of Intelligent Qube, as well as Ninja Gaiden and two FF: Crystal Chronicles at $8 each)
3. Download music. I don't usually buy the CD's, i'll admit it.. but if they're local or indie artists, I definately buy their CD.
4. Download movies. I always buy the movie after I download. The only exception has been House of the Dead, and that movie was just horrible. Just flat out awful.
5. Eat at fast food too much.. until this year, when I got some unknown rare disease, which I think was food poisoning, and my colon started literally rejecting food because it wasn't used to it, so now i'm on colon pills and rarely eat, if at all.. I have lost a ton of weight.
6. I am late to History class (by 30 minutes) EVERY time, only because in her guidelines she says that she takes roll at the END of class (Instead of the beginning like normal people) and four missed days will be penalized, but nothing about lateness. She knows this, I know this, and I come in late every day and have never been penalized. If she tries to penalize me on my grade, i'll just point out that there was nothing in the rules about it.
7. I take useless crap that GameCrazy will throw away just because i'm setting up a game room. It's yielded some great stuff though, such as my Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay display stand (which I'm giving to my cousin for Christmas, he LOVES the movies and game), as well as other things that are great for the room, such as the Ghost Recon 2 and Star Wars: Battlefront oversized boxes.
8. Flirt with my best friend (who's obviously female and a model, at that) even though we've been friends for 8 years. We've done little more than hug, but I have a feeling that one day she'll realize that I have always been there for her and will always be there for her.. i'm just waiting, I guess. She'll get it.. eventually. If she doesn't.. her loss. And for the record, I think I turned her into a gamer. I got her started on Parasite Eve and she just kinda took off from there. I'm proud. I say that I shouldn't do this because I don't want to wreck the friendship.
9. Always go over the speed limit by (at least) 5 mph.
10. Do the Hastings 4 for 1 deal when I fully know and the employee fully knows that I am lowballing them.. but it's so fun.
Well, quantity does not equal quality.
How underage is underage? I mean, if you're going by law, and she's 17, nothing wrong with that.. I think my break off point is probably late 16, early 17.. I've dated a girl that's 16, i've dated a girl that's 22, the difference between the two was (obviously) astronomical. So yeah, if you're over 18 and under 21 and she's over 16, what the hell, have fun.. no, nevermind, she's your best friend's sister.. you don't
with best friend's anythings.The top three things I do that I know I shouldn't, but do anyways.. wow, where to start.. screw 3, i'm going for 10.
1. Drink sprite all the freaking time..
2. Uselessly waste gas looking for a deal (but it did yield a mint copy of Intelligent Qube, as well as Ninja Gaiden and two FF: Crystal Chronicles at $8 each)
3. Download music. I don't usually buy the CD's, i'll admit it.. but if they're local or indie artists, I definately buy their CD.
4. Download movies. I always buy the movie after I download. The only exception has been House of the Dead, and that movie was just horrible. Just flat out awful.
5. Eat at fast food too much.. until this year, when I got some unknown rare disease, which I think was food poisoning, and my colon started literally rejecting food because it wasn't used to it, so now i'm on colon pills and rarely eat, if at all.. I have lost a ton of weight.
6. I am late to History class (by 30 minutes) EVERY time, only because in her guidelines she says that she takes roll at the END of class (Instead of the beginning like normal people) and four missed days will be penalized, but nothing about lateness. She knows this, I know this, and I come in late every day and have never been penalized. If she tries to penalize me on my grade, i'll just point out that there was nothing in the rules about it.
7. I take useless crap that GameCrazy will throw away just because i'm setting up a game room. It's yielded some great stuff though, such as my Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay display stand (which I'm giving to my cousin for Christmas, he LOVES the movies and game), as well as other things that are great for the room, such as the Ghost Recon 2 and Star Wars: Battlefront oversized boxes.
8. Flirt with my best friend (who's obviously female and a model, at that) even though we've been friends for 8 years. We've done little more than hug, but I have a feeling that one day she'll realize that I have always been there for her and will always be there for her.. i'm just waiting, I guess. She'll get it.. eventually. If she doesn't.. her loss. And for the record, I think I turned her into a gamer. I got her started on Parasite Eve and she just kinda took off from there. I'm proud. I say that I shouldn't do this because I don't want to wreck the friendship.
9. Always go over the speed limit by (at least) 5 mph.
10. Do the Hastings 4 for 1 deal when I fully know and the employee fully knows that I am lowballing them.. but it's so fun.
[quote name='opportunity777'][quote name='Tespo125']1. Masturbating to porn
2. Smoking Marijuana
3. Lie to my parents about masturbating to porn and smoking marijuana[/quote]
I thought your first one would be "Having a freakish green dildo looking thing with eyes and razor sharp teeth running at people as an avatar"
That thing is just damn disturbing ...[/quote]
..What kind of dildos have you seen with eyes, teeth and legs?!?!?! :shock:
2. Smoking Marijuana
3. Lie to my parents about masturbating to porn and smoking marijuana[/quote]
I thought your first one would be "Having a freakish green dildo looking thing with eyes and razor sharp teeth running at people as an avatar"
That thing is just damn disturbing ...[/quote]
..What kind of dildos have you seen with eyes, teeth and legs?!?!?! :shock:
[quote name='Scorch'][quote name='opportunity777'][quote name='Tespo125']1. Masturbating to porn
2. Smoking Marijuana
3. Lie to my parents about masturbating to porn and smoking marijuana[/quote]
I thought your first one would be "Having a freakish green dildo looking thing with eyes and razor sharp teeth running at people as an avatar"
That thing is just damn disturbing ...[/quote]
..What kind of dildos have you seen with eyes, teeth and legs?!?!?! :shock:[/quote]
Ashton Kutcher
2. Smoking Marijuana
3. Lie to my parents about masturbating to porn and smoking marijuana[/quote]
I thought your first one would be "Having a freakish green dildo looking thing with eyes and razor sharp teeth running at people as an avatar"
That thing is just damn disturbing ...[/quote]
..What kind of dildos have you seen with eyes, teeth and legs?!?!?! :shock:[/quote]
Ashton Kutcher
[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='opportunity777'][quote name='Tespo125']1. Masturbating to porn
2. Smoking Marijuana
3. Lie to my parents about masturbating to porn and smoking marijuana[/quote]
I thought your first one would be "Having a freakish green dildo looking thing with eyes and razor sharp teeth running at people as an avatar"
That thing is just damn disturbing ...[/quote]
..What kind of dildos have you seen with eyes, teeth and legs?!?!?! :shock:[/quote]
Ashton Kutcher[/quote]
Butterfly Effect was decent
2. Smoking Marijuana
3. Lie to my parents about masturbating to porn and smoking marijuana[/quote]
I thought your first one would be "Having a freakish green dildo looking thing with eyes and razor sharp teeth running at people as an avatar"
That thing is just damn disturbing ...[/quote]
..What kind of dildos have you seen with eyes, teeth and legs?!?!?! :shock:[/quote]
Ashton Kutcher[/quote]
Butterfly Effect was decent
bread's done